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yunshoumozaigujiamingxianbusuankeren,yijindamenjiurangguguanjiazijiqumang,ertazedaizheshenzunqingcheshuludexianghoumianzou。
yirushenzunzaiwaimiansuoxiangdeneiyang,gujianeibushidianxingdezhongshiyuanlinfengge,jiashanliushui,langyaomanhui,jingzhidianya,gupodaqi。
“gangcaineidamajiushiniqianqiba?woxianzaiganjuenipeibushangwojie,yanguangyetemeipinle。”yunshoumokaikoudao。
shenzunfangebaiyan:“zhibuzhidaoyoujuhuajiaonahubukaitinahu?”
yunshoumoxiaoshengruyinlingyiban:“kanlainiyijingfanranxingwule。nianshaoshiganqingnonglie,nanmianbeizhezhuyanjing,nidemeipinyesuanyouqingkeyuan。”
shenzunshixiao:“woxianzaixiangxinnishigejiaoshile,shuohualaoqihengqiude,dongbudongjiujiaoyuren,daoshigenggaihannidamacaidui。”
“taoyan!huibuhuishuohuaya?”yunshoumodaletayixia,yanzhuzidiliuliuyizhuan,youjiaoxiadao,“jiusuannizijueburuwo,neiyegaihanjiejie。
lai,guaididi,xianjiaoyishengrangjietingting,jiaodehaole,jiejiejinitangchie!”
shuowan,shenzunhaimeishafanying,tazijidaoxianxiaowanleyao。
yiluchuanlangguoqiao,liangrenlaidaohouyuanyidongchitangpangdeliangcengxiulouqian,yunshoumorangshenzunzanshizaimenwaidengdai,zijizoulejinqu。
xiuloudeketingnei,gujiajiazhuguwenxuanzuozaizhuzuo,zhengzaiyukezuoshangdeyimingqingnianrenjiaotan。
fuzhuzuoshanghaizuozheyiweiyaoraomeifu,meifuxiashouzeshigeyingjundenianqingren,zhengshiguwenxuandeqizishiyanni,yijitadeerzi,gujiangtian。
“gushushu,shiayi,wolaila!”yunshoumoyijinmenjiudahuxiaojiao,bizaizijijiahaisuibian。
guwenxuanluchuqinqiedexiaorong:“xiaomolaila,ganggangxiaozhouhaizainiantaonini。lai,renshiyixia,zheiweishishenyizhangxinghedegaotu,zhongyijieqingnianyidaiqiaochu,dongfangjingwei。”
jiezhe,tayouduineiqingnianrenjieshaodao:“dongfangxiansheng,zheiyatoushiyunshijituandongshizhangdeerqianjin,yunshoumo。”
dongfangjingweiyanjingyiliang,qishendao:“guxianshengmiuzanle,zhongyibodajingshen,wozhishichukuimenjing,chengsisuangexiaoxueshengbale。yunxiaojie,xinghui!”
“zheidaoshiqiaole。”shiyannipaishouxiaodao,“xiaomoganghaoshiweixiaoxuejiaoshi,nimenhaizhenshiyouyuanfenni!”
yunshoumobuyiyinrenchajuedezhoulexiamei,wowodongfangjingweishenguolaideshou,wen:“nishizhangxinghedetudi,neinirenburenshishenzun?”
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“tabushiqianbei,binihainianqing,danyishuchaojilihai,lianaizhengdounengzhihaoe!”
wenyan,zhongrendajing,gujiangtianchixiaoyisheng:“xiaomojie,nishibushizaiwaimiantingleshenmexiaodaoxiaoxi,huozhekanburuliudexiaoshuorumile?zheizhongpihua,aimaibaojianpindedayedamadoubuhuixin。”
yunshoumomiqiyan:“nishizaimawochunme?”
gujiangtianbikongchaotian:“woshijiushilunshi。yigebidongfangxianshenghainianqingdejiahuo,jiusuandongdianzhongyi,gujichengsiyejiushipimao。
dongfangxianshengshuotashixiaoxuesheng,neiwokan,nikouzhongneixingshendekendinghaizaichinaini。”
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yunshoumobuda,zhishiwendongfangjingwei:“nizenmekan?”
dongfangjingweixianglexiang,shuo:“yaoxuexizhongyi,tianfuqueshifeichangzhongyao,shijiezheimeda,dangranbupaichubiwonianqingyishuyoubiwohaoderen。
danshi,zhongyijiangjiuqianrenqianfang,zuizhongjingyan,xuyaoshijianlaijilei,nianqingshiwufabiguodelieshiheduanban。
zhiyuzhiliaoaizheng,jiushixiaohuale,kenengzhiyoudianxianganshangdelingnanlaozhongyicaiyouzheibenshi。”
tahuayingangluo,shiyannijiudangzhezuigegejiaoxiaoqilai:“dongfangxianshengbudancaihuahengyi,shuohuahaihenyoumo,yidinghenzhaonvhaizixihuan!”
yunshoumocumei,huranganjuezheigeyiqianzhishibuxihuandeayihenyanshu,ranhoujiuxiangqileganggangzaimenwaijianguodeshenzunqianqi。
yiyang**,yiyangmeipin。
tabiyidekankandongfangjingwei,lenghengyisheng:“suoweimingshigaotu,buguoruci。
benxiaojiegaosuni,zheiweishenzunnengzhihaoaizhengkeshijingguozhongliuyiyuanquerende,erqieyebeiyiyuanpinqingweilezhongyiguwen。
eduile,zheizhengshiyuanyunishifuzhangxinghedetuijian,buxinzijidadianhuaquwen。
qie!yigexuezhongyixuedaoguowailiuxuedejiahuo,yepeizichengzhongyiqiaochu?nijiushilingnanlaozhongyibenyiba!”
shuowan,yunshoumobianbuzailihuilianseyijingbianheidedongfangjingwei,zhuanshenduiguwenxuandao:“gushushu,wojieshentishanglaomaobingninyinggaitingshuoguo,dangnianyeshiqingzhangshenyijidiaoliguo,yizhibujianhao。
danshi,zheiweishenzunshenxianshengzhiyongleyidunwufandeshijianjiuzhihaole,wojiejiezuozheng。
erqiewoyijingbatajiqinglaile,jiuzaimenwai。”
yitingzheihua,guwenxuandunshijidongqishen,“kuai!kuaiqingshenxiansheng!”
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