春风再美，也比不过校花的笑刘黄叔驾到-著

小说简介

shihaosulingershiyiweiputongren，queyinweiyiwaishijianerbeijuanruleshenmidemaoxianzhilv。zailiuhuangshujiadaodexiaoshuo《chunfengzaimei，yebibuguoxiaohuadexiao》zhong，shihaosulingerjiangmianlingezhongtiaozhanhekunnan，tongshiyejieshilehuobanhediren。tongguoyongganhecongmingcaizhi，shihaosulingerzhujianjiekaileyigegemituan，bingfaxianlezijineixindeliliang。shixiansisidingzhechangshangchuanlanseqiuyideduiyou。“linger，nikanzanbanlanqiduineizhuangtai，yaobu……”pangbiandelinweilalelatadeyijiao，shengyinfazhan，“womenbuyong……jiangrangduzhechenjinzaichongmanjingxiheqiyudeshijiezhong。

精彩章节

julixiaolanqiujuesaijieshuhaiyousanfenlingqimiao。jifenpaishangshanzheciyandehongseshuzi。dayi（san）ban52，

dayi（yi）ban60。“peng！”tibuhouweilixiangdechuanqiuzaicibeiduan，duifangqianfengyunqiukuaigong，

qingsongshanglandefen。changbiandehuanhushengshunjianbei（yi）bandejianjiaoyanmei，（san）bandejiayouquzhourananjingxialai。

“made！”duizhangzhouhangyiquantouzazaiguanggaopaishang，huxilidebingdaizaohuademeileliangyi。tagangcaiweijiao，

“doushuolebiechuangaoqiu！lixiangninengbunengdaidiannaozi？”lixianglianzhangdetonghong，

shouxinliquanshihan：“dui、duibuqiduizhang……womeixiangdaotafanyingneimekuai……”“xianzaishuoduibuqiyoupiyong！

”zhouhangxiangzhanqilai，xigaiyiwanyoutengdeziyaliezui，beipangbiandeduiyouanzhu，“jiaolian，wohainengshang！

”“zuoxia！”zhangjiaolianchezhesangzihou，pijiudusuizhejicudehuxiqifu，shoulidezhanshubanbeiniechuzhiyin，

“rendaidoukuaisilielehaishang？xianghoubanbeizizhuguai？”taniutoukanxiangtibuxi，

muguangsaoguoyigegechuitousangqideshenying，“haiyousheinengshang？”tibuxihoupaichuanlaisuliaodengmocadimiandeqingxiang，

meirenyingsheng。dajiadouqingchu，zheishihoushang，feilibutaohao。gangcaitibuzhongfengwanghaoshangchangsanfenzhong，

liandiulianggelanbanhaifangui，xianzaizhengbaozhetoudunzaidishang，xiangzhianchun。

“wanle……”houpainvshengdechuoqishengdidixiangqi，“mingmingshangbanchanghailingxiande……”“douguaiwanghao，

gangcaineigelanbanyaoshinadaoshou……”“biemale，

tayebushiguyide……”xiaohuasulingerzhanzailaladuizuiqianpai，baiseyundongxiedexiejianzaidibanshangcengchuqianhen，

shoulideyingguangbangbeiniedekuaibianxing。tademaweibiansuizheshentiqingqingfadou，

shixiansisidingzhechangshangchuanlanseqiuyideduiyou。“linger，nikanzanbanlanqiduineizhuangtai，

yaobu……”pangbiandelinweilalelatadeyijiao，shengyinfazhan，“womenbuyonghanleba，

haoxiangyemeiyong……”“buxing。”sulingerdeshengyinyoudianya，tashenxiyikouqi，juqiyingguangbangyonglihuanglehuang，

“zainanyeyaohan，tamentingdedaode。”taqingleqingsangzi，shizheyangqishengyin：“sanbanjiayou！sanbanjiayou！

”shengyingangchukoujiubei（yi）bande“fangshou”“fangshou”shenggaiguo。

“chi——”yishengqingtiaodexiaocongshenhouchuanlai，sulingermengdihuitou，kanjianwangdachuiyizaiqiuyuantongdaodelanganshang，

heisejiakechangzhehuai，luchulimianyinzhe“**kuan”ziyangdetxu，shenhougenzhelianggegenban，

zhengduizhechangshangzhizhidiandian。wangdachuishi（yi）bande，jiashibucuo，zaixuexiaolixianglaihengzhezou。

tamanyouyouhuangdaochangbian，muguangzaisulingerniejindeyingguangbangshangpieleyiyan，yinyangguaiqidikaikou：“yo，

zheibushizanmenxiaoyunhuidelaladuixiaohuanvshenma？zenme？sangziyale？”sulingerzhoumei：“yaoniguan？

wangdachui，zheilishisaichang，nibiedaoluan。”“daoluan？”wangdachuikuazhangditiaomei，congkudailimochushouji，

duizhejifenpaipailezhangzhao，“woshilaisongwennuande。nikannimenbanzheicanyang，zhuliquele，tibushale，

shengxiasanfenzhong，luohoushifen。e，duile，gangyoubeijinlege，xianzaishierfenle。”tahuanglehuangshouji，

“yaobuzheiyang，wogenwomenduishuosheng，rangtamenzuihousanfenzhongbiefangle，fangnimenzhuijifen，shengdeshutainankan。

”“nishenmeyisi？”houpaidenanshengzhaopengtengdizhanqilai，“womenbanshubushulundedaonishuo？”“yohe，

zheibushishangcibeiwobachaoshikaichudeneigeshouyinyuanerzima？”wangdachuidegenbanzhiyiliupangchixiao，“zenme？

xiangtininvshenchutou？”zhaopenglianshunjianzhangchengzhuganse，

tabashanggeyuequeshiyinweihegukechaojiabeiwangdachuijiadechaoshicitui，zheishizainianjilibeichuanlehaojitian。

“liuzhuangnibizui！”sulingerwangqianzhanlebanbu，dangzaizhaopengmianqian，“wangdachui，bisaihaimeijieshu，

sheishusheiyingbuyiding。”“buyiding？”wangdachuixiangshitingdaoletiandadexiaohua，wanyaocoujinsulinger，

yigudandandexiangshuiweipiaoguolai，“sudaxiaohua，bieziqiqirenle。nimenbannengchengdaojuesai，

quankaozhouhangneixiaozisicheng，xianzaitafeile，shengxiadedoushiwaigualiezao。

”tayongxiabadianledianchangshangshiwulianliandelixiang，“jiuzheishuiping，jiwomenduitixiedoubupei。

”“nishuohuakeqidian！”zhouhangzaixiuxiquhoudao，zhengzhazhexiangzhanqilai，beijiaoliansisianzhu。

wangdachuiyagenmeilita，dingzhesulinger，“zheiyangba，wogennidagedu。nimenbanyaoshinengying，

wobawoneiliang**banshandichesongjinimendangbanfei。danyaoshishule……”taguyituozhangdiaozi，

yanshenlideqingtiaojihuyaoyichulai，“saihougenwoquchigefan，zenmeyang？jiuwomenliang。”“nizuomeng！

”linweiqidefadou，“lingercaibuhuigennizheizhongren……”“xiaowei。”sulingerlazhuta，

shengyinbigangcaiwenlexie，zhishiwozheyingguangbangdezhijiegengbaile，“wangdachui，womenbanbuxuyaonideshandiche，

yebuhuigennidu。bisaihaimeijieshu，womenbuhuifangqi。”“buhuifangqi？”wangdachuichixiaoyisheng，

zhuanshenchongchangshangde（yi）banduiyuanhan，“wei！tingjianmei？renjiashuobufangqini！doujiwodaqijingshenlai，

bierangrenjiashudetainankan，buranwonvshengaixintengle！”（yi）banduiyuanhongxiaoqilai，

qizhongyigegaogezihouweiguyiduizhesulingerdefangxiangbilegetiaoxindeshoushi。

changbiande（san）bantongxueqidemachusheng，queyoubeichangshangdetuishidudeshuobuchuhua。lixiangfaqiushishoudouzaidou，

lanqiugangdichuqujiubeiduifangduanxia，youshiyigekuaigongdefen。“52bi66！”caipandebaofenshenggaokangliaoliang。

zhangjiaolianbazhanshubanwangdishangyishuai，houdao：“zanting！doujiwoguolai！”duiyuanmenchuitousangqidizouguolai，

meirengankanjiaoliandeyanjing。zhouhangjideetoumaohan：“jiaolian，rangwoshangba，

napajiudaliangfenzhong……”“shuolebuxing！”zhangjiaoliandengzheta，“nixiangxiabanbeizizuolunyi？

”tasaoshizhetibuxi，“haiyousheinengshang？napanengshougelanbanyexing！”tibuxiyaquewusheng，

lianpingshizuihuoyuedetibuqianfengdoubatoumaidedidide。“nandaozhenyaoqiquanma？”younvshengdaizhekuqiangshuo。

sulingeryaozhechun，hurankanjiantibuxizuimoduandeshenying。shihaozuozaineili，beitingdebizhi，

shoulizuanzheyitiaomeikaifengdemaojin，yanshenluozaichangshang，meishenmebiaoqing，queyoubuxiangqitarenneiyangjusang。

tahuranxiangqishanggeyuewuxiu，luguocaochangshikandaodechangjing。shihaoyigerenzailiansanfenqiu，

lanqiuyicicihuaguohuxian，kongxinruwangdeshengyinzaikongdangdecaochangshanggewaiqingxi。

tadangshihaigenlinweishuo：“meixiangdaoshihaotoulanzheimezhun。”linweiqueshuo：“zhunyoushenmeyong，

talianbanjixuanbasaidoubugancanjia。”“shihao。”sulingerxiayishidihanchusheng。

suoyourendemuguangshunjianjizhongguoqu。shihaolengleyixia，taiqitou，jingpianhoudeyanjingzhalezha，

sihumeifanyingguolaishizaijiaota。“lingernihantaganma？”linweibujie，“taconglaimeishangguochanga。

”zhangjiaolianyezhouqimei：“shihao？nihuidaqiu？”shihaodelianyoudianhong，niezhemaojindeshouzhidongledong，

meishuohua。“tahui！”houpaihuranyourenhan，shisulinger，“woshangcikanjiantazaicaochanglianqiu，

sanfenqiutoudetebiezhun！”“zhendejiade？”lixiangjingyadihuitou。“sulingernibiexiachuile。

”liupangzaipangbianchixiao，“jiutazheishougeboshoutui，nengneimezhun？”wangdachuiyelailexingzhi，

baozhegebokanrenao：“e？haiyouyinzanggaoshou？shihaoshiba？yaobunishangshishi？

zheikeshidangjiushizhudehaojihuia！”shihaodeshouzhizuandegengjinle，zhiguanjiefanbai。

takanzhechangshangchuanzhelanseqiuyideduiyou，kanzhezhouhangjiaojidelian，kanzhesulingeryanlideguangyidiandianandanxiaqu，

huranzhanqishen。tadedongzuohenqing，querangxuannaodexiuxiqushunjiananjingxialai。“jiaolian。”tadeshengyinbugao，

quehenqingxi，daizhedianshaonianrenteyoudeshaya，“rangwoshangba。”zhangjiaolianlengzhule，

shangxiadaliangta：“ni……queding？zhidaoguizema？huifangshouma？”“zhidao。”shihaodiantou，

muguangsaoguobifenpai，“wonengtousanfen。”“tousanfen？”wangdachuixiaodegengdasheng，“xianzaishiluohoushisifen！

bushiliangfen！niyiweitoujigesanfenjiunengfanpan？zuomeng！”“shihao，biechongdong。”zhouhangquandao，

“zheibushiniyigerenlianqiudeshihou，nibiehewangdachuineige**yibanjianshi。”“womeichongdong。

”shihaokanxiangzhouhang，yanshenhenrenzhen，“duizhang，nijiaoguowomen，budaozuihouyimiaobunengfangqi。

”zhouhanglengzhule，taqueshishuoguozheijuhua。“rangtashang！”sulingerhurankaikou，shengyinqingliang，“jiaolian，

rangtashishi！”zhangjiaoliankanzhesulinger，youkankanshihao，yaoleyaoya：“xing！shihao，nishang！dadefenhouwei！

jizhu，nengtoujiutou，bieyouyu！”“ng。”shihaodiantou，tuoxiawaitao，luchulimianxidefabaidelanseqiuyi，

haomashi12hao，zaiqiuduilijihumeirenzhuyiguozheigehaoma。wangdachuichuileshengkoushao：“yo，haizhenganshang？

sulinger，nizheiyanguangkebuzenmeyanga。”sulingermeilita，zoudaoshihaomianqian，

bashoulidekuangquanshuidileguoqu：“jiayou。”tadezhijianyoudianliang，pengdaoleshihaodeshou，

liangrendouxiangbeitangdaoyiyangsuohuileshou。shihaodeerduoshunjianhongle，tajieguokuangquanshui，yangtouhexia，

qingshengshuo：“ng。”caipanchuixianglezantingjieshudeshaosheng。dangshihaozoujinchangdishi，（yi）bandeduiyuandouxiaole。

“zheisheia？shoudegendouyacaiside。”“sanban，nimenbanzheishimeirenle？”“jiutazheiyangdeyenengshangchang？

woganjuewoshangwoyexing。”“niladaoba，nishangzuiduohetabanjinbaliang！”wangdachuizuozaichangbiandeyizishang，

qiaozheerlangtui：“biedayi，wanyirenjiashibanzhuchilaohuni？”tahualidechaofengsheidoutingdechulai。

zhongxinkaiqiu，qiuquanzai（san）ban。lixiangjinzhangdibaqiuchuanjishihao。shihaojieqiudeshunjian，

（yi）bandehouweiliketieleshanglai，shitamenduiliyifangshouxionghanzhuchengdezhangqiang。“xiaozi，xinlaide？

”zhangqiangyongjianbangzhuanglezhuangshihao，“shixiangdian，biediurenxianyan。”shihaomeishuohua，shentiweiweiyice，

yunqiudejiezouhuranbianle，kuaiderangrenfanyingbuguolai。taxiangniqiuyiyangcongzhangqiangshenbianhuaguo，chongdaosanfenxianwai。

“lanzhuta！”（yi）bandezhongfengdahanzhepuguolai。shihaoqitiaodeshunjian，tiyuguanlifangfoanjinglexialai。

sulingerxiayishidipingzhulehuxi，zhouhangzuanjinlequantou，zhangjiaoliandepijiududouwangleqifu。

lanqiuzaikongzhonghuachuyidaoganjingliluodehuxian，chuanguolanwang，fachu“shua”deqingxiang。kongxinruwang。

55bi66。（san）bandejiayouquxianshisiyibandejijing，suijibaofachuzheneryulongdehuanhu。“jinle！

shihaoniubi！”“haoqiu！”“shihao，bukuishiwodehaodaer。”“shihao，bu，jintiannishiwoyifu。

”“haogeweiwu！haogeniubi！”“shihaohaishiqianga，wozaokanchulaile！”wangdachuilianshangdexiaorongjiangzhule。

（yi）banfaqiu，zhangqiangqideliantonghong，yunqiuxiangguobanchang，quebeishihaosisidingzhe。taxiangzhuanshenguoren，

shoulideqiuquehuranbeipaidiao。shihaodeduanqiuyoukuaiyouzhun，zhijianqingqingyipeng，lanqiujiutuolilezhangqiangdekongzhi。

shihaojianqiqiu，kuaigongdaoqianchang，（yi）bandeduiyuanhaimeihuifangdaowei。tameiyoutangong，kandaogenjindelixiang，

shouwanyidou，baqiuchuanleguoqu。lixianglengleyixia，xiayishidijiezhuqiu，shanglandefen。57bi66。

“haochuan！”lixiangjidongdibaozhushihao，shoudouzaidou，“xie、xiexienishihao！”shihaodelianseweihong，

qingqingtuikaita：“kuaihuifang。”jiexialaideyifenzhong，chengleshihaodegerenxiu。talianxuduanxiazhangqianglianggeqiu，

toujinyigesanfen，haizhugongduiyoudeleliangfen。jifenpaishangdeshuzifeisubianhua，

57、60、62……dangshihaotoujindisangesanfenshi，bifenzhuidaole65bi66。

tiyuguanlidehuanhushengkuaiyaoxianfanwuding。sulingerjuzheyingguangbang，sangzidouhanyale，yanliqueshanzheguang，

kanzheneigezaichangshangbenpaotiaoyuedeshenying，huranjuedetaxidefabaideqiuyibirenhe**kuandouhaokan。

wangdachuidelianchedichenlexialai，tamengdizhanqilai，chongchangshanghou：“douganshenmeni！fangzhuta！

jiwofangzhuneige12hao！fanji，fanjia，nimenzheixie**，fanjia！”zuihousanshimiao，

（yi）banfaqiu，qiudaolewangdachuidetanggewangleishouli，tashi（yi）bandezhulidefenshou。

wangleiyunqiuxiangyashijian，quebeishihaotieshenfangshou。“gunkai！”wangleijile，xiangyongshentizhuangkaishihao，

quebeishihaolinghuodibikai。“fangui！”caipanshaoshengxiangqi，wangleidashoufangui。haiyoushimiao，（san）banqiuquan，

luohouyifen。shihaozhanzaisanfenxianwai，paizheqiu，hanshuishunzhetadexiahexianwangxiadi。

duimiansangefangshouduiyuanweizheta，wangleiehenhendidingzheta：“xiaozi，biexiangtou！

”sulingerdexintidaolesangziyan，takanjianshihaohurantaiqitou，wangchangbiankanleyiyan，zhenghaoduishangtademuguang。

tadeyanshenhenliang，meiyousihaohuangluan。jiuzaicaipankuaiyaochuichaoshishaodeshunjian，shihaohuranqitiao，

shentixianghouweiweiyangqi，bikailewangleidefenggai。lanqiutuoshoudeneiyike，zhongchangshaoshengxiangqi。

shijianfangfoninggule。lanqiuzaikongzhongfeixing，xiangyiketuozheguangweideliuxing。“shua——”lanqiuchuanguolanwang，

wenwenluorulankuang。juesha！68bi66！jijing，siyibandejijing。sanmiaozhonghou，

（san）bandetongxuexiangfengleyiyangchongjinchangdi，bashihaotuantuanweizhu。zhouhangdanjiaotiaozhechongguolai，

yibabaozhuta：“shihao！ni**niubi！

”lixiangkudemanlianshilei：“womenyingle……womenjuranyingle……”zhangjiaolianwuzhexiongkou，

jidongdeshuobuchuhua，pijiuduyiguyigude，xiangshisuishihuizhakai。sulingerzhanzairenqunwai，

kanzhebeicuyongzaizhongjiandeshihao，tadeyanjingbeijidiaole，luchuganjingdemeiyan，youdianwucuodixiaozhe，

erduohongdexiangshutoudepingguo。wangdachuizhanzaiyuandi，lianseqingyizhenbaiyizhen，

shoulide**kuanshouji“pa”didiaozaidishang，pingmuliekaiyidaofeng。

“wangshao……”liupangzhanzhanjingjingdixiangjianshouji，beiwangdachuiyijiaochuaikai。“feiwu！yiqunfeiwu！

”wangdachuihouleyisheng，zhuanshenjiuzou。sulingerhuranxiangqishenme，zhuanshenpaoxiangkantai，

naqifangzaineilideyipingbingzhenkuangquanshui。tapaohuichangdi，jiguohuanhuderenqun，zoudaoshihaomianqian。

shihaozhengbeiduiyoupaidekuaisanjia，kandaota，liketingxiadongzuo，lianshangdexiaorongyoudianjiangying。“jini。

”sulingerbashuidijita，zhijianbuxiaoxinpengdaotadeshou，liangrenyouxiangchudiansidefenkai。“xie、xiexie。

”shihaojieguoshui，ningpinggaideshouyoudiandou。“nigangcai……”sulingerdelianjiayoudiantang，

“nigangcaizuihouneigeqiu，shibushikanlewoyiyan？”shihaodeerduogenghongle，tadixiatou，

kanzheshoulidekuangquanshuiping，xiaoshengshuo：“ng。”“weishenme？”“yinwei……”shihaotaiqitou，

yanlideguangbigangcaitoujinjueshaqiushihaiyaoliang，“woxiangrangnikandao。”sulingerlengzhule，

suijirenbuzhuxiaoleqilai，yanjingwanchengleyueya，“wokanjianle。”1tiyuguandehuanhushengzheneryulong，

shihaobeiduiyoumenpaoqilaideshunjian，kanjiansulingerzhanzairenqunwaixiao，shoulihaizuanzhegenyingguangbangxiangtahuishou。

luodishitaliangqiangleyixia，zhouhangfuzhetadejianbangdaxiao：“shihaonizangdeyetaishenle！

yihouqiuduihexinjiushinile！”“wo……wohaishibaxuexigaohaoba。”shihaonaonaotou，

“mingtianhaiyaoqukuaicandian**。”“**？”sulingerzouguolai，eqiandesuifazhanzhehanzhu，

“nizhoumoyizhizaidagongma？”“ng，zandianxuefei。”shihaodeshengyindilexie，“wobamazailaojiakaidian，

jinnianxingqingbutaihao。”sulingerkanzhetaxidefabaideqiuyixiukou，huranshuo：“shihao，

nixiangbuxiangqushishijiaruhaibinshilanqiudui？”“shilanqiudui？”shihaolengzhule。“duiya。

”sulingeryanjingliangjingjingde，“wobarenshitamenduilidezhulijiaolian，shuozuijinzaizhaoxinren。nitoudesanfenqiu，

bidianshishangdezhiyeqiuyuantoudehaipiaoliang！qushishiba，shuobudingnengxuanshangni。”“wobuxingde。

”shihaolikeyaotou，“tamenkendingyaozhuanyexunlianguode，erqiewozhoumoyaodagong，meishijian。

”“dagongyigeyuenengzhuanduoshao？”sulingerzhuiwen。“liangqianduoba。”“shilanqiuduideyubeiduiyuanyoujintie，

bisaihaiyoujiangjin，kendingbini**zhuandeduo。”sulingerbaizheshouzhisuan，“zuizhongyaodeshi，

ninengdazhenzhengdelanqiua！zheicaishinidezhangchu，zongbizaikuaicandiancazhuoziyouqiantuba？”shihaochenmole。

takanzhelanqiujiaxiagundongdelanqiu，zhijianhaoxianghaicanliuzhetoujinjueshaqiushidechugan。

neishiyizhonghecazhuozi、duanpanziwanquanbutongdeganjue，xiangyoutuanhuozaixiongqianglishao。“wo……wokaolvyixia。

”tadishengshuo。diertianzaoduke，shihaobayizhangxiezhe“cizhishenqing”dezhitiaodijisulingerkan。

sulingeryanjingyiliang：“nixiangtongle？”“ng。”shihaodiandiantou，erjianweihong，“nishuodedui，

huoxugaishishi。”“taihaole！”sulingertaochushouji，“wozheijiugenwobashuo，yuegeshijianqumianshi。

”shilanqiuduidexunlianguanzaitiyuzhongxinsanlou，jinshulanganwainengtingjianpaiqiudepengpengsheng。shihaozhanzaimenkou，

zuanzheyundongfudexiukou，shouxinquanshihan。“biejinzhang。”sulingerpailepaitadebei，

“jiugenpingshilianqiuyiyangjiuxing。”“limiandoushizhuanyeduiyuanba？”shihaowanglimianpieleyiyan，

chuanzhehongsexunlianfudeduiyuanzhengzaizhefanpao，jirouxiantiaozaiyangguangxiabengdexianglamandegongxian。

“zhuanyeduiyuanyeshicongxinrenguolaide。”sulingertuiletayiba，“zou，wopeinijinqu。

”mianshideshigeliuzhecuntoudezhongniannanren，xiongqianguazhe“zhulijiaolian”depaizi，jiaozhaofeng。

tafanzheshihaodebaomingbiao，meitouyuezhouyuejin。“shihaoshiba？”zhaofengtaitou，

“biaogeshangmeixienicanjiaguorenhezhengshibisai？qingnianliansai、shengyunhuizheixie，doumeiyou？”“meiyou。

”shihaodeshengyinyoudianfajin，“jiudaguoxuexiaodebisai。”“he。”pangbianchangdichuanlaiyishengchixiao，

yigegaogeziduiyuanbalanqiuwangdishangyipai，“zhaozhujiao，xianzaixiaoduidedouganlaishixunle？womenzheishizhuanyedui，

bushishenmeamaoagoudouyaode。”“jiushi，lianqingnianliansaidoumeidaguo，pabushilianzhanshubandoukanbudongba？

”lingyigeranzhehuangmaodeduiyuangenzheqihong，tagangcaitoulanshibeiluguodeshihaobuxiaoxindangleyixia，