yihaomenweixushibeijingdexiaoshuo《caogenjueqi：congmishudiaorenkaishi》shininjujialvxingbikanhaowen，linxiaotangjianliangweizhurengongzhijiandeqingganjiugekandianshizu，zuozheshixiangyuquanwangdedashen“xiayupiaopiao”，gaishuwei：erzinandehuilaiyici，fuqinpotianhuangdemailaijiu，xiangheerziheliangbei，zheishihouzhiyouhemenjiule。fanhou，muqinlaidaolinxiaodefangjian……
“linxiao，nimenzheishiganshenme？”dengjincaibanzhelianwendao。
“wennidenver。”linxiaoyingbangbangdeshuo。
“dengqi，wokannishigoupibudong，nimenliangkouzishengqi，jinimashuo，jiwoshuodouxing，zenmebajiudiandebaoanjiaolaile，zheishihebierenganzhangqiangdipan？shijigebaoan，jinlainaohonghongde，qitarenjianlehuizenmeshuo，wojiaonvwufang，nidengqibudongshili。congjintiankaishi，chexiaonijiudianzongjinglidezhiwu。”
“ba，nikantabawodade！”
jiannverdelianzhongleqilai，dengjincaiyeshishengqi。
“linxiao，nixiashoutaihenleba？nanrenzenmenengdanvrenni？youshihaoshangliang，dengqicongxiaojiaoshengguanyang，womeiyoudongguotayigenshouzhitou，woshilianchaowaideren，huanzuoqitalaozhangren，feilenixiaozi。”
“nixianwenqingchuninverdouzuoleshenme？wozoule，yihouyongbuzaijian。”
linxiaolazhelvxingxiangangrandezouchubieshu。
dengjincaiqidehunshenzhandou，yaoshizaiershinianqian，dengjincaijiuzhijieshangshoule，zijixianzaishidonglingxianshanghuidehuizhang，shigongzhongrenwu，laozhangrendanvxu，chuanchuqubeibierenxiaohua。
linxiaozaijieshanglanleyiliangsanlunche，huidaolelaojia。
fumubuzhidaoxianlideshiqing。linxiaoyebuhuijifumushuogongzuoshangdeshi，shuoletamenyebudong，muqiandeqingkuangzhiyoudanxin。
zaijialidailesantian，fumuyijingkanchulaizheigebaobeierzibuduitou。
fuqinxiaoxinyiyidewendao：“tingshuoxianlidexianzhangsile，shibushizhende？”
“真的。”
“neiniyihoujisheidangmishu？”
“yigexianzhangsile，haihuizaipaixianzhang。”
“neiniyihouhaijixianzhangdangmishu？”
“dangmishuyoushenmehaode，sihourendehuoer，beirenhelaihequde。”
fuqinlianyihei：“yaoxianxuehuisihouren，yihoucaihuiyourensihouni。”
“dangguanbushidanglaoye。dangguanyoushenmehaode，yiyangbeidaguanhelaihequ，meiyisi。”
“xiaoa，nikebunengzheiyangshuo，dangguanshijiqunzhongbanshi，dangdaguancainengjiqunzhongbandashi。dangguanbunengtanwushouhui，butanwubushouhui，nideqiannizijihua，nimaanlianggehainengganhuo，buhuiwangnimenyaoqian，niyaozouzhengdao，bunengnagongjiade，bunengzounachina。nidanglexianzhangmishu，nidiewozaicunzilidoufengguang，cunzhangjianlewozhudongdiyan。”
“niburangwobaichibaihe，zijihaibushibaixicunzhangdeyan？”
fuqinheiheiyixiao：“neibuyiyang，woyiqianjicunzhanggaifangzi，meiyouyaotadegongqian，xitadeyanyinggai。xiaoa，nizaijiajitianle，zameiyoujiannihedengqidaguoyicidianhua，tajiuneimemangma？”
“henmang，baitianmang，wanshangyemang。”
“xiayicihuilaidaishangdengqi，nimaweilejizhiji，xiadedandoujinimencunzhe，huilainimendaizou，laomujiyedaizou。”
“nimenchileba，rangtachiburuweigou。”
muqinlengleyixia：“nimenshibushishengqile？”
“renjiashiqianjin**，dangchuwojiubuyuanyiquta，dengjincaijinimenliangwankuaiqian，nimenjiubaerzimaile。”
“xiao，nizashuohuade？nimawomenlianggebushipanimeiyouqianhua，zaichenglizuonanma？”
“chifan，chifan，shuoneimeduoganshenme？”linxiaobalajikoufancai，zhanqilaizoule。
erzinandehuilaiyici，fuqinpotianhuangdemailaijiu，xiangheerziheliangbei，zheishihouzhiyouhemenjiule。
fanhou，muqinlaidaolinxiaodefangjian，guanqiedewen：“xiao，daodichushashi？”
“啥事没有。”
“shashimeiyounizabushangban？”
“womingtianjiushangbanqu。”
jialishimeifadaile。jiulingzhen**dangzhengbancuiculejici，yaolinxiaoqubaodao。
baodaojiubaodaoba，xinxinkukukaoshanglegongwuyuan，zongbunengyiqizhixiajiujikaichule。
laidaojiulingzhen**deshihouyijingshidianduole。
zhendangzhengbanliyigenvdezaifankancailiao。
linxiaozaimenshangqingqingqiaolejixia。
“你找谁？”
“woshilinxiao，laibaodaode。”
nvrenlianshangluchuxiaoyan：“shilinmishua，ganjinzuo，zuo。”
linxiaodaliangzheigenvren，ershiqibasuideyangzi，yuanliandayanjing，gaosongdexiong，feishuodetunbu，gujishi**le。
**jilinxiaoduanguolaiyibeikaishui：“linmishu，woshidangzhengbandefuzhurenguyu，xian**banyizhidadianhuawennilaibaodaolemeiyou。”
“zheijitianshinijiwodadianhuadeba？”
“shi，zhenliqitarenyaomequxianlikaihui，yaomexiacun，woshizaibangongshishoutanzide。”
linxiaozaiqitazhendangguoxiejing，zhidaozhenlidegongzuoqiantouwanxu，zuimangdeshishujizhenzhang，qicishibanzichengyuan，ranhoushijigehoubeiganbu，xiangdangyibufenganbushihunrizi，yougongzuolejiugan，meiyougongzuolezhaodifanghecha。dangzhengbanyouyilianggeshoudianhuadeganbu，yeshibijiaomangde。
“党政办辛苦！”
“xiguanle。linmishu，nishaodengyihuier，zhengshujigangcongxianlihuilai，wojitadagedianhua，shuonilaishangbanle。zhengshujihenguanxinni，tiantianwennilailemeiyou。”
yigeyibanganbuzhidedangweishujizheiyangqianguama？
guyuqulijiandadianhua，chulaishuodao：“zhengshujizailoushangdengni，rangnishangqu。”
“好吧！”
“我带你上去。”
“不用。”
linxiaogenzhetangjianjingchangxiaxiang，zhidaoshujizhenzhangdebangongshizainali。
laidaosanlouzuidongmiandebangongshi，qiaomen，limianchuanlaiyigeshengyin：“qingjin。”
tuikaimen，zhengshenglizairenzhendekanyifencailiao，guolejimiaozhongcaicongcailiaoshangtaiqitou。
“linmishu，nizhongyulaile，tingshuoniyaolaijiulingzhen，woxinlijigaoxingyoutinibaobuping。gaoxingdeshinizheigexianzhangmishulaile，shiwojiulingzhendeguangronghejiaoao。tinibaobuping，niyaoshixiaxiang，yinggaizuodaowodeweizhide。”zhengshengliweixiaozhe，zhanqilai，helinxiaowowoshou。
qishi，jiedao**bandalaidedianhua，zhengshenglishiyibaigebuyuanyi，linxiaoshixianzhangdemishu，shixianlideyizhibi，genzhexianzhangjianguoshimian，chiguodapanjingjie。laidaojiulingzhenzheiguibulashidedifang，zenyangshiyonglinxiaoni？liangqilaibuyong，wanyiyihouyoulingdaowenqilaixiangzhongxinqiyongta，kendingduizhengshengliyouyijian。
rangtaheqitaganbuyiyangbaocun，linxiaohuiganma？
“zhengshuji，wolaixiangnibaodao，shiyibanganbu，zainihuixia，zhengqubujinitianmafan。”
“linmishu，congjiedao**bandedianhua，wojiuxiangle，laijiulingweiqunile。banianpaiweikejiganbu，womeiyouneigequanxian。zheiyangba，nilaizuozhenzhangzhuli，canjiabanzihui，xiangshoufukejidaiyu。”zhengshenglichouchuyizhihuaziyan，rengdaolinxiaomianqian。
“zhengshuji，wolaijiuling，nikanzhenlinagedifangbuyongdongnaozi，buyongdongshenzihuoerjiaojiwo。damenkoudemenweilaole，yaobuwoquzuomenweiyehao。”
jiwangzhidangzhuli，jiubupawochoujianmeiyourendeshihoubataqiasi！
zhengshenglidelianlijilalexialai。
balinxiaofangdaojiuling，yidingshidezuinagelingdaole，linxiaozheixiaoziyoucaihua，danshiguziliyouyiguaoqi，zhengshenglikendingjiayubuleta，tingshuozhenzhangwangzhihezheixiaozidelaopoguanxibucuo，wangzhijizijidabanzi，chuchuzuodui，linxiaoyaoshifaxianlezijilaopohewangzhibuyibandeguanxi，naochulaidianshenmedongjing，chalewangzhizheixiaozideweifeng，gaodetahuitoutulian，yihouzaizhenlikendinghuijiazhuweiba，renpingzijibaibu。
linxiaoyaoshifaxianlezijilaopochugui，kendingbuhuizaiyouaoqi，yihouzaijiulingyehuilaoshiqilai。
anpailinxiaozuozhenzhangzhuli，chuanchuqubierenyehuishuotahuiyongren，ganyongren，yiqi，zhengzhi，goupengyou。
yijiansandiao。zhengshenglidoupeifuzijidecongming。
buxiang，linxiaoyikoujujue。zhendejitaanpaimenweidehuoer？kenengma？neiyang，bierenchuodebushilinxiaodejilianggu，shitazhengshenglidejilianggu。
zhengshengligangadeyixiao：“linmishuganglaijiuling，shuxiyixiaqingkuangyekeyi，zheiyang，nixianzaidangzhengbanguoduyixia，yihouyouheshidezhiweizaishuo。”
“neijiuxiexiezhengshujile。”
linxiaoqishen，zouchuzhengshenglidebangongshi。
zhengshenglizaihoumianhenhendeguanshanglemen。
huidaodangzhengban，dangzhengbanlihaishizhiyouguyu。
“guzhuren，nizaizhenshangshuxi，kanyoumeiyouheshifangzi，jiwozuyijian。”
zijizaixianchenglimeiyoufangzi，bieshushizaiyebuhuihuiqule，zijidedongxidoushoushichulaile，jiudengzhedengqiqianlihunxieyi，ranhouchedibaibai。
huilaojiataiyuan，zijibeifangzhudaojiulingzhenmeiyoujifumushuo，jingchangdaizaijialifumuyehuihuaiyi。
“zhengmishu，nimeiyoubiyaozaizhenshangzufangzi，zhenlimangdeshihou，nizaizhibanshiliduifuyiwan，zhenlibumangdeshihoujiuhuijia。zhenlidegongzuomeiyoubiyaotairenzhen。”
guyujilinxiaoleyibazhibanshideyaochi。
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