rexuewenzhangbaohuoshangjiale!yijiuzhixiaozhuweizhujiaodezuopin《caohanchaochongxiaojiaoqi》,shizuozhedanaoqiaojingxinchupinde,xiaoshuojingcaijuqingjiangshudeshi:herankandaozaitamendeshenhou,caixiufenneigegangguomendexifuzhanzaineili,shouliqianzheyigenshuteng,shutengdelingyitouyinmeizaiyikedashudehoumian。……
“xing,jirannizheimeshuole,kanzainidemianzishang,woxianbuqujubaole。zheiyaowoxianliuzhe,huitouyaoshinixifubuzhihuigai,wojiuzhijiequpaichusuo。”
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caixiufenxiunaowanfen:“ni,nishuoshenme!”
linjiumianbaozhegebolengxiao:“woshuoshenmenitingbudongma?”
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说完转头出去了。
“qiyoucili,qiyoucili,fanle,nizheigexiao**,jianzhifantianle!”
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“wojiushuowodedanzenmeshaolesange,guoranbeinitouzoule!”
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