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“zheijichiweidaoyiban……”
“zheiniupaiazhideshijiantaizhangle……”
“pingshichixiani，qishizaijializijizuobijiaohao……”
zhangfanyibianchiyibianhedajialiaotian，haibushidedianpingzheijiacantinggezhongshiwudeweidao。
zhangfanbujinbumandechizhe，henshiqingsong。buyuanchudefuwuyuanqueshaleyan。kanzhezhangfanzhuozishangdepanzibuduandezengjia，suoyourendourenbuzhuyanleyankoushui。
nima，zheidaodishirenhaishizhua。jiusuanshiyitouzhu，yebunengchizheimeduoa。
shijianyidiandianguoqule，zhangfanyiciciqunadongxi。meicidounahenduo，meicikuaisuchiwan。
niurou，yangrou，niupai，jichi，gezhonghaixian，shuiguo……
jianzhijiushilaiqingchangde，cantinglengjulihaiyouhenduoshiwu。biedebushuo，zuiqimayibaigerenlaichijueduimeiyourenhewenti。
erxianzai，zhangfanquebasuoyourendouheleyitiao。yigexiaoshihou，suoyoudefuwuyuandouzhanzaibuyuanchu。
lianggexiaoshihou，datangjinglilaile……
sangexiaoshihou，houchudechushilaile……
sigexiaoshihou，laobanlaile……
“fuwuyuan，zenmeshenmedoumeiyoulea?nimenzenmebushangcailea?ganjinshangcaia，haimeichibaoni。”
zhangfanzaiyiciququshiwu，faxianlengjulikongdangdangde，gezhongrouleimeiyoule，haixianmeiyoule，shuiguoyemeiyoule……
chiwanle，quanbeizhangfanchiwanle。zheigecantingshengyibingbusuantaihao。suoyimeitianzhunbeideshicaishiyouxiande。duoleyeshilangfei，anzhaopingshideshengyi，wanshangdeshihou，yejiushubairenlaijincaneryi。
danshixianzai，zhunbeiliujiwancandeshicaidoubeizhangfanyigerenchijinleduzili。
“zheiweidage，nihao，woshibendiandelaoban。neige，zheibuhaoyisi，zanmendianlizhenmeichidele，duibuqiadage，yaobuzheiyang，wosanbeituijinifanqiannikanxingma?”
cantinglaobanlaidaozhangfanmianqianshuodao，etoushangdoushilenghan。taniangde，jianguonengchide，nalijianguozheimenengchide。zheinimashuofantongdoushiwururen。anzhaozheizhongchifa，zijifeidepeisibuke。
“hahahaha，mantougehaoyangde……”
“chizizhucanzuigaojingjiebushifuqiangjinfuqiangchu，ershichidaomeidongxichi……”
“逗死我了……”
“buxinglebuxingle，woduziteng，rangwoshuayizhenliwu……”
“chaojipaochelaile……”
“rangwolaigetuya……”
“湾流飞机……”
“轰……”
pingmushanglaileyisouchaojihangmu，yisouchaojihangmukeshiyiwankuairenminbia。
“土豪啊……”
“tuhao，qiujiaowang……”
zhibojianrenaoleqilai，liwuyebuduandeshuaxin。ercike，zhibojianderenshu，yijingdadaolewuwanren。zheigezaixianrenshu，rangheishouguanfangdouzhenjingle。
diyicikaibo，wuwanrenzaixian，zheigezaixianrenshu，zhijiekeyishajinjintiandeqianershimingle。
zaikanfensizhi，congkaibodeyibaiershiwankuangshengdaoxianzaideerbaiwanren。sigexiaoshi，zhanglebashiwanfen，zheigejilukanbiyixiemingxinglaikaiboa。
“真没了?”
张凡忍不住问道。
“哥，真没了……”
老板点点头。
“好吧……”
zhangfandehuaranglaobansongleyikouqi。
“duile，mingtianyidingyaoduozhunbeidiana。”
haimeidenglaobansongyikouqi，zhangfandeyijuhuaranglaobanchadianzaidao。mingtian，mingtianhailaia。nitiantianlai，zijihaibudedaobiguanmena。
“dage，dage，zanmendianxiao，zuoshengyiburongyi。dagenijiuraolexiaodianba?dage，shuoshihua，anzhaonizheizhongchifa，womencantingdeguanmen……”
laobandehuarangkanzhiboderenxiaodeduziteng。
“neibuxing，jiunimenjiabianyi……”
zhangfanyilianrenzhendebiaoqing，danshizheigebiaoqingquexiandehendoubi。
“woqu，fange，buyaozheimedoubihaobuhao……”
“fange，zanmenhuanyijiaba，zanmenbuchaqian……”
“zheilaobanwanshangdezuoemeng……”
“hahaha，buxing，rangwoxiaoyihuier……”
“dousiwole，mantougejueduishizizhucanjiedehuohai……”
zhibojianzaiciliwushualeqilai，bushidehaiyoupaochefeijichuxian。
“dage，wozheiliyouershizhangwandingzizhucantingdecanquan。suanshiwodeyidianxinyi……”
shuozhe，laobanjiucongkoudailinachuershizhangwandingzizhucantingdecanquan，meiyizhangcanquanjine888。ershizhang，yiwanduo，laobanyeyizhenrouteng。
“buxingbuxing，zheiwobuchengleqiaozhalema?buxingbuxing……”
张凡赶紧摇摇头。
“ge，bushiqiaozha，zhenbushiqiaozha。pengyou，zheishipengyou，pengyouzhijiansongde。ge，shouxia，shouxia。”
老板急的都快哭了。
“真不是敲诈?”
“bushibushi，zhenbushi……”
“哪好吧……”
zaiyifantuicizhihou，zhangfanshouguocanquan。erlaobanyesongleyikouqi，jiushangpocaimianzaile。
“美女，拜拜……”
zhangfanlikaicanting，zoudeshihouhaibuwanghejigefuwuyuandazhaohu。
“ai，qishiba，jiusuanrangwozaichi，yechibuleduoshaole，zheilaoban，bushizai，jiubunengranggechidunbaofana……”
zhangfanyibianzouyibianyaoyaotou，zheijuhuaranglaobanchadianyunguoqu，haimeichibaoa。
“fange，zheijueduishiyigechuanqi……”
“fange，nikeyiqushenqingjinisijilule……”
“dui，shenqingjinisijilu，chimantou，chihanbao，chibaozi，chidangao，woqu，fange，zheikeyishenqingdexiangmutaiduole……”
“duia，fange，womenzhichini……”
“去挑战……”
kanzhiboderenjizhangfanchuleyigedianzi，zheidianzirangzhangfanyanqianyiliang。shenqingshijiejinisijilu，zheijueduishiyigechaozuodeliangdian。erzijizheifanliang，dapojinisijiluyinggaihenrongyiba。
“haibieshuo，zheihaizhenshiyigehaobanfa。wohuiqujiuquchachazenmeshenqing……”
zhangfandehuarangdajiaqidaileqilai。
“凡哥威武……”
yisouhangmuzaicichuxian，songhangmudeshiyigejiaoluojiaxiaoouderen。
“duoxieluojiaxiaoou，xiongdimenjiluojiaxiaooudiandianguanzhu，duoxieluojiaxiaooudehangmu……”
“duoxiexiaomodepaoche，duoxie……”
“duoxietielingxiaoniudepaoche，dajiajitadiandianzhuanzhua……”
henduorenkaishishualiwu，liwujineyebuduandezengjia。kankanzonge，yijingdadaoleershiwan。ershiwan，zijidaoshoudeyeyouliuwanduoa。kandaozheigeshue，zhangfanzhenzhengdejidongleqilai，diyicizheimezhuanqian，zheizhuanqiandeganjuezhenshuang。
zouzaijieshang，kandaoyuanchuzaishuyinxiachengliangdehuanweigongren，zhangfanyanjingyiliang。xiangqikoudailidewandingdecanquan，zhangdingxiaoleqilai。wandingzizhucanting，zaijishizuigaoduandezizhucanting，888yiweikebushiputongrennengchideqide。
“阿姨你好……”
zhangfanzhijiezouxiangjigehuanweigongren。
“你好……”
yigehuanweigongrenhaoqidekanzhezhangfan。
“ayinimenxinkule，neige，wozheiliyouyixiewandingzizhucantingdecanquan。nimenyoukonglekeyiquchangchang。shuliangbuduo，wokannimenzheiliyoushigeren，meigerenliangzhangzhenghao，nimennazhezheizhangquanquchi，bushoufeide……”
zhangfanxiaozheshuo，zheituruqilaideyimurangsuoyouhuanweigongrendoulengzainalibuzhidaozhenjia。
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