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“叮！”
“xitongfaburenwu：yijueduiyoushidechengjitongguoruliankaohe，jiarushenqiangshousilian，weilefuzhuxitongwanchengrenwu，xitongjianglixiongjiwendingtiyanyaojiyifen，tiaozhanchenggonghou，tiyanyaojibianzhongshenjineng。”
“雄鸡稳定药剂？”
zenmexianzaixitongjianglijinengyuelaiyueqiguai。
ziranjiezhongzhiyoujizaishentiyidongdeqingkuangxiakeyibaozhengtoubushizhongchuyutongyishuipingxianshang，yanjingshizhongchuyujingzhizhuangtai。
cengjinghaiyoukexuejiajiangshexiangtouanzhuangdaolejitoushang，jiushiweilexiangduiwendingdehuamian。
ruguoyongyouzheixiangjinengdehuaneimezaixingjinyidongshejideshihoujingzhunduhuidadadezengjia，kanlaijintiandekaohenanduyinggaihenda。
“zenmele，youwentima？ruguoniyaoshijuedenan，buxiangcanjia，gaochengkendinghaimeizouyuan，wokeyijiaotahuilaibanidaihuiqu。”
gongjianzhangkaishouzaiwudideyanqianhuanglehuang。
wudizhiguzhexianggangcaiguanyuxiongjiwendingyaojideshimeixiangdaojuranzoushenle。
“meiwentide！nifangxin，zhiyaonimenzhunbeihaojiuxing。”
tingdaowudishuochulaizheihua，gongjianmeitouyizhou，xiaozikouqibuxiao，denghuiyaoshinonglegedaoshudiyi，kebieshuowomeijiniliumianzi。
gongjianduiyuzijishouxiadezhanshineishixiangdangdeyouxinxin，bijingneixiedoushiconggegedanweilixuanchudejingbing。
haiyouhaojigeneidoushitezhanduiyuandemiaozi。
zhuanyanjianliangrenlaidaolexunlianchang，yigeerjishiguanzhangchuixiangleji-hedekoushao。
“老黑班长！”
“tahaizhendecunzaia，neichenguang、liershibushiyezaizheili？”
kandaozhei，wudideneixinyizhenqiexi，bijingyoukenengxihuandeouxiangchengweilezhanyou。
zaishenqiangshousilianli，junshizhuguandebianzhiyizhikongquezhe，jiushiyinweiyoulaoheizailianduichengzhe。
biekantaxianzaishentiyouxiefafu，danshitadejunshijinengneishixiangdanglede，zaiquanliannaizhiquantuandeweiwangdouhengao。
kanzhemianqiandezhanshi，gongjianzoushangtaiqianshuodao。
“tongzhimenhao，jintianjidajiajieshaoyiweixinzhanyou，wudi，zaiganggangjieshudexinxunjieduanxingkaohezhongqudelediyimingdehaochengji。”
duiyuzheixie，taixiadezhanshimenbingmeiyoujuedeyoutaiduodexiqi，bijingtamenyiqianyedoushigegedanweidexunlianjianzi。
kanzhetaixiameiyoutaiduofanying，gongjianjiazhongleyuqishuodao。
“xianzailaidaozanmenliancanjiaruliankaohe，ganggangwuditongzhishuole，rangwomenzhunbeihao。”
yiyujichu，duiwulejiuzhakaileguo。
“xinbingdanzi，maohaimeizhangquanni？shuohuakouqizheimeda。”
“gujishizouhoumendiaoguolaideba！yaoburanzenmehaimeixialianjiuguolaile。”
“heng！xiaozikanwodaihuizenmenvedenimandizhaoya。”
……
tingdaoleduiwulideshengyin，wudixinlirenbuzhudaokushui，wozheiganglai，nijiujiwolachouhen。
gongjianzheishiduiyumianqianduiwudefanyinghaishibijiaomanyide，zhuantouduizhewudishuodao。
“yinweinishixinren，weilezhaoguni，womenyezhuoqingkaolvleyixia，shejijiuanzhaonimenxinbingxuedeyibaimixionghuanbasheji。”
jiezheyouguzuoweinandeshuodao。
“danshipaobuzheixiangdehuawomenzengjiaxienandu，bijingsangonglizaiwomenzheizhishishuyureshenyundong，womenqibudoushiwugongliceshi，youmeiyouwenti？”
wuditingdaozhei，xiangxianggangcaixitongjidetiyanyaoji，ruguoyaoshidaxionghuanbakendingjiuyongbudaole，buxing，nanenglangfeizheimehaodejihui。
“报告！有问题！”
吴迪口中说道。
haimeidengwudijiezhewangxiashuo，xiamianjiuhahadaxiaoyizhendaxiao。
“kan！wojiuzhidaotashigesongbao，yitingshuoshiwugonglijiusongle。”
“huiquba！biedaihuipaobuxialai，haidejiuhuchesongnihuiqu。”
咳咳！
gongjiangankeleliangxia，xiamiandeshengyinyixiajiuanjingle，jixushuodao。
“nizheibianyoushenmewentishuochulai，womenkaolvyixia。”
“wojuedebunengyinweiwoshigexinrenjiuhuailenimendeguiju，woyinggaiheqianbeimenyiyang，erqie……
wudizuijiaoguashanglexiexiao，duizhegongjianshuodao。
“万一我赢了呢！”
tingdaowudishuochulaizheihua，zaichangsuoyouderenrenbuzhuzaodongleqilai。
gongjiantinglezheihuayeshineixinyizhan。
xiangbudaozheixiaozihaitingyouguqi，zhenshibuzhidaotiangaodihou，yaozhenshibunengtongguokaohe，yejiubuyongfeijingquzhaoliyoule，fanzhengshitazijiyaoqiude，daoshihoukangshifuneiliwoyehaojieshi。
“hao！jiranzheiyang，neiwoyemanzunideyaoqiu，shenqiangshousilianderuliankaoheweiliangxiang，zhongzhuangshigongliwuzhuangyueyeheliangbaimigudingxionghuanbajingzhunshejiheyibaimishouqiang、buqiangjisuyundongsheji。”
gongjiankanlekanwudilianshangdebiaoqingjixushuodao。
“zhongjianxiuxiershifenzhong！”
tingwangongjianxuanduwankaohexiangmu，wudineixinjingtandao。。
“shenqiangshousilianguoranshimingbuxuchuan，rulianyishidougaodezheimejilie，guaibudebeichengweitezhanduiyuandeyaolan。”
“youwentima？wuditongzhi”
“报告！有问题！“
xiamianyoushiyizhenhongrandaxiao，buzhidaoshisheixiaoshengdeshuodao。
“xinbingdanzi，heshaleba！ganjincongnalaihuinaerquba！zheilibushiheni。”
gongjiantingdaozheigangkaishiyeshiyileng，xinxiangganggangzheixiaozibushitingyouguqidema？
zenmezheimekuaisongle，danshicongwudidelianshangbingmeiyoukanchulaitayouyaofangqideyisi，fanerhaichongmanzhexiexudezixin。
“shenmewentinixianzaikeyitichulai。”
“baogao！yinweiwozhiqiandexunlianzhongmeiyoushejiguoshouqiang，zhizaidianshishangjianguo，suoyihaibuhuishiyong，ninkannengbunengzhaogebanzhangjiwozuoyixiashifan。”
噗嗤！
tingdaozhei，duiwuliderenchadianlianchidefandouxiaotulechulai。
gongjiancishiyeshidixiatou，qiangrenzheburangzijixiaochushenglai。
“hao，woxianzhaorenjiniyanshiyixia。”
“chenguang！zhunbeijinxingyundongsheji。”
“是！”
duiliezhongyigegetoubugao，dankanqilaichongmanleliliangdezhanshidashenghuifudao。
yi！haizhenshichenguang，kanlaixitongmeiyoupianwo，zheiyiqiedoushizhende，zhenshijiandaobaole。
kandaochenguangchaozijizoulai，xiangxiangmashangjiunengheouxiangchengweizhanyou，wudideneixinyeshichongmanlexingfen。
“nihao！woshichenguang，jiexialaiyouwolaiweiniyanshishouqiangdecaozuofangfajiyibaimisushededongzuoyaoling。”
huagangshuowanchenguangjiukaishiletayixiliedefengkuang-caozuo，yiluchongsu、kaiqiangjiansu、tiaoyue、shuangxihuaxingdeng，dongzuoshifenganlianxunsu。
砰砰砰！
suizhechenguangshouzhongdeqiangxiang，baziyigegeyingshengerdao，wudikandaozheiyimurenbuzhudejingtan。
bukuishiyingxiongdehoudai，zheijishumeideshuo。
wudidexinlimanshijingpeizhiyi。
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