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小说简介

zaichuanjinbazongwenhou，woshenjianshuzhizhong，gushichuanlinqingqingshiyiweichongmanmeilihejiandingderenwu。gushichuanlinqingqingkefuleshenghuozhongdecuozheyukunnan，tongguonuliyujianchizuizhongshixianlezijidemengxiang。eyoumaobingtongguoxinidemiaoxiehejincoudeqingjie，jianggushichuanlinqingqingdechengzhanggushizhanxiandelinlijinzhi。“ding——qingsuzhuxiangbanfadangshanggushichuandeguanjia，bingfachugantan‘zheihaishishaoyediyicidainvrenhuijia’。……bijiangjiduzhedailaiwujindegandongheqishi。

精彩章节

woyujian，dachangliputongniumazhiyi，zaiyouyigetongxiaoganfanganhou，cusile！

benyiweiwodeniumashenghuonengjiucizhongjie，jieguo！yigepoxitongbawobangding，

rangwochuanjinleyibenbadaozongcaiwenli。chuanchengnvzhulema？no!chuanchengedunvpeilema？

no!chuanchengbaiyueguanglema？no!wochuanchenglelurenjianpcs。shide，nimeiyoukancuo，shinpcs，

shifushu！woxuyaoshenjianshuzhi!wozhishihuanlegeshijie，jixudang!niu！ma！！！

“zheihaishishaoyediyicidainvrenhuilai。”zheishiwoyu·guanjia·jian。“haojiumeikandaoshaoyezheimexiaole。

”zheishiwoyu·yuma·jian。“sanfenzhong，woyaozhidaozheigenvrendequanbuxiaoxi！”e，zheigebushiwo，

zheigeshibazong，woshineigexuyaochaxiaoxideyu·tezhu·jian。……daozuihou，jiulianxiaobaihuanvzhuhaideshiwo？

！1“yujian，nizheigefangandicengluojibugouqingxi，meiyouzhuazhuduifangtongdian，xuyaohelaobanduiqikelidu，

taolunruheluodi。nidejiezoutaimanle，kuaiqilai，womenshizaidazhanghaoma？kuaiqilai！

mingtianshangbanzhiqianjidaowo，meiwentiba？”bumenjinglikouzhongdehuaxiangpaodanyiyangtututude，

tingdewonaodaikuaiyaobaozhale。danshi，wohaishiyaoweixiaodiduitashuoyiju：“haode，jingli。

”xinliyijingpilipalamale800zile。gongsishiwojia，lingchenwozaijia。lingchenwudianle，

zhongyu……zhongyubafangangaiwanle！ranhou，wojiushiquleyishi。wozuihoudeniantoushi**！

wohaoxiangmeidianbaocun！zaicixinglai，woyijingbuzaigongsile，yemeizaiyiyuan。wozheishizaidifu？

keshizheilideyinqihaimeigongsizhongni！——ding！yibangdingsuzhu。sheizaishuohua？“suzhu，nihao，

woshijuqingzhengjiuxitongliubailiushiliu。niyouyutongxiaoaoye，yijingcusile。

jiancedaonifuhewomenxitongdeyaoqiu，suoyijiangnibangdingzuorenwu。”huo！zheizhonghaoshihainenglundedaowo？

“keke，neirenwushishenmeni？”wozuozhileshenti，wendao。kanlai，wohaishiyoudianzhujiaoguanghuandema！buran，

zheizhongshiqingzenmekenenglundaowoni？ahahahahahaha，zheimeduoniandekumeibaishoua！

“youyuzheigeshijiequeshaotuidongjuqingdelurenjia，suoyinixuyaobanyanlurenjialaituidongjuqingdefasheng。

lurenjiaqueshaojiaoduo，yincinixuyaobanyanduogejiaose。”xitongbinglengdeshengyinzaiwonaohaizhongxiangqi。

“bushinvzhu？bushibaiyueguang？shenzhilianedunvpeidoubushi？”wojiuzhidao，

zheizhonghaoshizenmekenenglundedaowo。“shide，suzhu。buguosuzhubuyongdanxin，

zheixierenwuxiangxinnidoukeyizuodao，nishiwomenxitongjingtiaoxixuanchulaideniuma……renwuzhe，

yidingbuhuirangwomenshiwangde。”“wokeyibuzuoma？”woshitandiwendao，

bijingwotingjianlexitongshuochudeniumaerzi，zheigerenwujiushiyigekeng！“bukeyiesuzhu，

ruoshisuzhujujuezuorenwuhuibeimoshade。”xitongneilingrenkehendeshengyinzaicixiangqi。“haoba，wozuo。

”md！haiyiweikeyijiefangle，buyongzuoniumale，jieguo！huangeshijieyijiushiniuma，

haishishenjianshuzhideniuma，wozhendehuixie。“suzhu，nixianzaideshenfenshiyigegangbiyededaxuesheng，

muqinshengbing，jixuyongqian。”“haode，shoudao。”“ding——diyigerenwu，

yingpinchengweigushizongcaigushichuandemishu。”haohaohao，youyaokaishiniumashenghuole。

“keshiwoyigegangbiyededaxuesheng，nengyingpinshangzongcaimishudezhiwei？”zongcaimishudezhiwei，

kebushineimehaoyingpinde。“fangxinsuzhu，xitonghuijinishidangdebangzhu。”“xingba。”xitongjiranzheimeshuo，

neijiubuyong**xinle。2guoran，youxitongkaiguajiushibuyiyang，

zheizongcaimishudezhiweihaizhenjiubeiwojiyingpinshangle。“yujian，niqujiguzongsongbeikafeijinqu。

”mishuzhangzouguolaishuodao。“haode，zheijiuqu。”wozhanqishenlai，qujieleyibeikafeisongjinzongcaibangongshi。

jiuzaiwogangqiaoxiangbangongshimendeshihou，

xitongfabulerenwu：“ding——qingsuzhujiangkafeisongdaogushichuanbangongzhuoshang，

bingshefajiangkafeisadaotadeyifushang，shuochutaici‘nizenmehuishi，zheidianshiqingdouzuobuhao？’。

”bukuishibadaozongcaiwen。wozoujingushichuandebangongshi，tazhengzaikanwenjian。budebushuo，

zongcaiwenlidezongcaimeiyouyigezhangdebuhaokande。gushichuandaizhejinsiyanjing，chenshanweiweiwanqiyijie，

luchujingzhuangdexiaobei，jingzhidelianpang，chenmiyugongzuodeqizhigengtianjifenmeili。gushichuantaitoukanlewoyiyan，

ranhouyoujixuchuliwenjianle：“kafeifangzheijiuxing，meishenmeshidehuajiuxianchuquba。

”woyexiangfanglejiuchuqua，danworenwumeiwanchenga，woyehenwunaia。wozhihenzongcaibangongshihaishitaixiaole，

weishenmebunengrangwozoushanggeshijiershifenzhong。xushiwozoudetaiman，gushichuanyouxiebunaifanle，gangzhunbeikaikou，

menbeiqiaoxiangle。yigechuanzhebaiselianyiqundemishulinqingqingzouleguolai，shoulihainalefenwenjian。taihaole，

shixuyaodiwenjiande，woyoujiule！wobakafeifangzairongyipengdaodedifang，zhunbeizhekaikouhanchuneijutaici。

womuguangzhiredidingzhegushichuan，gushichuanhaoxiangyezhuyidaolewodemuguang，kanzhewo。

yinweizhuyilibeiwoxiyinle，gushichuanmeiyouzhuyidaozhuoshangdekafei。pa——kafeidaole。“baoqianguzong，

wobushiguyide。”linqingqinglianshangshifenkuijiu，haiyoujifenhaipa。“nizenmehuishi，zheidianshiqingdouzuobuhao！

”wozoushangqianqubangzhugushichuancashi。oye，renwuwancheng！wozaixinliananqingzhu。“xingle，

nimendouchuquba。”gushichuanzhoulezhoumei，minglingdao。chulebangongshi，

linqingqingyijingyanjinghongdekuaiyaokuchulaile：“zenmebana，guzongbuhuibawokaichuba？

”linqingqingyanjinghonghongde，weiqujile，kanzhejiuxiangyizhishouqifudexiaotuzi。

benlaijiushiyinweiwodeyuanyincaibatachejinlai，jiantazheiyangwogengxinxule。“neige……nixianbiezheji，

guzongbushizheiyangxiaodujichangderen，niyaoshishizaibufangxin，yaobuqushangchangmaijianchenshanpeijita？

wokeyipeiniqu。”“zhendema？xiexieni。”“bu……buyongkeqi，xiaoshi。”woxinxudimolemobizi。

ai——dengdeng，pokafei、baiqunzixiaobaihua、diezimingzi，zheibuhuishinvzhuba？youdaolia，

wotuidongjuqingkendingdeshituidongnannvzhuzhijiandeganqinga！jiranruci，wodehelinqingqinggaohaoguanxi，

wanyiyihouyoushenmezuohuaishiderenwu，shuobudingkanzainvzhudemianzishang，gushichuanbuhuirangwosidetaican。

xiangdaozheili，woduilinqingqingyuefawenroule。wopeizhelinqingqinglaidaoshangchang。“yumishu，zheilidechenshanhaoguia，

wokenengmeiyouneimeduoqian……”linqingqingjiongpodidixialetou。kanzhelinqingqingzheiyang，woyehenxiangyaobangzhuta，

danwoyeshigeqiongguangdana，erqiewohaiyougeshengbingdemamazaiyiyuanni，wokenengbilinqingqinggengmeiqian。

“liubailiushiliu，niyoubanfama？”wozaixinliwenxitong。“suzhu，wokeyiyufunixiageyuedegongzi。

”“sha？woleigehuabeixitonga。yexingba，sheirangwoshizuikuihuoshoua。”hexitongshanglianghaohou，

woduilinqingqingshuodao：“wokeyijiejini。”linqingqingyiliangandongkanzhewo：“xiexieni，yumishu，nifangxin，

wofalegongzimashangjiuhaini。”linqingqingnazhechenshan，zaixinlianzixiangdao：yujianduiwozhenhao，

mingmingtayezhishiyigeshiximishu，quekenbaqianjiejiwo，woyidingyaohaohaoduita。

“ding——qingsuzhuxiangbanfadangshanggushichuandeguanjia，bingfachugantan‘zheihaishishaoyediyicidainvrenhuijia’。

”3huidaogongsihou，linqingqingbachenshanjilegushichuan。“guzong，henbaoqianjintianbuxiaoxinpodaolenikafei，

zheishiwopeijinidechenshan。”gushichuanzhouleyixiamei。linqingqingyoulimajieshishuodao：“guzongnifangxin，

zheishizaishangchangzhuanjumaide，wohaizhaoyumishujieleqiancaimaidaode，bushisuibianmailaihunongnide。

”gushichuanxiangleyixia，haishishouxiale。wozaiyipangkanzhe，zuijiaodehudukuaiyaokongzhibuzhu。“xitong，

zheishihougushichuankendingshizaixiang：jingranhaiyouzheiyangtebiedenvren，henhao，tachenggongdeyinqilewodezhuyili。

”xitong：……dengdaolinqingqingzouhou，wocaikaikouwendao：“neige……guzong，qingwennijiahaiqueguanjiama？

ruguoquedehua，wokeyiyingpinma？”gushichuantaitoukanxiangwo：“duimishudegongzuobumanyi？

”woganjinbaishoufouren：“bushibushi，mishudegongzuowoyeyaogan，zhishixiangyaoduozhaoyifengongzuo，

wobijiaoqueqian。”“queqianhaijieqianjibieren？”“woxiangzhetongshizhijianhubanghuzhuma，heihei。nifangxinguzong，

guanjiadegongzuowoyekeyizuohaode，buhuidanwuzuomishudegongzuode。”gushichuanditouzaishoujishangcaozuozheshenme。

wojixuzhengqu：“guzong，wo……”haimeidengwoshuowan，gushichuankaikou：“xing，

nishenmeshihoukeyikaishishangban？”“guzongyaoshijidehua，jintianjiukeyi。”xialeban，

wojiugenzhegushichuanqudaoletajia。gushichuanjiandanjiaodaileyixiawodegongzuo，ranhoujiushangloule。

woshoushiwandongxiyihou，zhunbeibagushichuanmingtianyaochuandeyifuyunhaofangdaotadefangjianqu。dingdong——“guzong，

wojinlaile。”gushichuanmeiyouhuida，woyiweitamorenle，biantuikaifangjianmenjinqu。

ranhou——wojiukanjianlegushichuanguozheyujin，zhengnamaojincazhetoufa。shencaixiuzhang，kuanjianzhaiyao，

liukuaifujixiangshiyoushenmemoliyiyangxiyinzhewodeshixian。“duibuqiguzong！”wofanyingguolai，limaniutou。

“neigeyifuyijingjininyunhaole，ruguomeishenmeshidehuawojiuxianxiaqule。”shuowanwojiuhuangmangpaoxialouqule。

tiannatianna，zenmehuifashengzheimezhuamadeshiya！haoganga，kuaiyaokouchuwushiyitingle。buguo……huashuohuilai，

gushichuandeshencaishizhendehao。xiwangtanengyizhibaochi，bijingwohaibuzhidaohaixuyaozuoduojiuderenwuni，

kanshuaigeyangyangyanyehaishibucuode。shijianlaidaolezhoumo——“guzong，wojintianxiangyaoqinggejiakeyima？

”yuanzhudemamahaizaiyiyuan，meizhoumoyuanzhudouhuiquzhaoguta。suiranyumishuyouzhoumo，danyuguanjiameiyou，

suoyiwoxuyaojigushichuanqinggejia。“youshi？”gushichuanfankanzhewenjian，wendao。“wodemamazaiyiyuan，

woxiangqukankanta。kenengyihoumeizhouridouhuiquyitian，keyima？”gushichuanfankanwenjiandeshoudunlexia，

ranhoukaikoudao：“buyongqingjia，suannidaixinxiujia。”“xiexieguzong，nindedaendadewowuyiweibao，

zheibeiziyidingjinindangniuzuoma，wansibuci！”jiandaowolikaihou，

gushichuandezuijiaoweiweishangyang：“haitingkeaide。”4yiyuanli——“xitong，

yuanzhudemuqinhuibuhuikanchulaiwobushiyuanzhua？”“suzhufangxin，yinweishijiebuwanzheng，

zainidaolaiqiandoushianzhaochengxushedingyunxing，shijieliderenwubuhuiyouziwoyishi，zhiyounilaidaozheigeshijiehou，

renwucaisuanzhenzhengyouleyishi。”woxinxiasongleyikouqi，

ruguoyigemuqinrenchuzijidehaiziyijingbushizijidehaizile，tahuiyouduobengkui。

“ma——”wozhenjingdikanzhebingchuangshangdezhongnianfunv，tahewoxianshilidemuqinzhangdeyimoyiyang！keshi，

woxianshilidemuqinzaiwo15suishijiuyinbingqushile。“xitong，zheishizenmehuishi？”“suzhu，

xitongbingweijiancedaorenheyichang。”wozhanzaimenkoupingfulexinqing，ranhoucaizoujinbingfang。“xiaojianlaila。

”“mama，ganjuezenmeyang？”wojiangdongxifangxia，laidaomamadebingchuangqian。

jiranwoyijingbianchenglezheigeshijiededeyujian，tademamayejiushiwodemama，jiudangwotanxinba。“xiaojian，