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shenyingjunqihaoranshiyiweixinhuaizhengyidenianqingzhentan，zaiwuxixichuangzuodexiaoshuo《cujinglaogongdeziwogonglve》zhong，tajiangmianduiyixiliepushuomilidemoushaanjian。fuyouzhihuihedongchalideshenyingjunqihaoranbuduanpojiexiansuo，jieshizhenxiangbeihouyinzangdeyinmou。zheibuduanpianyanqingxiaoshuojinzhangciji，chongmantuilihexuanyiyuansu，zuotian……douhaoma？」xuelidao：「meimei，wozhidaonidangchushangdehenshen，zheiliangnianhaiyiweiniyijingzouchulaileni？yuanlainihaizheimejieyi！」wo：「……」wo……bijiangdaijiduzheyixiangbudaodejingxihezhenhan。

精彩章节

qiannanyouhuiguohou，woneiwenzhongdetidezhangfupinpinchucuo。wuyizhong，wokandaotaderijiben：【zenmeban？

neige**huilaile！tamenhuibuhuijiuqingfuran？bijingtacaishihaizideqinshengbabaa！】【buhuide，

tashigeyouzerenganderen！buhuisuibianpaoqiwode！】【ketamencaishizhenzhengdeyijiasankou！wuwuwuwu，

zenmeban~laopohaizidouyaoshiqule~wobuxianghuole~】woqizhale：「dongxikeyiluanchi，

lvmaozibuyaoluandaia！」zhangfuhongzheyanquan，renrufuzhongdao：「nihewodoushishuangyanpi，

zhiyouerzishidanyanpi，haibushisuitadeshengfu？」wobaozoukuangnu：「laonianglaguoshuangyanpi！zala，

wotanpaile！lashuangyanpifansizuilema？！chinijiadamilema？！」「……」

1wodeqiannanyouqihaoranhuiguole。zheijiahuodunquguowaiduonian，rujingongchengmingjiu，

zhongduopengyouyuehaoyiqijitajiefeng。woyezaishouyaozhilie。yikaishi，womeidayingyaoqu。

erziyoueryuanzhouwuyaojubanyimaihuodong，wozhengzaimangzhejitazuozhanshipai。

kepengyouyizhijiwodadianhua：「laima，laima，nizheijiniantiantianzaijiacouhaizi，

youjihuiyechulaijianjianhuobanmen！」wogankaidao：「zuijinzhendetaimangle！」

zhiyenvxingyaozuodaogongzuojiatingliangbuwu，jieguojiushibazijileifeile。

zheihaishiwoxianshengyejiqirenzhendicanyujinlaideqingkuang，yanggewarongyime？

pengyouyeyudao：「nigaibuhuishipajiuqingfuran，caibuxiangjianqihaoranba！」zheishishenmehua！

douchenzhimalanguzideshile。yinweiwodeliangzhishoudouzhanzhe，shoujikaideshigongfang。

weilebimiantamenshuogengduolingrenwuyudehua，wozhihaoyingfudao：「xingba，xingba，mingtianjian。」gualedianhua，

wotingdaoyishengqingcuidexiangsheng。zhuanguotou，woxianshengshenyingjunmianwubiaoqingdiniesuileyigebolibei。「？！」

2「nimeishiba？」wolianmangzouguoqubangtabaozha。「dage，nizenmezheimebuxiaoxin？」shenyingjunlianseanchen，

haoyihuiercaihuiguoshenlai。tagubudeshoushangyoushang，yonglibaolebaowo。

woyihuodiwendao：「nizuijin……xinqingbuhao？」womenjiehunsinianle，shenyingjunyixiangchengshudafang，

qingxuwending，kejinlaidetahenqiguai。qianbujiugongsiqianyue，

zhiyinjiafangkuajiangleyijuqihaoranzaiguowaihuojiangdezhubaosheji，tajiujujueherenjiaxuyuele。

gongsiliyouweishejishishiqihaorandenaocanfen，tiantiangaodiaodikuajiangzijideouxiang。

shenyingjunzhidaohoujingrankaichuleta。yaozhidao，gongsizhiqianhualebushaoqianpeiyangneigeren，haimeihuibenni！

zheixiedoushizongcaishidemishumarygaosuwode。tahaihanxudibiaoshi，shenzongcaizuijinqingxufanfuwuchang，

jingchangwuyuanwuguduitamenfapiqi。「furen，xiandairenyouqingxubing……taizhengchangle，zongcaitariliwanji，

nanmian，keke，qingxubujia。」hualihuawai，doushirangwodaishenyingjunquyiyuankankan……wo：「……」

zheihaishiwowenzhongdetidebadaozongcailaogongma？haoxiangbianleyigerenside。wozheigerenshenjingxiancu，

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jiushicongqihaoranxuanbuyaohuiguoneitiankaishi！3wobujinmanmanzhuanguotou。nanbucheng，shenyingjunshizaichigancu？

zheikezhenshitaiyouyisile。jierzizuohaolezhanshipai，wozhanqilaishenlegelanyao。

shenyingjunshoushihaohoujiudaihaiziquxizaole，zheishiwoduoniandeguimixuelidadianhuaguolai：「meimei，

tingshuomingtianniyeyaoquqihaorandejiefengyan？」zheiqunrendoushishunfengerqianliyanma？xiaoxizheimelingtong！

wosuiyidao：「ng。」xuelituozhangleyindao：「qihaoranbushizaiguowaigangnalejiangme，tahuilaiganma？

laoshishuo，shibushiweilenia？」wo：「……」hewoyoushenmeguanxia！shi，woheqihaoranqingmeizhuma，

congxiaoyiqizhangda。haicengjinghonghonglieliedidingguohun。shenzhi，woliusuishidiyigeyuanwangjiushidangtadexinniang。

kewozaojiufangxiale，weishenmeshenbianderendoumeiyoufangxia？

nanbucheng……shiyinweiwomendangchudefenshoutaibutimianle？4sinianqian，wohaishiqihaorandeweihunqi。

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suoyiwoheqihaoranshidianxingdeqingmeizhuma。xiaoshihou，darenhaikaiwanxiaodijiwomendingguowawaqin。

houlaiwomendouzhangdale，gengshijunnanmeinv，gongrendeyidui。

wocengjingwushucidihuanxiangzaiqinrendezhufuxiazuoqihaoranzuimeilidexinniang，hetagongdulangmanyisheng。kexi，

xiangfashimeihaode，xianshishi……lingrenwuyude。qihaoranwenroutitie，shanjierenyi，haihenhuishuoqinghua，

zuotadenvpengyouhenxingfu。ketashixueyishude，tianshengfengliuduoqing。tashixihuanwo，

keyexihuanyiqiemeihaoderenheshiwu。chulewozhiwai，tahaiyouhenduohongyanzhiji，

yinweitadecaihua、zhangxiang、caifutieshanglaidejiejiemeimeiyidadui。womenzhengshidinghunhou，tayijiufengliubugai。

gaiqujiubapaoniujiupaoniu，gaiquqiuchangliaomeijiuliaomei，sihaomeiyourenhexinlifudan。weici，

wohetachaoguojibaici、jiqianci。qihaoranmeicidouhuixinshidandandichengrencuowu，xingdongshanghaiyiranguwo。

zuihouyici，taheyigegangrenshidexuemeizaijiubajiwen。beiwozhuadaoshi，talianshangquanshinvfangdekouhongyin。

neiyike，woganshoudaodebushifennu，ershipibei。woleile，wufajixuxiaqule。wohaihennianqing，

renshenghaizheimezhang，haiyouhenduoyouyiyideshidengzhewoquzuo。wozongbunengyizhibeikunzaizheixiefumianqingxuli，

heqihaoranwanyibeizimaozhuolaoshudeyouxi。「zanmenquxiaohunyue，fenshouba！」wodandandishuo。

qihaoranyonglituikaineinvhai，zhejididuiwojieshi：「qinaide，wojiushiheduole，nibieshengqi！」

woyiziyijudao：「buyaozaijieshile，woshenmedoubuxiangting。fenshoushiwodiyiciti，yeshizuihouyici！

woyixiangyanchubixing，nizhidaode。」qihaoranhehuaile，dasiyebutongyi，

fafengsidebaozhuwoaiqiu：「meimei，wocuole，wocuolehaibuxingma！nijiuyuanliangwozheiyici，

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wohuosujiajilexianzaidelaogongshenyingjun。zhixiangleliangciqin，jiujiehunle。zaiwodejiehundianlishang，

qihaoranzuixunxundipaolelai，kukutitididanaoleyichang，haishangledangriresou。「haomenqinglvchedijuelie，

nanfanghouhuimoji，canguolaipigou。」5kenengshitaidiulianle，meiduojiuqihaoranjiuchuleguo。

erwoanxindiheshenyingjunguoqilexiaorizi。zheisinianlai，womenguodehenkaixin、henchongshi。gangjiehunmeiduojiu，

wojiuhuaileyun，ranhoushengxialebaobeierzidundun，huosudicongxiaoliangkoubianchengleyijiasankou。

dundunxiaoshihoutebienandai。zhengyekugebuting，kundewo、womahaiyoubaomuayishengburusi。

zhiyoushenyingjunhongtashuijue，tashuidezuixiang。womeicikandaotazheiyanggaodashuaiqidenanren，ailiandibaozhehaizi，

qingshenghongzhe，duanduanxuxudihengchangzheerge。neijuejiadefanchali，jianzhishixingzhanglibaopeng。

wohenbudelikepudaotashenshangweisuoyuwei。shide，zheijinianwomendefuqishenghuoyehenhexie。

woxihuanshenyingjunshenshangdeweidao，taconglaibucagulongshui，shenshangyougunuanyangyangde、qingliederutongtaiyangdeqiwei。

yiwendaojiurangwochenzui。qishi，wobuzhidaotashibushizhendehenaiwo。bijingdangchuwomenzhishixiangqinjiehun，

bicitiaojianheshi。kewojuedetashixihuanwode，duiwomanyide。zheijiri，womangzhejidundunnongyoueryuanhuodong，

hairiyeganzijideqihuashu，yijingyoujitianmeiyoushenrujiaoliule。juedingle。dengzhuantiandejiefengyanjieshu，

wojiuheshenyingjunzhuguangwancan，shunbianyiqipaogezao。yongtaxihuande「shengkaiyinghuaxiang」。6diertian，

wotiaoxuanqutongxuejuhuichuandeyifu。jirandayingle，neijiuquyingfuyixia。「qinaide，

nichuanshangcicongyidalidingdeneitaoxizhuangba。」woduishenyingjundao。shenyingjunbanshangwuyu。dengwozoudaoketing，

caifaxiantaliansefabai，momodishuo：「wojiubuqule，zaijiakanhaizi。」renjialaopoqujianqiannanyou，

laogongdouhuihendanxin。takegoudafangde！woyouxiebuyue，piepiezuidao：「zhenbuqu？」

haixiangzhehuilaiyiqiyuanyangyude。shenyingjunzhanglezhangzui，shenxilekouqi，dao：「ni……zaoquzaohui，

wohaiyougongzuo。」woxiezheyanjingkanta，tiaoleyijianxinggandeziseneiyichuanshang，chendepifuxuebai，quxianlinglong。

coudaotashenqian，woguyidao：「nishuowochuanbaiqunzihaishihongqunzi？」baiseyouxietou，

kenenghuiluchuyidianerzisedeneiyilunkuo。hongsexiandehenxinggan，relishizu。ruoshizaipingshi，

wochuandezheimeqingliangduitacenglaicengqu，tazaojiurenbuzhule。kexianzai，tazhishichangranruoshidiwanglewoyiyan，

ranhouzhuanguotouqupeihaizidajimu。wo：「……」zheicaijiehunmeijinian，tajiuduiwomeixingqule！！

7jiexialai，woduzikaichequhuisuo。yilushangwodouxinbuzaiyan，zhiyaoyixiangdaochumenqianshenyingjundebiaoqing，

xinlijiuyoudianernanshou。taweishenmeyaoyongneiyangdeyanshenkanzhewo？haoxiangyaoshiquwoside？daolejuhuididian，

wotanlekouqi，xinlihaishifangbuxia。yushiwodiaozhuanchetou，dasuanhuijiaheshenyingjunhaohaoliaoliao。kezheishi，

qihaoranqueyijingzhanzaimenkoukandaolewo。zheijiahuokaishidangmentonglema？tachongguolailanzhuwodeche，

yiliankuijiudishuo：「meimei，wodengnihenjiule。jiranrendoulaile，weishenmehaiyaozou？

ni……haishibuxiangjianwoma？」wo：「……」nixiangtaiduole。wozhinengcongcongfangxiayiju：「turanyoudianshi，

xiacizaijian。」gubudeqihaoranshihunluopodeyangzi，woyonglicaixiayoumen，jibukedaidiganhuilejia。raner，

jiazhongyipianqihei。haizibuzai，nanren……yebuzai。wodadianhuajibaomuayi，

caizhidaotadaizhedundunquwomajiale。neishenyingjunqunale？haishiwenlemary，wocaizhidaotadexingcheng。

「furen，zongcailinshichuchale，dawanshangfeijiquyingguo。ninbuzhidaoma？」woqidebilebiyan。shia，

quyingguodoubushuoyisheng。shibushiqulewaitaikongcaixuyaozhihuiyixiaa？

wozheigeqizizaitaxinlidaodihaiyoumeiyouweizhi？woyuexiangyueqi，xiongkouqifubudingdizoudaoloushang。

luguoshenyingjundeshufang，wozoulejinqu。yizhiyilai，tadaodishizenmexiangde？weishenmeturanzheimeqiguai？

zaishujiashangsuiyifanlefan，wohuranmodaoyibenhouhouderijiben。tazenmezheimelaopai？haixieriji？

benzishangmianhaiyouyigemimasuo！zheirenshishanggeshijilaidema？tabushangsuo，kenengwohaibuxiangkan，

keyuezangqilai，woyuehaoqi。mimashishenmeni？tadeshengri？cuowu。dundundeshengri？cuowu。

nanbuchengshi……wodeshengri？haishicuowu。heng，nanren，guoranbunengbaoyixiwang。huran，wolingguangyishan，

shilewomendiyicijianmianderizi。zhengque！dakaiyikan，benzilimianmimimamadeziji，qiujingyouli，

longfeifengwu。meiyigezi，quandoushiguanyuwo。「meimeijintianhenkaixin，shibushijuedewozuodehao？」

「taguoranxihuanchengshudenanren，bitaneigeyouzhideqiannanyouqiangduole！woyaojixubaochi！」「dundunzhenkeai，

wozheiyangzhaoguta，tayidinghuihenaiwode，duiba？yangendayushengen？」「zenmeban？neige**huilaile！

tamenhuibuhuijiuqingfuran？」「buhuide，buhuide！jiusuanbuaiwo，tayeshigeyouzerenganderen！

buhuisuibianpaoqiwode！」「ketamenhaiyouhaizia！tamencaishizhenzhengdeyijiasankou！」【wuwuwuwu，

zenmeban~laopohaizidouyaoshiqule~wobuxianghuole~】fangxiarijiben，wojianzhiyaobengkuile！yuanlai，

tayiweihaizibushitade？tarenweiwobuaita？8doushuonanrenlaizijinxing，nvrenlaizihuoxing。

kewoheshenyingjunshenghuozaitongyiwuyanxia，yigebeiwoli，jingranhainengyouzheimedadewuhui？

jianzhidoushilianggewuzhonglehaoma！heqihaoranbiqilai，shenyingjunwuyishishenchende、neiliande。

kewowanwanmeixiangdao，tadenaodongjingranzheimeda！woyiweitazhishichiwoqiannanyoudegancu，

quemeixiangdaotaliancongyichushengjiudaidadehaizidouhuaiyi！dundunqueshizhangdegengxiangwo。danshierzisuima，

bushihenzhengchangme？dundunyouxiexiweideshentaidongzuoheshenyingjunzhendeyibiyifuke，tadoukanbudaoma？

lianggerenlianbuxihuanchixiangcaidouruchuyizhe。nanrenxin，haidizhen！zhendebuzhidaozaxiangde！zaishuo，wo，

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mingtianwohaiyougongzuo……haizihaizaiwomanei。haoba，wodengtahuilai。youbenshijiubiehuilai！9zhuantian，

woquwomajiabahaiziheayijielehuilai。xianglexiang，youjishenyingjunfaxinxi：「dengnihuilai，

zanmenhaohaotantan。」zheizhongshibixushuoqingchu。wohaiyaohaohaojitagejiaoxun！keshenyingjunneibian「zhengzaishuru」

lehaobantian。wodengdaoyanjingdousuanle，tacaihuileyige「hao。」bushi……tadaodizaijiujieshenme？

daolezhongwu，xuelidadianhuajiwo：「meimei，nizuotianzenmegaode？doudaomenkouleyouhuiqu？

niyetaibudaqile！」xiangdaojialidefanxinshi，zhinengfuyandao：「huranxiangqihaiyoudianershi，

zuotian……douhaoma？」xuelidao：「meimei，wozhidaonidangchushangdehenshen，

zheiliangnianhaiyiweiniyijingzouchulaileni？yuanlainihaizheimejieyi！」wo：「……」wobushi，womeiyou，

biehushuo。xuelitanlekouqi，dao：「qihaoranhaishihendianjinide，zuotiankannihuiqule，yizhengwandouzainanguo。

shuozhende，wojuedenimenliangzhendeshitianshengyidui，haiyouzheimeduonianganqingjichu。jiushilianaishitainianqing，

haibugouchengshu，suoyicuoguole。」wolenghengyishengdao：「nibiejitalianshangtiejinle！」

qihaoranneishibugouchengshuwendingma？bujiushihuaxinma？「nianqingkebushiluangaodejiekou！」

shenyingjunyiyangyouqianyouyan，yebuneiyang。xueliquehaoxianggengwujiele，dao：「bieshengqima，ruguo，

woshishuoruguo，tazheicihuilaishixiangzhuihuini，nihuikaolvma？」wowuyudao：「kaolvgemaoa！」

woyoulaogongyouerzi，youxingfudejiating，woyouchibaolechengde，quchiqihaoranneigehuaxinhuitoucao！

xuelixingxingrandao：「haoba。」10wozheibianwangyanyuchuan，dengzheshenyingjunkuaidianhuilai。quemeixiangdaopanlaipanqu，

qihaoranzheigeshizuoyongzhexianlaile。yinweiqihaorandezhubaoshejideleguojidajiang，womengongsixianghetahezuo，

kaifayipilianmingkuandeshoushi。kaihuishizheigerenturanchuxian，helewoyidatiao。

qihaoranhaishiyifuxinruiyishujiadepaitou，

jiwomengongsiderenshenqingkuankuandizuojieshao：「zheikuandejiangshejishijishangshilaiyuanyuwocongqiandelianren。」