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linweiweibuganxindihandao，「jiuzheimefangguotama？」guyehanlenglengdipieletayiyan：「bizui。」

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taroulerouwodetoufa，yuqiwunai：「chulilejigebuzhangyandedongxi，laiwanle。」

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xiangshiyaocongtalianshangkanchushenmepozhan。tahuranxiangshixiangdaoleshenme，fachuyishengxiesidilidekuangxiao。

「hahahaha！」「womingbaile！wozhongyumingbaile！」tazhizheshenxiu，xiaodeyanleidoukuaichulaile。「suwan！

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zhuzhiyisheng……dianjizhiliao……neixiebeiwokeyichenfengde，bingleng、tongku、juewangdejiyi，

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xiaodeyilianwugu。「kexia，nicaicuole。」「shenxiuqueshishiwodezhuzhiyisheng。」「dannibuzhidaodeshi，

」wodunledun，yiziyijudishuodao，「dangchuneichang『jingshenshichang』dexi，shiwohetayiqicehuade。」

「shenme？」guyehanruzaoleiji，zhenggerendoumengle。「bukeneng！zheijueduibukeneng！」

「youshenmebukenengde？」woqingxiaoyisheng，「niyiweiwoweishenmeyaozainidedipanshangshaonidehua？

jiushiweilerangniyouzugoudeliyou，bawosongjinneijiayiyuan。」「neijiayiyuan，shinizuidaderuanlei，bushima？

」guyehandetongkongzhouranshousuo。「ershenxiu，」woqinnidicenglecengshenxiudexiaba，

「shiwozaojiuanchazaineilide，woderen。」「womencehualewunian，jiushiweiledengnihuiguo，

dengnihelinweiweijiehun，dengnizhanshangdingfeng，zaibanihenhendishuaixialai。」「guyehan，niyiweinishilieren？」

「bu，nicongshizhizhong，douzhishiwomendeliewu。」zheifanhua，rutongyikezhongbangzhadan，zaiyanhuitinglizhakai。

suoyourendouyongkanguaiwudeyanshenkanzhewo。yigenvren，weilebaofuqianfu，

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」woxiaole，「neinizawomuqindexiaotiqinshi，youmeiyouxiangguo，neibaqindeqinshenli，zangzheshenme？」

guyehandelianse「shua」diyixiabiandecanbai。「neilimian……」「meicuo，」wotitashuochuledaan，

「zangzhenifuqinnuoyonggongkuan、shangyehuiludesuoyouyuanshizhengju。」「womuqinlinzhongqianjiaojiwode，tashuo，

zheishiwozuihoudehushenfu。」「niqinshouzasuileta，yeqinshou，bazhenggegujiasongshanglejuelu。」

di6zhangguyehanliangqiangzhehoutuileliangbu，xiangshibeichouganlesuoyouliqi。

「bu……zhengju……zaojiubeinishaole……」tanannanziyu，shituzhuazhuzuihouyigenjiumingdaocao。

「nishuoneifuhuama？」woxiaodeyufacanren，「woshaode，dangranshiyanpin。zhenji，liantongnifuqindezuizheng，

zaojiubeiwosongdaoleanquandedifang。」「erni，weileyigeyanpin，weileyigelinweiwei，

qinshouhuilezijideyiqie。」wokanzhetashihunluopodeyangzi，xinzhongmeiyouyisibolan，zhiyoufuchoude**。

「guyehan，nibushixihuankanwofafengma？」「xianzai，lundaonile。」「a——！」

guyehanfachuyishengyeshoubandesihou，shuangmuchihong，zhuangruofengmo。tamengdichaowopuguolai，

xiangyaoqiazhuwodebozi。shenxiuyanshenyilin，zhijieyijiaochuaizaitadefubu。guyehanbeichuaidefeichuqu，

langbeidizhuangzaixiangbintashang，bolisuiliedeshengyinhejiuyeliutangdeshengyinjiaozhizaiyiqi，zouxiangletabailuodexuqu。

linweiweijianjiaozhepaoguoqufuta，quebeitayibatuikai。「gun！doushinizheige**！」