zhujiaoshisongyilinjingmandeshumingjiao《chaojishangyetiancai》,zheibenxiaoshuodezuozheshimashengchuangzuodedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo,shuzhongzhuyaojiangshule:“nishiwosaozi?wogehaijiwoanpaileyigeweihunqi?”songyikanzhemianqiandelengyannvzi,zheiweizhumingdechaojishangyetiancai,badaonvzongcai,chedidaizhule。dageshizongshiduonianle,shenmeshihouqulelaopo,zijiduochugesaozilai?haiyou,weihunqishishenmeqingkuang,doushenmeniandaihaibaobanhunyin,zheibushihunaoma?...
songyizuzhuzaixiaowaiyigeshifenlaojiudexiaoquli,haishizaidinglousidaluanjiandeyigexiaofangzi。
ruguoshuozijiwuzhuixiaohua,chenglequanxiaochumingdelai,neimezhongyanpaoyiliansexiang,yuangungunfeilianshangjinshigedajiucidefangdonglaoliao,jiushiyizhizhenzhengdelaixiama。
zheigelaohuo,duinanfangkeeshengexiang,duinvfangkequeshiheyanyuese,ruguonvfangkenashentifuzhangdehua,fangzudoukeyibuyao。
buguomeiyounvfangkeyuanyiyongzheizhongfangshifuzhang,tajidongdexinwuchuanfang,gancuigezhongtoukan,shenzhishizhuangzuichuangrunvzukefangjianzheizhongshi,doumeishaogan,juzijinlehaojici,hailvjiaobugai,huaidaoguzili。
kandaosongyijinlai,zheifeihuolikeguliuleguolai,shoushanghaizhuangmozuoyangdi,nazheyibazheshanchongwenya,zhishizenmekan,douxiangzhubizichadacong,huajidelihai。
shanzishuadiyishengheshang,zaisongyidetoushangqiaoleliangxia,yilianchaofengdidao:“songyi,nidefangzuyijingqianlesantianle,ganjinbanidedongxishoushiyixiagundan,nimenyixueyuanyougeshuilinglingdexiaomeiziyaozuzhu,ganjinjiwotengdifang!”
“廖哥……”
songyidelianyixiazizhangdetonghong,shenhouhaigenzheturanmaochulaidemeinvsaozi,beirenjiabizhai,youyaoganchuqu,zheiliandiudebushiyibandeda。
songyiyiyaoya,fangzujiaojiujiao,dabulezijiduoeliangtian。
tagangbaqianbaotaochulai,mujingjingcongwaimianzoulejinlai,yishenshou,shifenzirandidazaisongyidejianbangshang,“xiaoyi,zenmele?”
laoliaoyixiazijiulengzhule,zhigougoudikanzhemujingjing,yikoukoushui,tunlehaojixiacaitunjinqu,haibazijiqiangdaole。
yizhangfeilianshangdegedajiuci,gengshizhangdetonghongxiangshiyaobaokaiside,yijingxiaodexiangduohuale,yishenshougouzhusongyidebozibatazhuaileguolai,qingeliangdoumeiyouzheimeqinre。
“xiaoyi,nikanni,shoutoujinjiugengeshuoma,fangzuzheizhongshiqing,haoshuohaoshuo!buguoniyegoubujiangjiude,meiqianjiaofangzuqueyouqianqugaoniua,zheijiushinidebuduile!”
“liaoge,bushi,tashi……”
“xiaoyi,nizaizheiyang,gekeshengqile,zheiyangba,geyezhidaonishoutoujin,buguobuyaojinma,nianqingren,sheihaimeiyougexuyao,dannigewoyeshinianqingrenna,zheigeniu,jiwoyongyiyongba!zezeze,zheikeshidingjideniua,meixiangdao,nihaixihuanwannvwangfanni,woyexihuan,yaoshihuanshangyiyipiyi,zainagexiaobianzi,zezeze,nengshuangdaolianzijijiaoshadouwangle!”
songyiyankanzhelaoliaoxiangshiyizhilaixiamaside,huangzheyuangungundeshenzixiangmujingjingzouqu,ganjinshenshoulazhutajiaodao:“liaoge,zheiweishi……”
laoliaoneizhangchouloudefeilian,shunjianjiuchenlexialai,shoushangdeshanzi,yeqiaozaisongyidelianshang,“nisuanshenmedongxi,jinilianleshibushi?bayigechulaimaidedangzijilaoposidehuzhe,youyisima,zheigenvrenlaozikanshangle,peiwogaoyici,miannibangeyuedefangzu!”
laoliaoshuozhe,pobujidaidi,shenshoujiuxiangmujingjingneizhanglengyandelianshangmoqu,yibianshenshouyibiandao:“kexishijiantaijinle,yaoburandehua,zhenjiujininongyishenpiyile,zanmenjintianxianshishihuo,xiahuizaineimezhuangban,fangxin,gebuchaqian!zhiyaorangwowanshuangle,yihougebaoleni!”
laoliaodeshou,haimeidengchupengdaomujingjingdelian,yijicuixiang,daerguangshifengancuililuodishanzailaoliaodefeilianshang。
lianshangfeirouluanzhan,laoliaowuzhelianyilianzhenjingdikanzhemujingjing,yigechulaimaide,jingrangandaziji?
haibudengtajiaoxiaochulai,mujingjingdeshouyishuai,fanshouyoushiyijiqingcuidebazhang,zuoyoudalegequanhu!
erqie,mujingjingchouliandedongzuo,rutongxingyunliushui,jushoutouzuzhijian,doudaizhedanrandechuchenzhiyi。
mujingjingliuyeyibanwanmeiweiweiyizhou,yanedisaoleyiyanlaoliao,ranhouquchuyizhangshijinlai,yilianxianqidicazheshou。
lengyandemeirenchuxianzheizhongxianqidebiaoqing,zuyirangbeidazheyeshengqinongnongdefuzuiganlai,weishenmezijiyaozhangzheimechou,zanglemeirendeshouni。
laoliaohaobantiancaihuiguoshenlai,yitiaoduogao,zhizhemujingjingjiaomadao:“ciaode,gandawo?yebudatingdating,wolaoliaoshishenmeren,jintianniyebiezoule,wotemebulunsini,wojiubuxing……”
“你姓个蛋!”
songyinuhouyisheng,yijiaohengchuai,jianglaoliaochuaileyigegentou,ranhouxiangyizhiehusidepuleguoqu,balaoliaoqizaishenxia,lunqiquantoujiuda!
“wangbadan,worennihenjiulenizhidaoma!”
咣咣就是两拳!
“genwoyaowuyangweiyejiubale,xianzaijuranhaiganweixiewosaozi!”
咣咣,又是两拳!
“nijingrannongzanglewosaozideshou,zuidaeji!”
啪啪,又是两巴掌。
laoliaodewuduanshencai,jihusuochengleqiuzhuang,wuzhezijidelian,aoaodijiaoxiaozhe,“xingsongde,niwanle,nitemewanle,woyaonongsini,woyidinghuinongsini!haiyouneigenvren,woyaorangniguixialaitianwo!”
“老子先弄死你!”
rujizijidesaozi,songyizhijuedenufachongguan,yishuangyanzhuzidoubeirexuejidetonghong,saozishidagedejiaren,jiushizijidejiaren,weilebaohusaozi,jiusuanshinongsizheigelaixiamasongyidoubudaizhayixiayanjingde。
shenshouchaoqiqiangjiaodeyikuaizhuantou,jiuyaoxiangtadenaodaiza。
“xiaoyi,dengyixia!”mujingjingyishenshou,routikouzhulesongyideshouwan。
songyidedongzuoyidun,tinglexialai。
laoliaotulezuilibeidadiaodeyachi,yinsensendidao:“jiezhedaa,zenmebudale?woyaobasuoyoudehuayang,douzainishenshangwanyibian!ganshuoyigebuzi,wonongsinimen!”
songyiyitinggengnule,yaoshiliansaozidoubaohubule,zijihaidangshenmenanren,dangxialunqizhuantoujiuyaoza。
mujingjingdeyanjing,michenghaokandeyueyaxing,turanyitaijiao,zhongzhongdiyijiao,tizailaoliaodekuabu。
jiantouqipigaogenxie,zheiyijiaotiguoqu,ranglaoliaofachugadeyishengjianjiao,yanzhuzituchuyankuang,quansuozheshenzi,wuzhekuabu,yifuyouchuqimeijinqidemoyang。
songyidehandouxialaile,haizhenmeikanchulai,saoziqingyibuchushou,chushoujiushishazhaoa!
“zheilimeijiankong,huitouwomenduiyixiaci,gaotaqiangxingweisui,shaoshuoyeyaopansannianqi,wogenxingzhenkouguanxibucuo,pantaqinianmeiwentide!”
mujingjingdandandehua,haiyoutaoshoujishiluchulaidecheyaochi,ranglaoliaozhongyuyishidao,zheigenvrenjuebushichulaimaide,shenfenxiangdangbuyiban。
“jiejie,wocuole,wocuole!songge,songge,zanmenkeshilaolinjule,jigemianzi,qiunile!”laoliaogubushangkuabujutong,baozhesongyidejiao,bitiyibaleiyibadikaishiqiurao。
“nijiwopakai!”songyiyanedijianglaoliaotikai,zhanqilaiyouchuaileliangjiao,zheicaibeimujingjinglazhu,talianyanjiaodoumeipiesuozaidishangdelaoliaoyiyan,haoxiangtashiyiduichougoushiside。
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