youzuozhezhanzheyenengshuizhezhuanxiedexiaoshuo《chuanjinwuxianliuyouxi：wochengzhiyeqizhashi》，zhujiaoshisuyichenhai，gushiqingjieshengdongyinrenrusheng，xijiemiaoxiedaowei。zheibenxiaoshuoshiyibubukeduodedehaoshu，rangrenyouyizhongxiangyizhikanxiaqudechongdong。xiekeqingyijiuchuchukeliananjingdezuozaiyipang。chensiyunzeshuangshoubaoxionghesuyidemuguanglaileyigejiaohui。haoqiaobuqiao，suyidemuguangshizhengcongtadeheisejinshenmaoyi……
“ni……”chensiyunhaokandemeitoucuqigangyaokaikou。
“nishentiganjuewanquanhuifulema？”yanjiantadezuichunweizhang，suyizhishizhechensiyundeshuangyan，qiangzaitadehuatouqianxianwenleyiju。
“ng，meiyourenhebushi。”chensiyunshengyinhenqingleng。
“neikenengshizheiyouxi，weilebaozhengyidingchengdushangdegongping，huifulewanjiadeshentizhuangkuang。”
chensiyunweiweidiantou，youyaozaicizhangzui。
suyihenzirandebayanshenyidaolepengdongzhichu，bujichensiyunshuohuadejihui，jixudao。
“laoge，emoyouxiyoubunenggaozhiqitarendeguizema？”
ng，gaishuojijuhua，shaoweizhanxianyixiecunzaigan，suyianzixiangdao。
“zheidaomeiyou，wokeyiherenherenshuo，zhishitamenyuanyixiangxinma？wohelaopoyeshuole，napakandaolezhanghushangdeqian，tarengjiuyiweiwozaikaiwanxiao，yiweiwozhongcaipiaole！”
pengdongzhitanleyikouqidao。
“kenengguolejintian……tajiuxiangxinleba……”
suyichensi，huchuyikouqi：“womenzaibutongdechengshixianggeqianli，zhiyeyegebuxiangtong，weiyidegongtongdianjiushiwomenlaidaozheizhiqiandoushiduziyiren，duchuyishi。”
“annisuoshuo，zuiwanyigeyueqianyijingyouleemoyouxi，danzheiyigeyueqijianmeitishangmeiyourenheguanyuemoyouxidexiaoxi。”
“zuiqimashuomingjinyigeyueemoyouxibingmeiyoudafudukuodawanjiaqunti，bingqiezheigeyouxizanshimeiyouxiangjuedaduoshurengongkaidedasuan。”
“tajinjinhangaileyixiaobufenren，henbuxingwomenjiushineiyibufen。”
pengdongzhirenkedao：“queshiruci，wobuganxiangxiangyaoshizheigeyouxibianbuquanqiuhuiruhe。”
baxianzaisuoshoujidaodexinxidoudangzuozhenshixinxikandaidehua，suyiduiemoyouxifenxichusandian。
diyidian，emoyouxixuanzewanjiajuyouwanquansuijixing。
dierdian，emoyouxifugailvdi，wanjiajubeiyidingyinzangxing。
disandian，emoyouxishigeweixiandaojizhideshaluyouxi，wubiyaoanzhaoqiguizexingshi。
chensiyunzaisuyishuolezheiduanhuahou，haoxiangxianrulesikao，fangqileshuohuadedasuan。
zhongrenyouzaicixianrulechenmo，sihudouyouzijidekaoliang。
turan，shangfangdeshuijingdiaodengturanliangleqilai，erzhangzhuozhengqianfangturanchuxianleyigejudadelingdang。
“当！”
“当！”
“当……”
judadesanshenglingdangxiang，fangfoqiaojizaixinzangshang，lingzhongrenyouyishunjiandezhixi。
suyimingxianganjuedao，qiyurenkaishijinzhangqilai。
“emocaiquandiyijuyouxiguizeruxia。”
“zhuoshangyoujiupianpisa，qizhongyouyipianpisabeiemoxialedu。”
“meirenqingzixuanyipianshiyong，shiyongdupisadewanjia，jiangzaiwufenzhonghousiwang。”
“qiyucunhuowanjiashengli，jinruxiayijuyouxi。”
“qingzaishifenzhongneishiyongpisa，jishikaishi。”
zheicilaizixukongdeemozhishengfangfogengjiademeiyouganqing，binglengqiejixie。
zhangzhuoshangturanchuxianleyitiaozhangzhangdehongbuzhengzaigundong，congtouzhiweiganghaopumanlezhangzhuo。
jin10mizhangdezhangzhuopuzhexianhongdecanbu，ercanbudezhengzhongjian，zhenggulinglingbaizhexiaoxiaoyipandeshuiguopisa，zaimeigezuoweishanghaiyouchuxianlejiufencanju。
erjudadelingdangpang，yechuxianleyikuaiguangmu，zhengshuzihuadixianshizhe9：59deziyang。
kandaoturanzhaxianzheimeguiyideyimu，genbenwucongjieshi。
zaichangsuoyourendemiansedouyuelaiyuenankanqilai。
suyixinxiazegengjiaquexinzheishichaoziranshijian。
rucikanlai，yingxiayouxizhenjiushilikaideweiyitujing。
“ha？zheijiushiemocaiquan？”
xinghuoyibaanzheshafa，yiyueerqi。
zhongrenyefenfenwangzhangzhuokaoqu。
“zhei……zheijiaoshenmeyouxiya？danchundebisheiyunqihaoma！”
jingyuyouxiezheji，mianlujinzhang。
“kao，zheishenmepoyouxi，zheiguizejiudaibiaozheyidinghuiyourensibei？”chenhaidaizhenuqipaixianglezhuozi，zhuozishifenhoushi，jinjinfachuchenmendexiangsheng。
“madan，temede。”gangcaixionghendeliuhu，yesihuzaijiandaozheibunenglijiedeyimuhou，buzhidaogaishuoshenme。
xinghuozeshidingzhepisa，haosizaizhenxuanyiban。
“wotingaichiboluode。”
tashuozhebiannaqiyipianwangzuiliyidi，meiyouyisiyouyu。
“ni……”chushihongtaohejingyudoubukezhixindefachushengyin。
qiyurenyedouxiangxinghuowangqu。
“zenmele？nimenbuchi？”
“neiwokejixuchige？”
shuowan，zaizhongrenzhenjingdemuguangzhong，youyadenaqiyipangchazitiaojianlejixia。
“caomei，huangtao……ng，haishiboluoduodehaochi”
xuanjizhijiechaleyipianboluozuiduodepisayikousaijinlezuili。
“ninainaigezui！zhenbupasi？”liuhuganjinguoqu，xiangyibatuikaihaizaihuiweidexinghuo。
xinghuozeqingpiaopiaodedalegezhuan，duoguoleliuhu，haobuzaiyideshunshizouhuileshafa。
“当啷。”
chazibeitasuiyidediuzaishafaqiandeanjishang。
taqiaoqitui，shuangshouwangnaodaihouyihuan，bimuyangshenqilai。
“zhei……tachileliangpian！”jingyusihubeihedaole。
suyikanzhemianqianmeitoumeinaodeyimuyaoleyaotou。
haojiahuo，zhenyourenbupasi？haishishuo……ta！biwomengenglejieemoyouxi！
zheijiahuoyikaishidezhuangtaiyeshiyifushibuguanji，laoshenzaizaidemoyang。
yinggaiyebushidiyiciwanemoyoule。
有恃无恐？
youxiguizeshuodeshiqingzaishifenzhongneishiyongpisa，ershiyongpisahouwufenzhongwanjiajiuhuisiwang。
neiyejiushishuoxianzaixinghuochileliangkuai，dengwufenzhonghou，taruoshidufashenwang，neizeshengyudepisaquanshiwudude。
fanzhi，zeshengyupisaneihaishiyouyikuaiyouyoudude。
haiyouyigezuiguanjiandewenti，neijiushipisashaoleyipian。
suyiwangxiangpanzhong，sihuzheiemoyouxi，yebingmeiyoudasuanbuchongyikuaihuilai。
ruguoxinghuosiwang，youxiruohuipandingjieshu，shengxiaderenbuyongjixushiyongpisa，neijiuhenwanmei。
danruoxinghuosiwang，youxiyoumeijieshu，guizeshangshuomeirenqingzixuanyipianshiyong，neimeiyoushiyongdaodeni？
suanshixiaojiyouxi？xiangpengdongzhisuoshuodeneiyangbeizhijiemoshama？
shiqingmaosizaixinghuochileliangpianpisahou。
biandejijiandan，youjishoule。
zuichadeqingkuang，zheijuyouxihuisiliangren。
suyitaiyanxiangzhongrenwangqu，chulechensiyunhexiekeqingzaiditousikaoshenme，qiyurenyanshensihudouzaixinghuohepisapanzhijianpiaohu。
xiekeqingturandongle，zhuangsixiangyaokanqingchupisa，huanbuxiangzhuozizhongyangzouqu。
jingyudeshousihuyezhengzhunbeishenxiangpisa。
“wei，xianzaihaizao！”chenhaizaiyipanghezhulezhengzhunbeixuanpisadejingyu。
“jiranyijingyourenchilepisaneijiuzaidengdengba！meibiyaoxianzaimaofengxian，wufenzhonghoujianfenxiao。”
chenhailianseyouxiecangbai，chaozhexinghuozhilezhi。
jingyusihurumengchuxing，ganjinfangxialeshoubei，kanbiaoqingsihushiyizhenhoupa。
“jiranyourenbupasi，neijiurangtaxianlaishiyanyixia！”liuhuyaozheyadao。
xiekeqingdengzhewugudedayanjing，biaoqingdaizhexiexujinghuang，rouruodefachunuonuodeshengyin：“woyouxiehaipa，zhanbuwenle，dajiazuoxialaixiuxiyihuiba。”
xuanjilvlelvzijieqiansanluodefasi，bianfuzhezhuozi，fangfotuiruanyibanliangqiangzhezuolexialai。
zheifanzitaizheshirongyijiqinanrendebaohuyu。
“zuoxiaba，dengyihui。”pengdongzhiganjinjielehuacha，gangcaiyinxiekeqingkaojin，tayexiayishidewangyipangzouleyiduan，tafaxianzijideweizhi，yijinglaidaolezhangzhuozhongyang，lipisahenjin。
yanshenshanshuoyixia，ganjinzuoxia。
zhongrenduishilejiyanyefenfenluozuo。
suyiminzhezuiandaoyisheng！
这谢可清不简单！
zheishaonvbuxiangbiaomianshangzheiyangrouruo，ruanmeng。
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