zhujiaojiaozhangyixujiayundexiaoshuojiaozuo《chaojixiaobaoanzhangyi》,tadezuozheshitaozimaimeilexiedeyibendoushishenghuoleixingdexiaoshuo,qingjieyinrenrusheng,feichangtuijian。zhuyaojiangdeshi:yigehuiyinshenerxingzouzaidoushizhongdeqiren。nikanbujianwo,nikanbujianwo,nikanbujianwo……......
“yuanyiweixuzongfutangdaohuo,daoshanyouguo,jueduibaozhengxuzonganquan!”zhangyishijingpaizhexiongfu,buweibiede,jiuweineiqishierwan,tadoukendingzhinadanale。
“gennishuozhengjingdeni,zhangyi,nibuyaozaiwomianqianzongshifangsi,fouzenizheigebaobiaowobuyongle!”xujiayunyouxieshengqi,zheigezhangyigefangmiandoubucuode,danjiushitazheizhangzui,taiqianchoule。
“shishishi,tingxuzongzhishi,bieciwo,wozheibushibiaozhongxinma。”zhangyilianliandiantouchengshidao。
“yongbuzhenibiaoshenmezhongxin,nitinghao。”xujiayunxianglexiangdao:“congjintiankaishi,wohuihebaoankeneibiandazhaohu,nichengweiwodezhuanzhisiji,pingshijiesongwoshangxiaban,wowaichutanyewushi,niyeyaogenzhe,ng,zongzhi,nijiufuzewodeanquanjiuxingle。”
“neiwanshangni,wobanisongjiaqu,wozhunaya?”zhangyijidao。
“e,shia,nizhunaa。”xujiayunyelengleleng,shia,tatiantianwanshangjiabande,youshihoubanyeshierdiancaihuihuijia,daoshihourangzhangyisongziyihuiqu,zairangtakaichehuigongsidehua,tiandouliangleba?haiyouzaoshangdeshihou,jingchengzuidu,zhangyiyebukenengqibanyeyiliangdianzhongbaziyisonghuiqu,wuliudianzhongzaiqichuangqujieziyiba?neijiuyoudiantaizhetengrenle。
“neinijiuzhuwojiaba……”xujiayunturandao。
“haohaohao,zheigehao,zheigehao!”zhangyilianxiangdoumeixiang,jiumengdediantou,zheigezhuyitaitemehaole,jingrannenghemeinvlaozongtongyiwuyanxiajuzhua,wanshangnengyongyiniantoukantaxizaolea!
“zuiguo,zuiguo,laozishibushiyoudiantaixiazuole?”zhangyixinzhonglianchengzuiguo,zenmezheijiuxiangdaotoukanrenjiaxizaoshangle?
“haoshenmehao?worenweibuhao,buxing,buxing,bunengrangnizhuwojia!”kandaozhangyizheisiyigejingdemengdiantoushi,xujiayuntoupijiufamale,ziyizenmejiushunzuihushuorangtazhuziyijialini?zheibushiyinlangrushima?
tingdaoxujiayunyoubutongyile,zhangyilijizuozhileshenzi,yiliandeyansudao:“xuzong,ninshizaihuaiyiwoderenpinma?haishizaiwuruwoderenge?wozheigerensuiranzuilimeigedamende,danxinyanzuishizai,zanmenbushuomalatangdeshier,jiushuoneizhadandeshier,shijishangneizhadanguanwopishi?kewohaibushiweileni,weilegongsi,diyishijianbazhadanzhaochulaile?”
“我这个人……”
“nizheigerenwoxinbuguo!”xujiayunlenglengdekanzhezhangyidao:“zaishuowojializhugedananren,rangrentingdaoyebuhao,nibuyongshuole,zheixietianwohuijinliangtiqianxiaban,zheigemeideshangliang,yigeyuejiniliuwankuai,nileijiuleidianba!”
“haiyou,renshikeneibianhaimeitongzhini**diangongba?”
“meia,wo**diangongma?shibushigongziyezhangle?”zhangyixingfendao。
xujiayunfanlegebaiyan,zheizhangyijiurenqiana。
“buyongni**le,nizaigandiangong,pachoubukaishen。”
“e,buganjiubuganba,yiqietingxuzongzhishi!”zhangyizheisihaimuyuzhongyigeyueliuwandegongzizhizhongni,tafacaileya。
“duile,haiyouyijianshi,nimeizaigongsideweixinqunlima?”xujiayunturanwendao。
“weixinqun?meia,womeizai。”zhangyiyaoyaotou,gongsiyouweixinqunde,pingshiyouhuiyizhileide,weixinqunyehuijinxingtongzhide。
xujiayundiandiantou:“neijiujiajinlaiba,zheiyangwozhaoniyeshengdedadianhuale。”
“jiabuleaxuzong,woyebutaihuiwanneigedongxia。”zhangyiyiliankuxiangdao。
“buhuiwanjiuxue,xianzainichuquba,xiawuyidianyaoquchaoyanglupaichusuo,nizhunbeiyixia!”xujiayunhuihuishou,shiyizhangyichuqu。
“neiwoyejiabuleweixinqunde,woshoujimeineigongnenga。”zhangyiqishen,taochuleziyideshouji,zheikuanshoujihaishilaokuandefangaiji,yinggaishilingjiniandekuan,yejiuyiliangbaineizhong。
“niyongzheimelaodeshouji?”xujiayunjiudachiyijing,tongshiyexiangkanguaiwuyiyangdekanzhezhangyi,zheizhangyiyeshinianqingrena,nianqingrenbuwanqq,buwanweixin,buyongshoujishangwang?
zhangyidiandiantou:“ng,shilaodian,buguoshoujinengdadianhuajiuxingbei,wozheigerenbijiaojiankuposu。”
“suanlesuanle,nixianchuquba。”xujiayunchediwunaile,zheigezhangyiyeshiyiqipa,buguotazhendehennengpin,tajianguohenduonansheng,danzaitamianqianzheimenengpinde,zheimedandade,tahaishitouyige!
kenengshitapingshibijiaoleng,bijiaoyouweiyandeyuangu,tajiechudesuoyounanshengzaitamianqiandouxiandexiaoxinyiyide,daqidoubuganchuandeyangzi,zhiyouzheigezhangyi,jingranyidianbupata,ziyizhuanglengkuhuofapiqineiyitao,genbenzhenbuzhuta!
buguotayeganjuetingyouyiside,zhangyidezuishisuiledian,danrendequebucuo,zhishaotabuzhuang,tabuxuwei。
neixiezaitamianqianweiweireredenanren,nayigebushibiaomianzhuangqinggao,xinliquewochuo、weisuodexuweinan?
suoyizhangyibiqineixiezhuangchengzhengrenjunziderenyaokeaiduole。
“ng,jiushikeai!”xujiayunkandaozhangyichuquhou,yebujinpuchiyile。
“wengwengweng~”xujiayunzuoxiameiduojiuhou,tadeshoujijiulaileduanxiaoxi,ertadiankaiyikan,yeshisirenzhanghuyouqishierwanjinzhang。
xiaomaomaotucaihongbingmeiyoubaqiandadaogongsizhanghushang,yinweiruguoconggongsizhanghuzouyibiandehua,daoniandihezhangshi,zheigeqianbuhaojieshi,suoyidazaisirenzhanghushangshizuihaodexuanze。
xinxiguolaihou,suizhierlaideyeshitucaihongdedianhua,dangxujiayunjietonghou,tucaihongjiuqidao:“neigexiaobaoanhaizaibuzaile?”
“zoule。”xujiayunhuidao。
“qisiwole,qisiwole,woconglaimeichiguozheimedayikui,tamingmuzhangdandekanwoqundia,nizheishishenmebaoana?taitemedeseleba?taitemedexiaozhangleba?”
“wodoushuorangnifangxialaile,nibufang……”xujiayunxiaoshengdao。
“wonazhidaotaneiyanga,buguoxiaoyunyun,nianquanyoubaozhangle,neixiaoziyiquankolewangxiaohuai,tazhendeyiquankole,taitemedeqiangdale。”tucaihongxingfendao。
“wangxiaohuni?meizainishenbian?”xujiayunchayidao。
“juanpugaizourenle,liannigongsixiaobaoandoudabuguo,tabuyaolian,laonianghaiyaoni。”tucaihongpiezhezuidao。
“neini……zenmeban?”xujiayunwendao。
“wobanguoquheniyiqizhua,pingshiyerangtajiwo**siji,haha,shunbianzaizhengzhizhengzhita,laoniangfeiyaodiaolisitabuke!”tucaihonghahadaxiaodao。
“kenengrangnishiwangle,womeidasuanrangtazhuwojiade,tazhifuzezaowanjiesongwoeryi。”xujiayunhuaixiaodao。
“a,tabuzainineizhua?”tucaihonglengzhudao。
“niyiweiwoshinia?suibianrangbaobiaojiuzhujiali?duobufangbiana。”
“nixianzaishifeichangshiqia,niburangtazhuninei,wanyinifangzilijinzeilezenmeban?suoyinizuihaozaijingfangpoanzhiqian,rangtazhunijiali,fanzhengnijialigouda,haichatayirenlema?woyeguoqucoucourenaoshenmede。”
xujiayuntingdaotucaihongdehuahou,xinlijiuyizhenfahuang,shia,xianzaiyourenzaizhenduita,ziyiyouduju,wanyianzhongneirenzhendepaotajializenmeban?
suoyitaxianglexiangdao:“yaoshiniyeguoqudehua,tazhuwoneilidaopoanjieshuyexing,buguonibupatakannilea?”
“wojiushixiangkankantayoumeiyouneisedan,laoniangxianzaijiuqumaidianjibangfanglangpenwuqu,nai-nai-de,wohuohaisita,haha!”
“duile,wogangjibeimeineibiandawandianhua,wobiaogerenshimeiguoheishuigongsideren,yongbulejitian,wonongliangheiguilaibaohuwo,daoshihouyoutahaokan!”
“gualeguale,wohuijiashoushidongxiqu,wanshangxibaibaidengzhewoe!”xiaomaomaofengfenghuohuodeshuoleyidatonghou,jiuzhijiegualedianhua,erxujiayunyemanlianwunai,xiaomaodepiqijiushizheiyang,conglaibushiyichikuidezhu。
……
yucitongshi,nvjingluxiaoyunjintianqinglebantiandejia,tayigerenzaiziyidebieshuzhongfanlegedichaotianhou,yemeizhaodaoziyidepeiqiang,tahenhuang,henjinzhang,diulepeiqiangkeshidashi,jiusuantajialiyouren,dandiuqiangzhaobuhuilaidehua,yekendingbuhuizairangtadangjingchale,suoyitabajializhaoleyigebian,cheshangyefanbianle,danjiushimeizhaodaopeiqiang。
linjinxiawushangbanzhiqian,tazhidaozheiqiangkendingdiule,danyoubuxianghuibaodaojuli,haixiangqinzibaqiangzhaodao,suoyitahuojihuoliaodepaodaoshangdian,maileyibagaofangdejiaqiangfangjinqiangtaoli,tongshi,tayezaihuiyizhekenengdiuqiangdejigedidian,kenengtoutaqiangdeshisheidengdeng。
bijingshiganxingzhende,lengjingxialaihou,yeshikeyilishunsilude。
xiawushangbanzhiqian,taxiangdaolejigeren,erqizhongyige,jiuyouzuotiantadadezhadanxianyirenzhangyi。
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