zaianyingwendaodebixia,linyueersongshuyanchengweileyimingbeizhudingyaoyumingyunkangzhengdeyingxiong。tamianduizheyigemoshengerweixiandeshijie,xuyaoyongqihezhihuilaizhanshengxieeshili。zheibuchuanyuejiakongxiaoshuoronghelemaoxian、qihuanheaiqingyuansu,daijiduzhewujindejingxihegandong,wofeisutunyanzhekoushui,dingzheliwoyuelaiyuejindetangyao。youle!liuruxianxianxizhiqiazhuwodebojing。heihuhudeyaozhiyankanzhejiuyaoqingguan……jiangrangniyubabuneng,yinfaneixindeshensi。
第一章
woshixiuxianwenliweiyidechuanyuezhe,yongyouletianxiejuqingdenengli。
nanzhucanjiabijiandasai,yongduodiyidafangyicai。
erwochenglebeidafandeduishou。
xitong:“nibeinanzhudafanzaidi,dannisihaobujinzhang,yinweinanzhushi(……)。”
我说:“好人!”
xitong:“youyuzishuxianzhi,dangqianketianxiezishuwei1。”
cishishouchixianjian、qiyuxuanangchaowozoulaidenanzhujijiangjiangwocigeduichuan。
woxiayishiyayajiaoleliangsheng,sheizhixitongzidongyuyinzhuanwenzishibietianxia——“ya”。
zhenggeshijiezhishengxiayajiaosheng。
……
wochuanchenglexiuxianwenlideedunvpei。
diebutengniangbuai,xianmenlixiuweizuididesaodidizidoukanbuqiwo。
erwoderenwu,shitianxiejuqing,cuihuanannvzhuganqing,zuizhongrangtamenxiuchengzhengguo。
danwogangchuanlaijiuyaolinghefan。
bijiandasaishangwoweilehuodenanzhusongshuyandeqinglaiguyishuonvzhuliuruxinsiedu,renuleta。
yishenbaiyidesongshuyanshouwoxianjianhentiebuchenggangdekaikou:“linyueer,banishuodehuashouhuiqu。”
tadeshengyinjidi,jihushizhiyouwomenliangrencainengtingqing。
pangbiandexianmendizimenlianshangdaxiezhe“chigua”erzi,xingzhiangran。
真是亲师兄弟啊。
我默默吐槽。
“ruguowoshuojiubuni!”wojinxinjinzhishuozhetaici,banyanhaoyigeedunvpeidejiaose,yibianneixinfengkuangpaoxiao。
gaisidejuqingzenmehaibuchulai!
“bushouhui?hao,neijinrishixiongbianzhinengjiniyigejiaoxunle。”songshuyanzhoujinmeitou,xianjianchaowodeleixiaciqu。
剧情终于弹出:
【nishichuanjinxiuxianwenlideedunvpei,congxiaodaodabubeirenzhongshi。nanzhushiweiyiduinihaoderen。nixinshengaimu。】
【dannanzhuxinshunvzhu,niyiqizhixiazaibijiandahuiduinvzhuchuyanbuxun。】
【nibeinanzhudafanzaidi,dannisihaobujinzhang,yinweinanzhushi()。】
**dengyanbantian,jiaojinnaozhicaixiechu“haoren”erzi。
xitongwengwengdexiangshengdapolewodemeihaohuanxiang。
【xitongshangweishengji,zishuyouxian,dangqianketianxiezishuwei1。】
wobishangyan,xinrusihui,momoliuxialiangxingkuanmiantiaolei。
xianjiandaizhelinliedehanqixiang**jin,songshuyanneidixianbandelianpangyuekaoyuejin,cikequeruyumianxiuluo。
woxiayishiyayajiaoleliangsheng,sheizhixitongzidongyuyinzhuanwenzishibietianxia——“ya”。
——因为男主是鸭!
songshuyantingxiale,xianjiankuangdangluodi。
mingmingshiyigexiuxiandeshijie,dancikequerutongshinongjiayangyachangyiban。
【gongxisuzhu,xitongshengjichenggong,dangqianketianbuzishu:3。】
yucitongshi,wotingjianruodadebijianchangneilianshengqingcuideyazijiao:“gagagagagagaga?”
juqingyijingxiexia,wogangadidingzheyanqianchuanzhebaiyidexiaoyazi,renzhukuangxiaodechongdong,tunyanzhekoushui。
后背一阵发寒。
xitongshuoledengdaibangeshichensongshuyanbianhuibianhuilai,daoshihoutahuixiankanwodetouhaishixiankanwodejiao?
xianmendizimenzezhakaileguo,yanzhengzhengkanzhezongmendashixiongsongshuyanjuranpingkongbianchengleyizhiyazi!
shijiefenfenraorao,erwozhitingjiangagadeyajiaosheng。
和自己上路的钟声。
宋书炎嘎嘎的叫着。
系统此时也沉默了。
biwutaishangwohebianchengyazidesongshuyanduishi,zheihuamianzenmekanzenmeguiyi。
dizimenyiyongershang,weizhewochelaichequ,beitamenkouzhonghanzhe“kuaijiujiudashixiong”dehuayuchaodenaoguazishengteng。
jiuxiangshixiyoujidezhubajie,beiyiqunshaheshangweizhe。
wogangadexiaodao:“ke,zheigema,kenengshitianyiburenkandashixiongshasheng,suoyizanshirangtabianchengyazitiyanyixia?”
……
chenmo,chenmoshijinwandexianmen。
yidaoshanzheziguangdebianzizhichongwodetianlinggaifeilai,woyigeshanshen。
yuanxianzhanzhededimianshunjianliechengliangban。
wodaoxiyikoulengqi,kanzheshouwozibiandeliurubaozheyazi,nuqichongchongdidingzhewo。
yaobushiwoduodekuai,beipichengliangbandejiubushidi,ershiwole。
“linyueer!nihushuobadaoshenme!niyidingshimojiaopailaidewodi,guyilaizheilihuohaidashixiongde!”
woxieniyiyan,zhenshimeiyanpinang,shexiexinchang。
neibaicideliandan,fuzhixini,nanguainanzhuyijianqingxin。
wobainongshuangshou:“bushiashijie,nitingwojieshi!”
“wobutingwobuting!”liuruzuishangbuting,dongzuoyebuting。
啪,一个左鞭子腿。
啪,一个右闪电鞭。
woyourusangjiazhiquan,wuzhetoupaodepigunniaoliu。
“shijie,nixiantingxia,yexuyihuidashixiongjiubianhuilaileni。”
zaijiafengzhongshengcundewozongsuanshitinglejurenhua,gangxiangzhiqishenzizhuangyigebijiutingjiantajiezhedeyijuhua。
“yaoshishimeitazhendeshiwodi,zanmenzaibatasongqutianleitaishoujiujiubashiyidaoleixingyebuchia。”
woyiyouyijumamaipibuzhidaodangjiangbudangjiang。
shizuntengyunjiawujichierlai,rumubianshiwobeidadelangbeibukandemoyang。
“yueer!nizenmezongshichuanghuo!zhiqiannijicisanfandaoluan,ruobushishuyanxiangwolibaonihuigaizheng,wozaojiubanizhuchushimenle,nijuranhaiduinideshijiechuyanbuxun!zhenshixiumubukediaoye。”
qiafengqishi,xitongrenwudanchu:
【yinweinizaibiwuchangshangchoutaibaichu,diuleshimendeyanmian。】
【shizunnubukee,zhijiexiangshenbiandezhongdizixialingyaobanisongqutianleitaishouxing。】
【danniyidiandoubuhaipa。】
【yinweishizuntafeiguolai,()。】
tianleitaishizhuanmenjiguanyademoshouxunhuadedifang,zhuyaoshiyikaoleixinglairangquchuqitineidexieqi。
woxiuweidi,lingliboruo,songdaoneiquxiachangzhiyouyigezi——si。
wokanzhefeiguolaiqidechuihuzidengyandeshizun,youkanzheyangqizhangbianzhunbeibawokunqilaidenvzhu。
lingguangyishan,shuashuashuatianlesangezi。
【yinweishizuntafeiguolai,(gunhuiqu)。】
yushi,yixiupiaopiaodeshizunchaozhewokuankuanfeilai,nushilewoyiyanhou,zhijietangdaozaidigunhuileliurudeshenbian。
liuruyeshilengzhule:“shizunnizenmele?keqianwanbieyinweiyueerzheigebudongshideyatouqihuaileshenzi”
shuohuadekongxi,shizunduoguoliuruqianlaibangfudeyizhishou,yougunleyigelaihui。
woxiayishijiangxinlihuatuokouerchu:“wokanshizunbushiqihuaileshenzi,shiqihuailenaozi。”
【ding,gongxisuzhudachengshengji,dangqiankexiugaizishu:5。】
wolianmangxunwenxitongruhecainengrangsongshuyanbianhuiyuanlaideyangmao。
xitongbiaoshidengzoudaohoumiandejuqingsongshuyanziranerranhuihuifuzhengchang。
zhijianhoumiandejuqinghuanhuanzhankai:
linyueerchuyanbuxun,renushizun,beiguanrutianleitaidenghoufaluo。erliuruweimianyezhangmengduo,dasuandangwanqutaxingming。
wo:……hezhebuguanzenmebian,zheitianleitaidoudezouyizaobei。
zheidaodishixiuxianwenhaishinveshawena?
夜间,天雷台内。
wobizheyanjingzuozaizhengzhongyangjiamei,zhouweishuiguanglinlin。
xuanguanqingxiang,yinvziyuyueguanglongzhaoxiaqingshenjinru。
tashouzhongdezibianlieliezuoxiang。
【nishiedunvpei,yinweixinongnanzhurenulenvzhu。】
【nvzhuweileburangrencaichushitahaideni,fangqiyongbianziqunixingming,zhunbeiyongduyaodusini。】
【danshiniyidiandoubuhuang。】
【因为()。】
wozhijieyigeliyudating。
五个字,救我狗命。
zheigetiankongruguozaixieshenme“feiguolaigunhuiqu”zhileidekendingbuxing。
zheitianleitaisichudoushijiguan,jiusuanduokaileliuru,guangkaowodenengliyeyoukenengchufajiguanranhoubeitianleipisi。
怎么办?
youshenmebanfanengrangwomianyuyisiyoububeirenzhuijiuzhiqiandeguocuoni?
wofeisutunyanzhekoushui,dingzheliwoyuelaiyuejindetangyao。
有了!
liuruxianxianxizhiqiazhuwodebojing。
heihuhudeyaozhiyankanzhejiuyaoqingguanerxia。
我丝毫不慌。
因为——
【我会闭气功。】
系统再次下线。
erwoxunsukaishifanqibaiyan,yaguanjinyao,yaozhishunzhewodezuijiaobuduanwangxiamanyan。
染黑了粉白的衣襟。
liurukanzhewokoutubaimo,yanbaidafandemoyang,hedelianlianhoutui。
“wo,wohaimeiguanyaozenmerenjiu……”
tayiweiwobeiqiasile,danwozhibuguoshiyonglebiqigongeryi。
huxitingzhi,fangruojiasidemoyang。
wojiangzijixiangxiangchengleyitiaosiyu,jiangzhizhetangzaidishang,shibushidouliangxia,zuihoumomodejiangfanzhebaiyandelianduizheliuru。
songshuyanbianshizailiurujianjiaolianliandeshihouchonglejinlai。
shenhougenzheyidaqundizi。
zhongmukuikuizhixia,liurukuhanzheduojintadehuaibao:“songgegewohaohaipaa。”
wo:dajiesideshiwonihaipagemao?ganggangyifu“dalangqilaiheyaole”yinhenmoyangderenshishei?
zhongdiziyeshilengle,suihoumoqideyikaileshixian。
“wolaikanmeimei,meixiangdaotajingranzhijieyunsizaidishang,buhuishiyinweiguofenxiukuisuoyi……”
haohaohao,qifusirenbuhuishuohuashiba。
songshuyanlishengzhizhi,shenchushizhizhunbeitanwodebixi。
wozhijiedazuiyizhang,shunshiyaozhutadeshizhi,hengchihengchiqileshen,yi**jikailiuru,jiangzijideliantiejinsongshuyandexiongkou。
shunbianbakoujiaodebaimoquandoucengzailetadeyijinshang。
made,zenmezheimewennuan。
woca,zahaiyoufujini。
liurudaizhu:“yueernizenme……”
woyongchireeryouchimideyanshendingzhesongshuyan,rourouruoruodehuanzhutadeyaoshen,yongjidongergaoangdeshengyindahan:
“woyinweihaidedashixiongturanbianyazineixinshifenkuijiu,jueyibiyanzaitianleitaixiuxi,keliurujiejiehuranjinlai,shuodoushiwohailedashixionghaishuoyaobaochou……”
“woxianxiejiuyaojianyanwangye,kewoxiangdaodashixiongcengzaibiwutaishangduiwoshuodeguanhuaizhiyu,youshebudegenheibaiwuchangzoule。”
songshuyanmomodixiatou,zhongjiuhaishimeirenzhukaikoudao:“yueer,nideshounengbunengbiezaiwangxiamole。”
zaiwangxiamo,taqingbaibubao。
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