zhongjiudeshuzhendehaohaokan,zheiben《congkanghongtashangquanlidianfeng！》degushiqingjietebieyixiangbudao,diedangqifu,tebiexiyinren,《congkanghongtashangquanlidianfeng！》jianjie：“sujinyoushenmeqiangdadebeijingma？”“ng”lanyunyunshenchushoubeibaozhulimingqidebozi，“wohaikeyigaosuniyigemimi，sujinzuimingandedifangjiushitadejiao。……
dapuxiang，denghengdashoudaoyigenvrendadianhuasonglaidehua，youxieqiexidetongshi，youfanchoule。
huadianlaobanyebuzhidaoduifangshishei，dianhualianxi，wangshangzhuanzhang，rendoumeijianzhe。
haishiguoxiaoyuwuyizhongtixingletayiju，gaibuhuishiyourenegaoba！
denghengdadexinlicaiyouleyisibuxiangdeyugan。
wanshang，yuelefuxianzhanggaotianliangdaojiudianchifan，xinlihaishiyouxietante。
“gaoxianzhang，qianshanshuikudeanzidaodizenmelejie？daimingliangjinqule，xianzaichenwenxiyebeijiweidiaocha，xiayigehuibuhuijiushiwo？”
gaotianliangdengletayiyan，“gaizenmelejiejiuzenmelejie。zheijianshinizenmewenqiwolaile？”
denghengdaganjinjuqijiubei，“duibuqi，woshuocuohuale，wozifayibei。”
kandaodenghengdahuangzhangdeyangzi，gaotianliangdandandeshuodao：“ni，woshizhidaode。gongzuoshangqinken，zhiyaomeibiedeshi，zuiduojiushiyigexiaoxiaodelingdaoshizhi。youshenmezhidehuangzhangde。”
jiandenghengdahaishikanzheziji，tayebudebujixushuodao：“daimingliangwentihenduo，shuodaodishitaitanle。chenwenxiyibanianjile，nimenxiangliyourenjubaojiusuanle，haijingchangdaizheneigexiaonvrensichuyingchou，youjintianyeshihuogai。”
qishigaotianliangyijingbahuashuodehenmingbai，denghengdayaoshizijimeiyoubiedeweifaweijideshi，shibuhuiyoudawentide。
“keshi，wohaishihenbuan！”denghengdahenmeiyoudiqi，baqianliangtianshoudaoyishumomingqimiaodedehuadeshishuolechulai。
“nibushiyegenzhechenwenxixue，yaolaibaodaoweilaoneiyitaoba？”
“meiyou，jueduimeiyou。jialilaopoguandeyan，jiulian......wodoumeigandongyixia。”denghengdameishuoshishei，dangaotianliangzhidaotashuodeshishei。
bieshuoxianjilingdaomeiyoumishu，xiangyijigengbukenengyou，yigexingzhengbangongshisigeren，zaibudongrenyuananpaide，douzhidaozheipeizhishiweileshenme。
“别的事呢？”
“zhendemeiyou。chichifan、changchangge，nianjiedeshihouyixiexiaoliwu，zongbuzhiyushanggangshangxianba！”
“neixiejimaosuanpideshibusuangeshi。zheiduanshijianzuihaowenyiwen，dengchenwenxideshiyougejieguolezaishuo。”gaotianliangjuqijiubei，denghengdaganjingenshang。
keshijiubeijudaoyiban，gaotianlianghuranwendao：“sujinzheixietiandouzaimangshenme？”
“wodouyizhixiangchoushijianlaiwenwen，sushujihurankongjiangerlai，shiqianyitianxiaoxiyemeiyou。”
“shia！shigeshenmirenwu。qianduanshijianshilidaoshishuoguoyougeguazhiganbuyaodaotongguanzhen，dagaishiyinweinimendapuxiangyoujielianlianggejicenglingdaolianxuchushi，shililinshideanpai。qishiyemeishenmehaodanxinde，guazhiganbueryi。zhiyaobuyingxiangdapuxianggdp，rangtaquzheteng。zongyaorangrenhundianziben。”
gaotianlianghedenghengdachiwan，benyiweizheijiujieshule，keshidangguoxiaoyuchuxianzaitamianqian，tiannuodejiaochu“xianzhang”，tahaishikanlekandenghengda。
“gaoxianzhang，nizhidaowojiadeqingkuang，ganghaoxiaoyujiuzaifujinchangge。xiaoguniangchanggehenbucuo，yidingbuhuirangnishiwangde！”
“lingdao，haishininzheizhonghunhoudeshengyinhaoting，woyaoduogenlingdaoxuexi。”guoxiaoyuyidungaomaozishuchu，gaotianliangfanerbuhaojujuele。
buguo，gaotianliangyemeizhendejiuyiweizijizheiwuyinbuquandesangzichanggehaoting，danmaozidoudaishangle，zhihaoguyimozhetoushuodao：“jintianzheijiu，youxieshangtou。wohaixiangzaodianxiuxini！jiubuquchanggele，naotengtengdefanergengbushufu。”
guoxiaoyuwenxianyinjiuzhiqiyi，ganjinshuodao：“ninyaoshileile，wo**haikeyi。”
“真的？”
“嗯”
guoxiaoyudiandiantou，shuangshoulijijiuzaigaotianliangdejianbangshangqingqingderouleqilai。
jintianhenyiwaiconglaiyingchoubuhuijiaoshangtahexianglidejigenianqingguniang，xiandaofujinkaigebaojianchangge，yizhidaojiujuyaojieshulecaibatajiaoshanglai。
gangcaidenghengdadehuatashitingmingbaile，youjihuinenghefuxianzhangdashangguanxi，tadangranbuhuijujue。
yaoshuotiaojian，chulechaoqiangjiyizhiwai，shengao、waimao、shenzhishencai，nayangtadouzhanbushangbian，weiyideyoushijiushizhuangzhuangkeai。
keshizaiguojinian，zhendenianlingshanglaile，zheikeaibunengyizhizhuangxiaqude。
denghengdakangaotianliangjuranbishangleyanjing，sihuhaizhendehenxiangshou。
duizheguoxiaoyudalegezhaohu，nieshouniejiaodezoulechuqu。
qianjiaodenghengdalikai，houyimiaogaotianliangdeyanjingjiuzhengkaile。
tingzhecantingbaofangmenguanshangdeshengyin，shouxianghouqingqingdeyila，guoxiaoyujiushunshitangjinletahuaili。
“a！”guoxiaoyuquansuozheshenzi，jiuxianggehaixiudeshaonv，yishouzhuazhugaotianliangchenyideqianjin，fangfoshoudaolejidadejinghe，danshentiquejinjindejijingaotianlianghuaili。
“按得不错。”
“ninbawonongtongle，wopatong！”
“fangxin，shushuhenwenroude！”
“zaizheili？”guoxiaoyuzhengdaleyanjingkanzhegaotianliang，meiyoujujue，shenzhidoumeiyouyisizhandou。
gaotianlianghahaxiaolechulai，“haishinimennianqingrendanda。”
denghengdajiewanzhangzouchujiudian，jilingwaihaizaichanggedejirendaledianhuajiucongcongzoule。
zhiyuguoxiaoyu，zheigexiaogezinvren，talaozaojiuzhidaoshishenmeyangde。
zhiqian，jingchanghesunhongjiaojing，tadoukanzaiyanli，zhibuguo，ziyiweizuodehenyinmi，qishichenwenxijingchangbeitadoudeshenhundiandao。
zheici，tayeshiduyiba，buguanguoxiaoyunengbunenghegaotianliangyouhouxu，danzheigeqing，gaotianliangyinggaihuimingbaide。
erjinwan，limingqiyijinghuidaodongyuanshi。
zailianxujiyaohongyuzhiliaosantianhou，liuxialeyaofang，rangtazijiquzhuayaojianaofuyong，zhihoumeisantianyicizhenjiu**jiukeyile。
jujueleyaohongyurangtazailiusantiandeqingqiu，congcongganhuilai，shiyinweijintiantayaojilanyunyunzhiliao。
haishixilaidengjiudian，judadeyugangli。
hongbanyijingxiaoleyiban，sezeyedanlebushao。
lanyunyunhaishixiguanxingdebalimingqideshoulaguolai，yazaizijishenshang。
bazhenzhihoudezheiyigeguocheng，suiranyijingyinweizaishuilijialeyaocai，fanyingmeiyouneimeqianglie，dantahaishijuedezheishuangshounengrangtagengnengxiangshouzheigeguochengdemeimiao。
zheiyicizhiliaozhihou，lanyunyunduiwuyededaolaiyijingbuzaikongju，shenzhiganjueyaoshizijizhendehenpibei，huoxudouganjuebudao。
liangrenzhijiandeshuxichengduwanrufuqi，yushidemenshichangkaide，shenzhilianzhedangdejuanliandoumeifangxia。
yigezaiyushilichongxishenshangdeyaoshuideweidaoheqingximeicidoukongzhibuzhudeshuiliu；yigejuranzaijitaxiankaibeizi，dengdaitachulaizhihougengkuaidexiuxi。
lanyunyundouyouzhongganjue，siniandezhemohuanlaideyaoshimeitiandouzheiyang，weichangyebushiyizhongkujinganlaidexingfuhemanzu。
limingqiyizhishouzhetaguolewuye，kanzheliansejinjinzhishiyouxiefahong，huxidepinlvdoumeizengjiaduoshao，xinlizongsuanshifangxinxialai。
zheishitadiyige“binghuan”，jiashanglanyunyunbuyiyulidebangzhu。
zheigeweitadanlefengxiandenvren，tashizhendehenyongxinyehenrenzhen，zhixiangzaodianrangtajiechutongkudewuyeqiyang。
“xiexienihaizhuanchengcongshengchengganhuilai。”lanyunyunbalimingqideshouzhuazhu，liantiezaitadeshoubeishang。
“biezongshuoxie，niyebanglewohenduo，yaoshuoxie，yinggaishiwoshuoxiecaidui。”
“qiannengjiejuedeshidoubushishi。zhishinideshi，woquebangbushangshenmemang！”lanyunyunyangtoukanxianglimingqi。
“shayatou”limingqianweitadao：“sujindougaosuwole，niyijingbanglehenduo。qianwanbiezaizuobiedeshile，guojitian，haishibachehuanhuilaiba！suirannishizongjingli，danmeiyifenqianzhuandeyeburongyi。”
“我说过送你的！”
lanyunyunhuranjuedeyankuangliyouleishuizaidazhuan。
limingqimingmingzijidouhaiyinaomendeguansi，juranhaizaiguanxinzijideshouru。
“shuiba！woyeyaohuidapuxiangle。”limingqixiangyaochouchushou，quefajueshoubeishangyoubinglengdeganjue，“nikushenmea！”
“meiyou”lanyunyunganjincalecazijideyanlei。
zaizheigeshihoutaneixinqishizuidadeyuanqishilaizisujin，mingmingtakeyihenqingsonggaodingdeshi，keshifeiyaojianchishenmeyuanze。
yuexiangxinliyuejuedetilimingqiweiqu，zuoleqilai，yebuguzijixianzaidezhuangkuang，fanzhengyishendoubeilimingqikandeqingqingchuchude，tayidianyebuyedehaixiu。
“wojinishuogebanfa，yidingkeyijiejuenidewenti。”
“什么办法？”
limingqishenshouyaoqulabeizigaizhulanyunyun，quebeilanyunyunyishoutuikai，fanerluchudegengduo。
“niquzhuiqiusujin，zhiyaotaaishangni，nideshijiushixiaoshiyizhuang。”
tingdaolanyunyunshuochuzheijuhua，limingqixiangqizaizhongyuanshiyaohongyusuoshuo，zhibuguolanyunyunbiyaohongyushuodegengshen。
“sujinyoushenmeqiangdadebeijingma？”
“ng”lanyunyunshenchushoubeibaozhulimingqidebozi，“wohaikeyigaosuniyigemimi，sujinzuimingandedifangjiushitadejiao。”
limingqiheleyitiao，lanyunyunbazijiguimizheimesimideshidougaosuleziji。zheikejiubushishuobaodazijile，ershizhendeyouzhongsheshenchengquanrendeganjuele。
“nishedema？”limingqishenchushouzailanyunyundehoubeiqingqingmosuozhe。
“舍不得！”
“那你还给我说！”
“wojiushitinibuzhi，mingmingtakeyiqingsongjiejuedeshi，feiyaobanibideneimenanshou！”
chulediyici，limingqishiyinweizijibawobuzhunxinlifaxu，diercijilanyunyunzhiliaodeshihou，qishitayijinghenfeilidekongzhizijile。
zheidisanci，shiyinweiganenlanyunyunweizijimomodezuolezheimeduo，xinsiqishiyijinghendanchunle，jiuxianghaohaodebangtazhihao。
ranerlanyunyunjinwandeyitongbiaobai，fangfoshidianranlezangzaixintoudeganchai，yueshaoyuewang。
feilehaodajinglimingqicailikailelanyunyundezuichun，tashenzhijuedezheigewenbizijidangnianhebaishuangdechuwenhaitian。
“yunyun，lengjingdian。xianzaizheiyang，huijiazhongde！”
“younizai，zaijiazhongyekeyizhihao，wobupa！”
cengjingranglanyunyunjuedeshengburusidebingzheng，xianzaiduitaeryanfangfoyijingshiyigeguoqudeemeng，xingle，jiuwusuoweiju。
“dengniwanquanzhihaolecaixing，fouzeyaoshideqifan！”
limingqinulideranglanyunyunqingxingyidian，qishiyeshizaitixingziji。
“yaobu，wo......”lanyunyundeshouzhizaizijidezuichunshangqingqinghuaguo，luozailelimingqidetuishang。
“jianjuebuxing，wopadaoshihouworenbuzhu，woduizijideyizhikongzhimeineimejianqiang！”
henxinlikaidelimingqijiacheyilujichi，houbanyeqiaoxiangletangjiademen，tanghuiqichuanghaimeilaidejiwenyijuhua，jiubeilimingqiyibabaoqifanhuicheli。
dengbujihuidaodapuxiangtadezhusuo，jingzhixiangzhezheitiaoyoujintoudezhiluyilukaidaodi。
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