zaizhouliuyebufangjiadexiaoshuo《cailijiabei？kaijufanshafudimonvyou！》zhong，chenfengqinfangshiyiweitiancaikexuejia。tadeyanjiuyinfaleyichangchaonenglibaofaxianxiang，renleishehuixianruhunluanzhizhong。chenfengqinfangmianlinzhedaodeyulunlidekunjing，tongshiyeyaodiyulaizizhengfuheeshilidezhuibu。zheibudoushishenghuoxiaoshuochongmankejiyuansuhedaodekaoyan，yijiduirenxingdesikao，daodichenfengshizaiyuqingguzongni，haishizhendejiuzhishiweileyingfuzhihouchenjianguodeshenwen。jianzijitiyidedaoletongyi，chenfengzuolege……jiangyinfaduzheduiweilaideshensi。
“啊！”
dongshuixiandangjihedeguikulanghaoleqilai。
danpomenerrudejiren，zhishishaoshaoyileng，jiuxiongsheneshadechonglejinqu。
weishoude，shiyigemanlianzhezi，zuibawaixiangyibian，zhangzhesanjiaoyan，haitangledabolangdedama。
damayijinmen，yimadangxianjiuzhedongshuixiandetoufawangdishangshuai。
suiji，haiyonggaogenxiehenhendengqu。
“kexia！neishilaoniangdeminggenzi，tayaolewoguaisunwodoushebudeanlesita。”
“nitaniangde，jingrangannvedailaoniangdekexi！”
“我鲨了你！”
shuozhe，damaxiajiaogengjiayongli，shenzhizaidongshuixianhoubeishang，yongxiegenchuochuyigegepodong。
tayikanyouxieguanjiandepodongli，meiyoudongxi，likejiumingbaile，dongshuixiancikedekongjunzhuangtai。
大妈当即抬手一撕。
“呲啦……”
dunshi，dongshuixianbiaofeitizhuangdewuhuarou，jiuzhanzhanweiweidexianluzailezhongrenmianqian。
“啊，不！”
dongshuixianganmangyongshuangshoubaojinleshenqian，yanleihuahuadejiushunzhemianjiawangxialiu。
“sangyi，wocuole，wozhendecuole。”
“nizhushou，zhushoua！”
nacengxiang，sangyitingledongshuixiandeqiurao，mianshanggengshiluchuyimocanrenshensedao：
“错了？”
“xianzaizhidaocuole，youyongme？”
“wodekexi，hainenghuifujiankangme？”
zheihua，shunjianyinqilezaichangqitarendegongming。
kejizheiyiquanzhong，zhengshiyinweixiaoduantui，lachangshen，diandongtunerbeishouchongzhumenxiai。
keqiaqiayeshiyinweixiaoduantui，lachangshen，caidaozhikejixiabanshenjiqirongyishoushang。
qingzehouzhituigubingbian，zhongzezhongshengcanji。
genghekuang，haizaoshouledongshuixianneimeedudenvedai。
erchuangjindeaigourenshili，haiyoulianggenanren，tamendeliqi，kebisangyidadeduole。
zhijiantamentaochumaogouqianyinsheng，helijiangshengtoudetaoquan，taozailedongshuixiandebozishang。
guochengzhong，zheilianggenanrengengshibuduanshandongshuixiandebazhang，jiangtabaozaishenqiandeshou，buduanbakai。
“nibushinvedaiwojiagoume？”
“jintian，laozijiuyaoxiangninvedaiwojiagouyiyang，nvedainizheitiaomugou！”
“好，说得好！”
lianggenanrenyichangyihe，jiangyibubitidedongshuixiantuochuletaofang。
dongshuixianshizuzhuzaiyichulinjinshangquandexiaoqunei。
diduanshifenfanhua，suoyicikenapayijingruyeshidianduole，yijiurenchaoyongdong。
erchuletaofang，zuodiantixialou，langbeidedongshuixianlikejiuxiyinlesuoyourendemuguang。
shenzhi，haiyoubushaohaoshizhe，nachushouji，shanguangdengshangebutingdepaizhao。
neilianggenanrenrengjuedebujieqi，dashengpaoxiaodao：
“xianzai，quantimuguangxiangwokanqi！”
“向我看齐！”
“wolaijidajiajieshaoyige，xinchanghendudenvegounvbiantai，tajiuzhuzai4#1101，mingzijiaodongshuixian！”
“tadewangmingjiaoyouyaxiaoxian。”
erjingenzailianggenanrenshenhoudeqizhongyiweiaigourenshi，zhijiezaipangbianbanleguangchangwudamadeyinxiang。
zheixia，budanzhenggexiaoqu，jiushifujinshangquanguangchangshangderendoujianjianweileguolai。
“woqu，zheishiyouyaxiaoxiana！jiuzheifulaoyaopodemoyang，shuotashidangdaiqiaobiluo，neidoushizaikuata！”
“buzhidaotayoumeiyoubangyidage，huibuhuilianyekangzhehuojianpaolu。”
“zenmezheimeduorenweigongta？”
“xiongdi，nihaibuzhidaoba？zheilaoyaopozaigedashipinwangzhanshangxuanyaozijinvegoudeshipin，zuigaodeshi，tanvedegouhaishicongbierenneilijielaiyuzhongde。”
zuihouneiweijiemideluren，guyishuodehendasheng。
zheixia，renqunzhongyuanbenhaiyouxiebuqingchushiqingyuanyoudeluren，dunshiqiqi‘hua’leyisheng。
dunshi，lancaoye，choujidan，suishizicongrenqunzhongjingzhundemingzhongledongshuixian。
youxierenhaibujieqi，dahandao：
“nimenzaizheidenghui，woqubadachaoshilidejidandoubaoyuanlemaixialaijinimenreng！”
zaiweiguanzhongrendegongjizhong，dongshuixianshenqingjianjianhuanghu。
zhidaoyourenhenhenzaitatoushangchexiayiliaotoufa，tacaitengdedahanleqilai：
“zhushou，nimenzhushoua！”
“wobushinvegounvbiantai，wobushi！”
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raner，tadehansheng，douyanmeizailezhongrendeshengtaozhong。
zaixiaoqunei，aigourenshimenyongqianyinshengliuleyiduandongshuixianhou，youjiangtaganshangleyiliangchedouhanchengtielongdexiaohuoche。
yishangche，dongshuixiandangjijiubeiyigunongzhongdezhushiweijixuntule。
tazheicaixiangqilai，tajielaiyuzhongdekejiquanzhong，youyizhidequanzhu，jialijiushikaijiazhutuzaichangde。
zheishiyonglaiyunrouzhudechea！
呕！
dongshuixianbijingshizirenweixiaoxiannvde，pingshiyehenzhuyigerenweisheng。
cikejiaoshangnianhuhudecaizaizhushishang，jiushitielongdehantiaoshang，yedoushibeizhuniaojiandexiujibanbande。
tadangjijiuchadianbazijideweijitulechulai。
“ou！nimenyaoganma？fangwoxiaqu！”
sangyilenglengyixiao，yanzhongfanzheedudemuguangdao：
“yaoganma？dangranshisongnihuijiale！”
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“nibamaxianzaiyinggaihaimeishuiba？”
wenyan，dongshuixianhedehunshenfazhan。
tabazhetielong，kukuaiqiudao：
“sangyi，niyaozenmeyangnvedaiwowodoubufankangle。”
“keshi，ninengbunengbuyaonaodaowojialiqu，qiuqiunile。”
shuozhe，tayebuguangzangechou，padeyisheng，guizailezhushishang。
“laozheng，zhengfumin，nishuohuaa！”
“laogong，gongtiejun，nibangbangwo，zhende，yihouniyaozenmeyangduidaiwodoukeyi，nixianzaibangbangwohaoma？”
danhenkuai，dongshuixiancaizhidao，emengcaiganggangkaishi。
cheqidongle，qianhouhaiyoulianglianghuweikaidaodexiaoche。
erzaizhedongshuixiandexiaohuoche，yidaorenyanxishaodeluduan，likekaishile‘jiliejiashi’。
yijiaoyoumenjingenzhejicha！
fangfoyoumenhejichajiushilianggeyinyoudeanjianyiban，lunfankuaisucaidong。
erchedouneidedongshuixian，genbenweichibulebandiandepingheng，zaichedouneilaihuifangun。
yaobushizhushizhiyouqianqiandeyiceng，tachadiandouxuannizailezhushidehaiyangli。
jinlilemanzhangdebangexiaoshizhemo，yizhongaigourenshi，zhongyuzaizhedongshuixian，huijiale！
tamenyoujiangqianyinshengtaozaidongshuixianshang，kaidongguangchangwuyinxiang，danaoqiledongshuixianlaojia。
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