xumoxiebingyanshiyiweiputongren，queyinweiyiwaishijianerbeijuanruleshenmidemaoxianzhilv。zailalaxiaonanguadexiaoshuo《chilaishenqingbicaojian，wopanchujianikusha》zhong，xumoxiebingyanjiangmianlingezhongtiaozhanhekunnan，tongshiyejieshilehuobanhediren。tongguoyongganhecongmingcaizhi，xumoxiebingyanzhujianjiekaileyigegemituan，bingfaxianlezijineixindeliliang。xiebingyannalirongrendelezheiyangdeshiqing？dangjijiuzaizhuozishangxunzhaojiechi，dangkandaojiechijiufangzaipangbian，shangmianhaizhanzheyixiexianxue。……jiangrangduzhechenjinzaichongmanjingxiheqiyudeshijiezhong。
meiyouduojiu，waimianzaicixiangqipaochedeshengyin，youyouyigeshaonvkaizhechehuilai。
cheshangxialaisangenvhai，yigechuanzhenvshixizhuang，yigechuanzhebaiyidagua，lingwaiyigechuanzhejujiaqunzi，qinglituosu。
chuanzhejujiaqunzideshilaoerxuxuehui，yigedaxueyinlelaoshi。
chuanzhenvshixizhuangdeshilaosixupandi，yigejingyinglvshi，yixiangyisibugoudemoyang。
erchuanzhebaiyidaguade，naishilaowuxushuying，yigeyiyuandewaikeyisheng。
“nimenshenmeshihoumeiyouxumodelianxifangshide？doumeiyoujitamaiguoshouji？”xiebingyanwendao。
“meiyou！woquniannianzhongdeshihou，batadeweixinhelianxifangshidoushanle，tayiqianjingchangdadianhuajiwo，yingxianggongzuo！”laowuxushuyingshuodao。
“woyeshi！”xuxuehui：“quniannianzhongdeshihou，wozaiwaimian，tahuranmaochulai，chadianbeixuexiaolimianderenkandao，wojiubatashanle！tayoushihouhuizaiwoshangkedeshihou，dadianhuajiwo，bulaheibuxing！”
xiebingyanmeiyouxiangdaozheimeduorendoushanlexumodelianxifangshiheweixin，youxiechijing，yushizhuantoukanzhelaosi。
“laosinini？nishibushiyeshanletadeweixinhelianxifangshi？”
“neiyeguaibudewoa！woyoushihouzhengzaikaiting，tabuduandifaxiaoxijiwo，wonalirendezhua？”laosixupandiyilianwugudeshuodao：“ruoshiwobushanta，takongpayehuigenduifudajieyiyang，buduandesaoraowo！”
“jiushi！ma，xumogenbenjiubushiren！nibuzhidao，tayouyicijingranquwomenxuexiaozhaowo！tapingshenmequzhaowo？”xuxuehuimadao：“ruoshibubatashanle，takongpadoubuxiaoting！xianzaijiuhenhaoa！tayagenbugansaoraowomen！”
xiebingyanhexudemingkanzhejigenver，zhouqimeitou。
“laoda，nini？niyeshi？”
xuwantingshenweidajie，qishigenxumodeguanxihaibucuo。
jidexumogangganghuixufudeshihou，tajingchangquzhaodajieliaotian，dajiexuwantingduitayebucuo。
anzhaoxiebingyandexiangfa，xuwantingyinggaibuhuishancaishi。
xuwantingkanzhezhongren，yishizhijian，meiyouhuida。
chenmoleyixia，tashuodao：“wodaoshimeiyoushanchu，buguowobatalaheile！quniannianzhongdeshihou，taqulewomengongsi，wopobudeyi，rangbaoanbatahongchuqu！”
“yejiushishuo，xianzaijialimeiyourenyoutadelianxifangshi？”xiebingyantingmingbaile，liansedouheilexialai。
“yejiushishuo，xianzaijiulianxumoshifouyoushouji？shenmehaoma？nimendoubuzhidao！”
xumannidunangshuodao：“zheiyangguaibudewomena！sheirangtaneimetaorenyan？ma，nijiubiedanxinle，guojitiantajiuhuihuiliuliudehuilaide！daoshihouzaiwentajiukeyile！woxianshuoming，wojueduibujiataweixinheshoujihaole，shengdefanwo！”
“我也是！”
“woyeshi，jueduibujia！”
老二和老五也说道。
xiebingyanjianci，yetanlekouqi，duizhexuwantingshuodao：“laoda，nihelaosiquxumodefangjianzhaoyizhao，kankanyoumeiyoutadelianxifangshi！”
“e！”xuwantinghelaosixupandiyebuhaoshuoshenme，chaozhexumodefangjianzouqu。
xumodefangjianzaibieshuerlou。
zheigefangjianyuanbenshibaomufang，youzhaiyouxiao，xumohuilaizhihou，kaolvdaobunengrangxumotaipiao，jitamenxujiareshi，suoyibianbataanpaizaizheigefangjianzhongzanzhu。
xudeminghexiebingyanneishihoudeshuofashi，ruoshixumonenggoudadaotamenyaoqiudechengji，zhengshihuidaoxujia，tajiukeyihuanquqitadefangjianjizhu。
xumoduicifeichangmanyi，yijinlaijiukaixindebudele。
xianzaihuixiangqilai，tayijingzaizheigexiaofangjianzhongzhulesinianzhijiu，jialiyizhimeiyoujitagenghuanxindefangjian。
“dajie，neixumojiujingshiyoushenmemaobing？haiduanjueguanxi？jianzhijiurangtaxiaodiaodayale！jiujingshisheijiaotadea？”laosixupandichaoxiaodao。
xuwantingkanletayiyan，zhoulexiameitou：“laosi，qunianniandi，nizhibuzhidaoxumodiuleshouji？”
laosixupandiyileng，xiaodao：“zhidaoa！buguozheiguanwoshenmeshiqing？youbushiwonongdiutadeshoujide！”
“nizhidao，nibujitamaihuilai？”xuwantingdingzheta。
“zheiguanwoshenmeshi？dajienikebieguaiwo！bamadoumeiyoujitamai，wopingshenmemaijitaa？zaishuo，nibuyemeiyoumaima？”laosixupandikanzheyilianwugu。
xuwantingyiting，tandao：“wotingmashuo，wutianqian，bamayiqidaleyitayidun，batadetoujidapole！”
“a？”xupandichijing，dengdayanjing：“neitazhendeyaolikaizanmenjiale？”
xuwantingbushuohuale，lianseningzhong，xunsuzoudaoxumodefangjianzhongtuikaimen。
dangtachaozhelimiankanleyiyan，buyouyileng。
“yi？”laosixupandiyechijing。
zhijianfangjianlimianganganjingjingde，jihumeiyouduoyudezawu，beizidouyijingdieleqilai，haoxiangdoufukuaiyiban，baifangdezhengzhengqiqi。
zheifangjianhenxiao，dagaizhiyouliuqipingfang，zhinengfangxiayizhangchuang，lianggechuangtoujuheyigeyiju。
zheixiedongxibaifangzailimian，yijingxiandefeichangyongji。
zaichuangtoujushang，baifangzheyigexiangkuang，shangmianyoujizhangzhaopian，dabufendoushiquanjiafu。
chuangtaishangyangzhejiguanzilvzhiheyixiemuouwanju，chucizhiwai，meiyouduoyudezawu。
xuwantingmeiyouxiangdaoxumodefangjianshizheiyang，buyouchayi：“laosi，niduojiumeiyoulaiguoxumodefangjianle？”
“a？woconglaimeiyoulaiguoa！”laosixupandishuodao：“dabandehaitingganjingde！zanmenzhaoyizhao，shuobudingyoutadelianxifangshi！”
shuozhe，jiuchaozhelimianfanzhao。
tamendakaileyiju，faxianlimianguazhejijianyifu，chucizhiwai，yijingmeiyouqitadedongxi。
“zheijianyifu……”xuwantingkanzheyijulimiandeyifu，buyoucumei：“laosi，nijixumomaiguoyifuma？”
“woweishenmeyaomaijitaa？tayoubumaijiwo！”xupandishuodao。
“wosihu……”xuwantingxianglexiang，shuodao：“wosihumaiguoyijian，shizheiyijian，tagangganghuidaoxujiadeshihou，wodaitahejunzheyiqiqumaide！haiyouzheijian，wojideshilaoermaijitade！yeshisinianqianmaide！”
xupandichayidao：“dajienishuozheixieganma？zhaohaomaa！”
“zheishuangxiewoyejide！zheishilaowumaijitade！”xuwantingcongyijuxiamianqulaiyishuangxie，kanleyiyan，zhoulezhoumeitou：“haishixinde，sihumeiyouchuanguo！”
“yi？”xupandichayi。
“nihelaosanlaoliumeiyoujitamaiguo！yinggai！”xuwantingshuodao。
youtanlekouqi：“chuletahuilaideneiyici，zheisinianlai，womensihumeiyoujitamaiguorenhedongxi！”
laosixupandiyiting，weiweichayi。
“jie，nixiangshuoshenmea？tayoubuquezheixie！zanmenxujiashenmemeiyou？”
“bu！taque！tayinggaishiquede！”xuwantingchenmoleyixiadao：“woquhanzhaomaguolaikankan！zhaomayinggaizhidao！”
“哦？”
xuwantingchuquhanzhaoma，zhaomahenkuaijiuganleguolai。
“daxiaojie，nihanwo？”
“zhaoma！wowenyixia，xumozaiwomenxujia，youduoshaohuanxideyifu？”xuwantingwendao。
“zheige……”zhaomakanlekanliangren，dunshiyouxieweinan。
xuwantingjiantabushuo，youwendao：“xumozoudeshihou，daileduoshaoyifulikai？jialiqitaren，youjitamaiguoyifuma？”
zhaomajiantazheimewen，buyouzhongzhongdetanlekouqi：“daxiaojie，niyezhidao，dajiadoubuxihuanmoshaoye，zheizhongshiqing……womenxiarenyebuhaoshuoshenme！moshaoyenayoushenmeyifu？jiushiliangtaoxiaofu！”
“什么？”
shunjian，xuwantingruzaoleiji，zhenggerendoudaizhule。
dengdayanjing，nanyizhixin。
“moshaoyejushuoyiqianshiyigeguer，zaiwaimianliulanglexujiu，tazaizheilideshihou，yemeiyougenwoshuoguoyifubugouchuan，chuleliangtaoxiaofuzhiwai，tayinggaihaiyouliangjianwaitao！neiliangjianwaitao，shitatoutouzaiwaimianzuojianzhihuanlaide，tabuganzaijialishuo，haipafurenmata！”zhaomayouyoutandao，chaozhelimiankanleyiyan：“buguomoshaoyexianzaihaoxiangdoudaizoule！”
xuwantingyiting，dunshiyouxiehuangzhang。
“nei，neixiezini？tayouduoshaoxiezi？”
“xiezi？”zhaomachayileyixia，shuodao：“daoshiyouyishuang，tayinggaishichuanzoule！neishuangxiezihaipoleyigedong，beitayongzhenxianfengqilaile！moshaoyeyiqianhaizhaowojiezhenxian！moshaoyemeiyoushuohaiyouqitaxiezi，woyemeiyoujiantachuanguo！”
xuwantingdaizhule：“yejiushishuo，taneishuangqiuxie，chuanlesinian！”
“yinggaishi！buguomoshaoyemeiyoushuoshenme，tashuopolegedong，buyibujiuhaole！houlaitazijiyongzhenxianbuhaole，xianzaiyinggaihaizaichuanzhe！”zhaomatandao。
xuwantingzaiciruzaoleiji，dengdayanjing。
laosixupandiyezhoulezhoumeitou，liansehuranyouxieningzhong。
tahuranmingbaileshenme，xunsuhuitouzaifangjianlimianzhaoleyixia。
faxianfangjianlimiandeyifuhexieziqueshibuduo。
youyishuangqiuxie，danshiqueshixinde，jinjinchuanguoyicijiumeiyouchuanle，yijingbeixumoyongbaoxianmobaoleqilai，xianzaixianggenxindeyiyang。
zhiyuyifu，daduoyedoushiruci。
xuwantingzhanzaifangjiannei，huixiangqizheisinianxumodouzaizheilishenghuo，huixiangzijijianguoxumodediandiandidi。
tahuranganjuedaoleng，biantishengleng。
“zheisinianlai，bamayinggaiyemeiyoujitamaiguodongxi！zheigefangjian，qishishibaomufang！womenjiemeigengjiabuyongshuole，nimeiyou，laoerlaosankendingyemeiyou，laowugengjiameiyoule！”xuwantingshenxileyikouqi，zhijuedequanshendouleng。
“neitazaizanmenjia……ganleshenme？”
laosixupandizouhuilaishuodao：“bahemayinggaijiletayixieqian，rangtazijimai，tazijibumai，yuansheia？”
“bu，bamayinggaimeiyoujiguotaduoshaoqian！wojidemashuoguohaipataxuehuai，haipatazaiwaimianreshi，meigeyuejitagouchifandeqianjiukeyile！mahaiwenguozhaoshu，yibanhaiziduoshaoqian？zhaoshushuomeigeyuewubaikuai，houlaimajiumeigeyuejitawubaikuai！”
xuwantingshuozheshuozhe，shenxileyikouqi：“zheixienian，mayinggaimeiyouzhangguotadelinghuaqian！kendingmeiyouzhangguo！zheidoushijialidecaiwuzaifalinghuaqian，mayinggaimeiyouquzhaoguocaiwu！”
“meigeyuewubaikuai？”laosixupandiyejingdaile，dengdayanjing：“zhendejiade？mayigeyuecaijitawubaikuailinghuaqian？”
“woquwenyiwenmajiuzhidaole！”xuwantingyebuganxiangxinzheiyangdeshiqing，zhijuedexinzhonghuranfeichangxinhuang。
jieheqianjitianxumonachulaideguanxiduanjueshu，zheiyangdeshiqing，sihubiandefeichangbuputongle。
jialiren，jihudouyijinggentaduanlelianxi。
taxunsuchaozhewaimianzouqu。
“wanting，fangjianyoumeiyoutadelianxifangshi？”
xiebingyanyuxudemingyijingzaichidianxinlingshi，jiantamenzouhuilai，zhoumeiwendao。
xuwantingkanzhebama，xianglexiang，shuodao：“meiyou！womenzaifangjianzhaole，meiyoutadeshoujihaoma！”
“gaisi！zheigeniziyaoqisiwoma？”xiebingyanhuorandanu。
xuwantingkanleyixialaosixupandi，ranhoucaikaikou：“ma！zheisinian，ninmeigeyuejixumoduoshaoqianlinghuaqian？tayouqianzaiwaimianshenghuoma？”
“zheige……”xiebingyanhaizainaonu，tingdaozheijuhuazhihou，zhoulezhoumeitou：“niwenzheigezuoshenme？taxianzaibushimeiyouhuilaima？”
“wojiushiyouxiehaoqitashenshangyoumeiyouqian？ninhebajiletaduoshaoqian？rangtarucidadan？”xuwantingdao。
xiebingyanzhoulexiameitou，huranzhuantoukanzhexudeming：“xudeming，nimeigeyuejitaduoshaoqian？taxianzaishenshangyouduoshaoqian？”
“tamendeqianbushinijidema？”xudemingwendao：“nizhunei，wozhuwai，zaojiushuohaole！”
“nimeiyoujitaqian？”xiebingyanchayi。
“wonayoushijianjitaqian？wotiantianmangzhegongsideshiqing，mangdejiaotoulane，genbenmeikongguanjialideshiqing！jialiyoucaiwu，niwencaiwujiushile！”xudemingshuodao。
xiebingyanyouxiebuxiangxinxudemingmeiyoujiqian，nudao：“ruoshitashenshangmeiyouqian，taganlijiachuzou？tashenshangkendingyoubushaoqian！”
shuozhe，tanaqishoujidaleyigedianhua：“wei，xiaoli，nimencaiwuneibianmeigehaizimeigeyuejiduoshaoqian？xumomeigeyuejiduoshao？”
“shenme？ee，wozhidaole？nineibianmeicuoba？”xiebingyanshenqingzhongmaochuyisichijing。
“meicuo！furen，zanshinindezhishi，yizhidoushiwubaiyigeyue！zheijinian，yizhidoumeiyoubianguo！”dianhualimianderenkaikou。
“ee！wozhidaole！”xiebingyanguaduanledianhua，zhouqimeitou。
“duoshao？”xuwantingdingzhemuqin，shenqingmaochuyisijinzhang。
xiebingyankanlexiazhongren，tandao：“wubai！xiaolishuo，zheisinianlai，doushiwubaikuaimeigeyue！wojidezheijuhuashiwoshuode，jiuhaipatachulaizhadao，huaqiandashoudajiao，wubaikeyikongzhitaluanhuaqian！”
“吸——”
cihuayichu，zhongrendouxileyikouqi。
tebieshixuwantinghelaosixupandi，lianshangdoumaochuyisizhenjing。
“wubai？meigeyuejitawubaikuai？”henmingxian，xudemingyechijingle。
xiebingyanlengxiaodao：“tamaoshoumaojiao，yishenchoumaobing，shoujiaohaibuganjing，jingchangtoudongxi，wojitawubaiyijingsuanduole！ebusitajiuxing！”
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