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《chaonenglibaoxiaodan》zheibuxiaoshuogousibucuo，qianhuhouying，laotaipoziwenbihenhao，siweihuoyue，linxiaomanxiaolinshigaishudezhuyaorenwu，xiaoshuoneirongjiexuan:zhangnuliweichizhexiongshenesha、danyanshenshenchumingxianyoudianpiaohuhexinxudelian……judadehuangmiuganchongdanlekongju，……

精彩章节

xingzhengbugongweiqudekongqi，yongyuanmimanzheyiguchennianzhizhang、lianjiatanfenhewushengyuanqidehunheweidao。linxiaoman，

mingzijituozhediema“xiaomanjian”demeihaozhuyuan，cikequexiangkebeiaguotoudesuancai，

nianbabadixianzaiyizuoyougezhongyanse、daxiao、hoududezhizhangduiqierchengde“baoxiaoshan”li。“pa！

”youyitadanjubeihaobuliuqingdipaizaitamianqian，bianyuanshenzhisaodaoletabijian。caiwubuwangjie，

rensongwaihao“tiemianpanguan”，jugaolinxia，shengyinxiangbingzhuizi：“xiaolin，shichangbuzhangzongdezhaodaifei，

piaotiedegenchouxianghuaside！zhongzuo！xiabanqianjiwo！

”tazhijiandianzhejizhangzhoubaba、zhanzhekeyiyouzidefapiao，

yanshenlixiemanle“nizheidianxiaoshidouganbuhao”debiyi。linxiaomankanzheneidui“chouxianghua”，

youkankanzijizhuoshangduijirushan、dengdaishenhe、fenlei、zhantie、luruxitongdedanjubaolei，

ganjuehuxidoukunnanle。chuangwaiyangguangzhenghao，tongshimentaolunzhexiabanqunajucan，xiaoshengxiangzhenyiyangzhajinerduo。

erta，xingzhengbushiwulianzuididuandexiaotouming，gongzitiaoshangdeshuziyongyuanzaiwenbaoxian“xiaoman”jizhi，

queyaozaizheipianzhidehaiyanglinibi。yiguyayiletaijiutaijiudebeifen，hunhezhejiabanguodudexuanyungan，

猛地冲上头顶。

zheshouligangzhenglihao、youbeiwangjiedahuilaideyidiechalvfapiao（qizhongyizhanghuochepiaoshenzhibeichashuijinshileyijiao，

zijimohu），juewangdi、yongjinzuihouyisiliqizaixinlipaoxiao：“**goule！shougoule！

yaoshizheixiepozhi……zheixieyongyuanyetiebuwan、shenbuwan、fansirendepobaoxiaodan！nengzijixiaoshigaiduohaoa！！

tongtongjiwoxiaoshi！like！mashang！**”wushengdenahanzaitanaohailizhakai。jiuzaizheiyishun！

tashoulizuanzhedeneizhangshilulu、bianyuanjuanqudehuochepiao，haowuzhengzhaodi、juliedi**doudong**qilai！

bushifengchuide，shineizhonghuowubande、daizheqianglieqingxudezhenzhan！“pu！”yishengqingxiang，

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zailinxiaomandengdeliuyuan、chongmanjingkonghenanyizhixindemuguangzhushixia，neizhangkeliandehuochepiao，

rutongbeiyizhiwuxingdeshoucubaodirounie、suxing、chongqi……jiuzaitazhangxin！ta**pengzhang**le！

ta**bianxing**le！ta……**huo**le！

zhebaoxiaopingzhengteyoudejuchimaobian、shentishangyinzhemohuchecihe“erdengzuo”ziyangde……**pikaqiu**！

zhipikaqiuxianranduizijidedanshengfangshijiqibuman。tameiyoumaorongrongdezhigan，zhiyouzhizhangdecuixianghelengjiao。

tayongneishuangtongyangyoubaoxiaodansuipianzuchengde、waiwainiuniudeheisedoudouyan，

fennudidengleyiyanbata“sheng”chulaidelinxiaoman，youmengdiniutou，

waineitaizhengzaifachu“gazhigazhi”zaoyin、wuqingtuzhexinbaoxiaodandecaiwubulaoshizhenshidayinji——neizaoyin，

fangfoshiduitazhipianshengmingdezhongjichaofeng！“pi——ka——jiu！！！

”yishengjianrui、niuqu、daizhezhizhimocashengdepaoxiao，wanquanbutongyudonghualidemengyin！

zhipikaqiusaibangzibuwei（neilizhenghaoshipiaojiajinedeshuziqu），mengdiguqi，

wushuximidelanbaisedianhurutongbaozaodexiaoshe，shunjianpamantaquanshen！“zila——！！！

”yidaowankoucu、cimudaojidiandelanbaiseshandian，daizhehuimieyiqiedeqixi，

congzhipikaqiude“lianjia”jisheerchu！mubiaojingzhunwubi——neitaigaisidedayinji！“hong！！！！

”zheneryulongdebaozhasheng！bansuizhelingjiansisanfeijian、heiyangungunshengqi！dayinji，

liantongtaganggangdayinchulai、haidaizheyoumorehuqidebanmiduogaobaoxiaodanxiaoshan，

zaisuoyourenmudengkoudaidezhushixia，shunjianbeikuangbaodedianliuqihua、dianran，

huaweileyiduijiaoheide、maozheqingyandefeitiehezhihui！kongqilimimankainongliedechouyanghezhizhangranshaodejiaohuwei。

zhenggekaifangshibangongqu，siyibanjijing。jianpanqiaojishengtingle。dianhua**yale。

taolunjucandexiaoshengningguzailianshang。suoyourendedongzuodouxiangbeianxialezantingjian，

muguangqishuashuadijujiaozaixingzhengbuneigejiaoluo，

……yijitashoulineigehaizai“zizi”maozhecanyudianhuohua、yilian“laozihenbushuang”dezhipianpikaqiushenshang。

“shei——gan——de——？！！”yishengbaonudaojidiandepaoxiao，rutongpingdijinglei，

mengdicongzoulangjintouzhakai！laobanchenzong，

yigepingshihaisuanruya、cikequeyindayinjicananermianmuzhengningdezhongniannanren，xiangyitoubeijinudexiniu，

dongdongdongdichongleguolai，pixiecaizaidibanshangrutongzhangu！taneishuangpenhuodeyanjingsaoguoyipianlangjiedecaiwuqu，

zuizhong，sisidingzailezhaoshizhe——linxiaoman，

yijitashoulineigezhengzaimanmanbianhuiyizhangzhoubaba、bianyuanjiaoheidehuochepiaode“xiongqi”shenshang。

judadekongjushunjianjuezhulelinxiaoman！laobandenuhuorutongshizhideyanjiang，zhuoshaozhetadeshenjing。tahunshenjiangying，

danaoyipiankongbai，xiayishidizaixinlifengkuangqidao：“wanlewanlewanle！laobanyaoshalewo！tayaokaichuwo！

takendingzaixiangzenmemasiwokouguangwogongzirangwopeidayinji……”jiuzaitazheijuewangdeniantoushengqidechanei！

yibianzaisheng！laobanchenzongneiyouguangzengliang、yinfennuerweiweifanguangdenaomenzhengshangfang，

pingkongchuxianleyigejudade、bantoumingde、xiangjilemanhuaduihuakuangde**qipaokuang**！qipaokuangli，

yixingqingxiwubi、daizhelaobanbenrenyuqiqiangdiaodewenzi，

rutonggundongdanmubanpiaoguo：**【“zheipodayinjizaogaihuanle！zhenghaozoubaoxian！

……buguozheixiaolinzenmehuishi？tashouligangcaineihuangbulajideshigesha？pikaqiu？huanjue？

zuowanpeikehuhejiajiule？

”】**qipaokuanglidezihaizaigundong：**【“……fangdaizheigeyueyaohaisanwaner！made！

……erzineigeguojishuxuejingsaibanyouzhangjiale！qiangqiana！……laopozuotiankanzhonggeaimashidebao，

anshiwojiehunjinianri……zheirizimeifaguole！！！”】**zilixingjian，

chongmanlezhongniannanrendejiaolv、wunaihesuisuinian，yutacikewaibiaodebaonuxingchenglehuangdanjuelundeduibi！

linxiaoman：“！！！”tajingkongdiwuzhulezijidezui，yanzhuzichadiandiaochulai。

laobandexinsheng……jiuzheime……piaochulaile？！zheihaimeiwan！sihushiyinweitagangcaidekongjuqingxutaiguoqianglie，

neiqipaokuangbujinmeixiaoshi，fanergengjianingshile，laobanneixinshenchudepaoxiaohaizaijixu：**【“buxing！

dewenzhu！xianhouzhuchangmian！……dayinjishixiao，weiyanshida！……zheixiaolinkanzhedai，

bieshiyoushenmeteyigongnengba？……yaobukaichu？……buxing，kaichuyaopein+1，

xianzaiqianjin……yaobu……hehuhehuta？

”】**linxiaomankanzhelaobantoudingneibuduanshuaxinde“neixinosdanmu”，

zhangnuliweichizhexiongshenesha、danyanshenshenchumingxianyoudianpiaohuhexinxudelian……judadehuangmiuganchongdanlekongju，

tazuijiaobushoukongzhidichouchuleyixia。laobansihuyechajuedaoleshenmebuduijing。

tamengditaitoukanlekanzijitouding（dangranshenmeyekanbudao），youhuyidikanxianglinxiaomanneifujianleguidebiaoqing，

meitouzhoudegengjin，zhengyaokaikoujixupaoxiao——“wangjie！zheikafeiyetainanheleba！genshuaguoshuiside！

xingzhengbucaigounengbunengzoudianxina！”xiecili，xiaoshoubuneigeyizuisuizhuchengdeliming，

duanzhebeizicongchashuijianchulai，yilianxianqididashengbaoyuan，shituhuanjielaobandailaidediqiya。

suoyourendemuguangshunjianbeixiyinguoqu。linxiaomanyebeizheituruqilaidebaoyuanxiyinlezhuyili，

xiayishidichaoliminghetashoulidekafeibeikanleyiyan。

xinliganggangyinweilaobanxinshengdailaideneidianhuangmiuganhaimeixiaosan，

hunzazheyisiduilimingpingshizongaizhishouhuajiaodebuman，yigemohudeniantoubushoukongzhidipiaoguo：“nanhe？

rangnizuiqian！zuihaohuniyilian……”“puji！”yishengzhannideqingxiang。

limingshoulineibeihaimaozhereqidelianjiasurongmeishikafei，haowuzhengzhaodi、juliedi**niuqu**qilai！

zongheisedeyetixiangfeitengyiyangfangun！xiayimiao！

yizhishilulu、huanini、youzhanchoukafeiyegouchengde、haidaizhenaipaomode**shenhesehuozhangyu**，

mengdicongbeikoudanshechulai！batiaochushoudaizhekafeideyuwen，jingzhunwubidi、hulelimingyigemanliankaihua！

“ao——！！！”limingfachuyishengqilidecanjiao，

shouwuzudaodiqubalalianshangneizhiniudongzhede、sanfazhenongyu**weidaode“zhangyu”，

kafeizhiyehunhezhe“zhangyu”dezhanyehuletayitouyilian，langbeibukan。“puchi……”yourenmeirenzhu，

xiaochulesheng，suijiganjinwuzhuzui。linxiaomanchedishihua。kanzheliminglianshangde“kafeizhangyu”xunsushiquhuoxing，

bianhuiyitanputongde、angzangdekafeizi……taditou，kanlekanzijideshou。yigebinglengyouzhuorederenzhi，

rutongshandianbanpijintadenaohai：**tanengtingjianbierendexinsheng（youqishiqianglieqingxuxiade）！

****erqie！tadeyinian……nengrangdongxi（tebieshigenbaoyuan、gongzuoxiangguandedongxi）……bianchenghuowu？！

**“he~mouxierena，nengliyejiupeizaixingzhengbutietiefapiaole，gaochuzheimedadongjing，zhenshi……zeze。