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bababeitazheijichuhuahuoernongdejinzhanggouqiang，dingzhexiaoqinchazaipangbiandexiangtouyidongbugandong。
meizadini，taetouyijingmaochuleyicengxihan。
“yaonie！haibukuaigun！！”
fangdashiyouduizhewonumuyuanzheng，zhuaqidamijiuchaowoshenshangdaleqilai，“danishen，danijin，danihunpojingyoujing！wufengzushiyejijirulvling！！”
“疼！”
wochitongdebaozhugebo，mingmingzhishiyixiemili，kezadaoshenshang，queyouyizhongbeidingzizhadaodeganjue，henjianruideteng，jiuyuedeqiulaohuhaihenzao，baitianhenre，wozuijinquehenpaleng，chumendouchuanzheborongwaitao，anshuomilidoupengbudaowo，pianpiantameirengyixia，jiugenzhijiezhaworouliside，tengdewozuilisisizuoxiang，jihudouyaozhanbuzhule！
“lianglaobannikanjianmeiyou，niguniangtengdedoujiaohuanle！”
xiaoqinkanzhewodefanyingjiujibabazuoqijieshuo，“zheijiushuoming，xiechongyaochulaile！ninhaijuedeliuwanbuzhidangma，ninnverzongbuhuishiwomendetuoba，womenfangdashidebenshixianglaibuchanjia，ninajiuqiaohaoba，zheixiangmashangjiuhuimiele，mielejiushuomingxiechongbeiganpaole，huitoufangdashizaimianfeijininsongyixia，ninguniangjiuchedimeishierle！”
“哎，好。”
babayoujingyouju，manshidanxindekanzhewo，“xuxu，nijianchiyixia，mashangjiuhao，mashang……”
“好疼……”
wojinbaozhegebo，xiongqiandehushenfuretangtangde，beimizadaodedifangrutongyizhibeici，fangdashibutingdidamayaonie，weizhewosaleyiquandami，zuihouyoubamiduizhewodelianshangza，“yaonie！kuaidianqiurao，chulai！nijiwochulai！！”
“啊！”
wotuileyibu，lianshanghuoshaohuoliao，youyizhongyaobeizachengfengwomeidecuojue，jiuzaiwotengdeyaorenwukerendeshihou，yanqianshudishanguoyidaobaiying，zaiwohefangdashizhijiandekongxili，souyixiajiuguoqule！
fangdashihaimeifaxian，rengzhuamizawo，wogangyaotixingta，‘teng’~！deyisheng，jiaobianhuranzheqilehuo！
“起火了！”
babafanyinglingmin，zhuazhewojiujiukaodaoleqiangbian，shengpawobeihuoshaodao！
焦糊味儿弥漫开来。
sanluozaididemilibeishaodepipazuoxiang！
“咋会起火呀。”
xiaoqinyouxieshayan，fangdashiyemengleyiliangmiao，gangyaotaijiaobahuocaimie，tashoulinazhedeciwan‘paca！’yishengwuzisuile！
“！！！”
方大师一个激灵！
chadianbeisuicipianzibengdao！
“kuaikuaikuai，jiaoshuiya！”
babanachulechaofandeyingbiannengli，jiantaliangdoushalengzaiyuandi，babayigejianbuchongdaozhuozipang，linguochahuhuanglehuang，kanlimianyoushuijiuduizhedishangshaojiaodedamiyiyang！
刺啦~！！
bixichuquanshihubaweier。
haozaifangdashijiashishuinidimian，huobuda，youmeiqiyoushadeyinhuo，shuiyiguoqu，jiuquanmiele。
“fangdashi，ninmeishierba。”
babamielehuo，kanfangdashihaizailengshen，“shaqingkuangya，ninzheishijiquzoule，haishimeiqucheng？”
fangdashichunjiaodongledong，zhuantoujiukanxiaoqinshangdexiang，yiyanguoqu，ganggangzhimaoyandexiangjiuqileminghuo，shaodehuojuyiban，fangdashiyihuang，zhizhejiudao，“kuaikuaikuai，neixiang，xiangyouzhele！”
babahulihaishengdiandier，jiezheyiyang，yidianmeilangfei，quanfuwule！
daihuochedipumie，fangdashiningqilemei，kanxiangshaodeheiququdexiang，nannandedao，“haizhenshigelihaichaziya……”
“哥！”
xiaoqinturanhanqilai，yaoxiadanleside，“gegegegege……”
“ze，woshuoduoshaobianle，kanshiershiyaojiaodashi。”
fangdashidengxiangta，“zuozhulinijiudenachu……”
“哥你快看！！”
xiaoqingubushangdeyangzi，zhizhebeishaoguodedimian，“youyouyouyouzi！！”
“什么字！”
fangdashibunaifandekanguoqu，yandangshijiuzhile。
wotengleyibian，kaozhebiancedeqiangmian，shentixutuoleside，xiaoqinyihan，woyekanguoqu，zhijianganggangshaoguodedami，xiangshibeisheijulongzaiyiqi，heihuhude，beibaichengyigedadade‘si’zi。
死？
zuizhanglezhang，wochunjiaojuranguiyideshangtiao，zichaoban。
xinlihenpa，kekanzhezheigezi，quemingbai，zheishitiaoxin，guizaitiaoxin。
xiangzheganggangdebaiying，heilianguizoule，youlaigebaisede？
接力啊这是。
“哥……”
xiaoqinyanleyantuomo，“nidemishisaluokaide，zenmeshaoyebuzhiyuchengzheigezi，wanhaisuile……”takanleyanxiang，“zanzhiqianquxie，xiangmielejiuqihuo，neigangcaibudanmeimie，haishaoneimegao……yaobu，lianglaobanzheihuozanjiusuanle，rangtamenlingqinggaomingba。”
huawoyigexiaohaierdoutingdongle。
事儿很明显嘛。
duifanghenlihai，fangdashiweibiyouzijishuodeneimeshenyong。
fangdashimeijiechaer，babalianseanxialai，shiwangzhongjiazazhekongjuhebuan。
wuneixianruduanzandechenji，banshang，fangdashihechukouqi，gangyaoshuohua，kongqizhongwuduanchuanchunvrendejiaoxiaosheng，“hahahahahahahaha~~hahahahaha~”
woyiweizhiyouwotingdaole，meixiangdaozhongrenbiaoqingdoushiyijing！
“谁在笑？！”
xiaoqindengdayan，mangmangrandekanxiangsizhou，“ge，nimentingdaolema？shei！！”
“gegege~hahahahahaha~”
nvrenxiaodeguailiguaiqide，shengyinhuyuanhujin，piaodanglejigelaihui，jiujiaranerzhile。
“哥！有鬼呀！！”
xiaoqinyibajiangfangdashibaozhu，“hesiwole！gangyourenzaiwoerbianchuiqierage！bachengshigenvsaiguiya！！”
“xuxu，nikandaolema？”
babaliansehencha，“sheizaixiao？”
woxinjiujiude，“wozhikanjianleyidaoshanguodebaiying。”
dabaitiandounengzheiyang，taimaole。
“那咱赶紧回吧。”
babahuanlehuan，“fangdashiya，zheishierkanlaibunengmafanninle，chenzhetianmeihei，womenxianhuile，buranzouyelu，wodanxinwei……”
“擦他妈的。”
babahaimeidengshuowan，fangdashijiutuchuzanghua，babazhenglexia，jiujianzheifangdashibunaifandetuikaitashenshangshulansidexiaoqin，yaoyaqiechidao，“wofangtianhouchudaobanian，touyihuiyudaozheimechangkuangde，shaowodequshami，suiwodedingshawan，haiganhuaiwodezhenhuoxiang，**gebide，zhendangwomeibenshima，laozijinwanfeimieleta！！”
“neige，fangdashi……”
babamanganfu，“ninxianbiejidong，woxiaonverzhaoredezangdongxidequehenlihai，yuanxianyiweijiuyige，houlaicaizhidaoshiyiqun，shibuxiangman，woqinjieyehuidiandaofa，weizheishierdouchidakuile，nina，biechongdong，benshiwoyekandaole，jiushiduifuzheigedongxinengchadian，woya，buxiangninshoushang，womenjiuxian……”
“lianglaoban，ninqinjieshinamennapai？！”
方大师还来劲了！
“tameimenmeipai，jiushixuefo，zixuede……”
“neigenwonengbidelema？”
fangdashimeitouyitiao，“wozheishizushangchuande！wofangtianhou，wodiefangwenyin，woyeyefangyaoqiang，nayigebushengminghehe，lianglaoban，wonaniqiancai，jiutinixiaozai，jinwanshuoshenmedoudebazangdongxidelailunongmingbaile！”
wolianjiawuduanzhanlezhan，tashuozheihuadeshentaizazheimeyanshu？
好像三姑之前……
“别别别。”
babagujisanguneiqingkuangzaicifasheng，mangdao，“fangdashi，jianmianfeiyiqianwuwozheijiujini，lingwaiwoduofuniwubaikuaixinkufei，dangzuopeizheiwanqianle……qiyude，wozhenjiubumafanle，anquandiyi，anquandiyiya！”
wogenzhediantou，zantongbabajueding。
bushi‘shouyantongtian’degaoren，haishibuyaotangwozheihunshuile。
“你质疑我？”
fangdashizhilezhizijidebizi，“lianglaoban，jintianzheishierwoningyuanbuyaoqian，yebunengdiuzheigeren！”
“哥！”
xiaoqinjile，“nilengjing，neinvsaiguizhenbuyiban，tadou……”
“什么女鬼！”
fangdashidengguoqu，“zhenyaonvsaiguinitamahaishengdedaguanggunle！”
xiaoqinshanshandesuobo，buganyanyu。
“lianglaoban，wojiniliangliangzhaozi。”
fangdashisousouliangbudengdaolekangshang，suihoubianyigehoukongfanxialai，hedebabaaiyayisheng，“ninzheizheizenmehaifanshangle？”
“wohainengcongjuzishangfan！”
fangdashishuozhehaiyaowangkangjushangpa，babamangzhuaizhutashoubei，“buyongbuyong，ninzheigongfuwokandaole，fandehenlisuo……”
“zhidaowoyouneilijiuxing！”
fangdashimanxiaosadeyishuaitou，“womenjiayidaiyidai，wailianjingupi，neilianshufaqi，chuandeshishidashide，zheigeshier，woshuojiniban，jiunengjinibanmingbaile！”
“我不是不信您。”
babayiliannanyan，“woshipanichushiqing……”
“不用多虑！”
fangdashiyitaishou，“womashangliziju，jinwanjiusuansile，yegennimenjiameiyimaoqianguanxi！！”
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