从破碗到花船，泼天富贵砸晕了我东莱文砚-著

小说简介

《congpowandaohuachuan，potianfuguizayunlewo》zheibenshuzaochengdexuanniantaiduo，jirenkanbugoudeganjue。donglaiwenyansuiranmeiyouhualidecizao，danshigushiqifudiedang，nenggoushizhiyinrenrusheng，zhujiaoweizhaolaiziwangxiuer。xiaoshuojingxuan:“qingshange，”takaikoule，shengyinbuda，quexiangbingzhuiziyiyangzhajinwoerduoli，“wodie……wodierangwolaigennishuoyisheng。”tadunleyixia，sihu……

精彩章节

好自为之？呵……

tianshichedimeijiule。woxianggeyouhunyiyang，tuozheguanleqiandeshuangtui，shenyijiaoqianyijiaodinuohuiwoneijiangulinglinglizaicunweidepomaowu。wudinghaojichudouzailouyu，wulidishangbaizhejigehuolekoudetaoguanwapen，dididadadijiezheshui。jiaoluolineizhangpomubanchuangshang，zhishengxiayizhangyingbangbang、guangtutudecaoxi。zaotailengbingbingde，lianyisihuoxingqierdoumeiyou。

饿。

weilixiangshibeiyizhiwuxingdeshousisizuanzhu，youhenhendiningzhe，yizhenzhenjiaotong。**zhebinglengdetuqianghuazuodaodishang，muguangwuyishidisaoguowulimeiyigejiaoluo。zuihou，luozaileqiangjiaoneigebanjiudecumabudaizishang。

neishi……zuihoudecunliang？

wojihushishoujiaobingyongdipaguoqu，yibazhuaguodaizi。rushouqingpiaopiaode，xinyegenzhechenlexiaqu。wozhandouzheshou，jiekaidaikouzhazhedecaosheng，badaizizhenggedaoguolai。

噗。

yigeganbiefaying、biquantoudabuleduoshaodezaliangmomogunlechulai，luozaimanshichentudenidishang。tabiaomiankengkengwawa，yanseanhuang，sanfazheyiguchenliangteyoude、butaihaowendeqiwei。shangmian，hailiuzhejigeqingxide、xixiaodeyayin，pangbianzhanzhejigenhuiheisedeshumao。

是老鼠啃的。

wodingzheneigebeilaoshuzaotaguodemomo，sisidingzhe。yigubinglengdejuewang，hunzhegengqiangliede、zuyishaochuanlizhidejie，mengdichongshangtouding。houlonglifachu“hehe”de、xiangshipofengxiangyiyangdeshengyin。shouzhibushoukongzhidijingluanzhe。

jianqilai……chidiaota……guantalaoshukenmeikenguo！huoxiaqu……zhiyouhuoxiaqu……

jiuzaiwoshenchushou，zhijiankuaiyaopengdaoneigebinglengjianyingdemomoshi——

“liqingshan！liqingshan！gunchulai！”

yizhencubaodechuaimenshenghexionghendejiaoma，mengdizhaxiangzaisijidemaowuwai，xiangpingdijinglei，shunjianbawocongneizhongbeijiehejuewangzhipeidehundunzhuangtaizhongjingxing！

“哐当！哐当！”

neishanbenjiuyaoyaoyuzhuidepomubanmen，zaijuliedezhuangjixiatongkudi**zhe，menzhoufachucierdemocasheng，menbanshangleijidehuichensusuluoxia。

“made，longle？kaimen！zaibukaimenlaozibanizheigouwojichaile！”

shizhaolaizideshengyin！haiyoutaneigexingyingbulidedashouwangmazi！zheilianggecunlidepopiwulai，pingriliyoushouhaoxian，zhuanganxietoujimogou、qiaozhalesuodegoudang，cunlirenjianledouraozhezou。tamenzenmehuizhaoshangwo？

yiguhanyishunjiancongjilianggucuanshanglai，biwuwaidelengyuhaicigu。womengdicongdishangdanqilai，xinzangkuangtiao，jihuyaocongsangziyanlibengchulai。tamenchuaimendeshengyinyicibiyicixionghen，menbanjuliedihuangdongzhe，yankanjiuyaobeichuaikai！

pao？wangnapao？zheipowuliangehouchuangdoumeiyou！

zang？zheibazhangdadedifang，chulechuangdixianeigelaoshudong，hainengzangna？

dianguanghuoshijian，wopiejianledishangneigebeilaoshukenguodemomo。yigejiqihuangmiuyoudaizheqianglieqiushengyudeniantoushanguo——momo！jitamen！yexu……yexunengdafazou？

wojihushipuguoqu，yibazhuaqineigebinglengde、zhanzheshumaodeyingmomo，jinjinzuanzaishouli，xiangshizhuazhulezuihouyigenjiumingdaocao。yucitongshi，neishanpomenzaiyezhichengbuzhu。

“哐啷——！”

yishengjuxiang，menbanbeizhenggechuaidexiangneidaolexialai，zhongzhongzazainidishang，jianqiyipianchentu。

lianggegaodadeshenyingduzailemenkou，dangzhulewaimianhuimengmengdeguangxian。yushuishunzhetamencuzhuangdegebowangxiatang。weishoudeshizhaolaizi，guangzhegeyouliangdenaodai，yilianhengrou，zuolianshangyitiaowugongsidedaoba，yanshenxionghendexiangyaochiren。tashenhoushishougaogedewangmazi，yiliankengkengwawademazi，yanshenyinzhi，shoulihailinzheyigenshoubeicuxideduanmugun。

xiaxiaodemaowushunjianbeiyigunongliedehanwei、jiuqihemanhengdeshaqitianman。

zhaolaizineishuangsanjiaoyanxiangdusheyiyangsaoguokongdangdang、pobaibukandewuzi，zuihousisidingzaiwoshenshang，luozaiwoneizhijinjinzuanzhedongxi、zangzaishenhoudeshoushang。

“yohe？haizangzhehaodongxi？”zhaolaiziningxiaozhe，yibukuajinlai，daijinlaideyushuihunzhenijiang，caizaidaodidemenbanshang。“nachulai！laozikanjiannizangle！”

wangmazimeishuohua，zhishidianliangzheshoulidegunzi，duzaimenkou，chediduanlewodetuilu。

lenghanshunjianjintoulewodanbodeyishan，xinzangkuaiyaotiaochuxiongqiang。wohoulongfajin，shengyingansedexiangshazhimoca：“mei……meishenme……jiu……jiushigemo……”woshitubashoulidedongxiwanggengshenhouzang。

“mo？”zhaolaizixiangshitingdaoletiandadexiaohua，mengdiwangqianyicuan，pushanbandedashoudaizheyiguefeng，henhenzhuaxiangwozangzaishenhoudegebo！

tadeshouxiangtieqianyiyang，liqidadejingren。wogenbenlaibujifanying，shouwanjiubeitasisizuanzhu，yizhenjutongchuanlai，gutoudouxiangshiyaobeiniesuile！

“a！”wotongjiaochusheng，beitacubaodiyicheyining，zhenggerenbeizhuaideyigelieju，chadianshuaidao。neizhizuanzhemomodeshou，beitayingshengshengdibaikai，baoluzailiangrenyanqian。

——neigeganbiefaying、daizhelaoshuyayinheshumaodezaliangmomo，gulinglingditangzaiwomanshiniwudeshouxin。

zhaolaizihewangmazidoulengzhule。

zhaolaizidingzheneimomo，lianshangdehengrouchouchuleyixia，suijibaofachugengdadenuhuo，neishiyizhongbeixishuadebaonu！

“**de！nazheiwanyierhunonglaozi？！”tamengdiyihuishou，“pa”deyishengcuixiang，henhendazaiwoshoubeishang。neiyingmomotuoshoufeichu，zhuangzaibinglengdetuqiangshang，youdanluozaidi，gunlejigun，zhanmanlehuitu。

shoubei**laditeng，shunjianzhongqiyipian。

“liqingshan！”zhaolaiziyibajiuzhuwopomayidelingkou，tuomoxingzihunzhejiuqipenlewoyilian，neizhangdaobalianyinweifennuniuqudegengjiazhengning。“bietamajilaozizhuangsuan！shuo！dongxini？！”

dongxi？shenmedongxi？wonaoziliyipianhunluan，kongjuhejutongrangwojihuwufasikao。woxiayishidiyaotou，shengyindaizhewufayizhidezhandou：“dong……shenmedongxi？wo……womeiyou……”

“meiyou？！”zhaolaizimengdibawowangqianyisang，wohoubeizhongzhongzhuangzaituqiangshang，zhendewuzangliufudougenzheteng。“zhuang！jiezhezhuang！laoziqinyankanjiannicongnibalikouchulaide！neigewan！neigepowan！jiaochulai！”

破碗？！

woruzaoleiji，mengditaiqitou，nanyizhixindikanzhezhaolaizineizhangxionghendelian。neigebeiwangxiueryijiaotijinchoushuigoulidehuokoupowandi？tamen……tamenshiweineigelaide？neiwanyier……nengzhiqian？zhidezheilianggeshaxingchuaipowodemen？

judadehuangmiuganhegengshendekongjujuezhulewo。wopinmingyaotou：“mei……meiyou！neipowan……diaogoulile！beishuichongzoule！zhende！”

“fangniniangdegoupi！”pangbiandewangmaziturankaikou，shengyinjianxiyinleng，xiangdushetuxin。tawangqianyibu，shoulidemugunbuqingbuzhongdichuozaiwodexiongkou，dailaiyizhenzhixideyapogan。“zhaogeqinyankanjiannijianlechuaihuailile！liqingshan，shixiangdian！neidongxibushinizheizhongqiongguipeinade！guaiguaijiaochulai，hainengshaochidiankutou！buran……”tadianlediangunzi，yisibuyaneryu。

“wozhendemeiyou！”wojihuyaokuchulai，judadeweiquhekongjurangwohunshenfadou。“jiushi……jiushigepowandizi！wo……wosuishoujiande，bei……beiwangxiuertijingoulile！buxin……buxinnimenqugoulikan！”

“wangxiuer？”zhaolaizijiuzhewolingkoudeshouyoujinlejifen，ledewochuanbuguoqi，sanjiaoyanlishanguoyisihuyi，dansuijibeigengnongdexiongguangqudai。“shaotamachebieren！laozibuguansheitide！laozijiuzhidaodongxishinijiande！jiaobuchulai？xing！”

tamengdisongkaiwodelingkou，woshiquzhicheng，shunzhetuqianghuazuodaodishang，juliedikesouqilai。

zhaolaizihoutuiyibu，ningxiaozheduiwangmaziyiyangxiaba：“mazi，sou！jilaozibazheihaozidongfangedichaotian！wojiubuxintanengzangdaotianshangqu！”

wangmazilikexiangtiaoliegouyiyangpuleshanglai。tashoulidegunzihaobuliuqingdisichuluantongluanza。benjiuyaoyaoyuzhuidepomuchuangbeitayijiaochuaifan，caoxibeisikai；qiangjiaoduizhedeyidianchaihuobeigunzitiaodedaochudoushi；neigejielouyudepowaguanyebeitayigunziqiaosui，wushuiliuleyidi；lianzaotanglidelenghuidoubeitabalachulai，yangdemanwuziwuyanzhangqi……zhenggemaowushunjianbianchenglezhenzhengdezainanxianchang，bibeinishiliuchongguohaiyaolangjie。

woquansuozaiqiangjiao，yanzhengzhengkanzhezheizuihouyidiankeliande“jia”beichedicuihui，tingzheneixiesuiliedeshengyin，xinyegenzheyidiandianchenxiaqu，chenjinwudidebingkulongli。juewangxiangbinglengdetengman，chanjinlewodexinzang。

meiyou……shenmedoumeiyou……chuleneigebeilaoshukenguodemomo……

wangmazisoubianlemeiyigejiaoluo，shenzhilianlaoshudongdoutongletong，zuizhongzhifanchuleneigezhanmanhuitu、gunzaidishangdeyingmomo。tajianqilai，xianedikanleyiyanshangmiandeshumao，suishourengzaizhaolaizijiaoxia。

“zhaoge，zhenmeiyou。”wangmaziyinchenzhelian，shuaileshuaigunzishangdehui。

zhaolaizilianshangdehengroujuliedidoudongzhe，neishuangsanjiaoyansisididingzhewo，limiandexiongguangjihuyaoningchengshizhi。tawanyaojianqineigezangxixidemomo，zaiwoyanqianhuanglehuang，shengyinxiangshicongyafenglijichulai：“liqingshan，gutoutingyinga？xing！laozijintianjinisongsonggu！”

huayinweiluo，tamengdiyangshou，neigeyingdexiangshitoudemomodaizhefengsheng，henhenzaxiangwodelian！

woxiayishidipiantouyiduo！

“砰！”

momocazhewodeejiaofeiguo，zhongzhongzazaihoumiandetuqiangshang，suichenglejikuai。

jihushitongyishunjian，wangmazidegunzidaizhefengsheng，henhendichouzaiwodejianbangshang！

“ea——！”jutongshunjianzhakai，banbianshenzidoumale。womenhengyisheng，zhenggerenbeidadequansuoqilai。

“shuo！dong**nale？！”zhaolaiziyijiaochuaizaiwoduzishang。

weilifanjiangdaohai，juliedejiaotongrangwoyanqianfahei，chadianbadanzhidoutuchulai。woquansuozaidishang，xiangyizhibeirengjinfeishuilidexiami，shentiyinweijutonghehanlengkongzhibuzhudijingluan。gunzihequanjiaoxiangyudianyiyangluoxialai，beishang，tuishang，geboshang……meiyicijidadoudailaiyipian**ladeduntong。

“说不说？！”

“交出来！”

jiaomashenghejidashenghunzazaiyiqi，chongchizhewowengwengzuoxiangdeerduo。

bunengren……renlegengmeiyouhuolu……neipowandi……zhendemeile……beishuichongzoule……chongzoule……

wosisiyaozheya，balianmaizaibinglengniningdedishang，renyouneixiequanjiaogunbangluozaishenshang，yishengbuhang。houlongliquanshixuexingwei，buzhidaoshiyaopolezuichunhaishineizangshouleshang。shentishangdetengtongsihuyouxiemamule，danxindineigubinglengdehuoyan，quecongweiruciqingxidiranshaoqilai。

zhaolaizi，wangmazi……haiyouneigebawozuihouyidianxiwangtijinchoushuigoudewangxiuer……wodoujixiale！zhiyao……zhiyaowoliqingshanjintianbusi！

buzhiguoleduojiu，yexuzhishiyihuier，yexushihenjiu。shenshangdejidazhongyutingle。

woquansuozaidishang，dakouchuanzhecuqi，meiyicihuxidouchedequanshenjutong。shixianmohu，zhinengkandaoyanqianliangshuangzhanmanniwudepocaoxie。

“made，**huiqi！”zhaolaizichuanzhecuqi，chaodishangcuileyikounongtan，zhenghaoluozaiwolianpang。“qiongdedingdangxiang，gutoudaotingjian！souyesoule，dayedale，pidoumeiyou！”

wangmaziyonggunzitongletongwohaowufanyingdeshenti，yincecedishuo：“zhaoge，kanyangzishizhenmeile？neipowan……xingxuzhendiaogoulichongzoule？”

zhaolaizihenhendengleyiyanxiangsigouyiyangdewo，yousaoshileyiquanbeifandedichaotiandepomaowu，yanshenlichongmanlebaolihebugan，dangengduodeshiyizhong“baifeiliqi”deaonao。

“cao！baipaoyitang！”tafanzaodizhualezhuayouliangdetoupi，neitiaodaobazaihunandeguangxianxiaxiandegengjiazhengning。“zou！**huiqi！rangzheijiangutouzishengzimie！”

jiaobushengyuanqu，bansuizhemamalieliedeshengyinxiaoshizaiyumuli。