《chongqichengyin:laopozaiaiwoyici》shiduguyouxiangsuochuangzuodeyibulingrentaozuidehaomenzongcaixiaoshuo。gushiweiraozhezhujiaojiyanluolujingtingzhankai,ronghelelangmandeaiqing、cijidemaoxianheshenkederenshengzheli。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqixinidemiaoshuhelingrenxindongdeqingganmiaoxieeryingdeleduzhemendexiai。takemeiyouwangjineixiezaidongshihuishang,zhichiwangjingyideren!jiusuanzijibuduifutamen,tamenyehuiyousuojidan,……。
haohuadebieshuli,liangdaoshenyingqinmidejiuchan!
fangjianchongmanlenannvhunhedechuanxisheng!
事后:
jiyanluobaozhebeizi,jiangzijibaoguoqilai!
yucitongshi,lujingtingyecongyushilizouchulai!
kandaotazheifuyangzi,lengxiaoyisheng:“zenme,zheishihouhuile?ganggangbushitingtourudema?ng?”
shuowanbuzaidalita,huanleyifuzhunbeiwangwaizou!
“niyaoqunaer?”jiyanluojianzhuangganjinkaikou,benxiangzhuazhuta,danshiyouyuleyixia,haishishouhuileshou。
kandaotadedongzuo,lujingtingdeliansegengjianankan:“niguandeshibushitaikuanle?niyiweiliyongyeyejiajilewo,jiuzhendeshiwodeqizile?haiwangxiangguanwo?”
“wo……wobushineigeyisi,keshijintianbijingshiwomendexinhunye,ni……ninengbunengbiezou?”
kanzhetayiliandeaiqiu,lujingtingxinlilengxiao,zheijiushijiyanluo,zuihuimaican!keshihenxiaxinlai,bisheidouhen!
fouzedangnianyebuhuiyizoulezhi!haowuyinxun!
zhuanguoshen,laidaochuangbian,qingfudefumozhetadelianjia,chaofengdekaikou:“zenme?zhidaojishixianzaishiduoshizhiqiu,suoyigaichengmaicanle!”
tingdaotadehua,jiyanluoliansebiandecanbai,jiantazheiyang,lujingtinglenghengyisheng,suihoushouhuizijideshou:“fangxinba!kanzainipeiwoshuiledefenshang,mingtiandegudongdahui,lushiyidinghuiquanlizhichini!wodehaotaitai!”
shuowanzhijielikai,meiyoulihuitadeliansecangbai!
酒吧:
“***!nihaizhenlaile!shenmeqingkuang,jintianbushinihejiyanluodedongfanghuazhuyema?”
suishuoliangrenshiyinhun,danshizuoweihaoxiongdi,sumingxuanhaishizhidaode!
“he!dongfanghuazhuye!”xiangdaojiyanluoshihoudeyangzi,lujingtingxinlijiududehuang!
“delebani!bierenbuzhidaoni,wohaibuzhidao!jiranxinliyourenjia,jiuhaohaoduirenjia!”
“sheitamadeshuowoxinliyouta?”
kantayifunaoxiuchengnudemoyang,sumingxuanwunaidekaikou:“haiyongrenshuoma?woyoubushimeiyanjing!”
“neitamadeshinaniandehuanglile?”
“aiya!buguanzenmeyangrenshihuilaile!niyaoshihaixihuanrenjiani,jiuhaohaoduirenjia!zenmeshuoxianzaiyeshinideqizi!”
tingdaosumingxuandehua,lujingtingbuyiweiyideheleyanqiandejiu!
kantazheibuxieyigudeyangzi,sumingxuanwunaideyaoyaotou:“nijiuzuoba!bajiyanluobijile!dangxintahenilihun!daoshihounikudoumeidifang!”
suishuoxianzaijifubingzhong,danshijiyanluobijingshibeichongzhezhangdade!kebuxiangshihuishouweiqudezhu!
“lihun?taganma?tahaizhiwangzhewobangtawenzhujishini!”
“suoyia!nigengyinggaihaohaobiaoxian!budoushuonvrenmeiaiqing,sheiduitahao,tajiuhesheizouma?”
“***mayaotaaishangwo?woyoubuaita?”
“你就嘴硬吧!”
……
翌日:
jiyanluoxinglaishi,kongdangdangdebieshuliyijiumeiyoulujingtingdeshenying。
xinliyouxieshiluo,keshiyanxiadejushi,tayelaibujishangxin。
babahaitangzaiyiyuan,ermuqinjuranlianhewairen,yaotunbinggongsi!
zheimeduonian,tayizhiyiweifumudeganqinghenhao,suiranbushiqinseheming,danyesuanjuanqimei,xiangbudaoneixiedoushibiaomian!
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yuanbentayiweizijibishuwuyi,xiangbudaoluyeyejuranzhudongzhaodaota,rangtahelujingtinglianyin!
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buguotabingbuhouhui,wulunshigongsi,haishilujingting,doushitakewangde!
xialoushi,yongrenyijingzhunbeihaolezaocan!tajiandandechiledian。
yanjingbuyouzizhudexiangwaiwangqu,queyizhimeifaxianlujingtingdeyingzi。
kanlekanshijian,tatanleyikouqi,likailebieshu!
gangdaogongsimenkou,jiujiedaoleluyeyededianhua:“luyeye!”
“luoluoa,zenmehaibugaikou?”dianhuaneibiandelulaoyezichongnidezebei!
xiangdaolujingtingdetaidu,jiyanluoxinliyouxieqiliang,haishigailekou:“yeye!”
“ai!haohaizi!luoluoa,nifangxinba!gongsineiliyeyeyijinganpaihaole!”
“xiexieyeye!”jiyanluoxinlinuandebuxing!tazhendebuzhidaozenmeganxielulaoyezi!
“doushiyijiaren,jiubuxuyaoneimekeqile!”
suihouyoujiandandehanxuanlejiju,lulaoyezijiuguaduanledianhua!
jiyanluotaitoukanlekanyanqiande“jishijituan”jigedazi!
xinlibuzijuedefuxianchunianyoushi,fuqindaizijilaigongsiwandeqingjing!
wangshililizaimu,yidileizaitadeyanquanlidazhuan!
henkuaitajiukandao,muqinzaiyiqunrendepeitongxia,haohaodangdangdizouguolai!
ganjinshouqileyanlei,jiyanluokaikou:“ma!”
“heng!buxiaonv,shixiangdianjiuganjingun,jishimeiyounidefen!”
mianduilengmianlengxindemuqin,jiyanluoxinlizuihoudeyidianliuliandouxiaoshidewuyingwuzong!
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“wobuhenifeihua,qiebushuoninianjiqingqing,nigenbenmeicanyugongsidejingying,wokansheihuizhichini!”
shuowanhenhendidengletayiyan,daizheyiqunrenjiaoaodezoujingongsi!
jiyanluojianzhuang,xinlisuiranqiliang,danshiduimuqinqueshiwangzhiji!
cikechulehen,zaiwuqita!
季氏股东大会:
jintiandejishi,gewairenao!suoyoudegudongdoulaile!erqiehaiyoujimudaideyiqunren!
“dongshizhangshengbingle,changyandao,guobukeyiriwujun!gongsiliyeshiyiyang!suoyiyanxiazanmenhaishiyaoxuanyiweixindezongcailaidaitidongshizhang!”
“zheihaiyongxuanma?dangranshidongshizhangfurena!zheixienianfurenpeizhedongshizhang,meiyougonglaoyeyoukulaoa!”
“shia!womenyezhichidongshizhangfuren!”
“woyezhichidongshizhangfuren!”
jimuwenyanyanlishanguoyimoweixiao,suihouyanshenchaofengdekanlejiyanluoyiyan。
“huasuiruci,danshizheilishijishi,shidongshizhangdexinxue!rujinfurenyaobagongsijiwairen,womenbudebuhuaiyitaandeshenmexin!wotiyihaishixuandongshizhangweiyidenver,jiyanluo**zuozongcai!”
yigekanqilaihenshizaidegudongkailekou!
“zhangdongshi,nishenmeyisi?ji**caiduoda,tanengdongshenme?nizhichita,womenhuaiyinishibushiyaochenjitunbingjishia!”
“nihushuoshenme?dongshizhangduiwoyouen,wonalihuizheimezuo,ruguodongshizhangxianzaiqingxing,yebuhuitongyifurendezuofa!”
shizailaoshidezhangdongshibeiqidebuxing,yaobushikaolvdaoshenfen,zhenxiangjizheixiexiaorenyibazhang!
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