zhujiaojiaoyecancansitutengjundeshumingjiao《chongqiwuduzongcaitaigaoleng》，shizuozhechenchenqingxinchuangzuodeyibenhaomenzongcaifenggedexiaoshuo，neirongzhuyaojiangshu：yiyezhijianjiazumingyunjubian，yecancanbeifuqindangzuoliwusongyusitutengjundehuaizhong，zijijiehunzijizouhongtan，shenzhixinhunzhiyegushenyiren，zongcaishuoqugongsi，hao，neijiuqugongsi，zongcaishuochifan，hao，neijiuchifan，ranbingluan，zongcaidarenbulingqing，gaolengzongcai，haiyaozenyang？...
yecancanchuanhaoleyifu，manmandechuqule，faxiansitutengjunzaineizhendedengzheta。
situtengjunyilianxiemeidexiaorong，kanzheyecancan，taganjuezijishunjianhaoxiangbeikanguangleyiban，zijihunshenyidese。
faxiantazheizhongyanshenhaiburuneiyoudianzhemositadeneizhongyanshen，ganjuezijihennanshou，shuo“woyoudiannanshou，buxiangchile。”
danshisitutengjunqueyongminglingbandeyuqi，shuo：“zuoxia，chifan！”
yecancanyemeiyoubanfa，xinlisuiranyiwangebuleyi，queyezhinengmianqiangdechitazheiyitao。
situtengjunqingmiedeshuodao：“kannizuotianwanshangzuishangshuozhebuyao，danshentidaoshitingchengshidea！”
yecancantingdaolezheijiuhuayibuxiaoxinbagangcaichidedongzuoyixiazidoupenlechuqu。
situtengjunkandaozheiyangdeyecancanbujinhahadaxiao，meixiangdaoneigeyoujiajiao，daxiaojieyiyangdeyecancanhaiyouzheizhonglangbeideshihou！
zhenshirangwositutengjunjianshidaolea，yecancanhaizhendeshimeiyoubanfale，conglaimeiyoujianguozenmehouyan**deren。
situtengjunshuo：“gongsilinshiyoudianshi，zhulibawodegongwenbaofangzaicheshang，woyaoqugongsile，yecancannizijizaijiaanfendedaizheba，biechuqusihuishenmerena！fouzebeiwofaxiannijiusidingle！”
yecancanhechulemanshenlenghan，zhihousitutengjunjiushangchezoule，zaicheshanghezhulishuo：”jintianjiwokanhaoyecancanjintiangongsifangjiabierangtajintianchuqu，tebieshibierangtachuqujianneigeanyang，zhidaolema？”
yanjinglitoulouchuyisijingguang，yecancanzhinengshirangwozhemodenvren，erqiezhinengshiwonvren！bierenshidebudaode。
eryecancanquehaizaijialihuazhezhuang，haizaixinxinniannianzheyihuichuqujiananyang。
xianjitadagedianhuaba，yecancanzhijiedaleguoqu，meixiangdaodeshianyangbudaoyimiaojiujietongledianhua，shuo：“”cancan，nizainani？yihuinalijiana？yongbuyongwoqujieni？”
yecancanshuo：“wohaishixiangquyoulechang，zanmenyoulechangjianba！”
anyangshuo：”haode，nixiangqunawojiuheniquna，nixiangquyoulechang，wojiuheniquyoulechang，nixiangqunawodoupeizheniqu。”
dianhuadelingyitouyecancanbeianyangshuodemanliantonghong，anyanghaiyizhiyihuo：“cancan?shuohuaanizenmebushuohuale？”
yecancanzhongyushuohuale：“meimeimeishia”yecancanhaixiudeshuohuadouyoudiankebale，“neixianzaiwohuawanzhuangjiuchuquzhaoni。”
anyangshuo：”qishinikeyibuyonghuazhuangde，buguanzenmeyang，nizaiwoxinliyizhidouzuimeide，buyonghuazhuangde！”
shuodeyecancandouhaixiushuobuchulaihua，fanshuoleyijuxinqingyuyuedeshuo：”woyihuijiuqu，wandayoulechangjian！”
daolewaimianzhijiezhaoleyigechuzuchezhibenyoulechang，danshiduchele，eryecancanhaibuzhidao，tademeiyibudoubeizhuligaosudaolesitutengjundeneibian。
yecancanchuqule，qulenali，zhulishuo：”yinggaishiwandayoulechangdefangxiang，zongcai。”
situtengjunshuominglingdao：”nijiwogenzhuta！”situtengjunmeitouyizhoufaxianzheigeshiqingbingbujiandan，zhulizaidianhuaneitoudoubeisitutengjundediqiyahedaole。
situtengjunxinxiangnandaoyecancanyouchuqujiananyangle，yuexiangxiaquxinyueluan。”zhaomishu，rangsijibawodechekaichulai，woyaochuqu。”situtengjunlianseyinchen
zhaomishufaxiansitutengjundeliansebutaidui，qishimishuhaishiyouyidianzhenjing，tashangbanneimezhangshijianhaishitouyicikandaosituzongcaineimeshengqi。
ganjindadianhuajisiji，situtengjunbudaoshifenzhongjiudaolelouxia，gensijishuo：”kaiche，quwandayoulechang，sudu！”
sijishuo：”xianzaishishangbangaofengqi，kenenghuimandian，situtengjundengleyixiasijishuo：”jiwozuikuaidao，yaobunijiubeichaole。”situtengjunyansuqierenzhen。
zheishihoutadezhulijitadaledianhua，situtengjunyikanjiuyouyizhongbuhaodeyugan，jielezhihou，guoran，”shenme？yecancandaole，nihaigendiule？nishiganshenmechide？lianyigerendoukanbuzhu！nihainengganshenme？woyihuijiudao，nizuihaojiwokuaidianzhaodaoyecancan。”situtengjunyuqibinglengdeheren。
erneibianyecancandaolezhihoule，jianyangdaleyigedianhua：”anyang，nizainali？”
anyangshuo：”wozaimotianlundexiamian，nidaolema？cancan。”
yecancanyiliankaixin：”ng！wodaole，zanmenxianquwanguoshancheba，nilaijiewoba！”
erzhulibuzhidaoyecancanqishimeizoujibu，dantahaishigendiule。
meiguoyihuiyecancanjiuyuanyuandekanjianleanyang，anyangzaiyiwushimichongcidesuduwangtazheipaolai，anyangkanjianyecancandeshihoulengleyixia，chadianmeishuaidao，yinweiyecancanjintianshizaishitaimeile。
benlaijiuhenpiaoliangdeyecancanjintianhaiteyihualeyigezhuang，zhendeshimeidebukeshengshou，anyangxianglexiangtadoumeiyoujianguozenmemeideren。tadaoleyecancandemianqianganjinshuo：“cancannijintianzhendemeia！”
yecancantingtazenmeyishuojiuyouyidianbuleyile，：”heng，neinideyisishiwopingshideshihoubumeima?”
anyangyileng：”meicancan，nishenmeshihoudouhenmei！neizanmenquwanshenmea？yecancanyizhimeikandaowohoumianzheishishenmedongxima？zou！guoshanchequ，wohaoburongyifangyitianjia，jintianyaobazheishangbandesuoyouyuanqidoufaxiechulai！”
shuozheshuozhelianggerenzoudaoleguoshanche：”zouba，womenxianwanyiquan。”
anyangxianglexiangshuo：“qishiba，cancanwoyoudianhaipazuoguoshanche。”
yecancanshuo：“buxing，nidayingguowoshenmedoupeiwode！”
anyangxiaozheshuo：”xing！wojintianjiushemingpeijunziyihui！”
yecancantianzhendexiaole，xinlixiangzheanyangguorancaishizuihaode，zaiguoshancheshangdahanshuo：”anyangnizhidaoma？qishiwoxinlishixihuannide，danshiwobuneng！”
anyanghuidadao：”cancannishuoshenme？fengtaida，wotingbujian！”
yecancanyouhandao：”meishi，hahahaha”yecancangangadexiaolexiao。
anyangyiweiyecancanshizuoguoshanchezuodekaixinle，yecancanyouxiaole。
sanfenzhonghou，anyangheyecancancongguoshancheshangxiaquwen：”cancannigangcaishuoshenmea？womeitingjian！”
yecancangangadeshuo：”meishenmea！wozhishishuonizhendechulaipeiwo，woshizhendehenkaixin，nizhendeduiwozhendezhendehenhao！”
anyangxinxiangcancanyixiayonglesangezhende，neimecancanyidinghenkaixin，qishizhiyaoyecancankaixin，anyangjiujuedeshenmedouzhide。
zhiyaokandaoyecancanxiaodezheimekaixin，anyangdexinliyeshinuannuande，zaitamenlianggezuoguoshanchedeshihou。
yecancanhaibuzhidaoxianzaidesitutengjunyijingbaonule，yizhizaicheshanghan：”sijinengbunengkuaidian！nishibushigongzuodoubuxiangyaole？”
ersijihenwunaideshuo：”woyijingchuanglewushugehongdengle，zongcaiwowoyemeiyoubanfaaxianzaicheduzheiyang。”
situtengjunyouyizhongzhijueruguozijizaiquwandiankenengjiuhuichudashile，yizhishuo：”kuaidian！jiwozaikuaidian！”
erzailingyibiandeyoulechangyecancanheanyangwandeshifenkaixin，yecancanshuo：”zanmenquguiwuwanba！”
anyangneixinqishishiyouyidianpagui，danyouxiangyaopeizheyecancan，yecancanfangfoyekanchuanleanyangdexinsi，shuodao：”meishi，buyaohaipa，wohuibaohunide！”
tamenlianggekandaopangbianyouyigemaibingqilindedifang，anyangshuo：”cancananixiangchibingqilinma?”
yecancanshuo：”keyia！”
anyangshuo：”hao，neiwoqujinimai！”，
zheigeshihouyoujigerenkandaoyecancanneimemei，yushishanglaidashan，yifudeyangziliumangshuo：”xiaoniuzhangdezheimepiaoliang，zenmeyigerena？yiqiquwana？”
yecancanshuo：”bule，woshihepengyouyiqilaide。”
neijigeliumangyikanyecancanjujuele，jiushanglailalachechede，zheigeshihouanyangzhenghaomaiwanbingqilinhuiquzhenghaokandaole，zhijiebabingqilinrengdaoledishang，chongleguoqu，chongzheneixieliumanghandao：”nimenyaoganshenme？
neixieliumangyekandaoleta：”kao，youkandaoyigexiaobailian，nishiganmade？womenjiujiaozheigexiaoniuchuquwanyihui，genniyoushenmeguanxi？”
anyangshuo：”nimenzheixieliumang，niguanwoshishei，zongzhinimenbiexiangpengta！”
yecancanhaipadeduozaianyangdehoumian，anyanghuitoushuo：”meishide，cancan”
zheigeshihoubuyaopa，yecancan，zheigeshihouyecancanganjue，anyangjiushitadegaishiyingxiong，shitadeyikao。
duimiandongqishoulai，anyangdeshentisuzhishibucuodanshiduimianrenzhendehenduo，yecancandanxinanyangshuangquannandisishou。
danshizheigeshihoubaoanlaile，jigeliumangkandaobaoan，fanglejuhenhua，shuo：”chouxiaozinijiwodengzhe！biezairangwomenzaijiandaoni！”
shuowan，”xiongdi，lairenle！kuaidianzou！”zhijiechuleanyanglazhedeneiyige，doupaole，baoanguolaibaliuxiadeneiyigehunhunzhuazoule。
biaoyangbiaoyangleanyang，jiuzoule，anyanghuitoukanlekanhehuailedeyecancan，shuo：”cancan，meishide，hunhunyijingzoule。”
zhijiebaolexiayecancan，danzheishihouzhuliquekanjianleyecancanheanyangle，ranhoujisituzongcaidaleyigedianhua，situjiedaodianhuahoubaonu。
erzheishihouganghao，situtengjundecheyekaidaoleyouleyuandemenkou。
situtengjundexinliwanquanbeifennutianman，eryecancanheanyangwanquanbuzhidaoweixianjiuzaishenhou
自费给员工针灸后，儿子竟要跟我断绝关系
作者：李子
栏目：都市
拒绝所有联姻后，我被女友赶出了家门
作者：九转大肠
栏目：都市
极寒末日，我拥有签到抽奖系统
作者：李扶南牢一
栏目：都市
为救儿子失忆后，妻子选择了白月光
作者：一树明
栏目：都市
健忘症老婆害死女儿后，我离婚了
作者：三明治
栏目：都市
死亡佣金：离奇的受害人
作者：火辣辣的冬天
栏目：都市
