《chengrenbananren,wojiushinidetiancai》xiaoshuoyouzuozhedidiyesuoxie,qingjiebolanqifu,xijiemiaoxiedeweimiaoweixiao,xiaoshuodezhurengongshichixiaxuqingye,jiangshule:xuqingyemeiguqingtai,qingxiaoyisheng:“meiren。”guicaixin,shangciqiaoyanshurangtakanguobiaobaiqiang,tadezhaopiandoubeichuanfeng……
yizhenfengchuilai,shuyesusushengxiangqi,menredekongqiyechanlesiliangyi。
jirendouchaoxuqingyekan,chixiayebuliwai。
xuqingyemeishenmebiaoqing,niletayiyan:“yejiunizheizhunaohuizheimexiang。”
yiliaozhizhongdehuida,jiangyukanxiangchenzong:“meia,xugeshangcishuoguobuxihuanxiaxiazheigeleixingde。”
chenzongtaishouyaosuotahou:“shenme?nimenjigeshenmeshihoubeizhewoyou‘shangci’?”
jiangyulianmangduokai,shihuashishuo:“kaowanshineicibushixiayule,womenjiuyiqihuiqude。”
chenzonglaoshile:“e,neiciwobajiedewo。”
tashuowan,piantoukanyiyanbufadeqiaoyanshu,dao:“qiaoqiaoxihuanshenmeleixingde?”
qiaoyanshurenzhuyaodatadechongdong:“gunabuxujiaowoqiaoqiao。”
chenzong:“xugejiaoxiaxiadoumeishi。”
beicuedao,chixiayanpidoulexia,haimeichusheng,tingdaoleyishengqingxiao。
xuqingyesangyindiqianhaoting:“daoyesuan。”
chixiaxia,xiaxia,nalisuanle?
chixiakanxiangchenzong:“nayou,niyoubenshijiaoqiaoqiao……qiaoshushu。”
“hahahahahahahahaha。”
jiangyuturanxiaole:“shushu,tingzhegenzhuzhuside。”
“蒋禹!”
qiaoyanshuniutouchaojiangyuhouleyiju:“zaixiaowoyeyaokaishiqiwaihaole。”
说收声就收声。
zhengtiaolushangjiuzhiyoutamendeshengyin,qingxiguaner。
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xiawuzhengshifankundeshihou,dakejianbeitiweijiaoqilaitianbiao。
tiweishigeyougaoyoushoudenansheng,sangmenyeda,dounengbadajiadeshuiyihanpao。
“xuge,youlanqiu,baoma?ganfanwubanneijigesunzi。”
chenzongkanleyanbiao,piantoukanxiangxuqingye。
qiaoyanshukanxiangchenzong:“nimengenwubanyouenyuana?”
tingtazheimeshuo,chenzonglaijingle:“nishibushiwomenbande?”
乔言姝:“?”
chenzong:“shangciyundonghuilanqiusaijiushigenwubandeda,jiuyaoyingle,duimianchuheishoujiwoxugeshoudouganchuxuele,xianzaiwohaijideni。”
“daqiuzheimehei,dangshidoushangxuexiaobiaobaiqiangle,nimeiyinxiang?”
qiaoyanshujieshi:“qunianyundonghuiwoyoumeicanjia,haiqinglejitianjia,erqiebiaobaiqiangyiliudoushiduinijiaxugedeshenqingbiaobai,doushuapingle。”
“kuangqiewoyebujingchangkanneiwanyier。”
chenzongbeitiaoqiqingxu,zhuaqizhuozishangdebijiubazijihexuqingyedemingzitianleshangqu,niutoujiletiwei。
徐青野:“……”
tiweizhenglileyixiabaomingbiao,kanleyannvzibahe,niutoukanxiangchixiagenqiaoyanshu:“chixia,nvzibahechalianggeminge,jinimenlianggejiashang?jiudangcourentou。”
yibannvshengbuduo,renshubenlaijiumianqiangcaigou,yaoshitaliangbucanjia,tayaobeizhangzhangshuole。
chixiaaleyisheng,rangtacanjiabahe?ta??
qiaoyanshudaoshiwusuowei:“xinga。”
tiweiditouxieshangliangrendemingzi,niutouwangzijiweizhishangzou。
xiawushanglejiewuli,zuihouyijiewulilaoshiqinglejiarangzixi。
chixianachuzijishangcishuxuecuodeneidaoti,xiangzaitongyibian,tazongjuedebandongbudongde。
tutuhuahua,chixiabantianmeisuanchulai,youxietuifei。
xuqingyepiantou,kandaotacaogaozhishangdeti,kaikou:“(-2,4]”
chixialenglexia,piantoukanta,alesheng。
xuqingyetailetaiyanpi:“f(x)dequzhifanwei。”
fanyingguolai,chixiabacaogaozhiwangtaneibiantuiguoqu。
xuqingyedingzhetakanleliangmiao,naguotashoulidebi,chaotakaojinlexie。
“f(x)detuxiangdianguo(6/π,2)……adengyu4,f(x)dengyu4sin……”
diqianpingwendesangyinchuanlai,chixiataimoukanletayiyan,youlianmangyihuicaogaozhishang。
tadezihenhaokan,gujiefenmingdeshouwozhetadebi,jitalieguocheng。
dandandebohexiangchanzhekuju,henhaowen。
momingde,taxintiaolouleyipai。
xuqingyetiaoliqingxi,jiangdeyetongsuyidong,yibiantajiudouquanmingbaile。
taxiewanzuihouyigezi,babirengzailezhuozishang。
chixiadingzhecaogaozhikanlebantian,piantoukanta:“nizhenhuia。”
徐青野:“?”
chixialaoguocaogaozhi:“meishenme。”
anjingliangmiao,takaikoujiaota:“xuqingye。”
“嗯?”
tabuxianbudandeyingleyisheng。
chixiawen:“niyoumeiyouxiangguoyaokaonagedaxue?”
xuqingyeyudiaoqianqian:“jingdajinrongxueyuan。”
chixiadianlexiatou:“tingqiaode,woxiangqujingdayixueyuan。”
xuqingyepiantoukanta,qingxiaoyisheng:“xiangdangyishenga。”
meifouren,tashixiangentaduishang:“nixuejinrong,weileyihoujichengjiayea?xushaoye。”
tatailetaimei,yudiaolanlande:“duia。”
chixiawanlewanchun,niuguotou,meizaishuoshenme。
zheiliangtianjibendoushizaijiangti,yundonghuikuailaile,banlifenweisongdonglebushao。
zhouwuwanshangmeiwanzixi,jiangjingjichixiadalegedianhua,wentazuijinguodehaixibuxiguan。
chixiayangtangzaichuangshang,shuo:“haixing,qianduanshijiankaolegeshi,chengjimeiduodaqifu。”
jiangjingyudiaodaixiao:“wojiuzhidaowonveryouxiu,duilexiaxia,jinnianxiangyaoshenmeliwu?”
chixiaalesheng:“nizhongtubuhuilailema?zenmezheimezaojiuwen,woshengrihaiyoulianggeduoyueni。”
jiangjingngleyisheng:“zheigeanziyouxiejishou,qianchederenjiguanxiyefuza,gujiyaomangdaoniandi,daoshihouwohaidainihuiyiningdushu,peinibannian。”
chixiangleyisheng:“meishi,wolijie。”
lvshizheigexingye,benlaijiuyouleiyoujinshende,tebieshiqianchetaiduode。
jiangjingjiezhewen:“xiaxiazaixinxuexiaoyoumeiyourenshixindepengyou?tongxuedouhaoxiangchuba?”
tingtatizheige,chixianaozilishanguoxuqingyedelian,anjingliangmiao,yingsheng:“haoxiangchu,dajiadouhenreqing。”
“那就好……”
“xiaxia,wobugennishuole,zheibianyouxieshi,womangwanzaijinidadianhua。”
wanzhengdehuameishuowan,duimianzhuanlehuayin。
池夏:“好……”
huameishuowan,duifangguaduanledianhua。
chixiadingzhemanmanheidiaodepingmutanlekouqi,bashoujirengdaoyibian。
buyihuier,shouji“ding”deyisheng,chuanlaitishiyin。
chixiayoushenshouqunashouji。
蒋禹:【睡了没。】
池夏:【?】
jiangyu:【quxugejiama?】
kandaoxiaoxi,chixialenglexia。
去他家?
tahaoxianghaimeiquguo,chuleshangcijitasonglegeziliao。
kanlekanshijian,yijingjiudianduole,chixiahuita:【henwanle,quganma?】
jiangyu:【luyetamenyezai,jiaowodayouxi,wozijiquwomakendingyaowen,nipeiwotajiubushuoshenmele。】
chixiadingzhexiaoxikan,yishibuzhidaozenmehui。
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