zheibenxiaoshuochuangrujiutianxianjie，yibuxiaoxinchenglexianwangchuyunwangdachuizhenggegushijiuxiangdianyingyiyang，yigegehuamiangoujianlezhenggezuopin。gushihenmeihao，kanleyiyouweijin！xiaoshuojingcaijiexuan“ganggangjingrandawoyiquan，xianzaiwojiuhainiyichuizi!”chuyunhengmeiliyan，baichuyifuerenxiang，tiletipazaidishangdeweisuonanzi，shuodao……
shengxuandalu，fengyunzhou，qiyuanshanshanmailianmianchu，zheilizuowozhewushushantou，jiefeiwushu，sishabuduan。
噗嗤!
xianxuesijian，ranhongleshanqiu。
“chuheixin，nihaohendexin!”
“renbuhenzhanbuwen，laobuside，nihuoleyidabanianjile，yegaiqusile!”
哐当一声。
shouqidaoluo，yigerentouyuangungundeluozaidishang。
heiyishaoniantiaoletiaomei，tulekoutuomo，wangzhesifangshanqiushangmimimamadejiefei，kuangaowubi，kaikoudao：“haha，geweixiongdi!xiaodiniubihonghong，yitongqiyuanshan!suoyi，zheiqiyuanshanshubaishantouyihoujiushixiaoyewodele，nimensheihaibufu?”
“我不服!”
“huangmaoxiaozichuheixin，chiwoyidao!”
嗖!
嗖!
liangdaoshenyingtengkongerqi，yourudapengzhanchi，kuangbaoerlai!
“made，haizhenyoubufude?”
heiyishaoniandamayisheng，“neijiujiwoqusiba!”
砰砰!
shouqidaoluo，liangjuwutoushishenluozaishantou，zhenjingshuren。
“bieteniangdefeihua!xiaodemen，bufudequanshale!jiwoqiang!jiwoza!”
轰隆隆!
dazhanyichujifa，manshanbianyepiaoqilenongyudexuexingqi，lingrenwenzhizuoou，danzhanxinjing。
“yaohe，haiyoujinzi……”
zheiheiyishaoniannazheyizhangjinzhi，walewabikong，gunongdao：“teniangde，zheiguilaoerjingranhaiyouzangdebaobei?shajibawanyiera，jiuzhuantianyuanjing，zheishisha?kanzhebucuo，woshoule!”
……
三个月后。
“lairen，benwangyaoqingke!”
heiyishaoniansiyangbachadetangzaiyigemuyishang，zuilidiaozheyigendagutou，wazhebikong，henshixiangshoudekanzhetianshangchushengdexiguang。
“hei……hei，dadada……dawang，zheiciwomenyaoqingshei?”tingdaoneijingtiandongdidedahou，yigenanziganjinyiluxiaopaojicongcongdilaidaoleneigeshaonianshenbian。
“qingshei?”shaonianzhanzhileshenzi，luchutaneizhangdebaijingdexiaolian，qingcuileyikou，dengyandao：“nanshandewangdachuizi，beishandehamatui，dongshandedoujiyan，haiyouneigexishandeshenmewanyilaizhe……”
“xi……xi……xishande……”neigenanzijiejiebabadibantianmeiyoushuochuhualai。
“niyeyede，feijing!”shaoniannumuyuanzheng，yijiaojiangneinanzitidegunlehaojigequan，madao：“neibushixishandedazuihouma!”
“heihei，……da……dawangshuodeshi。”neinanzidezuijiaomengdichouchuleyixia，ranhouheiheizhixiao，lianmangpaoxiashanqu。
…………
“cao!chuheixinqingke!zheishibushiyaowodeminga!”
“lairena，beiqian，yueduoyuehao，neigechuheixinyaoqingkele，zheicibuzhidaoyaoezhawoduoshaoqian!”
“a……wangbadan，woyaoshidadeguoni，wohaizaizheilishoushenmezui!”
“shenme?meiqianle!xianzaijiuqucou!chuyunneigehundanxiaozixinheidehenna，daoshihou，wodezuibayaoshizaidale，wojiubanimendoushalou!”
…………
xiyangxixia，qiyuanshanshangbaiwuliaorao，yikekusidegushuzhishang，jizhiwuheidewuyazaineiliguagualuanjiao，yingzheluoriyuhui，daoshizengtianlejimobeiliangdeqixi。
chuyunkanzhemianqianyijingbaihaodejiuyan，tameiyouxinsilihui，fanershishuangmuzhongshaqihairen，senrandao：“xianren?xiuxianchengdaojiuniubileshibushi!jingranhaisiwosandi，wotemejiukankannimenzheixiexianrenduoniubi!laoziquantemekanle!buzhiruci，laozihaiyaoshangtianqu!jiangneixiegetumaodexianrendougandiao!qiangguang!shaguang!”
jinjinpianke，qiyuanshanshangjiukaishirenaoqilai，yuanlaizhengshichuyunqingdesiweikerendaole。
chuyunlvlelveqiandezhangfa，zuijiaoshangguazheyimoxiexiedexiaorong，hahadaxiaodao：“jiweidagezhenshizhunshiha，lailailai，jinwan，womenyaoduohejibei!”
renyinghuanhuanzoulai，zhijianzhengshiyigebeizhedachuide，yigezhuzheguaizhangde，yigezhangzhedoujiyande，yigeliezhedazuide，sirenyilianchourongdegenzheyigenanzizoudaolegushuzhixia，yigegefenhendezuozaineili，fangfoqianletamenbabailiangyinziside。
“hei!”chuyunqiaoqileerlangtui，xiaodao：“wangdachuia，niyoukongshushunidetoufa，meicikanjianni，wodouyiweinidieliandanzhalelu……”
“chuheixin，ni……”wangdachuiziyaozheya，henbudebachuyunsisui。
“neigedoujiyana，nishuoniyoubucongming，ganmaxuerenjiatuding!youkongnonggejiafadaishang!”chuyunbudengwangdachuizishuowan，jixuduizhedoujiyanshuodao。
“……”
“haiyounia，hamatui，renjiashichutouwudehao，keyiqiangjiaodouwadao，nidaohao，haogebohaotui，pianpiannageguaizhang!”
“chuheixin，wohenimeiwan!”
“dazuihou，nishuonidezuidaba，shiwojinichede，danshi，nineigemenjidenaodaihainonglegeleipidefeng，zheishishenmegui?”chuyunwuzhezuihahadaxiao，sihaobujitamenqingmian。
dazuihoudeyayaodekakazuoxiang，shuodao：“chuheixin，shuoba，zheiciyouxiangzenmezhetengwomengesige?”
chuyunwaiwaibozi，nudao：“dazuihou，qiaonizheihuashuode，wozenmekenengzhetengnimenni，shiba?lailailai，dajiachirou!”
tazhilezhizhuozishangduimandecaiyao，yiliandexihexiaorong，rangzaizuodesiwei，kanzhexinlizhifahuang。
kanzhezhuozishangdecaiyao，siweiqiangdaodawangdeliandouniuqule!
zheigechuheixin，keshiconglaimeiyouzheimedafangguo，wanle，zheiciyaoxuebenwuguile。
“lailailai，buyaokeqi，yiqichiha!”chuyunheiheizhixiao，naqiyigenyangtui，bajibaji，chideneijiaoyigexiang。
wangbadan，fanzhengdoushibeizheihundankeng，buruchibaolezaishuo!
jirenmuguangduishiyiyan，kanlaixinlixiangdedouyiyang。
tamenqianqiangdeluchuxiaorong，fenfenduishiyiyan，zuihouyiyongershang，piankejian，jiubazhuoshangdecaiyaochilegejingguang。
“ge……”chuyundaleyigebaoge，tazuishangbuzhidaoshenmeshihou，yijingdiaoshangleyigenzhuqian，lehehedikanzhesiren，gankeyisheng，dao：“jiweilaogege，shihuashishuoba，jintianzheidunfanba，shihenimengaobiede。”
cihuayichu，sigekugualianshuadeyisheng，quanbudoutitaiqiletou。
什么?!
wodeerduomeiyoutingcuoba，zheigexiaowangbadanyaozoule?
cangtianyouyana!panxingxingpanyueliang，zhongyubazheijiahuopanzoule!
“haha，chulaodishuodeshenmewanxiaohua，zheiqiyuanshanlianmianshushili，doushishuyunidedipan，nideyijuhua，sheiganbucong?”wangdachuizidaleyigehaha，zaizhuozidixia，mengditileyixiadoujiyan，shiyitashuojijuhua。
doujiyanhuiyi，talianmangyibabitiyibaleidishuodao：“jiushi，jiushi，dachuiziyeshuole，chuxiongzaizheilidaizhehaohaode，zenmexiangqilaihuizouni?nizoule，womenxiongdijigebudexiangsinia?”
yucitongshi，tayuqiyusanrendaleyigeyanse，pei，sheixiangni，sheishishounvekuang!
“haha，benxiaoyeyaoquqiuxian!”chuyunwojinleshuangquan，shuangmujiongjiongyoushen，bengshechucuicanwubidehuohua。
“qiuxian?”jirendachiyijing。
zheikeshiyijiandashia，sheidouxiangchengweineifeitiandundidexianren，danshi，zizhishufuletamendeyuanwang，bieshuoshichengweixianrenle，jiushizuozaitamenmianqiandezheigexiaogui，doubatamendadefufutietiede，jiuzheizizhi，haichengxianni，qiangdaozuodedoufeijing!
“heihei，wangdachuizi，tingshuonidechuizikeshiyijianbaowu，fanzhengwoyaozoule，nijiusongjiwoba……”chuyungankeyisheng，yibalouzhuwangdachuizidejianbang，heqinxiongdiside，xiaohehedi。
王大锤子面如土灰。
neikeshitadechuanjiazhibao!
“hamatui，tingshuoniqunianshangleshushidixiongcaizaileyigeshoushangdexianren，hainongleyigesuodifu，songwobei?”chuyunyanzhuzidiliuliuluanzhuan，youyibagouguohamatuidebojing，liangtiaogeboweiweiyongli，jiadeliangrenzhifanbaiyan。
fanguandoujiyanyudazuihoutongqingdikanleyiyanliangren，yizhenxingzailehuo。
“ai，woshuo，chulaodidouyijingyaozoule，nimenganjinbazheidongxijitabei，fanzhengliuzheyemeiyong。”doujiyanjiandaochuyunmeiyouzhaotademafan，gancuiyigejingdesongyongwangdachuiziliangren。
“jiushi，jiushi，gancuijichulaodidelebei。”dazuihouliezheyizhangdazui，haoxintixingdao。
wangdachuiziliangrenbenlaijiufanbaiyan，xianzaiyiting，liangtuiyideng，zhijieqihunguoqu……
“hei?”chuyunmengle，kanlekandazuihouliangren，nudao：“nikankanniliang，shenmerennei，nayouzheimeduidaixiongdide!suanlesuanle，nimenliangyirenjiwosanbailiangjinziba，wolushangyong!”
liangrenliangyanyihei，pengdeyishengyeshuaizaidishang……
修仙界废柴，意外绑定躺平系统，越努力嘎的越快
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