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小说简介

《chuanshubaling，gaixiebuailedewonangjuben》shixiangfeidexianyuaichuangzuodeyibuduanpianyanqingxiaoshuo，zhujiaobaililuzhenjundegushilingrendongrong。zaizheigelingrenzhixideshijiezhong，baililuzhenjunjinglileyixiliejingxindongpodemaoxian，tongshiyexianrujiujiedeganqingjiugezhizhong。zheibenxiaoshuochongmanxijuxingheyinrenrushengdeqingjie，bidinghuixiyindaliangduzhedeguanzhu。wotaochuluyinjianletingzhijian。xianzai，gaipuxiayibudelule。wozoudaoshuzhuoqiantankaixinzhi，biaotinihao：《zhigongjiashudeersanshi》。kanzhexianggesonggongrenjiating……。

精彩章节

chuanchengbeijiabao、beizhangfunagongziyanglvchadebiequnvzhu？biehuang，kanwoshousizhananjiannv，

ba“wonangjuben”gaichengshuangwen！nidangwohaishineigezhihuikudeshenyu？zheitangshuchuan，

wobujinyaolihunnaqian，haiyaorangneiduigounannvshenbaiminglie，kankansheicaishizuihoudeyingjia！lingchensandian，

wodingzhediannaopingmushangneipianniandaiwendeshengaoye，zhijieniedefabai。zuoweiwangwenbianji，shenguodebiequwenbushao，

danzheipianlidenvzhushenyu，

bawoqidaoganteng——beifuchangzhangzhangfuluzhenjunhetaneiwei“tongshiyishuang”baililianshouqifudaotoushang，

jiabao、kougongzi、pozangshuiyangyangzhanquan，zuihoujingzhiqingpiaopiaoyiju“buaile”jiutuichang，

lianjubianjiedoumeiyou。“zheijiaoshenmebaofu？chunshuwonang！”woyaozheyawangshengaoyijianlanqiaozi，

zhijianbajianpanzadedongdongxiang，“nvzhubeiwuminghuachengpofu，zhananhelvchadaoguodefengshengshuiqi，

zuishangshuobuaile，anchuochuodeqidaizhananzhuiqihuozangchang，jiuzheihaiganjiaodanvzhu？yaoshiwochuanjinqu，

feidebaleneiduigounannvdepi！”qiaowanzuihouyigegantanhao，womengdiheshangbijiben，yanqianturanyihei。

aoyejianuhuozandetaixiong，toutongxiangyouwushugenzhenzaizha。wozaidaozaichuangshang，

yishimohuqianhaizaisuisuinian：“zhenchuanjinqu……dingyaotamenshenbaiminglie……”teng。

zuanxindetengcongetouzhakaishi，womengdizhengkaiyan。shixianbeiyipianxinghonghuzhu，taishouyimo，

manshouwenredenianni——shixue。“gaoshenme……”woxiangchengzheqishen，hunshenqueruandexiangmeigutou。

yuguangsaoguosizhou，xinmengdichenlexiaqu：jianloudezhuanfang，shuinidifanzhelengbai，qiangshangguazhemao**，

pangbianhaidazhegediaoqidetangcigangzi。zheibushiwojia。meidengwofanying，

yiduibushuyuwodejiyisuipianmengdizhuangjinnaohai：shenyu，25sui，

gangtiechangjiashuyuandezhigongjiashu；zhangfuluzhenjun，shichanglidefuchangzhang；zuowandezhengchao，tatuilaideshou，

etouzhuangzaizhuojiaodedunxiang……womozheeshangdeshangkou，tengdeziyaliezui——hezhewozhenchuanshule？

haizhenghaochuanchengleneigerangwoqidaomarendebiequnvzhushenyu？dishangsanluozhedaixuedesuicipian，

pangbianyazhebensihuaiderijiben。wopaguoqufankai，

zuixinyiyedezijidoudelihai：“zhenjunyoubagongzijilebaili，woshuohaiziyaobuyingyang，tamawoxinxiongxiaai，

budonggongrenjiejiqingyi。zhengzhishita……”houmiandezibeixuejihule，zhishengjidaoliaocaodehuahen。baili！

jiushishulineigezhuangkeliandelvcha！anqingjie，zheihuierluzhenjungaizaibailijia“songwennuan”，

yuanzhudeyinweishixueguoduohunmiyizhengye，luoxiachangniantoutongdebinggen。“xiangdemei！”woyaozheya，

qiangchengzhewangmenkoupa。meidongyicun，etoudeshangjiuchezhenaodaiteng，

danwobunengjiuzheimetangzhe——luzhenjunbushiaizaiwaizhuang“haozhangfuhaolingdao”ma？

wopianyaorangtazheifujiamiankong，xianliedaofeng。mumenchendehen，wopinjinquanlicaituikaitiaofeng。

chudongdehanfengjuanzhelengyiguanjinlai，wodalegeduosuo，chezhesiyadesangzihan：“jiuming！jiujiuwo！

”shengyinbuda，quezhenghaochuandaoleyuanerli。meiduojiu，jidaojicudejiaobushengyongguolai，shilinjujiadedasaomen。

tamenkanjianwomantoushixue、banpazaidishangdeyangzi，dunshiluanlezhenjiao。“shenyu！nizheishizale？

”“lufuchangzhangni？rangnishangchengzheiyang？”“kuai！songweishengsuo！”tamenqishoubajiaobawofuqilai，

wozaichediyunguoquqian，zuanzhulidezuijindezhaodashendeshou，

qiruoyousidijihua：“zhenjunta……zuowanqubailitongzhineierle……wolanleju……”huameishuowan，

wo“yanqianyihei”，shunshiyunleguoqu。erbianpiaolaidasaomendaochoulengqideshengyin——chengle，

diyikezhongzi，suanshizhongxiale。zaixingshi，renyizaichangweishengsuo，etouchanzhehouhoudeshabu。

zhaodashenjianwozhengyan，ganjincouguolai：“shentongzhi，nikesuanxingle！yishengshuozaiwanlaibanbu，zhenyaochudashi！

”woxuruodidiandiantou，yanlishishimanshanglei：“xiexienin……yiyaofei……”“xianbieguanqian，

womenjigecoule。”tapailepaiwodeshou，youyuzhekaikou，“lufuchangzhang……zhidaonizhuyuanbu？

”wochuizheyanlian，shengyindoudexiangqiufenglideyezi：“tazaibailitongzhineierni。

wobuganqudarao……”shuozhe，guyirangyanleizazaibeizishang，“shenzi，zhuyuanfeinengbunengkuanxianxie？

zhenjunmeiyuegongzipiaozhengdoujibailitongzhile，shuotamenguerguamuburongyi……jialijiaoyong，

quankaowohuzhihezheng……ninfangxin，woshoujiaokuai，

zheiqianyidingjinkuaihai……”bingfanglishunjianjingdenengtingjianchuangwaidefeng。jigepeilaidedashenjiaohuanzheyanse，

woxinlimenerqing——zheixiehua，buchubantianjiudechuanbianjiashuyuan。“nizheishayatou！

”zhaodashenzhongshirenbuzhu，“bangchentongshijiashumeicuo，nanengbuguanzigeerlaopohaizi？”womeijiehua，

zhimomomolei，xinliquezaisuanshijian：anshulideluzi，luzhenjundeliangtianhoucaihuijia，zheiliangtian，

gouwopubushaolule。zheihui，woderangneiduigounannvqiaoqiao，shenmejiaozhenzhengde“buaile”。ruye，

weishengsuolizhishengwohehuanyaodexiaohushi。tajianwoxingzhe，yadishengyindao：“shentongzhi，nizuowanbeisonglaishi，

xueyadoukuaicebuzhele，kebawomenhehuaile。”wochelechezuijiao：“jinimentianmafanle。”“zheisuansha。

”xiaohushipiepiezui，hurancoujinwoerbian，“shuozhende，bailineidianxiaoganmao，

yongdezhelufuchangzhangzhengsushouzhe？nishangchengzheiyang，tarenyingdoumeijian。

”woxintouyidong——kanlaizheixiaohushi，shigezhiqingren。“bailitongzhi……shenziruo。

”wochuizheyan，shouzhijiaozhebeijiao，“zhenjunshuo，tazhangfushiweichangxishengdelaomo，gaiduozhaogu。”“he，

”xiaohushilengxiao，“changliyishuangduole，jiutajingui？meiyuelingdebuzhubibierenduoyibei，haizhengtianhanqiong。

shangzhouwoqinyanjiantachuanlejianshanghailiaozidenizidayi，liangtangdehen。

”woshishiluchujingyayoumangrandeyangzi：“kezhenjunshuo……”“shuonishandu？xiaoxinyan？

”xiaohushifanlegebaiyan，“xianzaijiashuyuansheibuzhidao，lufuchangzhangdegongzidabanjinletakoudai。yaowoshuo，

nijiushipiqitaihaole。”zhengshuozhe，bingfangmenbeituikai，chuanbaidaguadelinyishengzoujinlai。

xiaohushiganjinbilezui，huanwanyaopingjiutuilechuqu。“shenyutongzhi，woshilinyisheng。”tafankaibingliben，

“shangkoufenghaole，danshixueduo，deguanchaliangtian。younaerbushufu？”“jiuyoudianyun。”woqingshengdazhe，

turanlingjiyidong，“linyisheng，wo……wozhiqianshibushiyelaiguoweishengsuo？”linyishengtuiletuiyanjing，

biaoqingchenlechen：“nidengxia。”taqudanganjufanlezhen，choulaiyibenbingli，“qunianshiyue，

zuobeitangshang；jinniansanyue，youleicuoshang；liuyue，jiaohuainiushang……”taheshangbingli，kanzhewo，

“meicidoushuo，shi‘yiwai’。”wozuanzhebeizideshoumengdishoujin——yuanzhushoudeku，

bishulixiededuotaiduole。“xiexienin。”wojieguobingli，jiazhuangfanzhe，baneixieriqiheshangchujizaixinli。

fandaozuihouyiyeshi，yizhangzhediedezhipiandiaolechulai。linyishengshiqudichuqule。wozhankaizhipian，

shizhangyuanzhushouxiedezhangben，

zijijuanxiuquetouzhelei：“1985nian3yue：zhenjungongzi118yuan，

jiaojiayong5yuan；bailichu100yuan，yu13yuanweishuoquxiang。

4yue：gongzi118yuan，jiaojiayong3yuan；chengbailierzishengbing，

zhiqu20yuan……jiayongquekou：huzhiheshouru，3yue12yuan，

4yue9yuan……”zhibiandoumoqimaole，xianranyuanzhuchangnachulaikan。wodingzheneijixingzi，

xiongkoumendefateng——tajiushizheiyangyifenyilikouzhe，kaohuzhihedeqianchengzhezheigejia。

bazhangbenhebinglizangjinzhentouxia，wowangxiangchuangwai。museli，jiashuyuandedengyizhanzhanliangqilai。buzhidaocike，

luzhenjunshizaichanglizhuangmang，haishizaibailijia“songwennuan”？liangtianhou，wozhiyichuleyuan。

yiyaofeijizaixiaobenzishang，gendianfudedashenmenyiyixieguo，chengnuojinkuaihai。tuikaijiamen，yigumeiweipuguolai。

dishangdexuejiganchengleanhese，suicipianquemeile——buzhishiluzhenjunhuiguo，haishilinjubangmangshoushide。

wosaoleyanzheijianloudejia：muzhuoquelejiao，yizituidianzhewapian，qiangjiaodexiaomeilumeishenghuo，

qiangshangneizhangjiehunzhaociyandehen——zhaopianshangluzhenjunbanzhelianzhuangyansu，yuanzhuxiaodeyouxiuseyoushaqi。

“shaguniang。”woduizhezhaopianqingshengdao，“tagenbenbupei。”fanbianwuzi，zaichuangdimodaogebingganhe，

limianshiyuanzhudesiwu：jizhangliangpiao、meitunsefaka、yibenriji，haiyou——jifengxin。

xinzhihuangdefacui，shiluzhenjunxiejibailide。wokuaisusaowan，daduoshirichangwenhou，kezilideqinnijinger，

zaoyueletongshidejie。zuizhayandeshiqizhongyifengderiqi——1983nian5yue，

neihuierbailidezhangfuzhoujianguohaihuozhe。“lili：shangciyibie，shenshisinian。laozhouneibianniduodandai，

bierangtaqiyi。dengwochuchahuilai，zhaojihuiqukanni……”wozhijianfaleng。yuanlaizaozaizhoujianguoqushiqian，

taliangjiugoudashangle。suowei“zhaoguyishuang”，buguoshikuaizhexiubu。

wohaijizheshulihouqibailixuanyaoshishuode——zhoujianguonashishenmexishengdelaomo，shiweiguicaozuoside，

luzhenjunweilebangtanafuxujin，caiyinganlege“jiuchangcaichan”demingtou。baxinzanghao，wozhengxiangzaizhaozhao，

menwaichuanlaijiaobusheng，jiezheshiyaochizhuansuodedongjing——luzhenjunhuilaile。menbeituikai，

tagaodadeshenyingduzaimenkou。bizhaopianshangkanzheyingting，keneishuangyanjingtaili，saoguowotoushangdeshabushi，

meitoudoumeidongyixia。“tingshuoninaodaoyiyuanqule？”tatuolewaitaowangmenhouyigua，yuqilengdexiangbing，

“genlinjuxiashuoleshenme？”wozuanjinquantou，

zhijiaqiajinzhangxin——yuanzhujiushibeitazheifulengmocuomoside。“wobuxiaoxinshuaile，

linjuhaoxinsongwoqude。”wodizhetou，shengyinfangdeqing，“yiyaofeishiwangsaotamendiande，

womingtianjiuquhuzhihezhengqianhai……”“youlaile！”luzhenjunbunaifandidaduan，“zhengtianqianqianqian，

subusu？bailizhangfuweichangxisheng，woduozhaogudianzenmele？nizhibuzhidaotayigerendaihaiziduoburongyi？

”woyaozheshejiancaimeidinghuiqu。shouqiaoqiaomojinweiqunkoudai，

anxialexiaoluyinjidekaiguan——zheishiwoconghushizhan“jie”laide，jiudengzheiyike。“zhenjun，

wobushifanduinibangbailitongzhi。”woguyizhuangdeqieshengshengde，“zhishixiaobaozhengzhangshenti，

nengbuneng……liudianqianjitamaijidan？”“jidan？”luzhenjunchixiao，

“nizhidaobailidehaizilianfandouchibubaoma？nizheizhongzisideren，genbenbupeidangzhigongjiashu！”“keshi，

”wotaiqileiyankanzheta，“shanggeyuenijibailimailejianmaoyi，

wohexiaobaodouliangnianmeitianxinyifule……”“bizui！”tamengdipaizhuozi，“niyepeigentabi？

tashilaomojiashu！nizaiwuliqunao，bieguaiwobukeqi！”woyangzhuangbeihezhe，wanghoutuiletui，

quebaoluyinjibameijuhuadouludeqingqingchuchu。tafawanhuo，congchoutichoulediepiaojujiuyaozou。“zheimewanle，

niquna？”woxiaoshengwen。“jiaban！”tatouyebuhuidishuaishangmen。tingzhejiaobushengyuanle，

wotaochuluyinjianletingzhijian。xianzai，gaipuxiayibudelule。wozoudaoshuzhuoqiantankaixinzhi，

biaotinihao：《zhigongjiashudeersanshi》。kanzhexianggesonggongrenjiatingde，

shizezangzhedaozi——yaochailuzhenjunzheidu“haonanren”deqiang，dexiancongfenglizaoqi。

qizhongyipian《fangzhichangnvgongdeguangyure》，bayuanzhudeshihuanleshenqiao：nvzhugaichengfangzhichangnvgong，

jiashuyuanhuanchenggongchangsushe，xietazenmebeizhangfuhe“tongshiyishuang”qifu，zenmekaozijiyingcheng。

zilibumashei，zhibaneixiebiequshitankailexie——duzhexinliziyougancheng。qingchenliudian，

jiashuyuandedalabazhunshifang《dongfanghong》。worouzhesuanzhangdeyanjing，baxiehaodegaozisaijinxinfeng。aoletongxiao，

toushangdeshangyinyinzuotong，kezhi。“shentongzhi，zheimezaoa？”woshouyidou，ganjinbaxinfengsaichoutili。

menkouzhanzheduimendelidasao，duanzhegetangciwan。“jinisongdiandoujiang，zijiamode。”taxiaomimizoujinlai，

“touhaitengbu？”“haoduole，xiexienin。”wojieguowan，

wenrecongtangcichuandaozhangxin——zheishijiashuyuanshaoyoudenuanyi，huoxushidui“kelianren”delianminba。

lidasaodeyanzaiwulisaolequan：“lufuchangzhanghaimeihui？”“tamang。”woditouminlekoudoujiang，

guyirangshouzhanlezhan，“zuowan……gaishizaijiaban。”“jiaban？”lidasaopiepiezui，

“wangshifuxiayebanshi，kanjiantawangxiquzoule。”xiqu，shibailizhudedifang。

woyankuang“shua”dihongle，yibanshiaode，yibanshiyande：“lidajie，

ninbiezheimeshuo……zhenjunta……kendingshichanglideshi。”lidasaotankouqi，

pailepaiwoshoubei：“nia……jintianxiyiri，yihuierwolaijiaoni。”songzouta，womodiao“yanlei”，

congchuangdituochuxiyipen。jintianshijiashuyuangonggongxiyiri，yeshiwojihuali，

diyicigenbaili“ouyu”derizi。xiyiquzaishuifangpangdekongdishang，shijigejiashuweizheshuicao，

chuiyifudepengpengsheng、shuoxiaoshenghunzaiyikuaier。wobaozhemupenzouguoqu，renqunturanjingleshun。“shentongzhilaila！

”wangsaoxiankailekou，“shanghaodianmei？”“haoduole，duoxiedajia。”woxiaozhezhandaozuibiandeshuicaoqian，

guyibeiduizhezhongren。tamenyueyilun，woyaochuandexiaoxijiuyuenengsankai。feizaopaozaishuimianzhakai，

zheerduotingshenhoudesuihua：“……tingshuolufuchangzhangzuowanyouquxiqule……”“……bailineierzi，

meiyangenlufuchangzhangshibushiyoudianxiang？”“……shentongzhizhenkelian，zijihuzhiheyangjia，

nanrenbaqianquanji……”shuishengturanbianda，yilunshengtingle。wojiazhuangmeichajue，jixucuoyifu。

zhidaoyizhenxiangshuiweipiaoguolai——jiashuyuanmeirenyongdeqixiangshui，chulebaili。“shenjiejie！

”tiandefanideshengyincongbeihouchuanlai，“tingshuonishoushangle，woteyilaikankan。”wozhuanshen，

zhongyujianzhelehuodebaili。bishulixiedehaijingzhi：guazilian，liuyemei，chuanjianzanglanlieningzhuang，

yaoxidexiangqiachulaide。zuizhayandeshibozishangneitiaohongsijin——qunianshanghailaidejinqiaohuo，

luzhenjun“chucha”daihuilaide，yuanzhuyanchanlehaojiu。“bailitongzhi。”wochechugexiao，“zheimeqiao。

”“kebushima！”tabaxiyipenfangwopangbian，dongzuoyouyadexiangbaikuo，“zhenjungeshuonishangdebuqing，

kedanxinle。”zhenjunge。woweiliyizhenfanyong——tajiushiguyizaizhongrenmianqianjiaodeqin。

“tataicaoxinle。”woningganjianchenshan，turantigaoshengyin，“bailitongzhi，zhoushifuzhenshilaomoba？

jiwomenjiangjiangtadeguangrongshibei？jiashuyuandouxiangduoxuexuelaomoni。

”bailishoulidefeizao“pa”didiaoshuili。tawanyaoqulao，sijinhuaxialai，

jingceluchukuaianhongdeyinzi——juebushiwenziyaode。“ta……henqinlao。”tashengyinfaxu，

“jiabanshi……weilehuchanglidecaichan……”“jutishishashierya？”wozhazheyanzhuiwen，

“wotingshuotadeguoxianjingongzuozhe？”xiyiquchedijingle，suoyoujiashudouzhizheerduo。

zhoujianguode“laomo”shenfenshitadehushenfu，kekanzheiyangzi，tagenbenbulejiezijizhangfu。

“shi……shichanglijimi。”baililianfabai，“lingdaoburangduoshuo。

”“e——”wotuozhanglediaozi，huafengturanyizhuan，“duile，nierzizuijinhaodianmei？zhenjunzongdianji，

shuohaiziqueyingyang。”bailixiangzhuazhejiumingdaocao：“haoduole！

duokuizhenjungejideyingyangfei……”huachukoutajiujiangle——shuolouzuile。wojiazhuangmeitingjian，

jixudao：“neijiuhao。zhenjunxinshan，zongshuonimenguerguamuburongyi。qishinibuyongkeqi，

younanchuzhaogonghuijiuxing，duiba？”jigejiashujiaohuanzheyanse。bailizuanjinleyifu，

zhijiedoubaile：“shenjiejieshuodedui……wogaihuiqule，haizigaiele……”kanzhetacanghuangliuzoudebeiying，

wogoulegouzuijiao——buyongmingzhema，paojigewenti，ziyouhaoshizhequcha。bangwan，

luzhenjunyinzhelianchongjinjiamenshi，wozhengjiaogebihaizirenzi。“shushuhao！”haiziqieshengshengdazhaohu。

luzhenjunmianqiangdianletou，denghaizizoule，“peng”dishuaishangmen。“nigenbailihushuoshenmele？

”tayibazuanzhuwoshouwan，“sheirangnidatingzhoujianguodeshi？”wozaobeihaoleshuoci，

yanlishunjianmanlelei：“wo……wojiushixiangduolejielaomoshiji，haoxiebaodao……nikan！

”wozhengkaishou，chouchushuizhuoshangdexinzhi，“changbaoshuowowenzhangxiedehao，xiaqijiudeng！”luzhenjunlengzhule，

songkaishoujieguoxinzhi。wochenjirouleroushouwan——mingtianzheierkendingyaoqing。