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小说简介

zuozhe“fengkuangxiaohuangya”dezuixinyuanchuangzuopin，gudaiyanqingxiaoshuo《congshendundaofuma，gongzhuhewobobitiao》，jiangshuzhujiaolinxiaoxiaomingyueshenbianfashengdejingcaigushi，zuozhewenbibusu，jingcaijuqingburongcuoguo！zhuyaojiangshudeshi：jiezheshi**huxixunlian**——fushihuxifa。linxiaodeshouxuxufangzaizijifubushifan：“xiqishi，xiangxiangqixichenruzheili，duziweiweiguqi……

精彩章节

biansaidefengxiangguozheshalidebianzi，chouzailianshangshengteng。shuzuyingdideqingchen，huotoujunlinxiaozhengpazaidishang，

jianbeiqifurulang，yishangyixiazuozhebiaozhundefuwocheng。hanzhushunzhetashouxuedebojinggunluo，

zajinganzaodechentuli。“kanneilinfengzi！youzaifadianle！”jigecuzhuangdeshibingbaozhegebochixiao，

“gutouqingdemeisiliang，jinzhengxieniangmenjijidehuahuo，nengdangfanchihaishinengkanmanzinaodai？”linxiaochongerbuwen。

shentishigemingdebenqian，gengshiluanshibaomingdejishi。zheijuquqiaodeyuanzhutaiguochanruo，

tabixujinkuaihuifuxiandaidingjitinengshidezhuangtai。

shendun、bobitiao、kaoqiangjingdun……zheixiebeigurenshiweiguaiyidedongzuo，shitaweiyideyizhang。

jihuilaidecubujifang。yixiaogupiaohandemanzuyouqituxilewaiweishaoka，hunluanzhong，

yimingmanbingxionghandipuxiangluodandexiaoduizhangzhaotiezhu。zhaotiezhulidaquebenzhuo，yankanjiuyaobeiwandaokaitangpodu。

qianjunyifa，yidaoshouxuedeshenyingruliebaobancongxiecilichongchu！linxiaodedongzuokuaideweifanchangli，

aishen、ningyao、yigexunmengdetiedihuachanjingzhunchuaizaimanbingzhichengtuidexiwo。“kala！

”lingrenyasuandegulieshengxiangqi，manbingcanhaozhezaidao。linxiaoshunshidanqi，shouzhouruzhongchuibanhenhenzaxiangqijingce，

manbingshunjiantanruan。zhenggezhanchangfangfojingleyishun。zhaotiezhusilitaosheng，

dengyuanleyanjingkanzhezheigepingrilibeichaoxiaowei“linfengzi”deshouruohuotoujun。“ni……”zhaotiezhuchuanzhecuqi，

kanzhelinxiaoliuchangshoushi，qixijingbizijihaiwen，“nizheishishenmeyaofa？”linxiaomolebalianshangdehanhexuezi，

zhizhedishangaihaodemanbinghejigeyinbenzhuoduoshanerniushangjiaohuaidezijiren，

shengyinbudaqueqingxichuantouxuanxiao：“yaofa？kankan！zhizhimanlichongsha，budongxiediaofali，budongbaohuguanjie！

zheijiaoxunlianquexian！jiwosangeyue，yizhixiaodui，wonengrangtamengengxiong、gengkuai、gengburongyidaoxia！

”zheihuakuangwangzhiji。danlinxiaoyanzhongneifenburongzhiyideduding，hetagangcaineiguimeibandeshenshou，

rangzhaotiezhuxintoujuzhen。tadingzhejudadeyali，

congshangbingyingliboleqigewaigualiezaojilinxiao——quanshixiemeihaolisuodequetuibing、laobinggui。meirenkanhao，

quandangjizhei“fengzi”yigefaxiedechukou。linxiaoyaodejiushizheige。shangbingyingyuanlizhujun，qingjing。

tachenglezheibarenxiaoduide“moguijiaotou”。meiyouqixie？meiguanxi。tiandijiushizuihaodejianshenfang。

“zheijiaoshendun！**xianghouzuo，xiangxianghoumianyouzhangyizi！xigaibiechaoguojiaojian！yaotingzhi！

ganshoudatuihe**zaishao！”linxiaodehoushenghuidangzaiyingdijiaoluo。

shibingmenziyaliezuidimofangzhezhei“lashi”bandezishi。“fuwocheng！xiongfutiedi！qilaishiyongxiongkoufali！

bushiyongduzigong！”tayigegejiuzhengdongzuo。“gongbuzou！meiyibudoujiwocaiwenle！

liandeshizhanchangshangzhandezhu、chongdedongdetui！”“bobitiao！paxia！tiaoqi！zailai！liandeshixinfei，

shijuejinglihainengbaofadeliqi！”shibingmenleidexianggouyiyangtuzheshetou，hunshenbeihanshuijintou。

tagengyinrulechaoyueshidaidelinian：**gongnengxingxunlian**。kangyuanmumonifuzhongchongfeng，

tuishinianlianhexinliliang，zaikengwabupingdedimianlianxikuaisubianxiangbenpaoyitishengzhanchangminjiehewendingxing。

tashenzhiqiangxingguiding：meicixunlianqianbixuzuoyitaotabianpaide“reshencao”，xunlianhoubixu“lashen”！

haijiaolexiejiandandeziwo**fangsongjirouheguanjiebaohudexiaojiqiao。“linjiaotou，zheiniulainiuqude…zhenyouyong？

”yigejiaowanglaoniandelaobingrouzhesuantongdexigai，jiangxinjiangyidianlinxiaojiaodefazianrouxiyanzhouweidexuewei。

“xiangshaoshouzui，xianghuoming，jiuzhaozuo！”linxiaoyuqiburongzhiyi。zhiyishengcongweiduanjue。

zhidaosangeyuehoudequanjunxiaobi。dangzheizhiyou“feiwu”zuchengdeduiwuzoushangxiaochangshi，yinlaiyipianhongxiao。

kedanghaolingxiangqi，yiqiedoubianle。

shangrulvpingdi；bobitiaochuilianchudexinfeinailirangtamenzaizhangjulifuzhongbenxihourengyouyulifaqizuihoudechongji。

genglingrencemudeshi，zheizhixiaoduidongzuoxiediaoliuchang，shanbilinghuo，jihumeiyouchuxianchangjiandeniushangshuaishang。

cengjingchixiaotamendejingbingduiwu，jingbeizheizhi“shangbingdui”zaizongheyanlianzhongsisiyazhi！

zhaotiezhukanzhezijishouxiatuotaihuangudebing，jidongdehuzidouzaidou。xiaoxirutongzhanglechibang，

feijinlebaifuzhang、xiaoweideerduoli。“linfengzi”bianchenglezhishoukerede“linjiaotou”。

tafuzexunliandejingruichihouxiaodui，xingdongruguimei，nailijingren，chengweibianjunzuifenglidebishou。jungongbushang，

linxiaodemingziyicicibeitiqi，zhiweiyecongxiaoxiaodehuotoujunyilucuansheng，

zhizhibeiyidaojiajidemizheheyizhidiaoling，zhaorulefengyunhuijudejingcheng。diaolianghuadongdejinjunxiaochang，

qifenqueyayidelingrenzhixi。yulinjunfutonglingzhoubiao，shencaikuiwurutieta，pizhezengliangdeshanwenjia，

baozhegebo，tonglingbandeyanjinglimanshihaobuyanshideqingmie，

shangxiadaliangzheyanqianzheigezhichuanzheputongwuguanchangfu、shenliangzhinengshuoyunchengdelinxiao。“jiuni？

”zhoubiaodebiyinhengchunongnongdebuxie，“kaoneixiebengbengtiaotiao、niuniunieniedebashi，lianchuledianhurendemingtou？

zheilishitianzijiaoxia，shigongweihuangchengdeyulinjun！bushibiansaineiqunmeijianguoshimiandenituizi！

nineitaohonghaizidewanyier，chenzaoshouqilai！”linxiaoshensepingjing，zhiwenleyiju：“zhoufutongling，

ganwenninshouxiazuijingruidedixiong，yicinengfangdaojige？”zhoubiaoyileng，suijikuangaodaxiao：“hahaha！

laozidaidebing，yigedawugexunchangjunhanbuzaihuaxia！zenme？xiangshishi？”“shishi。”linxiaodiantou，

zoudaoxiaochangzhongyangkongdishang，suiyiyizhan，“qing。”“kuangwang！”zhoubiaonujifanxiao，yanshenyili，“diyidui！

shang！”bagejingtiaoxixuan、bangdayaoyuandeyulinjunjingrui，rulangsihudipuleshanglai，quanfenghuxiao，

fengsilelinxiaosuoyoutuilu。guanzhandejunguanmenyoudeyaotou，youdelengxiao，

dengzhekanzheibuzhitiangaodihoudexiaozibeizouchenglanni。linxiaodongle。tadedongzuomeiyousihaohuashao，

kuaidezhiliuxiacanying。ceshenrangguodangxiongyiquan，tongshizuoshourudushebandiaozhuduifangshouwan，shunshiyidaiyining，

jiaoxiajingzhundiyiban。diyigejingruihengdoumeihengyishengjiushuaifeichuqu。jinjiezhe，taaishenduoguosaotui，

jianbangmengdizhuangrulingyirenhuaizhong，neirenzhijuedeyigupeirandaliyonglai，xiongkoufamen，

dengdengdengliantuiqibabuyi**zuodao。linxiaobufaguiyi，zairenqunzhongchuansuo，

meiyicijiechudoubansuizhechenmendezhuangjihetonghu。

tayongdequanshixiandaigedouzhongzuijianjiegaoxiaodeguanjiejihefalijiqiao，

jieheleqiangdadehexinlilianghechaoyueshidaideminjiexing。budaobanzhanchagongfu，bagejingruihengqishubatangleyidi，

**buzhi。erlinxiaozhishiweiweidiaozhengleyixiahuxi，ejiaoshenchuximidehanzhu，yishanshenzhidoumeizenmeluan。

quanchangsiji。zhoubiaozhangzhezui，lianshangdejiroujiangyingdichouchuzhe，xiangbeirenshengshengchouleyijixiangliangdeerguang，

**laditeng。suoyouzhiyi、chaofengdemuguang，shunjianhuaweilejinghaihenanyizhixin。

“zhei…zhei…”zhoubiaozhizhedishangpabuqilaideshouxia，houlongxiangshibeiduzhule。“bushihuajiazi，futongling。

”linxiaodeshengyinyijiupingwen，“shikexue。ruheyongzuixiaodeliliang，diaodongquanshenxiediaofali，

gongjizuicuiruodedian。ruhebaochizhongxin，ruhezaiyidongzhongfali。zheijiaogongnengxinggedouxunlian。”zheiyizhan，

chedidiandinglelinxiaozaiyulinjunzhongdediwei。tadailaidexunlianxuanfeng，congzuidicengdexinbingyingguaqi，

xunsuxijuanlexuyaozhongzhenqigudejizhi“wentibudui”。

dezhuanxiangtinengxunlian（ruchixienaili、kuaisufanying）、kexuedehuifuliucheng……yulinjundemianmaozaiqiaorangaibian。

zheigufeng，zhongyubukebimiandichuijinlejiuzhonggongque。zichendianpiandian，qifenyouxieweimiao。

jiweixufajiebai、chuanzhexinghuangguanpaodelaotaiyinianzhehuxu，meitouningchenglegeda，

shenshizhedianzhongneigetingbadeshenying。linxiaofengzhijinjian，chuishougongli。“bixia，

”weishoudechenyuanpanshengyindaizhejiujugaoweidejinchi，

“laochendengzixiyanyuelelinjiaotouchengshangdeneiben…e…《tinengxundaogangyao》。qizhongsuoyan，

shenme‘jirousiliexiufuyizengqili’，‘xinfeixunhuanzhiqianghua’，

‘guanjierendaizhiyanghu’……shulaochenzhiyan，wensuoweiwen！cidengshuofa，jinhuyice，

youbei《neijing》yinyangdiaohe、qixuetongdazhigenbendadao！gengyoushenzhe，qixunlianzhifa，gangmengjilie，

kongyoutouzhiyuanqi、qianghaijinguzhiyuabixia！”tatongxinjishoudiyaotou，fangfokandaolehongshuimengshou。

lingyiweitaiyijiekoudao：“youqishiqizhongjiaodaohuangzigongzhumendebufen！jinzhiyuye，tipobenjiuyiwenyangweishang，

qinengruwufubancaolian？wanyiyougeshanshi，shangleguiti，dongyaoguoben，sheidandeqizheipotianganxi？bixiasansi！

”longyishangdechengpingdi，nianyuewuxun，mianrongqingjue，yanshenshensui。tabingweilijibiaotai，

shouzhiqingqingqiaojizhezitanfushou，muguangluozailinxiaoshenshang，daizheshenshiyutanjiu：“linqing，taiyimensuoyan，

niyouhehuashuo？”linxiaoshenxiyikouqi，taiqitou，muguangqingchetandang：“bixia，zhuweitaiyidarensuoyanyili，

bodajingshen，weichenbuganwangjiapingyi。ranweichenzhifa，yuanzishijian，zhongshixiao。bianjunshangbingyingbaminglaoruoshangbing，

jingsanyuexundao，keshengjingrui；yulinjunjiangshitizhigaishan、feizhanshangsunjianban，zhanlitishengyoumugongdu。

cifeiyice，naitiezheng。”tadunledun，shengyinchenwenyouli：“zhiyuhuangzigongzhudianxia，

weichenqiganyicaolianjunshizhifadaizhi？suoweixunlian，liangticaiyi，yinreneryi。qiangjiantipofeiweizhengzhan，

naiweiqubingqiangshen、tingbayitai、zengyijingliyilixueyeguoshi。dongzuojiejingfanfuzhenzhuo，quqiqiangshenjiantizhixiao，

biqigangmengguoduzhixian。qiexunlianzhiqianbichongfenreshen，zhihoubiyoushuhuanlashen，peiyiyinshidiaoyang，

cizhenghe‘diaohe’zhidao。ruoyanfengxian，jingwobudong，qixueningzhi，baibingcongsheng，qifeigengdafengxian？”“heng！

qiaoyanlingse！”chenyuanpanfuxiu。“shiyufei，kongkouwuping。”chengpingdizhongyukaikou，

shengyindaizheburongzhiyideweiyan，muguangsaoguolinxiao，“linqing。”“chenzai。”“zhenjiniyigejihui。

zimingriqi，nijianren‘huangjiatinengzongjiaotou’，zhuansizhidaozhaoyanggongzhuzhitipoqiangjianshiyi。gongzhusulaitiruo，

ruoninengzaisanyuezhinei，linggongzhuqisehaozhuan，jingliyousuozengyi，erbusunqifenhao，zhenbianxinnisuoyanfeixu，

zhongzhongyoushang！ruobuneng……”huangdidemuguangruilirudao，“huogongzhuyoubandianchachi，liangzuibingfa！

nikeganlingming？”yiguwuxingdeyalilongzhaoxialai。taiyimenyanzhongliuluchuxingzailehuo。jiaodaogongzhu？

zheichashibixunlianqianjunwanmagengxiongxianbaibei！gongzhushaoyoubushi，bianshiwanjiebufu！linxiaoxintouyilin，

suijiyongqiqiangliedetiaozhanyu。taliaopaodanxiguidi，shengyinzhandingjietie：“chen，lingzhi！bibufubixiasuotuo！

”zhaoyanggongzhuxiaomingyuede“jingshuyuan”，yuqishuoshigongdian，gengxiangyizuojingxinbuzhidejiangnanyuanlin。tingtaishuixie，

huamufushu，chuchutouzheyazhi。zhishizheiyazhizhong，sihuzongyingraozheyisihuizhibuqudeyaoxiang。

linxiaodiyicitaruyuanzhong，bianjiandaoshuixiebianpinglanerlideqianying。gongzhuchuanzheyishentianshuibidegongzhuang，

shenzixianxiruliu，fuseshijiubujianyangguangdecibai，jijintouming。tazhengwangzhechizhongyouyu，

celianlunkuoyoumeiquedaizhejifenhuizhibuqudejuandai，fangfoyizhenfengjiunengchuidao。tingdaojiaobusheng，

tahuanhuanzhuanguoshen。meiruyuandai，mouruoqiushui，qizhiqinglengruyuegongxianzi，zhengshizuishouhuangdichongaidezhaoyanggongzhu。

“linjiaotou？”tadeshengyinhenqing，daizheyisibuyichajuedeshulihehaoqi。xianran，

taduizheiweijinlaizaijingchengshengmingqueqi、shenzhiganyutaiyiyuanjiaobande“guairen”jiaotouyousuoerwen。

linxiaoyilicanbai：“weichenlinxiao，fengzhiqianlai，weigongzhudianxiadiaolitipo。”xiaomingyueweiweihanshou，

zhangzhangdejiemaochuixia：“youlaolinjiaotou。zhishibengongzheishenzi……pashijingbuqizheteng。”tayuqipingdan，

quetouzheyigurenmingdejuanyi。duonianlaitangyaobuduan，queshouxiaoshenwei，

taduisuoweide“qiangshenjianti”zaoyibubaoxiwang。“dianxiafangxin，”linxiaoyuqichenwen，

daizheyizhonglingrenanxindeliliang，“weichenzhifa，juefeihulangzhishu。qingdianxiayibu。

”taxuanzeleyichukaikuopingzheng、puzherouruanyintandelinshuixuanzuoweixunlianchang。meiyouqixie，

zhiyoulianggetadailaideruandian。diyike，congzuijichude**zhanzi**kaishi。“dianxia，qingziranzhanli。

”linxiaozhanzaixiaomingyueshenceyibuzhiwai，muguangzhuanzhudiguanchazhetadetitai，“shuangzufenkai，yukuatongkuan，

jiaojianweiweixiangqian…dui。qingfangsongjianbang，

xiangxiangnindehounaoshao、jianjiaguzhongjian、digusandianlianchengyitiaozhixianchuizhiyudimian…”tadeshengyinwenheerqingxi，

daizheyizhongqiyideyindaoli。xiaomingyuecongweirucixizhidiganshouguozijideshenti。tanulidiaozhengzhe，

quefaxianweichizheigekansijiandandezishi，jingxuyaodiaodongbeibu、fubushenzhitunbudeliliang，buyihuier，

ejiaojiushenchuleximidehanzhu。“henhao，dianxia。baochihuxi，buyaobieqi。

xiqi…huqi…ganshouqixichenrudantian…”linxiaoshishitixing。

jiezheshi**huxixunlian**——fushihuxifa。linxiaodeshouxuxufangzaizijifubushifan：“xiqishi，

xiangxiangqixichenruzheili，duziweiweiguqi…huqishi，fubuziranneishou，

jiangfeiqichedipaichu…”xiaomingyuexuezhetadeyangzi，changshizheshenhuxi。jicizhihou，

tacangbaidelianjiajingqijibanditouchuyisijidandexuese，

ganjuexiongkouneiguchangnianyujidechenmengansihusongdonglexiexu。“dianxiaganjueruhe？”linxiaoshishixunwen。

xiaomingyueqingqingyuchuyikouqi，yanzhongdiyiciluchuxiexuzhenshidejingqi：“sihu…songkuailexie？

xiongkoumeineimemenle。”linxiaoweiweiyixiao：“zheibianshiqixitongchang，qixuedeyiruyangzangfudekaishi。

jinridaociweizhi，dianxiaqingwubiancifameirilianxizhanziyuhuxizhishaobangeshichen。”tameiyoutanduo，

shenzhiguoyoubuji。jiexialaiderizi，linxiaoxunxujianjin。dierkeshi**kaoqiangjingdun**，

yongyuqianghuadatuiqiancegusitoujihehexinliliang，baohuxigai。xiaomingyuejinjinjianchileshigehuxi，

shuangtuibiandourushaikang，shentibushoukongzhidiwangxiahua。“jianchi，dianxia！zaisangehuxi！

”linxiaodeshengyindaizheguli，tongshiyizhiwennuanerwendingdeshouzhang，gezhebobodegongzhuang，

wenwendituozhuletayinzhandouerjihuwufazhichengdehouyaoxiafang。neishouzhangyunhandeliliangqiadaohaochu，

jitigonglezhicheng，youbuhuirangtawanquanxieli。yiguqiyidenuanliuheanxinganshunjiancongjiechudianmanyankai。

xiaomingyueyaozhexiachun，yingshiyouchenglewugehuxi。“henhao！feichangbang！”linxiaoshishisongkaishou，tuikaiyibu，

yuqidaizhezhenchengdezanshang。xiaomingyuefuzheqiangchuanxi，lianjiafeiqiliangtuanqiansuoweiyoudehongyun，buzhishileide，

haishiyinweineizhishouzhangdewendu。disanke，**pingbanzhicheng**。

danglinxiaoyaoqiutayishouzhouhejiaojianzhichengshenti，baochiquganchengyitiaozhixianshi，

xiaomingyuejuedezheijianzhishibukenengwanchengderenwu。tadeshoubei、fubu、datuidouzaifengkuangjianjiao**，

shentibushoukongzhidixiangxiataxian，juliezhandou。“dianxia，hexinshoujin！xiangxiangduqiyonglitiexiangjizhu！

tunbubuyaojueqiyebuyaotaxian！baochihuxi！biebieqi！”linxiaodeshengyinzaierbianxiangqi，qingxiyouli。

zheiyici，tadeshoubingweizhijiechupeng，ershixuxuanzaitayaotunshangfang，suishizhunbeitigongzhicheng，

tongshibuduanyongyuyanyindaotadiaozhengfalidian，“dui！jiushizheiyang！jianchizhu！ninbizuotianqiangduole！

”hanshuijinshilexiaomingyueeqiandesuifa，shunzheyoumeidexiahexiandiluozairuandianshang。

meiyicizhandoudoubansuizhejudadetongku，danlinxiaochenwendeshengyinheneishizhongxuanzaiyaojiandewuxingliliang，

chengletayaoyajianchixiaqudeweiyizhicheng。dangtazhongyulijiepaxiashi，hunshenrutongsanlejia，

danxindiqueyongqiyiguqiansuoweiyoude、zhengfulemouzhongkunnandeqiyimanzugan。tataiyankanxianglinxiao，

hanshuimimengdeshixianli，shitadaizhezanxuxiaoyideyanjing。kuzaodexunlianzhong，linxiaoyehuijiaruxiexuquwei。

**pinghengxunlian**zaifengjingruhuadeluanshixiaojingshangjinxing。xiaomingyuexiaoxinyiyidishenzhanshoubei，

xiangzhipanshanxuebudechuniao，zailinxiaozhuanzhudemuguangshouhuxia，changshidanzuzhanli，

ganshouzhejiaozhangxiaaotubupingdechuganduishentixiweikongzhideyaoqiu。meidangtayaoyaohuanghuangjijiangshuaidao，

linxiaozongnengjishidi、yiyizhongjuebuhuimaofanqueyouwubikekaodezitai，qingqingfuzhutadeshoubeihuojianbang。

“dianxia，yanjingpingshiqianfangyigegudingdian，youzhuyuwending。”tadejianyizongshiqiezhongyaohai。

**rourenxingxunlian**zezaipiaosanzhehuaxiangdenuangeli。linxiaojiaoshouyixiejichudeyujialashendongzuo，

ruyingershi、maoniushi。tabaochijueduidejuli，jinyongyuyanzhidao，

zuiduoyongyigenguanghuadeyuchiqingqingdianzaitaxuyaofalideweizhi。“beibufangsong，

xiangxiachen…ganshoujizhuyijieyijiedishuzhan…dui，feichanghao。”bianhuashiqiaoranfashengde。

cangbairuzhidelianjiatouchulejiankangdefenyun，changnianyingraomeiyudejuandaibeiyizhongqingxindehuoliqudai。

neishuangqiushuibandemouzi，yetunqulejifenqinglengshuli，duolexielingdongguangcai。gengmingxiandeshitadejingshen。

wuhouxiaoqideshijianbianduanle，kanshuxizishibuzaipinpinrouanejiao，shenzhiyouyicizaiyuhuayuanshanghuashi，

jingwuyishidixiaopaolejibuquzhuiyizhihudie，jingdeshenhoudegongnvmamamenmudengkoudai。