dongqixingchende《coushudangpingweikaijujigehouda6fen》demiaoxiezhanshilexuduoyixiangbudaodeyuansu，suimeitebiexinxianneirong，danshiyijiubuhuijuedelaotao。zhujiaoshisuzhezhangda，jiangshule：zheikeshitabazhuanmenzhaozhumingdeciqujiagaoxiaoqingxiede。zheiyishoujueduikeyirangzhenggejiemuzhalie，daoshihouzijijueduiyipaoerhong，zaiyongjinianzijijiuhuishizhenzhengdeming……
《woshigeshen》dazhongpingwei：suzhe？
真的假的啊？
kandaogangzuowandepingweimingpai，suzheganjueyoudianhuaiyi。
这也太简单了吧！
zuoweiyinlexuezi，takeshizhidao《woshigeshen》zheigejiemude，beichengweizuishouzhumudeyanchangleijiemuyebuweiguo。
canyubisaidedoushichengmingyijiuhuozhedanghongdedakagexing。
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suzhekandaodizhigongpaishangxiededizhizhendeshixiangnandianshitaidedizhi，xinzhongcaifangxinxialai。
diertianshangwu，suzhezhunshilaidaolexiangnandianshidashaqian。
“meixiangdaozhendejinlaile！”
suzhejiangpingweimingpaiguazaibozishang，juranzhijiebeigongzuorenyuanlingdaole《woshigeshen》dejiemuhoutai。
gangjinhoutaixiuxishi，suzhefaxianchuletayiwai，juranhaiyou9ren，jiashangtayihoushigeren。
zheishi，yimingnanzizoulejinlai，zhengshizuotianfajizijimingpaidenanzi。
zhibuguotadetaiduhenshilengmo，rangrenbushufu。
”haole，rendoulaiqile！youjidianzhuyishixiangwoyaojinimenshuoyixia！”
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nanziyizhiqishi，shuodao。
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suzheyezhongyuzhidaolezheirenmingjiaozhaoyuanfang，shi《woshigeshen》dezhixingdaoyan。
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......
haiyoushifenzhong，jiemumashangjiuyaokaishile。
kanzhefulitanghuang、feichangqipaidexianchang，suzhehaishidiyicijiandaozheizhongchangmian。
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tamenshiweidazhongpingweidouyijingluozuo。
shenhoubianshi1000mingxianchangguanzhong。
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congzheijiukeyikanchudiweidexuanshu。
suzhebingbuzaihudaodishibushicoushu，tazhishiqueyigejihui。
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tabukenengzhijiejiushangtaiyanchangyishouba。
kenengdaoshihougangshangtaijiubeirenganlechuqu。
bijing，xiangtazheizhongmuqiandediwei，meirentingtayijujieshide。
“haishizouyibusuanyibuba！daoshihoulinghuoyunyong！”
zheishi，guanzhongmenturanhuanhuleqilai，lianqita9weigentayiqidedazhongpingweiyezhanleqilaiguzhang。
suzhexiayishidezhanleqilai，jiranganzheifengongzuo，yedeyoudianzhiyejingshen，bijing2000kuaiqianle，goutayigeyueduoyuedeshenghuofeile。
tataiyankanqu，yuanlaisidapingweilaile：liuhuan、neiying、wangfeng、yangkun。
zheisiweidoushiyinlejiededalaojirenwu，guanzhongmenyouzheigefanyinghenzhengchang。
bijingyanchangjiabindoushidanghongshiligexing，yezhiyouzheizhongjibiederenwucainengzhenzhuchangzi。
zheishi，zhumingzhuchirenhejiongdengshangwutaizhongyang，zhijiantamiandaiweixiao，shuangshouxiaya，biaoshirangguanzhonganjingxialai。
“huanyingdajialaidao《woshigeshen》jiemudeyanboxianchang！”
“欢迎刘环老师！”
观众们欢呼声！
“huanyingneiyinglaoshi、wangfenglaoshi、yangkunlaoshi！”
tongyang，guanzhongmenhuanhusheng。
“zheiciweilejiemudegongpinggongzheng，jiemuzuhaitediyaoqingleshimingzhuanyejibiededazhongpingwei！”
daolezhei，guanzhongmendehuanhushengmingxianjiangdi！
“shouxian，rangwomenyouqingdiyiweishilipaidanghongxiaotianhou：dengziqi！”
tingdaozhei，guanzhongmenzhijiezhalie。
“wozheicizhongyukeyijianwodemengzhongnvshenle！”
“zheici，wokeshituolebabeiguanxi，cainongdaolexianchangyaoqingquan！”
“sheishuobushini，wokeshihualelaobiziqian，caiconghuangniuneimaidaode！”
“jushuozheicichuledengziqi，haiyouhaogeni！”
“youmeiyouwojiakunkun！”
“woquannishaoshuohua，zheizhongjiemunijiakunkungenbenbuganshangde！”
“heng，wojiakunkunzuihaole！”
......
zheishi，suzhekandao，yigeshencaijiaoxiaodeqianyingmanmandechuxianzailewutaizhongyang，zhengshidanghongshiligechangxiaotianhou：dengziqi。
yanchangkaishi，yinlexiangqi。
dengziqiyueerdesangyinxiangqi。
这是一首老歌新唱。
sanfenzhonghou，yishougequchangwan。
suzheweiweidiantou，zheishougeciqusuiranhenyiban，danshiqueyinweidengziqidechanggongzengtianlebushaosecai。
zheishi，suzhelingguangyixian，taxiangdaoleyigejuemiaodefangfa，keyirangtaxiyinsuoyourendezhuyili，zhiyaoanzhaozijideyuce，zoushangwutai，jueduiyipaoerhong。
dengziqiyishouchangwan，siweipingweilaoshikaishidianping。
siweipingweidatishuodexiangtong，wufeijiushikuajiangdengziqidechanggonghao、zuocizuoquyouxiu。
最后四位评委打分。
刘环：9分
那影：9.8分
王峰：9.6分
杨昆：10分
siweipingweidoujilehengaodefenshu，daibiaoleduidengziqidekending。
guanzhongmengengshiduidengziqidezheishougedajiazanshang。
“zheicizhendelaizhele....”
“wojiaziqizhenlihai！”
......
zheishi，lundaoledazhongpingweidedianping。
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“zheishougehendongren，rangwogandaoxinqingshuchang，huiweiwuqiong......”
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......
观众们纷纷点头。
“bukuishipingwei，tamendouhaoyouwenhua。”
“shia，buxiangwo，zhihuishuo：**，zhenhaoting！”
......
cike，zhongyulundaolezuihouyiweidesuzhe。
zheishi，suoyourendemuguangdouluozailesuzhedeshenshang。
wutaishangdengziqitongyangkanxianglesuzhe。
cike，dengziqibuzhidaoweisha，meilaiyoudexinzhongyouyisijinzhang，zheirangtayouxiebujie。
duiyuyulequandeyixiegoudang，talveyousuowen，duiyuzheixiegongweidehua，tazaojiujianguaibuguaile，yezaojiutingnile。
danshicikedeqingxu，querangtayouxieqiguai。
cike，suzhenadaohuatong，dunledunshuodao：
“zheishouge，geciyiban、zuociyiban、changgongsuiranbucuo，danshiwufawanjiuzheimeputongdeciqu，zonghexialaiwozhinengji6fen！”
什么！！
juranjidengziqidale6fen！！！
tahuayingangluo，suoyourenmanlianzhenjing，yipianhuaran。
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