痴傻的我靠高考改变炮灰命运三三得久-著

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“wo……yao……”zheiciwoshuolelianggezi，youbeilinxindaduan：“xiaoyaba，nibuhuishiyexiangxuechanggeba？

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babajiubumandao：“nidaodiyaoganma？nengbunengkuaidian？bantianshuobuqingchu，danwuxiaoyuanlianxi。”shibuguosan，

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”2babayezhenjingzhonghuiguoshenlai。chehuoxinglaizhihoudejinianli，

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nidangshiguojiajiani？jiunizheizhishang，susheguijukandedongma？”“nishuoshuokan，weishayaozhuxiao？

”zheihuiwomiaojiehua：“chao。”linmoyuanruwoyuliaobankaishichouqi。“douguaiwo，

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”“zaiyuanzaiguiwodouqu！qiunibieshengbamadeqi……”shuodaozuihou，yanleigunluoxialai，keliandebuxing。

linmoyuanshituanchong，yikujiunenghongdeyijiarenweizhetazhuan。mamaxintengdibaozhulinmoyuanhongzhe：“baobeibuku，

ninaeryebuqu。”zhuantoujiuduiwochizedao：“nikanxiaoyuanduodongshi，chuchuweinizhexiang，

renjiayiqianzaigueryuanliangexiangyangdewanjudoumeiyou，xianzainingyuanzijichikuyeyaoqianjiuni！

”wofanleyigezhangayitongkuanbaiyan。yuyanbaichetaifeijing，wozhijiediankaishouji，

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》zhengdayanjingzixikankan，daodishisheizaichiku？bumanshiersuibunengzuofujia，

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xianzaiyouliyoujiubuyiyangle。keyimingzhengyanshundisongzouwozheige“mafanzhizaozhe”，

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bijinglinmoyuanxueyishuhuadeqiankebiwonadeduoduole。diertianyidazao，wotuozhexinglixiangzhunbeishangche。

youlinjukanguolai，mamaturankaishibiaoyanmuziqingshen。“yangyanga，nifeiyaochuquchiku？

mazheixinjiudehuang……”wojiaobuyidun，zhuanshendishangyizhangerweima。

shangmianxiezhe“qianyanwanyuburuzhuanzhangyibi”。mamalianseyijiang，zailinjukanrenaodeshixianxia，

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huoxushizuowandejiuwentixingleta，wozaodezuiyoutadefener，jintianzhudongtichusongwoquxuexiao。

yilushangwoliangmeishenmehua。wogangchushineihuier，linxinhaizhengtiannazhewanjulingshilaihongwo。

kezhidaolinmoyuanlailezhihou，jiejiejiubushiwodele。meiqimingyuelinmoyuanshiwodewanban，ershishishang，

tacaishijialidemingzhu。woshipeichentadeyumu。chezikaichuqulaoyuan，linxincaikaikou：“xuexiaonayoujialihao，

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yitingshilinmoyuandeshengyin，wojiuzhidaolinxinyouyaojiangzhile。chezailanyalichuanchulinmoyuandekusheng：“jiejie，

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yuqijiqie：“biekubieku，dingduojiushiganmaole，nikeshitianshengdegechangjia，wozheijiudainiqukanyisheng。

”gualedianhuahou，linxinhuitoukanxianghoupaidewo，nandeyoujifenqianyi。“yangyang，nizijiquxuexiaoba。

”“niyetingdaole，xiaoyuanzaiku。”“tacongxiaoshiqufumumeiyouanquangan，xianzaikendinghenhaipa，

bijingyikaozheishiguanxidaotadeweilai。”hehe。wogenlinmoyuanyijie，sheidegaokaobushiguanxidaoweilai？

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kanzhechezikuaisulikai，youyishunjiandeshishen。wozaihunmishikandaodejuqingli，linmoyuandasuilehuapingbeiheku。

linxinyeshixintengbuyi，hongzheshuo：“meishi，yigehuapingeryi。

”danglinmoyuanzhizhewoshuo“shigegedasuide”shi，linxinbianzhijieguaiwo：“nizheigegezenmedangde？

dasuihuapinghuashangdidizenmeban？”wozhangkouyaojieshi，keyinweimanbanpai，gangshuolege“wo”zi，

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woqinyankanjianlinmoyuantouqian，mamaqueshuo：“xiaoyuandouhekule！tacongxiaozaigueryuanzhangda，

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zailinmoyuanyouyiciwumiewotoulemamadeqianshi，wojidezhijieshangshoumotazangqiandeyifukoudai。

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shuoshidui“zhizhang”shelidezhuanyexuexiao。danshishishang，zhishidazhezhuanyedehuangzinvedaihaizi。

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yingxianglefahui，bamabianxintengdishuo：“meiguanxi，zanmenxiaoyuanshiyishusheng，yaoneimegaodefenzuoshenme，

gouyongjiuxingle。”linxinyeshuo：“dui，meiyoutezhangderencaizhinengpingaofen。”linmoyuandeyidikanxiangwoshi，

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zhuxiaoderizishizaishitaishuangle！woyoudabadeshijianzhuanzhushuati。

laoshiyexihuanwozheizhonganjingtingke、momobijidexuesheng。meirenzaiwomianqianyanlvcha，

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wozhuxiaokuaibannianle，diyicijiedaojialidedianhua。“yangyang，mingtianshixiaoyuanshibasuishengri，

jialijitabanlegechengrenlipaidui！”“niwanshangjiuhuilai，mingtianhaohaojinididiqingsheng！”womeitouyizhou，

kanzhehaimeizuowandewusanjuanzi，limajujue。

“buhui……houtian……yuekao……”mamabumandao：“shenmekaoshinengbideshangdidichengrenlizhongyao？

一辈子就这一次！

…yaoduohua……shijian……chehuo……toutong……”“ai……xinglexingle”mamaguoranxianqididaduanwodehua，

“buhuijiubuhuiba，toutongjiuchiyao，jiuzheiyangba，xianguale。”wopamamawanglebuchangjin，

zhudongfaquerweima，bingfuyan“meiqianmaiyao”。kandaozhuanzhangwoxiaole，xiaozhexiaozheyoukule。

shanggeyueshiwodeshibasuishengri，meirenjiwobanchengrenli。zhiyou**youjianjidewo，jiwofalezhangheka。

haihaolaoshiyexiangzhewo，chenzhewoyuekaokaolequanbandiyi，jianglilewoyitaoquanxindewusan，bingzhuwoshengrikuaile。

wocaganyanlei，zhongxinnaqibi。meishidemeishide，chidangaonayoushuatikuaile？diertian，

woshoudaolelinmoyuanfalaideshipin。jialidengguangcuican，yixiangbinying，huanshengxiaoyu。

judadesancengdangaobeituichulai，linmoyuanchuanzhejingzhidedingzhixifu，daizheangguideshoubiao。

zaifumuhejiejiedecuyongxia，rutongzhenzhengdewangzi。“gege，zheishijintiandeshengripaiduipianduan，

babamamajiejiedourangwoyidingyaofajinikankan！”“tamenshuorangniyeganshouxiajialidewennuan，

bieyigerenzaiwaimiantaigudan！”sihuzheiyanghaibugou，linmoyuanhaizhuanmenfalepengyouquan@wo。

yikanjiushishiliyanzhangayipaide，jingxintiaoxuanlelinmoyuanzuihaokandejiaodu。fumuyizuoyiyouqinwentalianjia，

linxinchongnidiroutatoufa，yijiquanjiajubeigongqingde“gaoguangshike”。peiwenshi“zuoweiyidexiaowangzizhenhao”。

woganggongkeleyidaodiancichangzonghenanti，xinqingshuchang。nandenaizhexingzihuilexinxi：“nibuyong**wo，

fangxin，bama、jiejiedoushinide，wobugenniqiang。”fasongchenggonghou，

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guobuqiran，youyouqianruzhang。woyuanbenhaidanxinzhuxiaohouyaozhaoshenmeliyoubuhuijia。shishishiwoduolvle。

zhidaolaoshidadianhuajibaba，wenjialishifoushanglianghao，wodaodikaoqinghuahaishibeida，

tacaibukezhixindixiangqiwo。“laoshi，nishibushigaocuole，lincenyangnaozibuhao、fanyingman，

zenmekeneng……”laoshidaduanlebabadehua：“lincenyanggaoyijiujinlehuojianban，zhangqinianjiqianshi，

tanaozibuhaojiumeirennaozihaole，nimenjiabuhuibuzhidaoba？”5zheihuawendebabagangabuyi，

taqueshibuzhidao，quanjiadoubuzhidao。chuledaqian，tamencongmeiguowenguowo。

shangxueqishujiawomeihuijiayemeirenzaiyi。wozaisusheshuatishi，tamenzhengpeizhelinmoyuandaochulvyou，

yifunenggouqingsongnaniegaokaodejiashi。zailaoshineiertingdaowogaozhongsanniandechengjihou，

babazaiwozhuxiaokuaiyinianshi，diyicijiwodaledianhua。“huijiayitangba，shangliangyixiazhiyuandeshi。

”wochenmole，zheihuibushiyanchi，shiwobulijieyoushahaoshangliangde。shangliangleshinengjiafenhaishizade？

youdishuo：“bule……ji……xuefei……jiuxing……”babadunleyixiacaishuo：“nigenwomenzhijianchuleqian，

jiumeiyoubiedekeyitanlema？”wofanwen：“buran……ni？”babashishangren，zhongli，

gengduodeshikaolvtouzisheidehuibaolvgenggao。suoyigentajiaoliuzuishengli。

dedaokaoshangmingxiaojiuyoujuejiangjindechengnuohou，woyetichuzuihouyigeyuebuyaodaraowodetiaojian。zuihouyigeyue，

woyaoquanliyifu、xinwupangwu。yucitongshi，linjiabieshudefenweiyayi。yishukaoshidechengjiyijingluxufangbang，

linmoyuandechengjicanburendu。tabaokaodejisuodingjianyinlexueyuanquanbuluobang。

lianbaodidejisuoyejinjinnadaohegezheng，paimingjiqikaohou。tadegehouyezhiyoujiarenpengchang，

zaiyizhongkaoshengzhonggenbenbusuanshenme。zhisuoyipingshixiandehenyouxiu，shiyouwozheige“yaba”peichenzhe。

zheiyangdekaoshijieguoyiweizhetaxiangyaoshanghaodaxue，wenhuakechengjibixujigao。ranertazuijinyicimonikaochengji，

zhiyoukeliande250fen。danlinmoyuanyiku，jiuhuiredemama、jiejiehulvetadefenshu。

mamaxintengdianweita：“baobeibieku，meiguanxi！mamababazaijinixiangbanfa！

”linmoyuanchouqizheshuo：“woyalihaoda，wanshangdoushuibuzhe，suoyikaoshishimeifahuihao。