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《chuanshuhou，kaotucaoxitongchenglequanjiatuanchong》shiqingxiaomoyinxiedeyibenluojixinghenqiangdeshu，gushizhangjietiaoliqingchu，bijiaowanmei。zhujiaoshiyeyouyouyeroulinweizhuyaojiangshudeshi：danhenkuaiyouhuifuleneifubailianhuademoyang。“jiejie，niyelaiguangjieya？haoqiaoe。”yerouxiaozheyingshanglai，……

精彩章节

1kaijubeiwuxian？xitongjihuo！yeyouyoushibeiyizhenjianruidekushengchaoxingde。toutongyulie，

xiangshiyourennazhedianzuanzaitataiyangxuelikaipaidui。tafeilidizhengkaiyan，

yingruyanliandebushitaneigeduimanlingshihemanhuadegouwo，ershishehuadenengshanxiarenyandeshuijingdiaodeng，

yiji……yiquanzhengduitanumuershidejunnanmeinv。“yeyouyou！nihaiyaozhuangdaoshenmeshihou？

baxiaoroudeshouzhuojiaochulai！”weishoudenanrenxizhuanggelv，mianronglengjun，

kantadeyanshenxiangshizaikanyituobukehuishoulaji。【shaqingkuang？paixini？zheigemensheia，shuaishishuai，

zenmeyifuwoqiantababaiwandebiaoqing？】yeyouyounaoziwengwengde，

daliangbushuyutadejiyifengkuangyongru——tajingranchuanshule！

chuanjinzuowanaoyetucaodeneibenguzaonvewen《haomennvelian：zongcaidetishenjiaoqi》，

chenglelimiantongmingtongxingdeedupaohuinvpei！yuanzhushiyejiagangzhaohuilaidezhenqianjin，

danxinggenuoruoyoujidujidujiaqianjinyerou，gezhongzuosixianhai，chenggongrangquanjiarendouyaneta。

zuihoujiejushibeishejixianhai，shenbaiminglie，cansijietou。erxianzai，

qingjiezhengjinxingdaoyeroushengchengzijijiazhibaiwandefeicuishouzhuobeiyuanzhutoule，quanjiazhengzaiduitajinxingsantanghuishen。

【**！diyukaiju！】yeyouyouxinlifengkuangnahan，

【zheiposhouzhuobujiushiyuanzhuneigeyuanzhongdiemaweileanfuyerou，gangjitamaidema？yuanzhupengdoumeipengguo！

yerouzijibuxiaoxinnongsuile，buganchengren，jiushuaiguojiwo？

】taxiayishidikanxiangbeiyigeguifurenlouzaihuaili、kudelihuadaiyudeyerou。【ze，kudezhenjingye，

yanleizhuzigenduanlexianside，kexijiajiemaoyoudiankaijiaole。aosikaqianniyizuoxiaojinrenajiemei！

】baozheyeroudeguifuren，yejiushiyejiadenvzhurenlinwei，wenyanmeitoujibukechadizhouleyixia，

xiayishidikanleyiyanyeroudejiemao。“youyou，ruguoninale，jiunachulaiba，

neishiwosongji**meideshengriliwu，yiyifeifan。”linweideyuqidaizheyisibuyichajuedebunai。“ma，

wogentashuole，ruguotaxihuan，wokeyirangjitade，keshita……”yeroukudegengxiongle，jianbangyidouyidou，

“ketazenmenengtouni……”pangbianyigeranzhewumailantoufa、shuaidejiqizhangyangdenanrenrenbuzhule，

tashiyejiaerge，dingliugeshouyechen。“yeyouyou，niqiongfengleshiba？shenmepolandoukandeshang？

ganjinbadongxihaijixiaorou，ranhougunhuinidefangjianqu，biezaizheiliaiyan！”【aiyouwoqu！

zheibushiwonei‘yishougechiyibeizilaoben、yanxianhuadebirenshengguihuahaiwai’dedingliuergema？

nizhibuzhidaonidebailianhuahaomeimei，zhengnazhenideqiantoutouyangzhetaneigedixiaxiaonanyouni？

xiacikaiyanchanghuijidejianchayixiaerfan，niqinaidejingjirenzaojiudongleshoujiao，jiudengzhenixianchangchehuo，

haorangnichediyilaita！】yechenmengdiyileng，daozuibiandemashengshunjianyezhule。tananyizhixindidengzheyeyouyou，

zheisiyatouzuibagenbenmeidong！keneishengyin……neiqingxiyoudushedeshengyinshinaerlaide？erfan？chehuo？

xiaonanyou？taliansebianlejibian，xiayishidimoleyixiazijideerduo。

lingyigedaizhejinsiyanjing、qizhiqinglengdenanshengtuiletuiyanjing，tashiyejiasange，xueshutiancaiyeheng。

“genjuxingweixinlixue，guoduqiangdiao‘rang’he‘tou’，benshenjiuyouyindaohezaizangdexianyi。yerou，

nizuihouyicijiandaoshouzhuoquedingshizaizijifangjianma？”tasuiranshizaiduiyeroushuohua，

danmuguangqueruilidisaoxiangyeyouyou，daizheshenshi。【ehuo！xuebasangeshangxianle！luojiguaishiba？

neinizameituisuanchunineigedeyimenshengzaojiubanixinxinkukuyanjiulebanniandeshiyanshujumaijiduijiashiyanshile？

renjialunwendoukuaifabiaole，nihaizaigezheigenwowankenantananni？dengnibeixuexiaotongbaopiping，

kannihaizhuangbu**！】yehengjingpianhoudeyanjingzhouranzhengda，yizhibolanbujingdelianshangchuxianleliehen。

shiyanshuju？beimai？zheibukeneng！neishitazuixinrendexuedi！ke……zheigeshengyintidaodejigeguanjiancanshu，

zhiyoutahexuedizhidao！tamengdikanxiangyeyouyou，tazhengdizhetou，yifushouqibaodeyangzi，

shouzhijinzhangdijiaozheyijiao。shengyin……shicongtaneilichuanlaide？ketadezuigenbenmeidong！

dageyeshenmeitingdaoneixieguiyidexinsheng，jianlianggedidituranchenmo，liansegengjianankan，zhidangtamenshiqihuaile。

tashangqianyibu，jijuyapogandifushizheyeyouyou：“yeyouyou，wodenaixinshiyouxiande。

zuihoujiniyicijihui，shouzhuo，jiaochulai。”【youxiannigedatouguia！badaozongcaidangshangyinleshiba？

nineigemashangjiuyaoqiandedongnanyahezuoxiangmu，duifangshigechetoucheweidepibaogongsi！

hetongdiqiyedisankuandishierxiangyougejukengnikanbujianma？qianxiaquzhishaopeishigeyi！

daoshihoukanninashenme**！naojiangdoubeihetonghuzhuleba！haiburubaqianjuanlejixiwangxiaoxue，hainengjidiande！

】yeshendexinzangxiangshibeizhongchuihenhenzaleyixia！dongnanyaxiangmu！hetongxianjing！shigeyi！

zheigexiangmushitaqinzidingde，jiqibaomi，hetongxijiezhiyoutahejigehexingaoguanzhidao，

yeyouyoujuewukenengzhixiao！neizheigeshengyin……tamengdiniutoukanxianglianggedidi，

faxiantamentongyangyilianzhenjinghehairandikanzheyeyouyou。nandao……tamenye？jiuzaizheishi，

yeyouyouganjuezijikuaibeizheizhixidefenweihenaorendejutongzhemofengle。【jiuming！zheijiarendouyoubingba！

yiqun**！tingbudongrenhuama！shuolemeinameinameina！haoxiangkoutufenfanga！xitongni！jinshouzhini！

chuanyuezhefulini！zaibulailaoniangjiuyaomarenle！*&#￥%@……】「ding——」

「jiancedaosuzhuqianglieqieyouzhidetucaoyuwang，‘xinshengtucaoxitong’jihuochenggong！」

「benxitongzhizaibangzhusuzhutongguotucaogaibianmingyun！tucaoyuehen，dalianyuexiang，jifenyueduo！」

「dangqianbangdingrenwu：yeshen、yechen、yeheng、linwei。」「tamenyinengqingxitingdaosuzhuneixintucaoneirong。」

…gongxisuzhuhuode【linshijineng：zhenxiangzhiyan（kekanchuanyijianwupindeguoqu）】、【jifen：100dian】。

」yilianchuanjixieyinzaiyeyouyounaozhongxiangqi。【！！！xitong？！nizhongyulaile！

wuwuwunizaiwanlaiyidianjiukeyizhijiejiwoshoushile！dengdeng……tamennengtingdaowotucao？！

】yeyouyoumengditaitou，jingkongdikanxiangmianqianshensegeyidesigeren。yeshen/yechen/yeheng/linwei：“！！！

”guoranshita！yeyouyoushunjianlenghanjiuxialaile。【**！daxingshesixianchang！

wogangcaishibushimadehenzang？wanlewanle，zheixiabusiyedesile……dengdeng！xitongshuoyouge‘zhenxiangzhiyan’？

】taxiangshizhuazhulejiumingdaocao，muguangmengdishexiangyeroushouwanshangbingbucunzaide“diushishouzhuo”deweizhi，

jizhongyinian。「zhenxiangzhiyan」qidong！yimuhuamianshunjianyongrutanaohai：yerouzaiyushilixinshangxinshouzhuo，

buxiaoxinshouhua，zhuozidiaozaicizhuanshang，“pa”diyishengcuixiang，duanchengsanjie。tajinghuangshicuo，zuoyoukankan，

ranhoufeikuaidijiangsuipianyongzhijinbaohao，saijinlexishoutaixiayigebuqiyandefengxili。【zhaodaole！

yuanlaizangzaineili！xishoutaixiafangdefengxi！yongfensehellokittyzhijinbaozhede！

yerounikezhenxing！】yeyouyouyanjingyiliang，shunjianyoulediqi。tashenxiyikouqi，taiqitou，

buzaishineifuweiweisuosuodeyangzi，muguangzhizhidikanxiangyerou，shengyinqingxierpingjing：“woshuole，womeina。

buguo，wohaoxiangzhidaotazainali。”yerouxinliyigedeng，qiangzhuangzhending：“jiejie，nizhongyukenchengrenlema？

zainali？”“zaierlougonggongxishoujian，xishoutaixiamiandefengxili。”yeyouyouyiziyijudishuo。

yeroudelianse“shua”diyixiabiandecanbai。bukeneng！tazenmehuizhidao！yeshenyanshenruilirudao，

likeduipangbiandeyongrendao：“quchakan！”yongrenkuaibulikai，zhenggeketingxianruyizhongguiyidejijing。

suoyourendemuguangdouzaiyeyouyouheyerouzhijianlaihuisaoshi。yechenheyehengkanzheyerouzhouranshixuedelianse，

xinlineiguguiyidehuaiyikaishifengkuangzizhang。jifenzhonghou，yongrenhuilaile，

shoulinazheyigefensede、yinzhehellokittydezhijintuan。suoyourendehuxidoushiyizhi。

yongrendangzhongdakaizhijin，limianheranshijijieduanliedefeicuishouzhuo！zhenxiangdabai！linweikanzheneisuizhuo，

youkankanmianwurensedeyerou，diyiciduizheigeyizhiwenroushanliangdeyangnvchanshengleqiangliedehuaiyiheshiwang。

tasongkailelouzheyeroudeshou。yerouyaoyaoyuzhui，yanleizheicishizhendeyonglechulai，

shihuangde：“bu……bushiwo……shijiejie！shijiejiexianhaiwo！taguyinongsuizangqilai……”【huo！haiyan？

zhengjuhulianlehaizuiying？zheixinlisuzhibudangyanyuanzhenshikexile。

xiacishuaidongxijidebieyongzijizuixihuandezhijinbaoameimei，shengpabierenfaxianbuleshiba？

】yeyouyouneixintucaohaobuliuqing。yechenheyehengtingdaozheixinsheng，zaikanyeroudebiaoyan，

zhijuedewubiciyanhegeying。tamenxiangqigangcaitingdaodeguanyuzijineixie“yuyan”，xinligengshifanjiangdaohai。

yeshendelianseyijingheidenengdichumolai。tabujinqiyeroudezaizang，

gengjinghaiyuyeyouyougangcaineiju“shigeyi”detucao！tabixulikehuiquzhongxinshenchahetong！

talenglengdipieleyerouyiyan：“xiaorou，nitairangwoshiwangle。”ranhoumuguangfuzadikanxiangyeyouyou，

zhanglezhangzui，zuizhongshenmeyemeishuo，zhuanshendabuliuxingdijiuwangshufangzou，taxianzaimannaozidoushineigehetongxianjing。

yechenheyehengyejuedelianshang**lade，gangcaitamenmadeyouduohen，xianzailianjiuyouduoteng。liangrenshenseganga，

yemeilianzaiduodai，zhaolegejiekoucongcongliule。linweikanzhezheichangnaoju，pibeidirouleroumeixin，

duiyeroudandandao：“xiaorou，huifangquhaohaofanshengyixia。”shuowan，yezhuanshenlikaile。zhuanyanjian，

gangcaihairenaode“shenpandahui”xianchang，zhishengxiayeyouyouhemianrusihuideyerou。yeyouyouxinlishuangfanletian。

【wa！miaodalian！zheijiushiyouxitongdekuailema？aileaile！100jifendaoshou！nengganma？

nengbunengduihuangezhajituiqingzhuyixia？】tazhengmeizizidixiangzhe，

zhunbeiyeliuhuiyuanzhuneigejianloudexiaofangjianyanjiuyixiaxitong，jiutingdaomenkouchuanlaiguanjiagongjingdeshengyin。“furen，

**，fuchenshaoyelaile。”yeyouyouxiayishiditaitouwangqu。

zhijianyigeshencaiqizhangdenanrenmaibuzoulejinlai。nanrenchuanzheyishenjiancaiwanmeideheisexizhuang，mianronglengjun，

wuguanshensuiderutongdiaoke，zhoushensanfazheyizhongshengrenwujindeqiangdaqichang。【wasai！jipinshuaige！zheiyanzhi，

zheishencai，zheiqichang……shinanzhufuchenba？zeze，shuzhongshuotajinyugaoleng，nenglichaoqiang，

kexia……】fuchenbenlaishilixinggongshilaisongfenwenjian，gangjinmen，jiuqingxiditingdaoyigeyichanghuoyuedexinsheng。

【……kexishigebuxingde！baixialezheifuhaopinanga！jushuoshizaonianzaoyuguoshenmeyiwai？ai，

zhenshitiandulanyan，baotiantianwua！】fuchendejiaobumengdidunzaiyuandi，

yingsundemuguangshunjiansuodingzaichangweiyiyigeshengmiankong——neigezhengdingzheta、yanshenlichongmanwanxihetongqingdenvhai。

yeyouyouduishangtaneijihuyaosharendeshixian，hedeyiduosuo。【kan**ma？nandao……tanengtingjian？！

】fuchendeyanshenzhouranbiandeyoushenwubi。2xinshengpuguang？quanjiashayan！

yeyouyoubeifuchenneibinglengruilideyanshenhedexinzangzhoutingleyimiao。【wanlewanlewanle！takendingtingjianle！

taneigeyanshenshixiangdaolewoba！jiuming！woxianzaiguixiadaoqianhailaidejima？dageergesangema！

nimenbiezoua！huilaigerenjiujiuwo！】taneixinfengkuangshuaping，

lianshangquenulijichuyigebikuhainankande、qieshengshengdexiaorong，xiayishidiwanghoutuileyixiaobu，

henbudebazijisuojinqiangjiaoli。fuchendemeitoujibukechadiculeyixia。buxing？yiwai？

zheinvrendaodizaihushuobadaoshenme？

erqie……taweishenmenengruciqingxiditingdaotaxinlizheixiehuangmiujuelundexiangfa？

tademuguangcongyeyouyouneizhangxieman“wocuoleraolewoba”delianshangsaoguo，

youpieleyiyanpangbianliansecanbai、yaoyaoyuzhuideyerou，yijidishangneibaozhesuizhuozidefensezhijin。

changmianyidushifenguiyiqieganga。guanjiazhanzaiyipang，daqibuganchu。yeroucikeyegubushangfuchenle，

tamanxindoushibeichaichuandekonghuanghechiru。takanzheyeyouyou，yanshenlichongmanleyuandu，dangengduodeshinanyizhixin。

zheigechunhuozenmehuizhidaozhuozizangzainali？haizhidaotayongdeshishenmezhijin？zheibukeneng！

“fu……fuchenge……”yeroushituwanhuiyidianxingxiang，shengyingengyan，chuchukeliandikanxiangfuchen，

xiwangtanengxiangyiqianyiyang，zhishaojitayidianjibendewenhe。

ranerfuchenxianzaimannaozidoushi“buxing”lianggezizaixunhuanbofang，xinqingjiduelie。

talenglengdisaoleyerouyiyan，neiyanshenbikanmoshengrenhaiburu，zhijierangyeroushengxiadebanjuhuadongzailehoulongli。

tajiangshouzhongdewenjiandaidijiguanjia：“jiaojiyeshen。”shuowan，tazaicijiangmuguangtouxianghenbudeyinshendeyeyouyou，

maikaizhangtui，yibubuchaotazouqu。pixiecaizaidalishidimianshangfachudeqingweishengxiang，

zaijijingdeketinglirutongqiaozaiyeyouyoudexinjianshang。【buyaoguolaia！dalaowocuole！wozuijian！

wohushuobadao！ninxing！nintebiexing！ninyuzhoudiyixing！

fangguowobawuwuwu……】fuchendejiaobujibukechadidunleyixia，ejiaosihuyouqingjintiaoletiao。

tazoudaoyeyouyoumianqian，jugaolinxiadikanzheta。qiangdadeyapoganrangyeyouyoujihuzhixi。“ni，

”tadeshengyindichenbingleng，daizheshenshi，“jiushiyeyouyou？”【woshishei？wozaina？

wonengbunengbushiyeyouyou？mamawoxianghuijia……】yeyouyouhedezhihuifengkuangdiantou，yigezidoubuganwangwaibeng。

fuchendingzhetakanlejimiao，shitucongtaneishuangxiemanjingkonghe“wugu”deyanjinglizhaochudianshenme。zuizhong，

tashenmeyemeishuo，zhishiyiweibumingdilenghengleyisheng，zhuanshenhaobuliuliandilikaileyejiabieshu。

zhidaoneiporendeqichangchedixiaoshi，yeyouyoucaimengdisongleyikouqi，tuiyiruan，chadianmeizhanwen。

【hesidiele……zheinanzhudeqichangyetaiherenle，bishulixiedehaikepa！

buguo……tahaoxiangmeibawozenmeyang？nandaogangcaishiwodecuojue？taqishimeitingjian？

】taxinyouyujidipailepaixiongkou，juedingbuzaiquxiangzheigekongbudenanren。

yanxiahaiyougengzhongyaodeshi——tade100jifenhexitong！

tapieleyiyanhaijiangzaiyuandi、yongchirenmuguangdengzhetadeyerou，landezaidalita，zhuanshenjiudengdengdengpaoshanglelou，

huidaoleyuanzhuneigeweiyubieshujiaoluo、wubijianloudexiaofangjian。guanshangmen，

talikezaixinlihuhuan：“xitongxitong！kuaichulai！wode100jifennengganma？”「ding！suzhuninhao，

100jifenkezaixitongshangchengjinxingduihuan。」yigechongmankejigandexuniguangpingchuxianzaitanaohaizhong，

shangmianluoliezhegezhongshangpin。【‘linshimeimaobaojitiyanka（1xiaoshi）’：50jifen？

】【‘haoyunlianlian（chuji）’tiyanka：80jifen？

】【‘jinengdian（keyongyujiesuosuzhubeifengyinnengli）’：10000jifen/dian？！qiangqiana！

】【‘jiyisuipian（guanyusuzhuguoqu）’：50000jifen/pian？！

】【……】yeyouyoukandeyanhualiaoluan，mudengkoudai。【zheimegui？！wozhei100jifengouganma？

maigemeimaotiyankahaidedaotie？dengdeng！beifengyindenengli？wodeguoqu？yuanzhuhaiyoushenmeyinzangshenfenbucheng？

】tazhengzhuomozhe，menwaichuanlaileqiaomensheng。“youyou**，furenqingninquyixiaxiaoketing。”shiyongrendeshengyin。

yeyouyouxinliyijin。【lailelaile！qiuhousuanzhanglaile！suiranchaichuanleyerou，

danwogangcaihaoxiangbaquanjiadoutucaoleyibian……youqishidageneishigeyi……tabuhuizhaowomafanba？

】tatantebuandigenzheyongrenlaidaoxiaoketing。tuikaimen，faxianbuzhilinweizai，yechenheyehengjuranyezai！

yechenqiaozheerlangtuizuozaishafashang，kansizaiwanshouji，danyanshenshibushipiaoxiangta。yehengzenazheyibenshu，

danbantiandoumeifanyiye。linweizuozaizhuwei，mianqianfangzheyibeihongcha，kandaotajinlai，shenqingyouxiefuza。

“ma……ninzhaowo？”yeyouyouxiaoxinyiyidikaikou，nulibanyanxiaobaihua。linweikanzheta，chenmolejimiao，

hurantanlekouqi，congpangbiannaguoyigejingzhideqianbao，chouchuyizhangheisedekapian，didaotamianqian。“youyou，

yiqian……shijialishuhu，weiqunile。zheizhangkaninazhe，meiyoueduxianzhi，xiangmaishenmejiuzijiqumaiba。

”yeyouyou：“！！！”【heika？！wuxiane？！chuanshuozhongdechaonengli？！zheijiudaoshoule？dengdeng！

zheiqingjiebuduia！anzhaoyuanshu，bushiyinggaijixumawo，ranhoubawoguanjinbima？zenmeturanjiqian？

nandaoshi……tangyipaodan？xianjigetiantouzainongsiwo？】taxinlifengkuangcaice，

lianshangqueluchushouchongruojingyoubuzhisuocuodebiaoqing：“ma，zhei……zheitaiguizhongle，

wobunengyao……”linweitingzhetaneiju“tangyipaodan”，zuijiaoweiweichoudongleyixia，

bakazhijiesaijintashouli：“jinijiunazhe。yejiade**，zongbunengtaihansuan。”【hansuan？

yuanzhuzheishenditanhuohaibushinimenjidelinghuaqianzhigoumaizheige！dengdeng！tagangcaishibushidengleyerou？

nandao……takaishihuaiyitadebaobeiyangnvle？ehuo！youxi！】yeyouyouneixinhuodongfengfudenengyanyichuxi。

yechenshizaibiebuzhule，tabashoujiyireng，couleguolai，yanshenguguaidikanzheyeyouyou：“wei，

ni……nijintian……”taxiangwen“nijintianshuodeerfanhechehuoshizenmehuishi”，danyoujuedezhijiewentaiguiyi，

wanyineiguiyidexinshengzhishitadehuanjueni？yeyouyoubeitakandefamao：【ganma？dingliuergeyouyaozhaocha？

tazheiyanxianguoranhuawaile，youbianbizuobianzhangleyihaomi，qiangpozhengkanzhehaonanshou……haiyou，

tajingjirenshibushiyoucuitaqupeineigetouzishanghejiule？duanxinxianggebuting，zeze，zhencan。

】yechenmengdimoxiangzijideyanjing，youxunsutaochujingyinledeshouji，guorankandaojingjirenfaleshijitiaoweixin，

zuihouyitiaozhengshi：“wodexiaozuzong！suanwoqiunile！zhangzongdejiujunibuqubuxinga！

guanxidaonixiazhangzhuanjidetouzi！”tahairandikanxiangyeyouyou，shoudouyouxiedou。zhende！tashuodedoushizhende！

zheibushihuanjue！yehengyezuobuzhule。tatuiletuiyanjing，yongyizhongjiqixueshudetanjiuyanshendingzheyeyouyou，

shituzhaochukexueyuanli：“yeyouyou，ni……zuijinyoumeiyouganjue……danaoyichang？biru，

nengjieshoudaoyixie……feichangguixinxi？”【yichang？wozhenggerenchuanshujiushizuidadeyichang！

sangezheishudaizihaizaixiangkexuejieshini？xiaosi！nidebaobeixuedixianzaizhengzaiheduijiashiyanshiderenqingzhuni，

qingzhufeidoushoulewushiwanle，yinxingkaweihao7788，buxinniquchaa！dengrenjialunwenfachulai，

nijiudengzhekuba！】yehengnazheshudeshoumengdishoujin，zhijiefanbai。xuedi！duijiashiyanshi！wushiwan！

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