zaiyimingdexiaoshuo《chuanshuhou，woqianglenanerdexifen》zhong，gunanchenchenshushiyiweixunzhaoziwoshenfenheguishugandenianqingren。gunanchenchenshuzailvtuzhongjieshilegezhonggeyangderenwu，jinglilefengfuduocaidemaoxianyutiaozhan。tongguoyutarendejiaoliuheneixindetansuo，gunanchenchenshuzhujianmingbailezijideshiminghejiazhi，bingzuizhongzhaodaolezhenzhengdeguisu。zheibuxiaoshuochongmanchengzhangyutansuo，houlaiwotiantianchanzheta，tayouxieganjuedaowodeganqing，queyoubuganqueding。kanwoduilinqianqianneimeshangxin，yiweiwoqishixihuanta，suoyigongzuoshangyejinliangduobang……jiangyinfaduzheduiziwodesikaohezhuiqiu。
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gushijituanfengongsi，woxietangzaizongjinglibangongshideshafashang。
haowuxingxiangdixianghaoyougunanchenqiujiu：“laogu，womayoucuiwoxiangqinle，zenmeban?”
“neinijiuquxiangbei，jinlingsongjiadushengnv，shuxiangmendi、wenwankeren、haiguiboshi，zheimeyouxiudexiangqinduixiang，nihaibumanzu?”
gunanchenzuozaibangongzhuohouhaoxiaodikanzhewo，wobeitawenhedemuguangkandexinjianyitiao。
zheishiyibenwunaobadaozongcaixiaoshuo，gunanchenjiushizheibenxiaoshuolideshenqingnaner。
shengao180，jiankuantuizhang，ruyajunxiu，chengshuwenzhong，shenqingzhuanyi。
shide，woxihuanta，gengqueqiedishuoshiwoxihuanzuozhebixianeigewenweneryadegunanchen。
yinweitucaoxiaoshuoqingjiezhizhang，wobeidiujinlexiaoshuoli。
我很不服。
wohenxiangbazheijianshinachulaishuodaoshuodao，keshi，shenbianquanshinpc，meirennengbangwopingli。
shuochulaiyezhihuibeidangzuoshenjingbing。
yumenqinshineixin，wozhihaomeitianhuatianjiudisiyihuihuowodefuerdairensheng。
“ai，nibudong。”gunanchenbudongwodefannao，wobuguaita。
“我有喜欢的人。”
“sheiya，wozenmemeijiannigennagenvrenzoujinguo?”gunanchendebiaoqinghenxiqi，xiangshikandaotaiyangdaxibianchulaile。
tazhidaowosuiranaiwan，danshidixianhaizai，congbuganneinandaonvchangdeshi。
“bushinvren，shinanren!”wohaobugujidirengxiazhongbangzhadan，xiangkankangunanchenzhenjingdebiaoqing。
“niubi!”kexi，zheigezaiwairenyanlipingyijinren、chengshuwenzhongdenanren，cishiquemeiyourenhelijieanweidehuayu，zhiyouyijugantan，haoxiangzaishuojintiantianqizhenhaoyiyangsuiyi。
zheibushizhiyou，shisunyouba!
“nidoubuhaoqishisheima?”yiquandazaimianhuali，meidadaolixiangxiaoguo，woyouxieshiluo。
“zongbukenengshiwo!”gunanchenqiguaidikanlewoyiyan，ditoukantadewenjian。
“……”还真是你。
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我欲言又止。
taxianzaihaimeiyouyujiannvzhu，haimeiyouxihuanderen，wodanxintabujieshouwodeganqinghuidaozhiwoliangzuihoulianpengyoudoumeidezuo。
xiaoshuojuqingbushiyibandenaocan。
nanzhugutingzhouwuhuinvzhulinqianqianshuashouduanjiajita，suoyihunneigezhongzuosi，nvzhushoubulenvedaifenerlihundaiqiupao，houlaishengxiananzhudehaizi。jiezhenvzhugennanergunanchenxiangyu，lunxianzainanerdewenroutitieli，liangrenxieshouchuxianzainanzhumianqian。
dalianzhanandejuqing，hengouxue，yehenshangtou。
wotucaobushiyinweiwojidunvzhu，ershiyinweinanzhushinanerdejiujiu。
zheinima，shenmedongxi?jiushengliangrenzhuiqiutongyigenvren!
zheinongnongdexiaomawenxueqixi!tiandixiayouxiunvrendousijuele，zhiyounvzhuyigehaode?
haishishuojiushengliangjiazuyichuandejiyinli，xihaotongyizhongleixingdenvren?
badiandangdoubuganzheimeyan。
dangshiwojiuyilianditielaorenkanshoujidebiaoqing，“zhizhang”tuokouerchu。
zaihuishou，yiranchengweishuzhongren。
suiranxiaoshuomeikanwan，danshiwokanguojianjie，suoyiwozhidaohoumiandazhijuqing。
nanzhukaishihouhui，yunanerxiongjing，zhuiqihuozangchang，zuizhongduohuinvzhu。
woxiangwenzuozhe：pingshenme?
gunanchenneimehaoderen，weishenmejiuyaobeinvrenwannongganqing?
nihaixihuannanzhu，jiubiezhaorenanera，dougenrenhuijiajianjiazhangle，zuihouhaigenqianrenpojingzhongyuan!
你白嫖啊!
wojueding，zhengjiunaner，miandetabeiyizhibujiandingdenvrenqipianganqing!
mubiao：zuzhigunanchenhelinqianqianxiangyu，ruguozuzhibule，jiuzuzhitamencachuaidehuohua!
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wokaishizhaogunanchendemishudatingtadexingcheng。
mishusuiranbagunanchendexingchengbiaofajilewo，danshitayilianyimuxiao，rangwohuaiyitashibushizhidaowodexiangfa。
xianzainvzhudehaiziyinggaigangliangsui，zaiguoduanshijiantajiuyaohenanerchuyule。
qishizheiliwoyehenbulijie，shenweinanerdeqianjiuma，tahenanzhujiehundeshihou，waishengmeiyouquxianchangguanlima?fengnianguojiezouqinchuanqide，yemeibaifangguoma?liangrenzuoweinanzhudeqinshu，jingranjinianmeijianguomian，jianzhibuheli。
womingbaiyiqieweilejuqingfuwu，danzuozhedemiaoxiehaishirangwodaganyihuo。
zheijitian，wojinjinzhuisuizhegunanchendexingcheng，haihaogunanchenmeiyouchanshengyanfan。
zhongyuzaiyicijieshutongxuejuhuihou，beiwomenouyulenvzhu。
banyeshifen，lihunhoujingshenchuhudenvzhulinqianqian，zhinengjiabandagongyanghuozijihehaizi，feichangxinku，haibeidairenweisui。
wotingshenerchu，qiangzougunanchendexifen，baohulelinqianqian。
xiaoyang，kannizheicihaizenmexihuanshanggunanchen!
weilejuehouhuan，fangzhichuxianyuanjuqingzhonggunanchendazhebaohutademingyi，meitianwanshangduilinqianqianchejiechesong，anchuochuopeiyangganqing。
wojiashanglinqianqiandelianxifangshi，nuzhuanwuqiandayuan：“maigediandongcheba，bizouluanquandian。”suiranbuzhidaolinqianqiandegongziduodi，nengbunengmaideqidiandongche，danshiwoshifuerdai，zheidianqianbusuanshenme!
songchedehuatahaiyaobaoyang，maichexianjiayou，yigeyuexialaidoushibuxiaodezhichu，haiburudiandongche，zhiyongmeitianchongchongdian，jingjishihui。
“buyongle，xiexieni。”linqianqianshouchongruojinghou，lianseweihong，youxiezizunshoushangdenankan。
jiqiankuaiqiandouyaobeirenshishe，duiyuzizunxinjiqiangdetashiyizhongshanghai，bijingdangchubeinanzhugutingzhouqijilihundeshihou，tadoubuyuanduonagujiayigetongban，jiupabeirenkanbuqi。
“biqianquan，zizunsuanshenme?nizongbunengjiaojialidengniderenmeitiandanxinba!”woyiyousuozhi，niyabuzhuyianquan，jiushiduinizijibufuzeren，duinijiarenbufuzeren。
gujilinqianqianshixiangdaojialidehaizile，tayaoyaoxiazuichun，jieshoulezhuanzhang：“xiexieni，woyihouhaini。qingwen，nijiaoshenmeya?”
wopileyixia：“bukeqi，wojiaoleifeng!”
linqianqianbeidouxiaohou，wuxingzhongmeilezhiqiandeganga。
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husonglinqianqiandaojia，wohegunanchenshoudaoyigehupenggouyoukailexinjiubahanwomenguoqunuanchangdexiaoxi。
我俩欣然前往。
tuibeihuanzhanjian，hurantingdaogunanchenwenwo：“nixihuanshangneigenvrenle?”
wojingehuiwang，zuilihanzheyikoujiushuimeiyanxia，laibujihuida。
gunanchenjiuziwenzidadao：“zhangdehaibucuo，youxiebushirenjianyanhuodeqizhi!”
“ruguoshizheiyangdenvren，ayiyinggaibuhuifandui。”
“……”woyishiwuyanyidui。
“doushenmegenshenmea?”
“woyaoshixihuanta，wojiubuhuijitazhuanqianle，wozhijiesongtachehefang，niyekandaole，tazhudedifangtiaojianduocha，neigexiaoquliangemenweijiankongdoumeiyou，henrongyichuxiantoujimogouderen。”
“duile，wozaichengxihaiyouyitaofangzikongzhe，wodijiazujitaba，neilianbaosheshihaibucuo。”wohuranxiangqineitaonianqianwogesongwodefangzi，dakaishoujijilinqianqianfaxiaoxi。
xiaoshuoli，linqianqianduigunanchendelunxian，shiyinweigunanchenyizhiwutiaojiandiduitahao，bangzhutajiejuelesuoyoushenghuozhongyudaodekunnan，rangtayishiwuyou，chengweitajianqiangdehoudun。
kexi，tabingbuzhenxiwenroutitiedegunanchen，zuizhonghaishixuanzelegutingzhou。
jiranruci，gunanchendexifenjiurangwolaizouba，zhibaozhenglinqianqiandeanquan，buhuichanshengganqing。
fanzhengwobuxihuanlinqianqian，tazuihouxuanzesheiwodouwusuowei。
“woyoutaofangzilineigenvrenshangbandedifangjinyidian，yaoburangtaquzhuwoneitaofangziba?”gunanchenminleyikoujiu，tiyidao。
“buxing，bunengquninei!”wojianjuefandui。
“weishenme?”gunanchendingdingdikanzhewo，rangwoyouyishunjiandexinxu。
“nishuoni?nishibushikanshangtale?”nanbuchenggunanchenjibianmeijiulinqianqianhaishiduitayijianqingxin?
zheidoukaishigenwoqiangzhebaohulinqianqianle。
ze，juqingliliangzheimeqiangdadema?youdiannangao!
“meiyou。”shuowan，gunanchenbuzaijiujiezheigehuati，ditoujixuhejiu!
wohuyidikanletabanshang，zongjuedezheishizaitaneilimeiguoqu。
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weimianyezhangmengduo，wodiertianjiufaxiaoxibalinqianqianyuechulai，kaihaochedaitaqukanlechengxidefangzi。
liangshiyiting，zhuangxiushishang，jiadianqiquan，yuezuhaibianyi，woxiangxintahuixindong!
“zheitaimafannile，wozenmehaoyisizaizhannibianyi。”linqianqianshidongranju。
“meishi，wozheifangzikongzheyeshikongzhe，nizuleyenengjiwodailaidianshouyi。erqiezheigexiaoqubinixianzaizhudedifanganquan，mensuoyeshizhiwensuo，daoshihounihuanyixiamima。”
“wokannidenianjijialiyinggaiyouxiaohaiba，xiaohaizizaizheiliyebuyongdanxinchumenzoudiu，xiaoquneidouzhuangzhejiankong，jinchucheliangyehuidengji!”
“zhongdianshiyuezugennixianzaizudefangzijiagechabuduo，zaininengchengdandefanweinei。”
pingwosancunbulanzhishe，zhongyushuotonglelinqianqian。
gentayuedinghaobangeyuehoubangtabanjia，wozhunbeiquzhaogunanchenqingzhuyixia。
终于解决一件大事。
kanleyixiagunanchenmishufadexingchengbiao。
晚上有个酒会?
henhao，jiuhuizuirongyichushile，wodegenzhe，bunengrangwaimiandeyaoyan**mizougunanchendexin。
gengunanchenyiqichuxianzaijiuhuishang，zhangxiangshuaiqidewomenxiyinlechangneizhongduomuguang。
zheiwozaoyouyuliao，bijingdaxueshi，woliangjiubeixiaoyouchengwei“jinrongshuangjiao”。
woliangshichukanjiabenling，zhangxiushanwu，hunderuyudeshui，shangquandeqianbeiwubuchengzan!
budebushuowuyazuishuoshashaling，wocaizhejiuhuihuichushi，guoranjiuchushile。
congjiuhuichulai，wohunshenfare，kouganshezao，yiguxiangyaofaxiedeyuwangchongchineixin。
qiao，wozhongzhaole，zheibangsunzi，nimenyaoshijigunanchenxiayao，wohainengchengrenzhiwei，xiajiwo，woyoubunengshengputa。
gunanchenzhanzaiwopangbian，zhilanyushu，fengzichuoyue，yaolizuoyongxiawogujiwokantadeyanshenbuhuiqingbai，lanzhutadejianbang，woyaozhehoucaoyatuchujigezi：“wobeixiayaole!”
tuodiaowaitao、chexialingdai、jiekaikouzi，yicisanfashenshangdereqi，wozhigumamalielie，meizhuyidaogunanchenluozaiwosuogushanghuiandeyanshen。
yaolidezuoyongxia，wobuyouzizhudiwangtashenshangtie。xiayizhang
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