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yimingweiwomendailaileyibukourenxinxiandexuanhuankehuanxiaoshuo《chuanshuhouwokaotucaozhengjiumeiqiangcanfanpai》，zhujiaosuwangulindegushilingrennanyiwanghuai。zaizheigechongmanxuanyihemaoxiandeshijiezhong，tamenjinglilezhongzhongkaoyan，zhanxianlejianrenhezhihui。zheihuoer……sheitamaaigansheigan！ranglaoniangquzhemoyige……kuaibeichouganxuedehaizi？zuonidechunqiudameng！……。

精彩章节

wochuanchenglexingjinvewenlideedunvpei，renwushiyongjinshouduanzhemonanzhugulin。

dankanzhezheiweiweilaihuihuimiexingxidebaojun，

cikezhengbeisuozaishiyanshiliwanguquxue……wofanshoubaxingjuzazaixitonglianshang：“zheihuoersheiaigansheigan！

”zhidaogulinxinghongzheyanwenwo：“weishenmebangwo？”wonaozhongturanxiangqitishiyin：【jinggao！

jiancedaofanpaiheihuazhitupolinjiedian！】——yuanlaitayuecan，shijiebengdeyuekuai。diyizhang：zheijubentangshou，

dereng！yishixiangchenchuanbanconghundundeheianhaidijiannanshangfu，meiyicizhengzhadoujiaodongzhezhanchoudexuanyungan。

biqianglichongchizhexiaodushuihunhezhemouzhongnanyiyanyude、tiexiubandexingtianqiwei，bingleng，cibi，zhichongtianlinggai。

suwanmengdizhengkaiyan，shiwangmobeicanbaicimudewuyingdengguangzhuodeshengteng，shenglixingdeleishuishunjianmohuleshixian。

tabushiyinggaizaiaoyegangao，cusizaijianpanqianma？zheidifang……shina？shiyezhujianqingxi。yingruyanliande，

shiyigejiqibingleng、chongmanweilaikejigandekongjian。yinhuisedejinshuqiangbifanzhewujizhidelengguang，

gezhongjiaobuchumingzide、shanshuozheyoulanhuocanlvguangmangdeyiqizaitazhouweiwushengyunzuo，

pingmushangliutangzhepububandefuzashujuliu。kongqilimimanzheyizhongdichendewengming，

xiangshimouzhongpangdajixiezaijijingzhongyunzhuandemaibo。zheibushitadechuzuwu。jueduibushi。【di！

jiancedaosuzhuyishiyichenggongzairumubiaozaiti‘suwan’！

】【‘paohuinixi·zhengjiumeiqiangcanfanpai’xitongbangdingchenggong！】【xinshourenwufabu：qingsuzhuzaishifenzhongnei，

duimubiaorenwu‘gulin’zhixingyici‘jingshenyazhi’，gongjuyitigong。renwuchenggongjiangli：xinshoudalibaoyifen。

renwushibaichengfa：dianjitiyan（chuji）。】yilianchuanhaowuganqingde、rutongliezhidianzihechengyindetishi，

haowuzhengzhaodizaitanaozilizhakai，zhendetanaorenwengwengzuoxiang。bansuizhetishiyin，

yidaduanbushuyutadejiyisuipian，rutongbeiqiangxingsairudeguntangluotie，henhentangjinletadeyishishenchu。suwan，

nv，shibasui，diguojunshixueyuanhouqinxixuesheng，

tongshiyeshi……yibenmingwei《xingqiongbazhu》dexingjinvewenlideedunvpei。er《xingqiongbazhu》zheibenshu，

suwanshudebunengzaishu。tazuowanhaizaitongxiaotucaozheigouxuejuqing：nanzhugulin，diguoyuanshuaizhizi，

shenfuchuanshuozhongde“xingshi”yineng，qianliwuxian，queyinyinengguoyubadaokuangbao，congxiaobeishiweiguaiwu，

beijiazuyanqi，beidiguogaocengjidan。tayilubeinveshennvexin，zhiyoubeipan，qinrencansi，

zuizhongzaijizhidetongkuhejuewangzhongchediheihua，yinbaotineixingshizhili，lazhezhenggexingxipeizang，

chengweishuzhongzuidade、yeshizuibeiqingdefanpaiboss。ertasuwan，

jiushiqianqifuzejigulin“shangqiangdu”dezhongduopaohuizhiyi。zhangzhejiazuzaihouqinbuyoudianxiaoquanshi，

beimuhouheishousongyong，fuzezaixueyuandixiazheijianmimishiyanshili，

yonggezhongjingshen**shouduan“ceshi”gulindeyinengjixian，meiqimingyue“weidiguokeyanzuogongxian”，

shizejiushibianxiangdezhemo。yuanzhuli，zheigeyuchunedudesuwanzaigulinheihuachuqijiubeitadiyigeniesile，

sizhuangjiqicanlie。“wo……chuanshule？haichuanchenglezheigehuobuguosanjidepaohui？

”suwanzhijuedeyiguhanqicongjiaodibanzhichongtianlinggai，xinzangxiangshibeiyizhibinglengdeshouzuanjin，jihutingzhitiaodong。

taxiayishididitoukanxiangzijideshou——baixi，xianxi，zhijiaxiujiandeyuanrunganjing，zhifuquedaizheyicengbojian，

shizhangqicaozuojingmiyiqiliuxiadehenji。zheishuangshou，zaiyuanzhuli，

cengqinshouanxiaguowushuranggulintongbuyushengdejingshenchongjiboanniu。【jinggao！

julixinshourenwujieshuhaiyoubafensanshimiao！qingsuzhujinkuaizhixing‘jingshenyazhi’！

】binglengdexitongtishiyinzaicixiangqi，daizheburongzhiyidecuicu。suwanmengditaitou，shixianchuanguobinglengdeyiqi，

luozaishiyanshizhongyangneigejudade、yougaoqiangdutouminghejindazaodejingucangnei。cangnei，

yigeshenxingdanbodeshaonianbeishudaoshanshuozheyoulandianhudenengliangsuolianlaolaoshufuzhesizhihebojing，

yiyizhongjinhuqurudezitaixuandiaozaibankongzhong。tadizhetou，lingluandeheifazhezhuledabanzhanglian，

zhiluchuxiantiaojinbengdexiahehecangbaidemeiyouyisixuesedebochun。

tashenshangzhichuanzheyijiandanbode、leisibinghaofudebaiseyiwu，cikeneiyiwuzaoyibeihanshuijintou，

jinjintiezaishenshang，goulechushaonianrenteyoude、daizhejifenlinxundelunkuo。**depifushang，

bumanlexinjiujiaocuodeshanghen，youxieshibianhen，youxieshizhuoshang，

youxiezexiangshibeishenmeliliangcongneibusiliehouyouqiangxingyuhedezhengningbahen。zuiciyande，

shitazuobeishangchazhedeyigentoumingdaoguan。daoguanlianjiezhepangbianyitaiwengwengzuoxiangdeyiqi，yiqipingmushang，

daibiaozheshengmingtizhengdequxianweiruodiqifuzhe，erlingyigengengcudedaoguan，

zhengtanlandichouquzhetashoubeishangfanzheguiyianjinsezedexueye——neishiyunhanzheta“xingshi”yinengdeyuanxue。

zheijiushigulin。weilaineigedanzhijianxingchenyunluo、rangzhenggexingxidouweizhizhandoudebaojun。cikedeta，

cuiruodexiangyizhangbeirouzhouhouyoujintouyushuidezhi，fangfosuishidouhuizainengliangsuoliandeshufuxiachediposui。

yigunanyiyanyudezhixiganjuezhulesuwandexinzang。yuanzhulineixiebinglengdewenzimiaoshu，

cikehuazuoleyanqianhuoshengshengde、chumujingxindecanzhuang。tajidezheiduanjuqing——jiuzaijintian，

edunvpeisuwanzaixitongde“xinshourenwu”yindaoxia，duigulinjinxinglediyici“jingshenyazhi”，

yongdeshiyizhongmingwei“shenjinggongmingganraoqi”dezhuangzhi，huifangdashoushizheneixindekongjuhetongkujiyi。

zheicishiyan，shiyakuashaoniangulindeyouyigendaocao，rangtabenjiuyaoyaoyuzhuidejingshenshijiebinlinbengkuidebianyuan，

yeweitarihoudechediheihuamaixialeshenshendefubi。

“shenjinggongmingganraoqi……”suwandemuguangluozaijingucangpangbianyigejinshucaozuotaishang。

neilijingjingtangzheyigeyinbaisede、leisitoukuidezhuangzhi，shangmianlianjiezheshugenshanshuozheweixianhongguangdedaoxian。

pangbianhaiyouyigehongsedeqidonganniu，ciyanderutongninggudexianxue。【jiancedaorenwugongju！

qingsuzhupeidaiganraoqitoukui，suodingmubiao，anxiaqidonganniu！】xitongdeshengyindaizheyisibuyichajuedexingfen，

【rangmubiaotiyankongjudeziweiba！zheijiangshinimaixiangchenggongdediyibu！】maixiangchenggongdediyibu？

maixiangbeiweilaibaojuncuoguyanghuidediyibuhaichabuduo！suwandezhijianbingliang，weiliyizhenfanjiangdaohai。

takanzhecangneineigewushengchengshouzhetongkudeshaonian，kanzhetayinweiyuanxuebeichixuchouquerweiweizhandoudeshenti，

deefaxiakenengyinzangzhede、zenyangyishuangjuewangdeyanjing……yiguqiangliedefennuhehuangmiuganzaitaxiongqianglizhakai。

“qu**diyibu！”suwanmengdizhuanshen，bushizouxiangcaozuotai，

ershichaoqicaozuotaishangneigechenzhongde、binglengdeshenjinggongmingganraoqitoukui，yongjinquanshenliqi，

henhenzaxiangpangbianshanshuozhexitongzhishidengdeyiqimianban！“kuangdang——！！！

”yishengcierdejinshuzhuangjijuxiangzaijijingdeshiyanshilizhakai，huohuasijian！

beizazhongdeyiqimianbanshunjianaoxianxiaqu，zhishidengfengkuangshanshuolejixia，chediximie，maochuyilvjiaohudeqingyan。

【jinggao！jinggao！suzhuxingweiyanzhongpianlirenwuguiji！duixitongzaitizaochengwulisunshang！

】xitongdedianziyindouranbagao，biandejianruiercier，【dianjichengfaqidong！dengji：chuji！

】yiguqiangliede、rutongwushugengangzhenshunjiancirugusuidejutong，

haowuzhengzhaodicongsuwandesizhibaihaibaofakailai！tacanjiaoyisheng，shentibushoukongzhidijuliejingluan，

yanqianzhenzhenfahei，zhenggerenxiangbeichoudiaolegutouyiyangruandaozaidi，quansuochengyituan，yachiyaodegegezuoxiang。

lenghanshunjianjintouletadehoubei。zheigaisidexitong！shizhenxiahenshoua！juliedetengtongrangtajihuzhixi，

dantongshiyechedidianranletaguzilidejueqianghepanni。taqiangrenzhedianliuzaitineisinvedetongku，

jiannanditaiqitou，bumanlenghandelianshangchechuyigejinhuzhengningdexiaorong，duizhekongqi（huozheshuo，

duizheneigewuxingdexitong）sihoudao：“dian……diannidaye！youbenshi……diansiwo！

zheihuoer……sheitamaaigansheigan！ranglaoniangquzhemoyige……kuaibeichouganxuedehaizi？zuonidechunqiudameng！

”tadakouchuanzhecuqi，meiyigezidouxiangshicongyafenglijichulaide，

daizhedianliuguohoudezhandouhekegudeyane：“nimen……nimenzheibang**！batadangshenmele？shiyanpin？

guaiwu？haishinimenmanzubiantaiyuwangdegongju？

choutadexue……zhemotadejingshen……kanzhetatongku……nimen……henshuangshibushi？！

”【……】xitongsihubeitadebaofahezhiwenyezhule，jianruidejinggaoshengtingdunlepianke，

zhishengxiadianliudezizishengzaisuwantineiliucuan。jingucangnei，

yizhidichuizhetou、fangfoduiwaijieyiqiehaowufanyingdeshaonian，shentijibukechadijiangyingleyixia。

neibeihanshuijintoude、jintiezaiejiaodeheifaweiweihuangdong，sihu……taiqileneimeyisisi？

suwanmeizhuyidaozheigexiweidebianhua。tatengdehunshendouzaidou，danxinlidenuhuoqueyueshaoyuewang。tazhengzhazhe，

yongzhandoudeshouchengqishenti，liangqiangzhepudaojingucangdekongzhimianbanqian。mianbanshangbumanlefuzadeanniuhezhishideng，

qizhongyigequyu，biaozhuzhe“yuanxuecaiji”deziyang，jindutiaoxianshiyijingdadaole70%。

“tingxia……jiwotingxia！”suwandeshouzhizaineixiebinglengdeanniushanghuluananzhe，

shituzhaodaotingzhicaixuedekaiguan。taduizheigaokejiwanyieryiqiaobutong，zhinengpingzhebennengquchangshi。【jinggao！

suzhushituzhongduanzhongyaoshiyanjincheng！chengfadengjitisheng！dianjidengji：zhongji！

】gengjiaqiangliededianliushunjianguanchuanquanshen！suwanfachuyishengyayibuzhudetongheng，yanqianchediyihei，

zhenggerenbeiwuxingdelilianghenhenguandaozaidi，etouzhongzhongkezaibinglengdejinshudibanshang，fachuchenmendexiangsheng。

jutonghemabiganrangtajihushiqulesikaonengli，zhinengxianglishuideyuyiyang，zaidibanshangtongkudichouchu。

“cao……”tayanqianjinxingluanmao，zuilichangdaoletiexiubandexuexingwei，shigangcaiyaopolezuichun。

yishizaijutongdebianyuanyaoyaoyuzhui。jiuzaizheishi，yigejiqiweiruo、shayadexiangshishazhimocadeshengyin，

daizheyisinanyizhixindemangran，congjingucangdefangxiangchuanlai：“……wei……shenme？”suwanhunshenyizhen，

qiangrenzhexuanyunhejutong，jiannandiceguotou，kanxiangshengyindelaiyuan。jingucangnei，

neigeyizhibeisuolianshufuzhedeshaonian，buzhiheshitaiqiletou。lingluandeheifaxia，

luchuyizhangcangbaidejinhutoumingdelian。wuguanshijingrendejunxiu，daizheshaonianrenteyoudeqingselunkuo，

danneishuangyanjing……suwandexinmengdiyichen。neishiyishuangzenyangdeyanjinga。yantongshijishendemose，

cikequexiangshibeitouruleshaohongdeluotie，congzuishenchutouchuyizhonglingrenxinjide、buxiangdexinghong。

neihongsebingfeijunyun，ershirutongsuiliedeliuli，bumanlezhuwangbandexuesi，zaicanbaidefuseyingchenxia，

xiandegewaiyaoyihefengkuang。

fanyongzhenongdehuabukaidetongku、mamu、yijiyizhongbeizhangjiuyayihoubinlinbaofade、zuyifenhuiyiqiedebaoli。