厕所里的老妇人华莱扬士-著

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duanpianyanqingxiaoshuo《cesuolidelaofuren》shizuozhe“hualaiyangshi ”chengyichupindeyibuzuopin，cezhongjiangshulezhurengonglindouhaohukounachenduokaizhijiandeaiqinggushi，qiangqiangduipengdejuqingshushixijing，gaishuwei：zanmenbashurengle，tayinggaijiubuhuilaile。”keshiqingbingmeiyoujieshu。diertianzaoshang，hukounaqichuanghuanyifushi，faxianyifushangmomingchuxianlejikuaimeiban，genneitian……

精彩章节

danweidongmiancesuode“juanfalaofuguiying”chuanshuo，zaiyuangongjianchuanlekuaishinian。

yebanbaoanlishuzonggenxinrenniantao：“neidengyaoshi‘da-dada-dadada’lianshansanci，ganjinpao，

biehuitou。”xinrenxiaowangzhuiwen：“shu，zhenyoulaofuxianshena？”lishumengxikouyan：“wunianqianlaozhangzhiyeban，

qinyanjianzhebaiyingpiaochulai，diertianjiudilecizhibaogao，xianzaidoumeiganhuizheipianqu。

”meirenzhidaolaofuweishaliuzaicesuo，zhizhidaodejingzhe。kepianyourenbachuanshuodangsuanpan，

xiangjiezhuangguigaokuatongshiqianggonglao。cehuazheishideshishichangbudezhangliwei，

tagentongzudehukouna、chenduokaibaoyuan：“youxiuyuangongmingejiuyige，lindouhaoyejibizanmenhao，

zaibugaodianshi，zanmensajinnianyoumeixi。”hukounamozhezhijia：“nenggaosha？tajiabanbisheidouwan，

zhibanyecongmeichuguochazi。”chenduokaituranyipaizhuozi：“qianliangtiantingbaoanshuodongmiancesuodeguigushi，

zanmenzhuanglaofuheta，rangtabuganzhiban，zaichuantadanxiaowushi，lingdaokendingbuxuanta！

”zhangliweiyanjingyiliang：“zheizhuyijuele！tabenlaijiupahei，yiheyigezhun。

”hukounahaiyoudianyouyu：“wanyizhenzhuangzheneisha......”chenduokaichixiao：“nayoushenmegui？

doushipianrende，zanmenzhuangdexiangdianjiuxing。”sanrenyipaijihe，dangtianjiumailedaoju。01wuye12dian，

bangongloulizhishengzhibandelindouhao。tanazhexunjianbiao，gangzoudaodongmiancesuomenkou，toudingdedengturanshanleyixia。

“da～～～～”lindouhaojiaobuyidun，xinlifandigu：“zheidengshangzhoucaixiuguo，zenmeyouhuaile？”liangmiaohou，

dengyoushanleliangxia：“dada～～～～”tamengdixiangqibaoanshuodeguigushi，houbeishunjianmaolenghan。

haimeidengtafanying，dengdisancishanshuo，zheicishisanxia：“dadada～～～～”“biezijiheziji，

kenengjiushidianluwenti。”lindouhaozuanjinshoudiantong，shenxiyikouqi，tuikaimenwanglikan。cesuolikongwuyiren，

zhiyougejianmenbanyanzhe，dengguanghuminghuan。tayongshoudiantongsaoleyiquan，meifaxianyichang，gangxiangzhuanshenlikai，

yanjiaoyuguangpiejianzuilimiandegejianmenfengli，yilvfanbaidezhangfaqingqingpiaolechulai。“sheizailimian？

”lindouhaohanleyisheng，meirenhuiying。tabuganzaikan，kuaibupaochucesuo，yilupaohuizhibanshi，

xinzanghaizaikuangtiao。diertianzaoshang，lindouhaozaichashuijianpengdaozhangliwei、hukounahechenduokai，

renbuzhushuolezuowandeshi。“nimenshimeikanjian，neidengshandegenbaoanshuodeyimoyiyang，

zuihouhaikanjianyilvbaitoufapiaochulai。”lindouhaoduanzhekafei，shouhaizaiweiweifadou。zhangliweiyanzhuyizhuan，

lazhehukounahechenduokaiwangjiaoluozou，yadishengyinshuo：“lindouhaobushigenzanmenqiangyouxiuyuangongma？

zheichuanshuozhenghaonengyong。”hukounatiaomei：“nixiangzenmeyong？”“zanmenzhuangchenglaofuheta，

rangtahedebuganzhiban，zaigenlingdaoshuotadanxiaowushi，yingxianggongzuo，youxiuyuangongkendingshizanmende。

”zhangliweiyueshuoyuexingfen。chenduokaidiantou：“zheizhaohao！tabenlaijiudanxiao，duohejicikendingbengkui。

”hukounahaiyoudiangulv：“wanyibeitafaxianshizanmenzhuangde，zenmeban？”zhangliweipaixiongfu：“fangxin，

zanmenmaihaodaoju，xuantazhibandewanshangdongshou，baozhengtianyiwufeng。”dangtianxiawu，

zhangliweijiuquxiaoshangpinshichangmailejiafa、zhouwenmianjuhebaisezhangqun。sanrenyueding，zhoumolindouhaozhibanshi，

jiudongshouheta。02zhoumoyeli，lindouhaogangdaozhibanshi，

fangxiabaojiutingjiandongmiancesuofangxiangchuanlai“wuwu”dekusheng。“sheizaiku？”tazhouzhemei，

naqishoudiantongjiuwangwaizou。lingdaoxiawuteyijiaodai，zhoumozhibanyaoduoxuncha，fangzhianquanyinhuan。

zoudaocesuomenkou，kushengtingle，toudingdedengyoukaishian“da-dada-dadada”dejiezoushan。

lindouhaoxinlifamao，xiangzhuanshenhuiqu，keyouxiangqilingdaodejiaodai，zhinengyingzhetoupituikaimen。mengangkai，

yigechuanzhebaiqun、daizhejuanfamianjudeshenyingcongcesuoli“piao”lechulai——zheiqishishizhangliweicaizhehualunxie，

guyifangmandongzuo。“a！”lindouhaohedehoutuiliangbu，shoudiantongdiaozaidishang，zhuanshenjiupao。

zhangliweizhaixiamianju，genduozaizoulangguaijiaodehukouna、chenduokaiduishiyiyan，renbuzhuxiaochusheng。

“nikantaneisongyang，paodebituzihaikuai。”chenduokaipaizhedatuixiao。hukounayexiao：“zheiyixia，

takendingbuganzaikaojincesuole。”zhangliweishouhaozhuanlunxie：“zheicaigangkaishi，jiexialaijitian，

zanmenzaijiadianliao，rangtachedibengkui。”zhouyizaoshang，lindouhaogangdaobangongshi，dakaichoutixiangnawenjian，

jiukanjianyicuofanbaidejiafafangzailimian。tahedeshouyidou，wenjiandiaozaidishang。linzuodehukounatingjiandongjing，

jiaxingxingdiwen：“lindouhao，zenmele？liansezheimecha。”lindouhaozhizhechoutilidejiafa，

shengyinfazhan：“zhei......zheishisheifangde？”hukounacouguoqukanleyiyan，guzuojingya：“ya，

zheiyoudianxiangshibaoanzhiqianshuodeneigelaofudetoufaya？zenmehuizainichoutili？”zhouweidetongshitingjiandongjing，

douweiguolaikan，yilunfenfen。lindouhaoxiangjieshi，quebuzhidaogaishuoshenme，zhinengmomobatoufarengdiao。

dangtianwanshang，lindouhaogangdaojia，shoujijiuxiangle。tajieqidianhua，

chuanlaiyigeshayadeshengyin：“biezhanwodedifang......biezhanwodedifang......”“nishishei？

”lindouhaozhandouzhewen。duifangmeihuida，zhijiegualedianhua。lindouhaokanzheshouji，houbeifaliang——neishengyin，

genchuanshuolilaofudeshengyinyimoyiyang。tabuzhidao，zheishiwutaoyongbianshengruanjiandadedianhua。diertianshangban，

lindouhaoyinweimeishuihao，zuobaobiaoshichulecuo。lingdaobatajiaodaobangongshi，zhangliweiyegenzhejinqule。

“lindouhao，nizuijinzenmehuishi？baobiaolicuolehaojigeshuju。”lingdaozhouzhemei。

lindouhaogangxiangjieshizijimeishuihao，zhangliweijiuqiangxianshuo：“lingdao，wojuedelindouhaokenengshitaidanxiaole，

zongyishenyigui，yingxianggongzuojindu。shangcizhiban，tahaishuokanjianguile，hedepaohuizhibanshi，doumeiwanchengxunjian。

”lingdaolianseyichen：“lindouhao，zhibanshinidezhize，bunengyinweidanxiaojiudanwugongzuo。zaizheiyangxiaqu，

youxiuyuangongdeminge，nijiubiexiangle。”lindouhaoxiangfanbo，quemeirenxinta，zhinengmomodiantou，

xinliyouweiquyouhaipa。03lindouhaodepengyouwangpengtingshuotadezaoyuhou，teyiyuetachulaichifan。

“nizuijinzenmehuishi？pengyouquandoubugengxinle，tingtongshishuonizonghunbushoushede。

”wangpengjilindouhaodaolebeijiu。lindouhaotanlekouqi，bazuijindeqingkuangyiwuyishidishuole。“naogui？

youtoufa？dadianhua？”wangpengqiaoleqiaozhuozi，“zheixieqingkuangnigennimenlingdaoshuoguomeiyou？”“woshuole，

kelingdaobuxin，haishuowodanxiaowushi。”lindouhaoyaoyaotou，“xianzaitongshimenyedoujuedewobuzhengchang。

”wangpengxianglexiang，congbaolinachuyidaopinganfu：“zheishiwolaolaojiwode，tashuohenling，nidaizaishenshang，

nengbaopingan。”lindouhaojieguopinganfu，zuanzaishouli：“zhendeyouyongma？”“nibiebuxin，

wozhiqianzouyeluzongganjueyourengenzhe，dailezheifuzhihou，jiumeineizhongganjuele。”wangpengshuo，“duile，

neichuanshuokenengshizhende，nibieyingkang，buxingjiushenqingdiaogang，yuanlineicesuo。

”lindouhaochenmole——tabuxiangdiaogang，yebuxiangfangqiyouxiuyuangongdeminge。tanulileyinian，

jiudengzhezheigemingezhanggongzi，jifumuhuangedadiandefangzi。“wozaichengchengba，

youxiuyuangongpingxuanxiazhoujiujieshule，zhiyaochengguozheiyizhou，jiuhaole。”lindouhaoshuo。congneitianqi，

lindouhaomeitiandoubapinganfufangzaikoudaili，zhibanshitiqianjianchahaozhibanquyu，jinliangdaizairenduodedifang。

kezhangliweisanrenmeidasuanfangguota。zhouwuwanshang，zhangliwei、hukounahechenduokaiyoujuzaiyiqishangliang。

“lindouhaozuijinhaoxiangmeineimehaipale，haizongdaizhegepinganfu，zanmendegaocidade，rangtachedibengkui。

”zhangliweishuo。chenduokaidiantou：“woyougezhuyi，dengtaxiacizhiban，zanmenzaicesuolizhuangguiying，

ranhoubatasuozailimian，rangtajiaotiantianbuying，jiaodidibuling。”hukounayoudianyouyu：“batasuozailimian，

wanyichushenmeshi，zenmeban？”zhangliweichixiao：“nengchushenmeshi？jiushiheheta，

rangtabuganzaigenzanmenqiangminge。dengtabengkuile，zhudongcizhi，zanmenjiuyingle。”hukounaxianglexiang，

haishidiantoutongyile。sanrenyueding，xiazhouyilindouhaozhibanshi，jiushishizheigejihua。04zhouyiyeli，

lindouhaoxiangwangchangyiyangzhiban。taxundaodongmiancesuomenkoushi，xinliyoudianfachu，

shoubuzijuedimolemokoudailidepinganfu。gangzoudaomenkou，

dengjiukaishian“da-dada-dadada”dejiezoushan。lindouhaoyouyuleyixia，

haishituikaimenzoulejinqu——tadejianchawancainenghuizhibanshi。mengangguanshang，jiutingjian“kada”yisheng，

mensuoshangle。lindouhaoxinliyijing，zhuanshenxiangkaimen，quefaxianmendabukaile。“sheizaiwaimian？kaimen！

”lindouhaopaizhemenhan。meirenhuiying。jiuzaizheishi，

yigechuanzhebaiqun、daizhejuanfamianjudeshenyingconggejianlitiaochulai，dahanyisheng：“haiwominglai！

”lindouhaoyingshenghedao，tangzaidishanghunmileguoqu。erzheige“gui”dangranshizhangliwei，

tazhengzhunbeituolelindouhaodeyifurangtazaigongsichedidiuren，kezheishicesuodedengturanfengkuangshanshuo，

bizhiqiankuailehaojibei，kongqizhonghaipiaolaiyigudandandemeiwei。zhangliweilengle——tameinongguodeng，

zheidengzenmeturanshandezheimelihai？“zhangliwei，zenmehuishi？menkoudedengzenmeshandezheimeguai？

”hukounahechenduokaizhengzaimenwaibashouzheni，bendasuandengzhangliweiheyunlindouhaozaijinlaijian，

kexianzaicesuomenkoushizheiyangqingkuangrangtamenlianggeyehuangle——yinweizheicideshanshuoshizaitaikuazhangle。

zhangliweigangxiangshuo“biehuang，kenengshidianluwenti”，jiukanjianzuilimiandegejianqiangshang，

manmanfuxianchuyizhangbumanzhouwendelian——gentadaidemianjuyimoyiyang，zhishineishuangyanjingshikongdongdeheise，

haiguazhejilvshiluludejuanfa。“ni......nishishei？”zhangliweishunjianjiangzhu，shouzhizheqiang，

shengyinfazhan。neizhanglianmeishuohua，zhishimanman“piao”lexialai，luozaizhangliweimianqian。yiguhanqipumianerlai，

zhangliweirenbuzhudalegehanzhan。hukounahechenduokaizaimenwaitingjianzhangliweideshengyinbudui，xiangkaimen，

quefaxianmensuoxiangbeishenmedongxikazhule，zenmeyedabukai。“bieguolai！biepengwo！

”limianchuanlaizhangliweidejianjiao，jinjiezhejiushidongxishuaidaodeshengyin。lindouhaocishiqishiyijingxingleguolai，

dantaguyizhuangzuohaizaihunmideyangzi，taganjuekoudailidepinganfuyuelaiyuetang。tamifengzheyan，

kanjianneige“guilaofu”deshouchuanguozhangliweideshenti，zhangliweishunjianxiangbeichouzoulesuoyouliqi，tanzaidishang，

mianjudiaozaiyipang。meiguoduojiu，denghuifuzhengchang，“laofu”yexiaoshile。men“kada”yishengkaile，

hukounahechenduokaichongjinlai，kanjianzhangliweitangzaidishang，yanshendaizhi，

talaile......biezhaowo......”hukounahechenduokaijimanglazhezhangliweilikailezheigecesuo。

sanrenlikaihoulindouhaoyebuzhuangle，tazhanqishenlaitaochukoudailidepinganfu，eranfaxianfuzhiyijingfahei。

tafeiyesidetaolilezheigecesuoxinliyoupayoujing——yuanlaichuanshuolidelaofu，shizhendecunzai。diertian，

lindouhaoyinwei“shoujingguoduxuxiuyang”，xiangdanweishenqingleyizhoudejiaqi，

erzhangliweigengshizhijieqingleyigeyuedebingjia，lingdaomeitongyi，danzhangliweihaishimeilaishangban，

lingdaoshuoqitianzhihousuantalizhi。hukounahechenduokaibenlaixiangjixusuanjilindouhao，kejinglilezuowandeshi，

liangrendouhedebuqing，genbenmeixinsizaigaoshi。gengrangtamendanxindeshi，

lingdaoyijingkaishihuaiyitamenzaibeihougaoxiaodongzuole。05lindouhaozaijiaxiuyangdediertian，shoujituranxiangle，

laidianxianshishihukouna。tayouyuleyixia，haishijieleqilai。“lindouhao，

ni......ninengbunenglaiyiyuankankanzhangliwei？”hukounadeshengyindaizhekuqiang，

haijiazazheyisihuangluan。lindouhaozhouqimei：“tazenmele？”“tacongzuotianqijiuyizhibuduijing，yanshendaizhi，

zuilizongniantao‘biezhaowo’，yishengjianchashuoshentimeiwenti，ketajiushibukenshuohua，yebukenchifan。

”hukounaxilexibizi，“womenshizaimeibanfale，ninengbunenglaiquanquanta？

”lindouhaoxiangqizhangliweizhiqianduizijizuodeshi，xinliyoudianbushufu，

danhaishiruanlexin：“woxiawuguoqukankan。”xiawu，lindouhaolaidaoyiyuan，

gangzoujinbingfangjiukanjianzhangliweizuozaichuangshang，yanshenkongdongdidingzheqiang，

zuilibutingniantao：“talaile......biepengwo......”chenduokaizhanzaiyipang，

liansecangbai：“lindouhao，nishuo......zuotianzanmenshibushizhenzhuangzheneishale？”lindouhaomeishuohua，

zhishikanzhezhangliweideyangzi，xinliyoudianfachu。taxiangqikoudailidepinganfu，molemo，haihaohaizai。

“zhangliwei，niganjuezenmeyang？”lindouhaozouguoqu，shitupaipaizhangliweidejianbang。zhangliweituranzhuanguotou，

yanshenfengkuang：“biepengwo！niyeshitapailaide！tayaozhuawo！”lindouhaobeiheleyitiao，houtuileyibu。

hukounaganjinlazhuzhangliwei：“zhangliwei，nilengjingdian，tashilindouhao，bushihuairen。”zhangliweiquebuting，

zhengzhazheyaoxiachuang：“woyaozou！zheilibuanquan！tahuizhaodaowode！”jiuzaizheishi，

bingfangdedengturanshanleyixia，“da～～～～”zhangliweishunjianjiangzhu，yanjingdengdedadade，

zhizhedeng：“talaile！tagenzhewodaoyiyuanle！”hukounahechenduokaiyehedeliansefabai，kanxiangdeng。

dengyoushanleliangxia，“dada～～～～”“kuaipao！”chenduokaidahanyisheng，lazhehukounajiuwangwaipao。

lindouhaoyeganjingenzhepaolechuqu，zhishengxiazhangliweiyigerenzaibingfanglijianjiao。paochuyiyuanhou，

hukounadunzaidishang，kuzheshuo：“zenmeban？zhendeyougui！tayaogenzhewomenzenmeban？

”chenduokaiyehuangle：“zaozhidaojiubuzhuangguihelindouhaole，xianzaibazijidajinqule。

”lindouhaokanzhetamendeyangzi，xinliwuweizachen，yushilengshengzhiwendao：“dangchunimensuanjiwodeshihou，

zenmemeixiangguohuiyoujintian？”hukounataiqitou，kanzhelindouhao：“lindouhao，womenzhidaocuole，

ninengbunengbangbangwomen？nizuotianyezailimianjiandaoleguishibushi？weishenmenimeishi？

nishiyoushenmehushenfuzhileidema？”lindouhaoyaoyaotou：“wobuzhidao，wojintianbenlaiyeshiqingjiaxiuxilede，

shinimenbawojiaochulaide。”chenduokaijile：“neizenmeban？womenzongbunengzuoyidaibiba？

”lindouhaotanlekouqi：“woyebuzhidao，huoxunimenyinggaizhaogedashikankan，huozheganjinlikaizheigechengshi，

shuobudingnengduokai。”06hukounahechenduokaitinglelindouhaodehua，dangtianjiushoushidongxi，

bandaoleyiqizhu——tamenjuederenduonengzhuangdan。kemeixiangdao，liguidejiuchangengjinle。diyitianwanshang，

liangrengangtangxia，ketingdedengjiukaishian“da-dada-dadada”dejiezoushan。

hukounahedeganjinzuanjinbeizili，chenduokaiyebuganxiachuang，zhinengguojinyifu，dingzhedeng。“biehaipa，

kenengshidianluwenti。”chenduokaiyingzhetoupishuo，keshengyinquezaifadou。guoleyihuier，dengbushanle，

kekongqizhongquepiaolaiyigudandandemeiwei，genneitianzaicesuoliwendaodeyiyang。hukounawuzhubizi，buganchusheng。

jiuzaizheishi，woshimenwaichuanlai“hualahuala”defanshusheng。chenduokaixinliyijing：“sheizaiwaimian？

”meirenhuiying，fanshushenghaizaijixu。chenduokaizhuangzhedanzi，naqifangzaichuangtoudebangqiugun，manmanzoudaomenkou，

mengdidakaimen——waimiankongwuyiren，zhiyouketingdezhuozishang，fangzheyibenfankaidejiushu，

shuyehaizaimanmanfandong。“zhei......zheishushisheifangzheide？”hukounayezoulechulai，

kanzheneibenshu，liansecangbai。chenduokaiyaoyaotou：“wobuzhidao，zanmenbanjinlaideshihou，

zheiligenbenmeiyouzheibenshu。”hukounaturanhedejianjiaoyisheng：“shita！shineigelaofu！tagenguolaile！

”chenduokaiyehuangle，ganjinbashurengdaomenwai，guanshangfangmen，kaozaimenshangdakouchuanqi：“biehaipa，

zanmenbashurengle，tayinggaijiubuhuilaile。”keshiqingbingmeiyoujieshu。diertianzaoshang，

hukounaqichuanghuanyifushi，faxianyifushangmomingchuxianlejikuaimeiban，genneitianzaicesuoliwendaodemeiweiyiyang。

chenduokaiyefaxianzijidexiezili，buzhidaoshenmeshihouduolejilvfanbaidezhangfa。

“zanmenbunengzaidaizaizheilile！”hukounakuzheshuo，“zaidaixiaqu，zanmenkendinghuigenzhangliweiyiyangfengdiaode！

”chenduokaidiandiantou：“zanmenquzhaogedashikankan，shuobudingnengquxie。”liangrensichudating，

zhongyuzhaodaoyigejushuohenlingdedashi。dashigenzhetamenlaidaozhuchu，

gangjinmenjiuzhouqimei：“zheiwulideyuanqitaizhongle，woguanbule。”hukounaganjinlazhudashi：“dashi，

qiuninbangbangwomen，womenjininqian，duoshaodouxing。”dashiyaoyaotou：“bushiqiandewenti，zheiliguiyuanniantaishen，

woduifubule。nimenhaishiganjinlikaizheili，huoxuhainengbaozhuyitiaoming。”shuowan，dashinazhezijidedongxi，

congconglikaile。hukounahechenduokaikanzhedashilikaidebeiying，chedijuewangle。tamenzuozaidishang，

buzhidaogaizenmeban。“douguaini！dangchuyaobushinichuzhuyizhuangguihelindouhao，

zanmenyebuhuiluodaojintianzheigedibu！”hukounaturanduizhechenduokaidahan。

chenduokaiyehuole：“dangchunibuyetongyilema？xianzaiguaiwoyoushenmeyong！”liangrenchaoleqilai，yuechaoyuexiong，

zuihoushenzhidaleqilai。ketamenbuzhidao，zaitamenchaojiadeshihou，ketingdedengyoukaishishanshuo，jiaoluoli，

manmanfuxianchuyigebaisedeshenying。07hukounahechenduokaichaoleile，zuozaidishang，huxiangdengzheduifang。

jiuzaizheishi，ketingdedengturanshanleyixia，“da～～～～”liangrenshunjiananjingxialai，kanxiangdeng。

灯又闪了两下，

“dada～～～～”“ta......tayoulaile......”hukounashengyinfazhan，

lazhechenduokaidegebo。chenduokaiyehaipale，kehaishiyingzhetoupishuo：“bie......biehaipa，

zanmenyiqichuqu，tabuganbazanmenzenmeyang。”liangrenhuxiangchanfuzhe，manmanzoudaomenkou，dakaimen，