doushishenghuoxiaoshuo《chenshuiqiannian,woconggumulibeiwachulaile》,daibiaorenwuxiaqihuyihai,yanyiguanyuchouhenheaiqingdejingcaigushi,zuozhelumanmanqixiuyuanjinqiwanchengbianzhu,zhuyaojiangshudeshihuayinweiluo。‘dingdingding——’‘dingdingding——’jiliewubideqingcuilingdangshengxiangqi。jiucongliangrenshenhoudecitanglichuanlai。……
“zheishixianrenmu,fengmobeishanghelishishushangdejizailianqilaile,shuoshixianzuzaicizhenmo,zhenyadeshichuanshuozhongdehanba,ruguowangdongzheilideyiqie,kongpachuanshuozhongdehanbajiuyaochushile。”
wangjianguobaonu:“laohu!nishigekeyanxuezhe,zenmenengquxiangxinneizhongfengjianmixindedongxia?yumei!jianzhishiyumei!gurenyumei,bianzaochulewushudegushilai,nizenmebigurenhaiyaoyumeini?”
huyihaijile:“zheibushiyumei,zheishiduigurendejingwei。gurenyidianyebusha,shishuneiyangyinhuidejizai,shiyouyuanyinde!”
“fangpi!niwodoushidushuzhangdaderen,shengzaihongqixiaderen。gurenzuiaikuadaqiciniyoubushibuzhidao……”
“nishuodeneishiwenrenmoke,bushibianzhushishudeneixieguanyuan。gurenbianzuandeshishu,shiyanjinde。”
“哈哈哈哈!”
wangjianguodaxiaoyisheng,buxiedezhizheshuijingguan:“wojideyouyipianyeshijizaiguoxianzu,shuoshixianzuzhenmo,ruguoyourenchuangruzhenmodi,tianbengdilie,tianjiangyixiang。nikan,yixiangni?yixiangzainali?”
胡一海:“这……”
wangjianguoshuo:‘neidoushikuadaqici。shenmetianjiangyixiang?shenmezhenmo?shenmehanba……shenmetianbengdilie?niyoumeiyoukexuechangshi?zheifuhekexuedinglvma?zheifuhekexuelilunma?zheiyouwulixuechangshizaiqizhongma?youdilixuechangshizaiqizhongma?quandoushixiabianluanzao。”
“laohua,womenshikeyanxuezhe,yaoxiangxinkexue,gurenhaishuobunengwafenjuemuni,keshiwomen,yibeizikaiguoduoshaomuzang?qinzidakaiguoduoshaogushi?ranhouni?youbianhuama?neidoushimixin!shenmeguishen,budouhaishitanjishengmingma?”
huyihaiyiranbukenfangqidequanshuo:“keshi……”
“meiyoukeshi,laohu,fengmobei,shuijingguan,xianrenshiti,guiyu。zheinayiyangbushishishuzhong,hechuanshuozhongjizaidedongxi?zheixieshishenme?zheixiedoushiguobaoa。erzanmenshiqinzizhuchifajuelezheixieguobaodekaoguduiyou,zaichangde,zaizuodesuoyouren,douyaozairushice。douyaozailvlishangliuxianongmozhongcaideyibi!”
huayinluoxia,zaichangsuoyoudeshixisheng,kaoguduiyuan,doumengranshuangyanbaofachuxingfendeshencai,hunshenyizhen。
对!
这履历!
zheishijincancandelvlia!
weilaizijidegongzuojianlishangkeyixie——qinzicanyufajuelesijianguobao!
zhei,zheishiduomehuihuangdelvlia。
xiangyaoliuxiaodekaoguxixuesheng,youlezheilvli,weilaipingjiaoshouzhichengdouyaobibierenkuai!
yaozhaogongzuode,youlezheilvli,shenzhinengzhijiejinruyixiebowuguandangguanzhang!
zhei,shilvli,shijincancanderenshengzaixiangzijizhaoshoua。
yixiangdaozheili,zaichangdesuoyoushixishengyijikaoguduiyou,youhuranyouxieyuanhendekanxianglehuyihaijiaoshou。
doujuede,zheihuyihaitaizhaorenfanle,dajiazheimeduorendouyaodujinle,tajingranrangzanmenchetui?zheibushichenggonglushangdebanjiaoshima?
yigeershisuichutoudenvhaizi,zhaidiaoleshoutao,youxieyuandudekanleyiyanhuyihaijiaoshou,yinyangguaiqideshuo:
“hujiaoshou,nindouzheimedanianjile,mixinyeshizhengchangde,danshihaiqingbuyaozuzhiwomenzheimeduorenfajueguobaohaobuhao?zhendeshi,nianjiyuedayuebudongshi。”
huyihaidoubashisuigaolingle,beiyigenianqinghoushengzheiyangshuo,xinqingkexiangerzhi。
ersuizhezheinvhaizideshengyinluoxia,qitadenianqingshixishengyedoufenfenfuhe:
“duiyahujiaoshou,ninhaipa,mafanzijituichuquhaobuhao?buyaodanwuwomentaiguancaixiashan,wohaimeitaiguoshuijingguanni……”
“hujiaoshoushijuedezijikuairutule,haipazaobaoyingba?hahaha。”
“哈哈哈哈。”
“qinghujiaoshouchuquba。”
“……”
huyihaierankanzhesizhou,shushirendouyongchaofeng,yuanhendeyanshenkanzheziji。
tazhidao,zijikenengdangzhurenjiashengqiandelule,xinzhongbuyoudeshengqiyizhenwuliganhecuobaigan。
huyihaitanxiyisheng:“zhei,shixianrenmu,zhendeheneixiediwangmuzang,buyiyangde……hao,wozou,wotuichu,bucanyu。”
zaizhongrendexiluoshengzhong,huyihailuomodetizheshoudiantonglikailemuxue。
erdangtajingguofengmobeideneiyishunjian,huyihaimengrantongkongyisuo!
tabuzhidaoshibushicuojue,jiuzaineiyichanei,tasihukanjianlefengmobeishangyouyimoguangcaiposuile,fengmobeisihubiandesecaianchenleqilai。
就像……
jiuxiangshizheilidemouzhongfengyinbeipohuaidiao,zheilizuihoudenengliangxiaosanle……
“也许是错觉吧。”
胡一海喃喃一声。
wangjianguolengmodekanzhehuyihailikai,xiaolexiao,dahandao:
“tongzhimen,tongxuemen,yongshengsuobashuijingguanbaoguohao。zhunbeitaixiashan。”
“qianwanbunengchupiloua。zheishijiazhilianchengdeguobao,qianwanbunengshuaile……”
zhengshuozhe。shandongwaichuanlailezhengchaosheng,kuhansheng。
wangjianguozhenggerenbuyoudebaonu:“waibianyouzenmele!”
“laohu!doushuolenibuyuanyijiutuichu,nichaoshenmechaoa!”
yibianshuozhe,wangjianguozhaidiaoshoutao,nuqichongchongdewangchuzou。qitadeshixishengyebuyoudeyouxieshengqi,dougenzheyiqiwangchuzou。
jinimianzi,kannishangnianlingle,hanniyishenghulaoshi。
sanfanliangcizuaiwomendelu,worangniwanjiebubao!
wangjianguozhengwangchuzouzhe,waibianyougongzuorenyuanpaolejinlai,dahanyisheng:“wanglaoshi,wanglaoshi!”
wangjianguonuhou:“zenmele?shibushihulaoshizuainimengongzuokaizhan?”
gongzuorenyuanshangqibujiexiaqideshuo:“bubu……bushide,bushide,shiyigezichengshilingshanshoumurendelaotou,nazhedaoyaohewomenpinming!”
“shuo……shuo,shuowomenwadeshitadezufen!”
“什么?”
“……”
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