《zhangshengwannian：wobeikaoguduiwalechulai》shiyibudoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，youzhangqingzidazao。gushizhongdechenzhangqingtangyunshenshishenmi，yuqitajiaosezhijianjiugecuozong，yinfaleyixilielingrenpingxidechongtuyutiaozhan。zheibenxiaoshuoqingjiequzhe，jinzhangciji，daijiduzhewujindejingxiyulequ。meinvjizhemangdao：“keshi，liujiaoshou，zheiqigejisikengzaiwokanlai，sihubingbushibeidouqixingdexingzhuanga？”liujiaoshouweiweiyixiao。“beidouqixingde……。
“shishishi，wozheijiuqu。”huangmaoyibianshuoyibianxiangzhejiaoshiwaizouqu。
“chenzhangqing，bunongsinilaozigennixing。”
kanzhechenzhangqinglikaidebeiying，gaotianyuyanzhongchongmanyuanhenzhise。
zaiyanjingconglaimeiyourenganbubatafangzaiyanzhong，chenzhangqingshidiyige，yeshizuihouyige。
suihougaotianyugenzaichenzhangqinghetangyundeshenhouxiangzheshitangzouqu，suishuobunenggoudangzhetangyundemianqianjiaoxunzheigexiaozi，dantayoudeshibanfa，keyirangchenzhangqingzaitangyunmianqiandiulian。
……
gangzoujinshitang，tangyunjiushifenyanjiandekandaoyigekaochuangdeweizhi，“zheilizhenghaoyougeweizhi。”
“nikankanxiangyaochixieshenme，jintianwoqingke，qianwanbuyaogenwokeqie。”tangyunyibianshuoyibianbazhuoshangdecaidandidaochenzhangqingdemianqian。
chenzhangqingweixiaozhebacaidanyoudihaileguoqu，“wodoukeyi，woduizheilibushu，haishinilaidianba！”
“xing。”tangyunyebushineizhongniuniederen，shifenshuangkuaidejieguocaidandianlejidaozheijiadezhaopaicai。
“duile，haibuzhidaozhangqingtongxuenijiashinalide，jiushiyanjingbendidema？”dianwancaihou，tangyunsuiyiwendao。
“woma？yekeyisuanshiyanjingbendi，nini？”chenzhangqinghuidahou，fanwendao。
“wojiabushiyanjingde。”tangyunyaoyaotoudao：“zangdinizhidaoma？”
zaitingdaozangdilianggezishi，chenzhangqingdemouseweiweibianlebian，“tingguo，buguobingmeiyouquguo，nishineilide？”
“dui，wodelaojiashizangdineibiande，zhibuguozheiliangnianyinweishengyishangdeyixieyuangu，suoyicaibandaoleyanjinglaile。”
zaishuozheixiedeshihou，tangyundeyanjingyizhidoumeiyoulikaiguochenzhangqing，jiushixiangcongchenzhangqingdeshenshangfaxianyixieshenmebutonglai。
zicongkaixuedianlizaicaochangshang，jiandaochenzhangqingdediyiyan，tajiujuedezheigerendeshenshangyidingyinzangzheshenmemimi，erqiebuzhiweihe，tazongshizaichenzhangqingdeshenshangganshoudaoyizhongmomingshuxideganjue。
zheiyeshiweishenme，zaijinrujiaoshishi，faxiantajuranshifenqiaohedehechenzhangqingzaiyigejiaoshihou，nalidoubuzuojingzhizuodaochenzhangqingshenbiandeyuanyin。
duiyuzijidezhenshishenfen，zhenggeyandachulezijiyiwai，kongpayejiuzhiyouliyuzhidaoyixie，suoyizaichenzhangqingdeshenshangganshoudaoshuxiganhou，tajiuxiangyaodiaochaqingchuzheiyiqie。
“aiya，meixiangdaojuranneimeqiao，chigefandoukeyizaizheilipengdaoa？”
jiuzaitangyunhaixiangyaoshuoxieshenmedeshihou，yidaolvexianyouxiexingxingzuotaideshengyincongyipangxiangleqilai。
zaitingdaozheiyouxieshuxideshengyintangyundemeitouweizhou，haoburongyiyougenenggoudiaochachenzhangqingshenfendejihui，quezongshibeiaiyanderenjidarao。
“zezeze……qingrenchifanjuranxuanzeneimehansuandedifang，guoranshixiangxialaidexiangbalao，meiyoujianguoshenmeshimian。”gaotianyuyilianchaofengdekanxiangduanzuozaineiliyidongbudongdechenzhangqing，“xianzaiderena，jiushixuwei，mingmingmeiyouqianquehaishizongxihuan**。”
tabingbuzhidaojintiandezheidunfanshitangyunqingchenzhangqing，erbushitazirenweidechenzhangqingyaoqingtangyun。
gaotianyuyixingrendeturanchuxian，raoluanletangyundesuoyoujihua，zheirangtangyunxinzhongshifendebushuang，“gaotianyunizhengtianzheiyangyouyisima？haiyoujintianzheidunfanshiwoqingke，niyaoshikanbuguankeyigun。”
ruguobushiyinweigujibunenggouzaichenzhangqingmianqianbaoludehua，taxianzaihenbudebagaotianyucongchuangbianjirengchuqu。
“额……”
gaotianyuzenmeyemeiyouliaoxiangdaojintianshitangyunqingke，neitaganggangshuodeneixiehua，qibushi……
“tangyunnibiewuhui，woyiweishizheigexiangbalaoqingkeni，zheiyangjintiannimensuoyoudexiaofeiquanbudousuanzaiwodeshenshang，woqingke，jiudangshijinipeizuile。”
shuoba，gaotianyukanxiangchenzhangqingzuijiaodaiyoujifenjixiaodao：“shenweiyigedananren，rangrenjiayigenvhaiziqingke，nikezhendegouhaoyisi，woyaoshinidouxiukuizhisi，gengbieshuohaiyifulisuodangrandemoyangzuozaineilile。”
“xianzaiderenkezhengouhoulianpide，juranhaoyisirangrenjianvhaiziqingke。”
“jiushijiushi，woyaoshinenggouheneimepiaoliangdenvshengchifandehua，wojiusuanshichilianggeyuepaomian，yebuhuirangyigenvhaiziqingkede。”
“xianrujindeshehuifengqidangzhenshiburucongqianlea……”
xianzaizheigeshijian，shitangzhengshirenduodeshihou，tamenzheibiandedongjingziranxiyinlebushaorendezhuyi，erduiyuyigenanrenrangyigenvshengqingkechifandeqingkuang，yejiuyinlailexuduorendebiyi。
tingdaozhouweineixierendehua，gaotianyulianshangluchuyisideyidexiaorong，tayaodejiushizheigexiaoguo，tajiushiyaorangchenzhangqingzheigexiangbalaozaizhongrendemianqiandiulian，erhouzhijiangaotianyuyanzhongchongmantiaoxinzhisedekanxiangchenzhangqing。
neibiaoqingyaoduoqianzouyouduoqianzou。
mianduizhegaotianyudetiaoxin，chenzhangqingzhijiewushi，fangfogenbenjiumeiyoukandaogaotianyuyiban。
“你……”
“yu……yugenidekuzi……”
kandaochenzhangqingneiyifurenpingbierenruheshuo，worenglinweibuluandeyangzi，gaotianyuzhiganjuezijijiuhaoxiangshiyigechangdujiaoxidexiaochouyiban，jiuzaitagangxiangyaofahuodeshihoushenbiandehuangmaoturanpaodaotaerbianxiaoshengdetixingleyiju。
“kuzi？wodekuzizenme……”
“啊……”
gaotianyuyishijianwanquanmeiyoufanyingguolai，hurantazhijuededangbuyouguliangsousoudeganjue，taditouyikanjieguokandaozijidekuzishileyidapian，kujiaohaizaiwangxiadishui。
“**，zheigegoujingbaoa，datingguangzhongzhixiajuranniaokuzi。”
“yi……zhendeshihaoexina。”
tingdaozhouweirendeneixiehua，gaotianyudeliansezhanghong，yishouwuzhekuzi，yishouzhizhechenzhangqing，shuangyanzhizhongfangfodounenggoupenhuoleyiban，“ni……”
chenzhangqingshangxiadalianglegaotianyuyiyan，tebiezaigaotianyudekuziduokanleliangyanhoudanxiaodao：“zenme，gaodashaoshijuedehaibugoudiulianma？”
“chenzhangqinghenhao，laozijizhunile……”
yilianxionghendiuxiazheijuhenhuahou，gaotianyuyibacheguoshenbianxiaodidiguolaidewaitaoxizaiyaoshang，shifenlangbeibukandepaochushitang。
“哈哈哈哈哈……”
“zheixiagaotianyukediuliandiudaotalaolaojiale。”
“zheixiazikantayihouhaiganzaixuexiaolimianxiaozhang。”
xuexiaozhizhongziranyeshiyourenkanbuguangaotianyuneixiaozhangbahudeyangzide，zhishipingrilitamenbugansuiyidezuigaotianyu，xianzainenggoukandaotachuchou，yigegejieshipaishoujiaohao。
“**？”duiyutangyunneidaiyouhuaiyideyanshen，chenzhangqingzaichushouzhiqianjiuyijingyuliaodaole。
“a……meishi。”tangyunyaoyaotou，youxiebaoqiandeshuodao：“buhaoyisia，doushiyinweiwocaihaini……”
buguotangyunhuahaimeiyoushuowan，jiubeichenzhangqingjidaduanle，“buguoshiwuguanjinyaodehuabale，bubifangzaixinshang。”
kandaochenzhangqingzhendemeiyouzaiyineixiehou，tangyunyilianshenmidekanxiangchenzhangqingzhuanyihuatidao：“duile，nizhibuzhidaozaiyanjingdaxuezhizhongliuchuanzheyigechuanshuo？”
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