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zhoukuifenchundazhang，yilianzhene。
徐长生真是疯了。
jurangantiaoxinzhoujiasuoyouren。
不对。
这不是挑衅。
这已经是威胁了。
**luodeweixie，konghe！！
徐长生疯了吗！？
“xuzhangsheng！nishenmeyisi！！”
“nixianghaisizhenggezhoujia！？”
“nizheigechusheng！lengxuechusheng！”
“nainai，woqingyuanbaxuzhangshengyijiarenzhuchuzhoujia！！”
“我附议！”
“我也……”
yishizhijian，shenglanghuichengdahai。
zhenggezhoujiayifentianying，duixuzhangshenghezhoukuideyuannuyirandadaoledingdian。
zhouyuqingyufuqinzhouweijunduishiyiyan，lianshangfuqideyizhise。
neijuqingyuan，bianshizhouyuqingshuode。
zheiwuyi，shigejiangzhoukuiyijia，yongjiutichuqudejuejiajihui！
ruci，jianglailaotaitaishouzhongzhengqinzhihou，bianshaoleyigefenjiachanderen。
“hehe，xuzhangshengaxuzhangsheng，nizheigechunhuo，zijiwangwoqiangkoushangzhuang。”zhouyuqingxinlixiangzhe，jianzhikuaixiaokailehua，anandao：“zhoukuiyeshinaoziyouwenti，caikanshangzheizhongren，guozhenbushiyijiarenbujinyijiamen。”
laotaitaicanglaodelianpangbumanyinchenzhise。
yishuangsanjiaoyanlenglengdidingzhexuzhangsheng，yijizhoukui。
zhoukuiqiaolianshabai，jimangjieshidao：“nainai，wocuole，xuzhangshengyezhidaocuole，tajiushizaikaiwanxiao，tabushigexinlihuaiyoueyideren！”
xuzhangshengdianlediantou，dandandao：“woqueshishizaikaiwanxiao，yinweiqingjianshizhende，mingtianwohuidaizhexiaokuihaiyouxiaodoudingqufuyan。”
啪！
laotaitaimengdiyipaifushou，nudao：“henhao！kuier，zheijiushinizhaodehaonanren！”
“口出狂言！”
“讲大话！”
“weilehuzhuneikeliandemianzi，haiganweizaojianglaoshouyandeqingjian，zheishizaizhaosi！zhaosi！！”
“jiushizheizhongmeichuxidenanren，zhidenifangqiyangjiadeshaoye！？”
“zhoukui，nitairangwoshiwangle！”
laotaitaiyaoyaotou，lenglengdao：“jiranruci，neiwodaihuijinibadagedianhuatongzhi，nimenyijiadegufen，woquanbushouhui，nimenyebuzaishizhoujiarenle，gun，gunchuqu！”
“sheshuyiwo，diurenxianyan！”
“滚！”
laotaitaishuowanzhihou，fangfoxiexiawanjindanziyiban。
taduisanerzizhouweijunyijiashiwangyijiu。
xianzaizhouweijunhaiyouxuzhangshengzheizhonggengjialingrenyanedenvxu。
chenzhezheigejihui，nenggejueguanxiyehao。
她周家不养废物。
“nainai，kuierzhendezhicuole！”
zhoukuihedeyankuangdouhongle。
她对周家并不留念。
danshibeiganchujiazudexiaoxi，chuandaofumuerduoli，fuqinhaihao，taneigetancaidemuqinbuzhidaoyouhuishiruheyifankutianhandile。
“滚啊！”
“nainaidourangnimengunle。”
“真不要脸！”
“hehe，shibushililezhoujiahuobuxiaqua？”
“lianfandouchibuqileba？”
“budui，xuzhangshengbushinengnaime，qingjiandoushizhendeni！tazheimeyoubenshi，kendingnengyangnihenibamala。”
“哈哈哈！”
“快滚吧。”
yilianchuandequzhusheng、chaofengsheng，yourulangchaobanyongjinzhoukuierzhong。
zhoukuiditoumolei，hunshenzhandou，neiwuzhudemoyang，fangfoshidahaizhongdeyiyebianzhou。
“meishibuku，zheixierenhuiqiunihuilaide。”
xuzhangshengqianzhezhoukuideshou，zaiyizhongyaneqingmiedemuguangzhong，likailezhoujia。
“qiunihuilai？xuzhangshenghaishineimehuikaiwanxiao。”
周雨晴不屑一笑。
wankunyaoyaotou：“chunhuoyigebale。”
“duilekunge，womenmingtianqutanggongjiudianwaibianzhuanzhuanba，neimeduodarenwu，womenzaiwaimianjianshijianshiyeyouyisi。”zhouyuqingshuozhe，dunleyixia，jixiaodao：“shunbiankankanxuzhangshengganbugannazhejiaqingjianguoqu。”
wankunxiaoleqilai：“tabukenenghuiqude，bijingdoubeizhuchuzhoujiale，tayongjiaqingjianfuyanbeijianglaodehuweijibi，jiangjiayebuhuiqiannudaowomentoushanglai。”
“yeshi。”zhouyuqinggegeyixiao。
……
“xuzhangsheng，niweishenmeyaoshuoneizhonghua，nizhibuzhidaonichuangleduodadehuo？womenjialihuinaofantiande。”
jiamenkou，zhoukuiqiaoliancanran，leishuihaizailiu。
taxinliyeyouxiemaiyuanxuzhangsheng。
xuzhangshengshenshoutitashiquleidi，zhengsedao：“xiaokui，ninengbunengxinwoyici？”
周葵表情一怔。
“qingjianshizhende。”xuzhangshengnielenietadelian，xiaodao：“womenyijiasankou，mingtianqukankanjiangsiniandedashoushang，douzuodeshenmehaochide。”
zhoukuikanzhetayundanfengqingdemianrong，bujindao：“zhende？”
xuzhangshengdiantou，zhengyaoshuohua。
jiamenturanbeimengdidakai。
“laoniangyaoquzhaoxuzhangshengneige**suanzhang！”
chenpingpingmanlianfennudimazhe，jiandaomenwaideliangren，lengleyixia，jiezheehenhendidengzhexuzhangsheng，nushengdao：“nizaizhoujiagandehaoshi，woyijingzhidaole！”
xuzhangshengdao：“doudingtalaolao，xiaoxiaoqi。”
chenpingpingyuanqishizudao：“wozenmexiaoqi？xuzhangsheng，nishuonichulehairen，haiyoushenmeyong？”
“nihaidekuiergenleni，cuoshileyangjiashaoyezheigehaozhangfu！”
“xianzainiyouhaiwoyijiabeiganchulejiazu！”
“shi，womenzaizhoujiashimeidiwei，shibudechong，meigeyuekaozhelaotaitaijideneiyiwankuaiqiandefenhongguorizi，hencanshibushi？”
“dannikezhidao，laotaitaiqianjinianlideyizhuli，tasileyihou，fendaokuiertabashoushangdeyichan，zhishaojiazhiwubaiwanme！！？”
“xianzaiyinweini，meile，quanmeile！”
“nizheigefeiwu，chengshibuzubaishiyouyu！”
“suanwoqiuqiunile，nibiedanwuwojiakuierle，yigerengunhuinidexiangxiadaizheba！”
chenpingpingdatukushui，kanneishengqidemoyang，yaobushizhoukuihuzhe，tadounengpushanglaibaodaxuzhangshengyidun。
zhouweijunyeshimaiyuandikanlexuzhangshengyiyan，aishengtanqidao：“suanlepingping，shiqingdoufashengle，zaishuozheixiehuayouyoushenmeyongni？”
“jiushinizheizhongshenmedouwusuoweidexingge，wocaigennizheigemeichuxidenanrenqionglezheimeduonian！”
chenpingpingzhuantounudenglelaogongyiyan，zuozaidishangkutianhandidao：“wodeminghaokua，jialilianggenanren，meiyigezhongyongde，wozaoleshenmenietanshangnimenzheizhongnanrena！”
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