穿书之炮灰原配摆烂记林棠锦-著

小说简介

《chuanshuzhipaohuiyuanpeibailanji》dejuqingwanyanquzhe，fubimaidehao，songguanzhoupeianzuoweizhujiao，meiyigerenwudouyoutachuxiandeyiyi，henbangdeyibenshu，zhuyaojiangshudeshi：“yingzhi，zheishiqunali?”zuoweigumujipomuxiaoshigenqiandedayahuan，zaifulidiweifeitongxiaoke，xiaoyinxiuqinziwenhua，yingzhiyexiaoyinyinhuida，“huishizifuren……

精彩章节

痛！痛死人！

songciwuzheetou，diezuozaimanyuelougenqiandeshijieshang，liangyanyihei，tazhitingdeyougeqiranyinqizhisheng，“sishaofurenyeshitimianzhiren，haoduanduandeyuanxiaodenghuibushang，quelaiwozheimanyueloulixunnudebushi，shidangzhenxiangyaolenudexingmingma？”

lvcilaizhaomafan，zaizheimexiaqu，zhubaoyuexinzhongqichu，pashiyaobanlijingcheng。

什么？

manyuelou？songcizhijuehaoshengshuxi，queyouxiangbuqilai。

tahuanhuantaiyan，yuyaokanguoququebeietoushangliuxiadexuezidangzhuleshixian，yipangbenhaifuzhutadeyatou，wenyantiaoleqilai，dashengbianchi，“pei！zhubaoyuenigebuyaoliandexiaochangfu，ririligouyinzhewojiasigongzi，tiaobowojiagongzifurenneizhaibuhe，benjiuwuliquehaiganfanyaoyikou！”

朱宝月？

songcimoleyibayanliangenqiandexueji，kanxiangbeilianggepozihuzaishenhoudenvzi，budekuijianzhenrong，querangtadalegehanzhan。

zhouweijimanlekanrenaoderen，zhizhidiandian，songcikanzhequanshiguzhuangzaoxing，ditouyikanxiongqiantezhideyinxiangyuzhangshouguashi，hailaibujijingjiaoyoudiyunjueguoqu！

他娘的！

tatangtangsongci，yigejiandingdeweiwuzhuyizhe……jingranchuanshule！

yaomingdechuanchengpaohuiyuanpeile！

chuanchengneigehuobuguoliushizhangdewenguanzhinvsongguanzhou——，songguanzhouzheiyuanpeifurenzuotianzuodi，ershisuijiubeipanleyaozhan！

还活个什么？

songcishizaishoubuzhuzheigedaji，yunsizaimanyueloumenqian，yinweizheimeyichu，zhenguogongfudeliandoubeidiujinle。youqitagenqianlianggedayahuanzazahuhuyilu，zheishangyuandenghuishang，zuirenaodebushidengcaixuanlan，baomaxiangche，ershigenjizichedandeguogongfusishaofurensongguanzhou。

谁是宋观舟？

dayue：qianhanlinyuandaxueshisongwenqidunv。shiliusuishijiajileweiminghehedezhenguogongfusizipeian。

谁是裴岸？

dayue：guogongfufurendichusizi，nianshaoyouweifengshenjunlang，ershisuikaozhongjinshi，zidesonggaozulaijiangjinbainian，zuiweinianqingdejinshi，weilieerbangdiqiming，keweijiashixianheshenmingyuanyang，qiantubuke**。

zheishimuannianjian，zhongrendehuida。

danbeitaihuiguogongfudesongcibingbuzheimerenwei，taweimibuzhen，zhijueqiantuandan，haowushengsuan。

peian，shitahunjuezhiqiankanguodexiaoshuo《liangxiangjiaqi》buerdenanzhujiao，kezheibunvpinxiaoshuoli，qianhoulianggenvzhujiaodafangguangcai，genpaohuiyuanpeisongguanzhoubanmaoqianguanximeiyou。

苍天！

《liangxiangjiaqi》zhongpeianyiludiediezhuangzhuang，zhanzaijiazujiantoushang，yibubuzuodaohubushangshuzhizhi，tongshiguanbaitaishi，keweishifuchenyishi，liuchuanqiangu。

fanguanjiaqi——，neijiushizhengbenshuliyouyongyoumoudehonganjunzhuzhinvjinfuyun，tabushichuantongfengjiannvxing，quanwensanfenzhierdouzaimiaohuitadeduanzhuangdaqi，sixiangkaiming，fuzuozhepeiancongdifangdiguanweijirenchen。

zaiduzhesongciyanli，jinfuyunjiushidanvzhudebangyang。

zhiyulingwaiyigenvzhu，zeshimanyueloudezhubaoyue，tasuishenzaifengchen，quebamianlinglong，yupeianshizhiji，yeweipeianhuoluolehenduoguanxi。

errenzhijiandeqinggan，cengjingzaixiaoshuopinglunlibeizhenglundaoliangjifenhua。

yourenrenweierrenchuncuizhishizhiji，danzhuduorenhaishiquxiangzhubaoyuetongpeiancunyounannvzhiqing。

buguanruhe，zheigecaiqingjianjudecanyuejushi，sizailepeianyuanpeisongguanzhoushoushang。

youci，peiandayimieqinsongqirulejingzhaoyin，yuanzhuzhizhongliaoliaojijujiaodailezizuoniebukehuodesongguanzhou，dazhijiushitouniandongzhirulenvjian，zuimingjushi，dangpanlainianqiuhouwenzhan，zhiyinqifucengrentaizitaifu，yuguoyougong，mianleboyizhiru，zhijieyaozhan。

腰斩？

songguanzhouxiangdaozheierzi，jiujuedeyingyingyiwodexiaoyaokaishishengteng。

zaicixinglaizhihou，songguanzhouzhiguanganshoudaoleneizhaizefazhibiantai。

yizaijiamiaozhizhongchizhainianfodeguogongfurenbuguanshi，shizifurennianjishangqingbuhaodexiahenshouzexuntazheigezhouli，suoyiguogongyepeijianqinzichumian，haobuliuqingzhongzhongchufalesongguanzhou。

buguantaetouyoushang，shouxianjintayigeyuexingzou，qiuzaixiaoyuanzhineimeirilichaoshu，nvzisanshugongjisiben，yirishibian，haidezaowanguibaizuzonggeyigeshichen。

tongshulimeiyourenhebiandong。

ertazaidoukounianhuaaishangdefujun，cikezhengzaimanyuelouweiwenhongyanzhiji。

songguanzhoumolemoguidekuaiduanledetui，canxixidehuixiangzhexiaoshuodeqianmianwuliushizhang，meicuo！zheizhishitabeicanrenshengdedierbu，houxudetajiangbeipeianchediyanqi，suozaihouyuan。

guogongfuneibuwaibusuoyoudejiaojiyingchou，quanranmeiyoutacanjiadefener。

zhiyubeicandediyibu，zeshipeianzaibannianqianyijinggensongguanzhounaofan，jiangjinqigeyueweicengtazutadeyuanzi。

fuqishihe，zhangqifenju，houlaizaimeilerenjiwanglai，songguanzhoubiandeyuelaiyuejiduan。

靠——！

juxiaoshuohoumianxiedaochenggongnanzhupeianhuiyisongguanzhoushi，zhijilegechunbuzizhidepinglun。

这未来怎么办？

yaozhan？！songguanzhouxiangdaozheili，xinlidalegelengzhan，zhengyaonuodongtuijiaohuodongyixia，jiubeishenhouzhuangshuodelaomamamianwubiaoqingtiqijiechijiushizhongzhongyiji。

“嗷！”

xiaotuigutengdesongguanzhouyanleidouluolexialai，tazhuanshenzhengyaotaofazheilaopozishi，beibuyouaileyiji，“qingsishaofurenduanzhengtitai，miandeshiletitong。”

yigeshichen，huoshengshengdelianggexiaoshi。

songguanzhouguidaozuihou，aileshilaijijiechi。

zhongyuguiwan，tayebuguanbugu，tanzuozaidi，haowuxingxiangderouzheqingzidexigaixiaotui。taomamamianrongbingleng，tiemianwusi，“haiqingsishaofurenjidewanjianfanbiqianlaiguibai。”

shuowan，tuimenerchu，yangzhangerqu。

gangbeifaguodepanxiquezhetuizoulejinlai，“shaofuren，ninkehaihao？”

好个屁！

zheijiacibeidesiyatou，ruguobushitatonglingwaiyigeyahuanyiyanbuhezalezhubaoyuedemanyuelou，ruhenaodezheibannankan，tuisangzhijian，tayebuzhiailesheideheishou，congwuliujishijiechushuailexialai。

kelenaozi，huantazheigedaomeiguijinlai。

gudaideshenghuo，kanxiaoshuotugelezijiuxingle。

sheiailaisheilai，fanzhengsongcibandianbuxi，gudaidegezhongshenghuobubian，jiuzugourangtahenbudezaisiyici。

shize，tabingbushimeiyouxiangguo。

kegangfanlecuodesongguanzhounaliyouzigeduchuyishi，tashenbiandadaxiaoxiaodeyahuanpoziqibage，yuanluojiuzheimeda，dengtaxiangchujigekaopudeziwolejiefangshihou，***deyongqiyexiaoshidaijin。

罢了！

fanzhengchizaoyaoside，ruruotayirangaibianbuleshiqingdezouxiang，ershisuijiushoujian，ershiyisuijiusiqiaoqiao，neiburuquandangyanlegeguzhuangju，xiaosahunguozheiliangniandele。

ruojiaoxingbusi，peianyaofeitianjiufei，dabuletaziqingxiatang，lizheijigetianxuanzhiziyuanyidian。

xiangdaozheili，tacaishaoweipinghexialai，zhenghelejiyizhongdezhuyaoxiansuoherenwu，shoudangqichong，jiushibagenqianjigeaishideyahuanhuanle。

尤其是盼喜盼兰！

zheierren……，zaoxieniandelejinfuyundeenhui，houlaiduijinfuyunneijiaoyigezhongxingenggeng。

yuanzhuli，zuozhexiaijinfuyun，bukenxiechubandiantajierupeiantongsongguanzhouzhijiandeguowang，dansongcijuedeshishigenbenbushizheiyang，jiulianggeyahuansongyongjingshenyijinbengkuidesongguanzhoumaixiongnveshazhubaoyueyishi，lianxiangdaozuozheqingmiaodanxieyijuhua，jinfuyuntongpeianyoushixiangjian，zaixiaojiagongchuyueyu。

zhipazheierren，jiubushixiaoshuolineishenmedanchundeguanxi。

yuanzhuzhong，peiantongjinfuyunchanshengganqing，yeshizaisongguanzhouzhushazhubaoyuehou，peianyinshiquzhiji，shangxinyujue，waifangfurendelushangjiuleyudaofeihuandejinfuyun。

二人因此结缘。

呵！

ruosongcihaishixiandaishehuikeaidelaoduzhe，taziranyexihuanchushenhaodanxiaoxiaonianjichenglewangmenguadejinfuyun，yijizhuanyi、shenqingdesigongzipeian。

呸呸呸！

rujintachenglesongguanzhou，shoudangqichongjiushizhanduanyuanpeilianainao，zaitakanlai，zheigepaohuiyuanpeijiusizaiqingaizhishang。

erjin，bugansidesongcizhinengbaomingyaojin！