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小说简介

xiandaiyanqingticaixiaoshuo《chaotian!shenyishenghuailiyouzhixiaohuli》shizuijinhenduoshumidouzaizhuidude,xiaoshuoyizhurengongshendingposiyianzhijiandeganqingjiugeweizhuxian,zhuyaojiangshudeneirongyou:tajuede,shangtianshigongpingde,jizulesiyianmeimao,danshizheimeimaoshiyongzhishanghuande。bacheng,haiyongzhishanghuanleliqi。taguanlezhibo,jixuquzhidingsiyianpeiyang……

精彩章节

主持人:“……”

jiuzheizuipizigongfu,tazenmebulaidangzhuchiren?

taliangshiyouxiebuduifu,danyebunengjiuzheimewumierenjiabushi?

zhishao,bunengzaibuzhiqingdeqingkuangxiajiueyichuaidubieren。

tarenweizijiyoubiyaoweisiyianjieshiyixia:“qishi……”

“zhenshixinkugenzhetadegongzuorenyuanle,taiyangdoushengdezheimegaole,haiyaogenzhetazaiwaimianzaozui。”

yinruoyunziguzideshuozhe,yagenmeiyoudaozhuchirenkaikoule。

“yaobujiemuzuganjinbasiyianjiaohuilaiba,langfeidajiadeshijianshikechide!”

yinruoyunjianzhijuedezijitaihuizhuazhujihuile,zhipingliaoliaojiju,jiujizijishulileyigeshanjierenyidezhixingnvrenxingxiang。

yongyoushangdishijiaodezhibojianguanzhongmen:“……”

【pu!worenbuzhule!woyaoxiaosile!】

【huojiujianxilie,yinruoyundaodishizenmejuedesiyiandezhubianmaibuchuqude?nandaoshiniaowojitadezixin?】

【qingwenyinruoyun,nishixiangxiaosiwohaojichengwodemayihuabeima?】

【congmingfanbeicongmingwu,wozhenshidiyicijiandaoyourenzheimexingxiangshengdongdeyanyichulai「daxiao」jpg。】

zhuchirenshoubulele,tajuedezijizaibushuochushiqingdezhenxiang,tajiuyaobiesilehahahahaha!

“qishi,siyianzaoshanggangganglaijishijiuyijingwanchenglerenwu。”

印若云:“???”

“你说什么?”

tadeshengyinbuzijuedebagao,yudiaoyijingkaishijianrui。

怎么可能?

siyianzaojiuwanchenglerenwu?

她不信!

“那她人呢?”

“jiranzaojiuwanchenglerenwu,weishenmezheimetuotuolaladebulaijihe?”

“dajiadouezheni,weishenmeyaoyinweitayigerenerdanwudajiadeshijian,zaishuole……”

zaichangdanfanyongnaozisikaoguode,doufaxianleshiqingdebuduijing,zhiyouyinruoyunjianchijijian,renweisiyiandangedajiashijian。

yanjianzheyinruoyunhaiyaoduoduobuxiu,zhuchirenganjindaduan:“siyianshifenzhongjiuwanchenglerenwu,yiwanchengrenwutajiuhuiqubujuele。”

shide,juzhunquexiaoxi,siyianxianshihuiqubuleyijue,ranhoujiujixudaotengzhubianle。

bierendouhenbudeganjinlikaizheigedifang,siyiandaoxiangshiduizhubianzhendeganxingqu。

yizaoshangyoubianleyigexiaozhukuangbushuo,haizaizhubianlaoshidezhidaoxia,youbianleyigexiaozhulan。

yinruoyunduoduobirendeqishijiaranerzhi,tayipiguzuohuizuoweishang,niutouwangxiangchechuangwai,fangfoshenmedoumeifashengguo。

dazhangfunengqunengshen,xiaonvziyishiruci。

zhongren:zheiyibanrendouxuebulai。

dengdaojiabindabuduihuidaocunzi,jiemuzuyijingzhunbeileyizhuozifengshengdewucan。

yizhangdazhuozibaidemanmandengdeng,jiuhaoxiangguonianleyiyang。

siyianjiuzuozaidengzishang,yanbabadedingzhecaitunkoushui。

“sheijiabanshashierle?qingwomenlouxi?”diyiqijiemuhaowucunzaigandetanruijingshenle。

weimilehaojitian,tafangfokanjianleshenglishuguang。

tingdaotanruidehua,zhongrenbuzijuedebeidaipian。

“louxihaoxiangbunengbailou,shibushidejiaofenziqian?”

“louxiqueshishiyaosuifenziqiande,sheizhidaozheilisuifenziyaoduoshao?”

“shiwomenqigerenyizhuoma?neiwoshibushinengduochiyifener?”

“zheilideximianyoushenmea?woyijingpobujidaile。”

节目组:“……?”

tamenqinglaidezheixiejiabin,shibushinaozidouduoduoshaoshaoyoudianerwenti?

zaojiushuolebuyaotanbianyi,bianyimeihaohuo!

weileshaofudianerchuchangfei,zhenshishisuanle。

“nikuaiquzhuchi,tamenshadewoyijingkanbuxiaqule。”kanzheyizhikanxidezhuchiren,daoyanrenbuzhujiletayijiao。

xitiyijiaodezhuchirenzuijiaodexiaorongrengjiuyabuxiaqu,taxiaoyinyindedengchangkaikou:“nimenxiangjiduoshaofenziqiana?”

众人:“!!!”

还真的要随份子!

tanruifanyingzuida,tachadianeryuandibengqilai:“wozhidaole!yidingshinimen!jueduishinimen!”

“weilekengchuwomenxinxinkukudexuehanqian,nimenjiubaileyizhuozihongmenyan!”

“zheidunfanwomenbuchile!womenzhijiezou!”

【ganxietanruitongzhi,rangwofeichangqingchudelejieshenmejiaozuoyimingjingren。】

【qishizheibushiyigeshenghuomanzong,ershiyigegaoxiaojiemuba?】

【bububu!zheibuguangshiyigegaoxiaozongyihaishiyigewudazongyi!「xieyanxiao」jpg。】

【louxihahahahaha!zheijiahuodenaohuilujiujingshizenmezhangde,jingrannengxiangdechulairucijingrendexiangfa「xiaoku」jpg。】

司以安:“!”

不吃了?

这怎么可以!

“pu!”zhuchirenyigemeibengzhu,zhijiexiaopen。

zenmehuiyouzheimehaohuyoudejiabinni?

kanzhezhuchirendeyangzi,zhongrenzamoguoweierlaile,ganqingshihuyoutamende?

“xixishou,chifan!”baochengdelvxiandaitou,zouxiangfanzhuo。

yishidaobeihuyoule,tanruihenghengjijideshuaizhetou,yiliandebufuqi。

tayaohenhendichi,bazheijitiandeweiqudouchihuilai!bacaiquanbuchiwan,rangjiemuzujixushangcai,chiqiongjiemuzu!

youlerucihongyuan,tanruichifandedongzuodoudaishanglejifenhenli。

tingdaozhongyukeyikaishichifan,siyiankaikaixinxindebashoushenxiangneizhitesebaji。

huliaichiji,zheishitianxing!

xunsudexiaomieyizhidajituihou,siyianqiangpozhezijiyikaimuguangdaobiedecaiseshang。

suirantadeweikeyizhuangdexiayizhengzhiji,danshidajiayiqichifan,tabunengzheimezisi!

jiangshousuoganjing,tajiannandequchiqitadongxi。

lapaigubiejufengwei,zhusunxiandebuxing,xiaochaorouladeguoyin……

jinguanqitacaiyedoufeichanghaochi,danshijizhendeduitayouzhimingdeyouhuoli!

siyianzheifuxiangchiyoubuganchideyangzi,jinshukanzaishendingpodeyanli。

siyianchizheqitadedongxikanbuchulaishenme,danshitoudingdeneizhixiaohuli,duizheneidaojihualaladezhiliukoushui。

shendingpoyidianeryebuhuaiyi,xiaohulidekoushuikeyibazijijiyanle。

kanzheneidaoheibuliuqiu,zaizhuozishanghaobuqiyandebaji,tahaoxintixing:“nibupangde。”suoyixiangchijiuchiba。

司以安:“???”

xiaohulidenaodaishanggualesangewenhao,weishenmeturanyaoshuotabupang?

kanzhehuliyilianmengbi,shendingposuoxingbahuashuomingbaidianer:“nibupang,buyongzheiyangjianfei。”

xiaohuligengmihule,zheidoushishenmeheshenme?

kanzhesiyiangengjiamihudeyanshener,shendingpojuedezijiyinggaihuangefangshi。

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