xiandaiyanqingticaixiaoshuo《chaotian!shenyishenghuailiyouzhixiaohuli》shizuijinhenduoshumidouzaizhuidude,xiaoshuoyizhurengongshendingposiyianzhijiandeganqingjiugeweizhuxian,zhuyaojiangshudeneirongyou:tajuede,shangtianshigongpingde,jizulesiyianmeimao,danshizheimeimaoshiyongzhishanghuande。bacheng,haiyongzhishanghuanleliqi。taguanlezhibo,jixuquzhidingsiyianpeiyang……
主持人:“……”
jiuzheizuipizigongfu,tazenmebulaidangzhuchiren?
taliangshiyouxiebuduifu,danyebunengjiuzheimewumierenjiabushi?
zhishao,bunengzaibuzhiqingdeqingkuangxiajiueyichuaidubieren。
tarenweizijiyoubiyaoweisiyianjieshiyixia:“qishi……”
“zhenshixinkugenzhetadegongzuorenyuanle,taiyangdoushengdezheimegaole,haiyaogenzhetazaiwaimianzaozui。”
yinruoyunziguzideshuozhe,yagenmeiyoudaozhuchirenkaikoule。
“yaobujiemuzuganjinbasiyianjiaohuilaiba,langfeidajiadeshijianshikechide!”
yinruoyunjianzhijuedezijitaihuizhuazhujihuile,zhipingliaoliaojiju,jiujizijishulileyigeshanjierenyidezhixingnvrenxingxiang。
yongyoushangdishijiaodezhibojianguanzhongmen:“……”
【pu!worenbuzhule!woyaoxiaosile!】
【huojiujianxilie,yinruoyundaodishizenmejuedesiyiandezhubianmaibuchuqude?nandaoshiniaowojitadezixin?】
【qingwenyinruoyun,nishixiangxiaosiwohaojichengwodemayihuabeima?】
【congmingfanbeicongmingwu,wozhenshidiyicijiandaoyourenzheimexingxiangshengdongdeyanyichulai「daxiao」jpg。】
zhuchirenshoubulele,tajuedezijizaibushuochushiqingdezhenxiang,tajiuyaobiesilehahahahaha!
“qishi,siyianzaoshanggangganglaijishijiuyijingwanchenglerenwu。”
印若云:“???”
“你说什么?”
tadeshengyinbuzijuedebagao,yudiaoyijingkaishijianrui。
怎么可能?
siyianzaojiuwanchenglerenwu?
她不信!
“那她人呢?”
“jiranzaojiuwanchenglerenwu,weishenmezheimetuotuolaladebulaijihe?”
“dajiadouezheni,weishenmeyaoyinweitayigerenerdanwudajiadeshijian,zaishuole……”
zaichangdanfanyongnaozisikaoguode,doufaxianleshiqingdebuduijing,zhiyouyinruoyunjianchijijian,renweisiyiandangedajiashijian。
yanjianzheyinruoyunhaiyaoduoduobuxiu,zhuchirenganjindaduan:“siyianshifenzhongjiuwanchenglerenwu,yiwanchengrenwutajiuhuiqubujuele。”
shide,juzhunquexiaoxi,siyianxianshihuiqubuleyijue,ranhoujiujixudaotengzhubianle。
bierendouhenbudeganjinlikaizheigedifang,siyiandaoxiangshiduizhubianzhendeganxingqu。
yizaoshangyoubianleyigexiaozhukuangbushuo,haizaizhubianlaoshidezhidaoxia,youbianleyigexiaozhulan。
yinruoyunduoduobirendeqishijiaranerzhi,tayipiguzuohuizuoweishang,niutouwangxiangchechuangwai,fangfoshenmedoumeifashengguo。
dazhangfunengqunengshen,xiaonvziyishiruci。
zhongren:zheiyibanrendouxuebulai。
dengdaojiabindabuduihuidaocunzi,jiemuzuyijingzhunbeileyizhuozifengshengdewucan。
yizhangdazhuozibaidemanmandengdeng,jiuhaoxiangguonianleyiyang。
siyianjiuzuozaidengzishang,yanbabadedingzhecaitunkoushui。
“sheijiabanshashierle?qingwomenlouxi?”diyiqijiemuhaowucunzaigandetanruijingshenle。
weimilehaojitian,tafangfokanjianleshenglishuguang。
tingdaotanruidehua,zhongrenbuzijuedebeidaipian。
“louxihaoxiangbunengbailou,shibushidejiaofenziqian?”
“louxiqueshishiyaosuifenziqiande,sheizhidaozheilisuifenziyaoduoshao?”
“shiwomenqigerenyizhuoma?neiwoshibushinengduochiyifener?”
“zheilideximianyoushenmea?woyijingpobujidaile。”
节目组:“……?”
tamenqinglaidezheixiejiabin,shibushinaozidouduoduoshaoshaoyoudianerwenti?
zaojiushuolebuyaotanbianyi,bianyimeihaohuo!
weileshaofudianerchuchangfei,zhenshishisuanle。
“nikuaiquzhuchi,tamenshadewoyijingkanbuxiaqule。”kanzheyizhikanxidezhuchiren,daoyanrenbuzhujiletayijiao。
xitiyijiaodezhuchirenzuijiaodexiaorongrengjiuyabuxiaqu,taxiaoyinyindedengchangkaikou:“nimenxiangjiduoshaofenziqiana?”
众人:“!!!”
还真的要随份子!
tanruifanyingzuida,tachadianeryuandibengqilai:“wozhidaole!yidingshinimen!jueduishinimen!”
“weilekengchuwomenxinxinkukudexuehanqian,nimenjiubaileyizhuozihongmenyan!”
“zheidunfanwomenbuchile!womenzhijiezou!”
【ganxietanruitongzhi,rangwofeichangqingchudelejieshenmejiaozuoyimingjingren。】
【qishizheibushiyigeshenghuomanzong,ershiyigegaoxiaojiemuba?】
【bububu!zheibuguangshiyigegaoxiaozongyihaishiyigewudazongyi!「xieyanxiao」jpg。】
【louxihahahahaha!zheijiahuodenaohuilujiujingshizenmezhangde,jingrannengxiangdechulairucijingrendexiangfa「xiaoku」jpg。】
司以安:“!”
不吃了?
这怎么可以!
“pu!”zhuchirenyigemeibengzhu,zhijiexiaopen。
zenmehuiyouzheimehaohuyoudejiabinni?
kanzhezhuchirendeyangzi,zhongrenzamoguoweierlaile,ganqingshihuyoutamende?
“xixishou,chifan!”baochengdelvxiandaitou,zouxiangfanzhuo。
yishidaobeihuyoule,tanruihenghengjijideshuaizhetou,yiliandebufuqi。
tayaohenhendichi,bazheijitiandeweiqudouchihuilai!bacaiquanbuchiwan,rangjiemuzujixushangcai,chiqiongjiemuzu!
youlerucihongyuan,tanruichifandedongzuodoudaishanglejifenhenli。
tingdaozhongyukeyikaishichifan,siyiankaikaixinxindebashoushenxiangneizhitesebaji。
huliaichiji,zheishitianxing!
xunsudexiaomieyizhidajituihou,siyianqiangpozhezijiyikaimuguangdaobiedecaiseshang。
suirantadeweikeyizhuangdexiayizhengzhiji,danshidajiayiqichifan,tabunengzheimezisi!
jiangshousuoganjing,tajiannandequchiqitadongxi。
lapaigubiejufengwei,zhusunxiandebuxing,xiaochaorouladeguoyin……
jinguanqitacaiyedoufeichanghaochi,danshijizhendeduitayouzhimingdeyouhuoli!
siyianzheifuxiangchiyoubuganchideyangzi,jinshukanzaishendingpodeyanli。
siyianchizheqitadedongxikanbuchulaishenme,danshitoudingdeneizhixiaohuli,duizheneidaojihualaladezhiliukoushui。
shendingpoyidianeryebuhuaiyi,xiaohulidekoushuikeyibazijijiyanle。
kanzheneidaoheibuliuqiu,zaizhuozishanghaobuqiyandebaji,tahaoxintixing:“nibupangde。”suoyixiangchijiuchiba。
司以安:“???”
xiaohulidenaodaishanggualesangewenhao,weishenmeturanyaoshuotabupang?
kanzhehuliyilianmengbi,shendingposuoxingbahuashuomingbaidianer:“nibupang,buyongzheiyangjianfei。”
xiaohuligengmihule,zheidoushishenmeheshenme?
kanzhesiyiangengjiamihudeyanshener,shendingpojuedezijiyinggaihuangefangshi。
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