《caoweijiangmenghan》shimeixixianshengchuangzuodeyibuhaomenzongcaixiaoshuo。gushiweiraozhejiangmenghancaoweizhankai，jieshiletamenzhijiancuozongfuzadeguanxihebukesiyidemaoxianjingli。zheibuxiaoshuojikourenxinxianyouchongmanjingxi，lingduzhenanyiwanghuai。gangzoudaotaijiedecaoweixianxiebeiliangqiangshuaidao，xingkuiyougegemenjifuleyixia。kao！haibushinixinlidecixuanfuliechekaidetaikuai，wonengbuzhejima？！……。
tianhejituandeshanzhuangdashawulunkanduoshaocidouhuijuedezhenjing。
zaimengdouzheiyangcuntucunjindedifang，shanzhuang、dasha，zheilianggecihuiwanwanquanquanjiushishenfenhecaifudexiangzheng！
ertianhejituanzhijiequanlepiandi，zaishiqugaoloudashaguanglizhijiangaoqilefengjingyoumeideshanzhuang。
niwanquankeyixiangxiangzailibianshangbandeshihezhongdexingfu。
shenmeyinghuayuan、jiashanliushui，shuizhongliangting，shuilianchi...
emmm...buzhidaodehaiyiweishishenmeguimoshiyidefengjingquni。
caoweishangyicilaizhaojiangmenghanlihundeshihou，yaobushizhongyangdashahenxianyan，erqieyouyitiaozhitongdeyinghualu，gumozhefeizoudeyuntouzhuanxiangbuke。
dengdaoledashawaidelutiantingchechang，jiekaianquandaiyizhuantoujiuduishanglejiangmenghanmingliangdeyanshen。
kanzhekanzhetaturanjiulianhongleqilai，gaodecaoweiyunliwulide。
“怎么了涵涵？”
jiangmenghannianzheerchuiyanshenduoshan，zuihouhaishikanzhecaoweishuodao：“zuotianwanshangnigaosuwo，youshenmehuadoukeyizhijiehenishuode。”
caoweidianlediantou：“duia，biebiezaixinli。”
“ngng，suoyiwomenshizaihunhoulianaiba？”
caoweitiaoletiaomeijian：“shia。”
【ngngng~~heng，laogongbensile，woyaoqinqin！】
【woyaoshuailaogongdeqinqin！】
fengchuiyinghualuo，fudongfashao。
suiranfujinmeikandaoshenmeren，danshizaipaocheliyetaixianyanleba。
zhibudingxianzaidashalijiuyouhenduorenpazaichuanghushangkanzheni。
caoweimolemotadetou：“haole，kuaiqushangbanba，hanhanzongcai。”
【qaqsuiranmotoushayebucuo，danhaishixiangyaoqinqin！】
【haoba(╯▽╰)，buzhejihuijiazaiqinyexing，heihei~】
jiangmenghanjiekaianquandaixiache，guanshangchemenlenglengdehuihuixiaoshou：“neiwozoule，nimandiankai。”
哒哒，哒哒。
gaogenxiedeshengyinmeizouliangbu，jiangmenghanturanjiubeicaoweilazhuxiaoshou。
tayihuodezhazheshuiwangwangdedayanjing：“zenmele？”
zhijiancaoweijiangtatoudingdeyiduoyinghuazhaidiao，ranhouturannianqitadexiabazaitadexiaozuishangxiaozhuoleyixia。
“jideanshichifan，wanshangxiabanlaijieni。”
“好好..好的！”
【耶！！！】
【jinrishangbanyiwendakachenggong！】
【heihei~laogongzheigehuimaqianggaoderenjiaxindoukuaitiaochulaileni，wuwuwu，turanbuxiangshangbanle，haoxiangtiezailaogongdeshenshangdanggeguajianqaq】
【e^？woyaoshizhijiebalaogongdegongzuoshishougouguolaixingbuxingya，ranhoubalaogongdiaodaowoshenbiandangmishu，laigereqingwubidebangongshilianqing？】
zhengzaidiaotoudecaowei，tingdaojiangmenghanxinlidewaiwai，chadianmeiyijiaoyoumencuanchuqu。
办公室恋情？
咕~
caoweiyebuxiangnaobua，keshizaishitaiyourenle！
buxingbuxing，amituofo！
beileshijiciqingxinzhoudecaowei，zaigongzuoshidashadeneibudaolushangjiangpaochecaidewengwengzuoxiang。
zhengqiaochenhaizaitingchechanglibowanchexialai，kandaoheisedepaocheshijinlai，hongmingshengbuduan。
“pei！chouxianbaishenmea！”
“wocao！sf90？heisedingzhikuan？！”
“buxing，zheikenengshigedakehua，wodeshangqugaogaorenmai。”
“heihei，shuobudingshigedameinvni，daqingzaodeguoguoyanyinyexinga！”
chenhaizhenglileyixialingdai，jiaobufeikuaidezoudaopaochegenqianqiaoleqiaocheboli。
mosedechechuanghuanhuanluoxia，chenhaideyanpiyesuizhihuanhuantaiqi。
dangcaoweineizhangshuaiqidelianwanquanjinrudaotashiyezhongdeshihou。
tabuganxiangxinderoulerouyanjing，ranhoumolebalian，shenshoujiuqiazhulecaoweidebozi：“niyadeheiwoleduoshaoqian？！”
“sf90doukaishangle？！”
少顷。
chenhaijiubeixueguojinshengedoushudecaoweijiendaolecheqiangaishang。
“服不服？”
“不服！”
“嗯？”
“aiyouaiyou，fulefule！”
caoweichaozheta**shangchuaileyijiaoranhouzheicaisongkaita。
tahuodongzhegebodengyandao：“ni...ng？”
chenhaizhengzhunbeifahuo，huranjiukandaolecaoweiyoulianshangde...dahongchunyin。
tafeipubaozhucaowei：“biedong，wodepaizhangzhao，fadaozansushequnli。”
“gaoshenmefeijiani？”
“re，nizijikankanba。”
caoweijieguoshouji，herankandaolezijilianshangdehongchunyin。
tadunshixiangqilejiangmenghantizijilaanquandaishizijimeitingjiandexinsheng。
zijizheijiubeitagailegechuo？
这样好像也不赖啊。
“you~zenmehaixiaoqilaile，ai，youzheiyangfupodequdaoyejiwojieshaojieshaobei，woyebuxiangfendoule。”
caoweibazhaopianfajiziji，ranhoujiuyongshoupacadiaokouhong，taxiuzheshoupashangneidandandejiangmenghanshenshangduyoudexiangqi。
“我媳妇给买的。”
chenhaibazuilideyanfenjitayizhi：“nikeladaobani，saozijiuyigeputongbailing，zheideheiduoshaoxiangmucainengjinimaiyiliangfalalia？”
caoweilianyileng：“womeihenishuoguo，hanhanshitianhejituanxinshangrendenvzongcaima？”
chenhaidunshixiaochuletangmumaodekuangxiao，yigejingdepaizhedatui：“woshuonishibushizuowanshangheduole，jinzaoshanghaimeicongmenglixingguolaia。”
“haitianhejituan，nizenmebushuonilaozhangrenshitianpengyuanshuaini？ahahaha！”
xiaozhexiaozhechenhaijiukule：“suoyi，nimeikaiwanxiao？”
zuoweicaoweidesidang，takeshitailejiecaoweile。
zaizheiyangdeshiqingshangcaoweishibukenengkaiwanxiaode。
yejiushishuo...dangchujiduimiandingbaoxiangqindejuranshimengdoushoufujiangtianhedebaobeiqianjin？
妈的，艹！
chenhaixianzaidexinlijiushidianxingde“haipaxiongdihuichiku，youpaxiongdikailuhu”。
“你在干什么？”
chenhaizaishoujishangbalazhe：“zheimejingbaodexiaoxibunengguangwoyigerenzhidaoa。”
ranhou，caoweideshoujijiuxiangleqilai。
kanzhechenhaizai610sushequnlifengkuang@，caoweifanlegebaiyanlandedalita，jingzhizoujindasha。
......
bangongshili，chenhaizhijielaizhebuzoule。
xiuhaodekongdiaohuhuchuizheliangfeng。
shoujidingdingdingdexianggebuting。
caoweidoubuyongkanshouji，douzhidaozheisagouzailiaoxieshenme。
shouxiankendingshizhiyi，ranhoushitucao，zuihoushirangfahongbao。
bian：@weiwuyifeng，bushigemenwojiuchuqulvgeyou，nijiubamengdoudiyiqianjinjipaole？
zhouliutian：loushangqingzhuyi，diyiqianjinjiushiyuanlaidesaozi，nizheishentibuzixidemaobingnengbunenggaigai？
bian：bushizainaolihunma，zenmesf90doukaishangle？
chenhai：chishangruanfanlebei。
bian：neidangchudaodiyinweishayaolihun？@weiwuyifeng，xianzaikeyishuoleba？
caoweikanzheshoujihuilegequsidebiaoqingbao。
queshi，dangshihejiangmenghannaolihundeshihou，jutideyuanyintasheiyemeigaosu。
gejigeyeshenzhicaoweidepiqi，suoyidoumeiyouguowen。
xianzaibaochulezheigemejingtiandagua，buwenyebuxingle。
bian：biezaiqunlishuole，buguoyin，wanshanglaodifang？
周六天：+1！
陈海：+1！
caowei：wanshangpeilaopoguangjie。
jinjiezhejiushiyidunningmengzhentiandebiaoqingbaoshuaping。
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