《chaowulongshao》zheishiyibuhenduopengyouxihuandoushishenghuofenggexiaoshuodezuopin，yeshixuanwudezuopin，burongcuoguo。zaijiaosehejuqingshedingshang，henyouzijidefenggetedian，busutao，xiaoshuomiaoshulezhujiaotanglonglinsa：haizhenyouzheimexieyisi，tamenqiaoqiaodikanxiangtaishangdelinsa。zhijianlinsaliumeijincu，kanxiangtanglongdeyanshenyouzhe……
yesemenglong，tanglongfanhuitangjialaozhaiyijingshibanyele。
cengjingcheyedenghuotongmingdetangjia，erjinzhiliangzhejizhanweiruodedeng，kejianzheijinianwangxiaolingweileweichitangjialaozhaidekaixiaoyouduomedejiejian。
jinlewutajiukandaopazaicanzhuoshangshuizheledewangxiaoling，tadeshoulihaipengzheyibenshu，tasuiranfangqilexueyeshouzhetangjia，dancongweifangqiguoxuexi，zaitamianqiandecanzhuoshanggaizheyizhuozifengshengdefancai。
liangfuwankuaidoumeiyoudong，xianranwangxiaolinghaimeichi，zaidengtahuilai。
youxiexinteng，tanglongnieshouniejiaodezoulai，tuoxiawaitaoqingqingdedazaitadeshenshang。
“shaoye，ninhuilaile。”wangxiaolingroulerouyanjing。
“chaoxingnile。”tanglongqianyideyixiao。
“meiyou，wozhenghaoxinglaile。”
shuozhe，wangxiaolingjimangqishen，“caihairezheni。wojishaoyeshengfanqu。”
shengwanfandewangxiaoling，duanzhewanzhunbeichuketing，quebeitanglongjiaozhule，“zheijialijiuzanmenliangren，yihouzaiyigezhuoziyikuaichi。”
“buheshibashaoye。”tashitangjiadexiaren，nayouzigegenzhuzitongzhuochifan。
“woshuoyikuaichi，jiuyikuaichi！”
tanglonglishengchidao，wangxiaolingzheicaizhuanshenzouleguolai，danshizhongyouxiejushu。
weitajialeyixiecai，tanglongdao：“xinkunilexiaoling，mingtianquxuexiaoshangxueba，yihoubuxuyaosihouwodeyishiqijule。”
“shaoyeyaoganxiaolingzou？”
dunshi，wangxiaolingweiqudeyanleiwangwang。
“wobushineigeyisi，wokemeineimejingui，nizhengshidushudenianji，nishoulezheigejiasannian，rujinshaoyehuilaile，gaishihuibaonideshihoule。”
tingzhetanglongdehua，wangxiaolinggandongdekule。
zheidunfantachidehenbaoyehenxingfu。
ciriyizao，tanglongqinzisongwangxiaolingqulexuexiao，yiliangzixingcheshitaweiyidechuxinggongju。
tanglongjianpaidexuexiaoshijiangchengzuihaodeyisuodaxue，sannianqiantayijingkaoshanglezheili，kexisuizhetangjiadebianguerchuoxuele，rujinyouhuyetiqiandaguozhaohu，xiaozhangziranshixiaolianxiangying。
andunhaowangxiaoling，tanglongzhunbeiqizhewangxiaolingdezixingchehuijia，quejiedaolelinsadedianhua，yaoqingtaquxishanmuchangcanjiayigejuhui。
yuanbenbuganxingqude，danlinsazhiyixiangyao，tayezhihaomianweiqinandequle。
anzhaolinsafalaidedingwei，taqicheqianwangjiaoqudexishanmuchang。
zheiliqunshandiedang，caoyuanfeiwo，fangyankanquqingcaobaiyundaoshiyichuhaodifang，tanglongyouxiandeqizhechexinshangzheyantudefengjing。
“这儿！”
xishanmuchangdamenkou，linsachongzhetanglongzhaolezhaoshou。
“她也在！”
qichetingzailinsashenpang，kanzhetashenbiandexunuo，tanglongdehaoxinqingshunjianyanxiaoyunsan。
“xunuoshiwodeguimi，jintiandajiayuehaode。”linsabuxianbudandeshuodao。
“yao，qichelaideya！douqiongchengzheiyanglema！meiqiandachegenwoshuoa，nideweixinwohaimeishanni，wojinizhuandianlufeima。”
xunuolengchaorefengdexiaozhe，zheishiyiqunrenzouleguolai，chengyeyezaiqizhong，lingwaijirenyizhehuaguixianrandoushiyixiefujiazidi。
xunuoguyilazhangleyindiao，“liqida，zenmebuqutiaodafen！congxishanmuchangshanjiaoxia，kaichedoudeshijifenzhongni，nijingranqigepozixingche，zheishiduanlianshenti，zhunbeifafentuqiangma？”
“linzong，zheinipengyouma？chuandezheimehansuan。xishanmuchangkeshigaodangchangsuo，zheidabankenengburangjine！”
“doushiershiduosuidenianqingren，xiongdinizahunchengzheiyangle！”
“ai，mobushilinzongzhaodesijiba？”
yiqunrenlengchaorefeng，yanshenbiyi。
chengyechixiaodao：“nimenakebiegouyankanrendi，renjiakeshitangjiashaoye！sannianqian，genzanmenhundedoubushiyigequanzi。buguoxianzai……chengleyitiaosangjiaquan。”
“si，yuanlaishitangshaoa！xinghuixinghui。”
yinanzidiaokandeshenlaiyishou，youguyipieleyiyantanglongdeshou，yifuxianzangdeyangziganmangsuohuishou。
挑衅，讽刺！
这是赤果果的羞辱！
danzheixierenzaitanglongyanlibuguoshiyiquntiaoliangxiaochou，taxiaokanzhechenmobuyudelinsa。
“ruguozheishinidemude，neinitaiyouzhile。”
“wo……”linsazhangkou，quebuzhidaogaishuoxieshenme。
zheixierendelengchaorefeng，dequeyerangtajuedeyouxieguofen，ketajiushixiangyaorangtanglongzhidaobicijiandechaju，xiangyaorangtazhinanertuieryi。
xunuoxixuedexiaodao：“renjiatangshaogenlinsajieyouyizhihunyue，xianzaijiuxiangshigoupigaoyao，sidousibudiaoni！zezeze，youxierennaweileqian，liandoubuyaole。”
shunjian，zhouzaozhongrentoulaibishideyanshen，tongyangyeyouxiechayi。
婚约？
他俩竟然有婚约！
jiuzaizheishi，yilianghaocheshilai，cheshangzouxialaiyimingnianqingshuaiqidenanzi。
“杨少来了！”
“yangshao，dajiadoudengnini！”
“jinershoulie，woyaogenyangshaoyidui，miandeyoushule！”
yiqunrendunshichaozheyangfanyongcuerqu，yanyugongweibiaoqingchanmei。
yangfan，yangjiadezisi，laoyangjiazaijiangchengshiyixianjiazu，tamenzheixiegongzigegenyangfanzhijian，ziranyouzhebuxiaodechaju。
yangfanhuanbuzoulai，xiaodao：“linsa……zheiweishi？”
“yigegenpichong！”xunuoqiangxiandao。
linsazhuailezhuaita，huoxuyejuedetadehuayouxieguofen，erhoudao：“zheiwopengyou，tanglong。”
“tanglong？youdianershu。”yangfanzhoulezhoumeitou，shangxiadaliangletanglongyiyan，“jiranshilinsadepengyou，neidajiadoushipengyoule。jintiansuishuoshixiangyuemuchangshoulie，danmudedoushilaibanglinsaxiangbanfachuzhuyide，xunuonishuohuabietaikebo。”
“zouba，bianzoubianliao。”
yangfanchaozhemuchangzhongzouqu，niutouwendao：“shiqingjinzhanderuhele？”
linsayaoleyaotou，“tianyuanshanghuihaishiyigezhongliyoutuoqian，muqianhaiyoushigeyimeiyoujiesuan。”
“zhangjiuxiaquyebushibanfaa！shigeyibushixiaoshumu，linjiazijinzhouzhuanbukai，zijinlianhenrongyiduan，zheikeshidashi！”yangfanmeitoujinsuo。
zheishixunuocoushangqianlai，“yangshao，yaobunidongyongyangjiadeguanxibangbanglinsajieba！zhiyaonikaikou，tianyuanshanghuinahaiganshuahuazhao。”
“jiushi，yangshaokaikou，jibianshiheibaoyedejinijifenbomianbushi。”
“jifenbomian，kaiwanxiao，heibaojianleyangshaobudefufutietie，gonggongjingjingde。”
yiqunrenkaishipaimapi，dantanglongzhishichuozhiyixiao。
lubao，chuohaoheibao，zhengshitianyuanshanghuidehuizhang，zuowantaganggangjianguo。
tianyuanshanghuideqianshenshijiangchengdedixiashili，yejiuzheijiniancaizhujiandexibai，dantianyuanshanghuidezuofengshouduanhaishiyiguande‘hei’。
zaiyizhenayufengchengzhong，yangfanyeyouxiepiaole。
“xingba，linsadeshijiushiwodeshi，zheishibaozaiwoshenshangle。”
“zhende？”linsayixi，“ruguoyangshaonenggoubangmangchulilezheijianshi，woyidinghaohaoganxieyangshao。”
“linsajie，nizheihuajiushengfenle，nigenyangshaodeguanxihaixuyaoshuoxiema？zhenyaoshixie，neijiuyishenxiangxulou，yesuanshiyouqingrenzhongchengjuanshu，heihei。”xunuohuadaozuihouxixiaoleqilai。
zhouzaozhongrenyefenfenkaishiqihong，quanranbugutanglongdeganshou。
linsaqiaoqiaodekanleyiyantanglong，jiantashuangshouchadou，lianshangwubeiwuxi，zheirangtaxinzhongwunaiyitan。
ai，tayinggaishiqingchu，zheizhongshibushitanengchashoude。
“lou，neibushiheibao，zhenghaotilinsaqubamafanjiejueleba！”
jiuzaizhongrengongweiyangfandeshihou，tanglonglengbudingmaobuchuzheimeyiju，erhoudajiaxunshengwangqu，dunshiyigegehanmaozhali。
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