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《chiwaimaichichuzhifangganhou，wodaifanshangban》zheibenxiaoshuozhangjiehenxiyinyanqiu，rangrenkanleaibushishou，gushiqingjieyihuankouyihuan，gushizhizhongdezhujiaomengjiaojiaoxulei，quzhechuanqidegushizhendehennairenxunwei，kanlehenduoxiaoshuo，zheishizuihaode！xiaoshuojingxuan:laobanniangbugaoxingle。「meiyuenazhegongsi，youzhuanzhetongshideqian。baichiyidun，haishoushikuaicanfei，louxiakuaicancaibakuai，nidexinzenmezheimehei？」wonaixinjieshi。……

精彩章节

chiwaimaichichuzhifangganhou，wokaishidaifanshangban。tongshijianzhuang，qiuwoduozuojifen。dezhizheishi，

laobanniangbugaoxingle。「meiyuenazhegongsi，youzhuanzhetongshideqian。baichiyidun，haishoushikuaicanfei，

louxiakuaicancaibakuai，nidexinzenmezheimehei？」wonaixinjieshi。laobanniangzhijiebawocaile。

shuowoweifangongsiguiding，meishounianzhongjiang，haibujipeichang。huanaidefuqindezhiwobeicitui。palianleiwo，

xuanzetiaohe。daozhiwoyiyuzisha。zaizhengyan，huidaolaobanniangzhizewoneitian。mianduizhiwen，

woxiaozhehuiying：「haoya，louxiabianyinimenchilouxiaqubei。」duochijikou，gongsicainengdaobidekuaiyidian。

1「meirenjiaoshikuai，nizijibujiaoqian，baichiyidunyijingzhanlebianyi，haihaoyisizhuandajiaqian？「liangshouzheng，

nigouheixingandeya。」huanghujian，woyanqianturanyiliang。zaizhengyan，

mengjiaojiaoneizhangkebodelianzaiwoyanqianbuduanfangda。woshunjianyishidao，wozhongshengle。qianshi，wozaitijianshi，

chachuqingduzhifanggan。wopingshizuoxiguilv，shencaiyebupang。yishenggaosuwo，

dagailvshiyinweizhangqichiwaimaidaozhideyajiankang。yinci，wokaishidaifanshangban。shijianjiule，tongshibianaiqiuwo，

bangtamenyiqidaifan。womenzheishixiaogongsi，lianshanglaobancaishigeren。fanzhengwozijiyeyaodaifan，

shunshouduozuojirendefancai。daoyebushimafanshi，zaijiashangwoyeaixiachu。weiletongshidejiankang，

wobiandayinglexialai。zici，wokaiqizaigongsi**「shitangayi」deshengya。womeitianjingxinbeicai。

yihunliangsu，meicanshoutongshishikuaiqian。sangeyueguoqule，yiqiedoushihaohaode。

zhidaolaobanxinzhaodenvyoumengjiaojiaolaigongsi。zuotian，tingshuowojitongshigongcanhou，

tajiuyinyangguaiqidishuowonaozizhenlingguang。jintianyizao，mengjiaojiaojiushouzaiwogongweiqian。tayiliandezhengyilinran，

duiwomanma：「xuxiaoyun，zuorenbunengtaimeiliangxin。louxiadekuaicanlianghunliangsuhaiyoulitang，cai8kuaiqian。

niyihunliangsu，ganshoutongshishikuai？nizaigongsishangbannagongzi，haishunbiancongtongshizheilikengyibiqian，niyaolianma？

」jianduifangwuhui，wonaixinjieshi。「womeitiancaimaidoushixinxianroucai，chengbengaoyixie。

pingrilideyouyanjiangcuzheixie，doushiwozijizaitie。wozhishixiangdajiajiankangdian，meiyouzhuanqian，

yebuhuizhuantongshideqian。」mengjiaojiaobuxiechixiao：「buzhuanqiandeshiqing，nihuiqiangzhegan？「zhendangwomenshaya？」

qianshi，mengjiaojiaoyeshuolezheiyangdehua。neishi，wohaijilijieshi。keshiwoyuejieshi，

mengjiaojiaoyueshirendingwozhongbaosinangliangtouzhuanqian。zuihou，taranglaobanzhijiebawokaichule。bujinruci，

tahaishuowoweifanlegongsideguiding，meishouwojixiaojiangdetongshi，lianlizhibuchangdoubujiwo。xiangdaoqianshizhongzhong，

wonuliyaxianuqi。pingjingdikaikou：「neinixiangzenyangni？」2zuoweilingtouren，

mengjiaojiaolvxiankaikou：「nibushikoukoushengshengshuomeidasuanzhuanqian，mudeshiweiledajiajiankangma？「jiranzheiyang，

congjintiankaishi，nijidajiamianfeigongcan，danggongsifuli。meidundoudelianghunliangsu。shaoyuzheigebiaozhun，

nijiuziwochengfayixia，jiwomenmeirenbuchangyifenxiawucha。」woqixiaole。zheishidasuanrangwodaixinshangban？

bujinbaiganhuo，haiyaobutiejigongsi。zhenshilaihamazhangdechoulaixiangdemei！「laobanniang，xiangchibaishinizaojiangya。

」meixiangdaowohuizheimebukeqidihuidui。mengjiaojiaoshunjiannule：「xuxiaoyun，wozheishijinijihui。

「rangnijitongshigongfan，baizhanneimeduobianyi，nihaixiangzenyang？」wobuxielengxiao：「nidaoshishuoshuo，

wonengzhandaoshenmebianyi？」mengjiaojiaoyiweiwozhenbudong。haijiwokepuqilai。「nijitongshigongfan，

zhuandeqianjiubushao，hainengbaipiaoyidunfan。zuizhongyaodeshi，ninengzhuanzheimeduorenderenjiguanxi，

nandaozheixiehaibugouma？「ruobushikanzaitongshiyichangdefenershang，

tamenganmafangqilouxia8kuaiqiandekuaicanbuchi，chinidegaojiafan？」wozhendeyaoxiaosi。shikuaiqianyican，

tajiaogaojiafan？neishijikuaiyibeidenaicha，qibushiyaotademing？saoleyiyan，

zhanzaimengjiaojiaoshenhoudejigetongshi。womingbaitamendexinsi。rujinyoulaobanniangdaitou，

tamenziranledegenzaihoumianbaipiao。sheibuxiangchimianfeidewucanni！zheiqunbaiyanlang，yangbushude，

woyouhebizitaokuchini。wodandingdikaikou：「jiranzheiyang，nimenjiuquchilouxia8kuaiqiandekuaicanba。

「zheizhonghaojihui，wozhudongrangchulai。」taxiangjiyuangongmoufuli，wobulanzhe。

zhishilianghunliangsucai8kuaiqiandefan，zhennengchima？mengjiaojiaochayidikanzhewo。「nizhendeyuanyirangchulai？

「gaosuni，cuoguozheici，kemeirenzaijinijihuile。」wosonglesongjian：「ganjinquba，

woxiexienibujiwojihui。」shuowan，wokaishiditoumanggongzuo。jianwobulicai，mengjiaojiaoniuzhetoulikai。

3zhongwu，daofandiandeshihou。jigetongshixiangyuelaizhaowonafan。

wotanletanshou：「congjintiankaishibufuzedaicanle，nimenxialouchikuaicanba。」tongshimenmianmianxiangqu。

jiuzaicishi，mengjiaojiaozouleguolai，manlianchunfengdeyi。「wogenlouxiakuaicandianlaobantanhaole，

shirentongxingyirenmiandan，xiangdangyujiwomendalebazhe。「biqimouxierenya，keliangxinduole。

「zuishangshuodeshihaotongshi，beidilibuzhidaozhuanlewomenduoshaoqianni。」mengjiaojiaotaiduxiaozhang，

chaowogongweidezhuozichuaileyijiao。xiongjiujiudilikai，shenhouhaigenzheyiquntongshi。meigerenluguowozheilideshihou，

neiyanshendougenkanchourenyiyang。tamennandaowangjile，dangchuqiuwojitamenzuofandeshihou。yikouyigehuopusa，

yikouyigeguominhaotongshima？womeitianjitamenzhunbeidefancai，suiranzhiyouyihunliangsu。

kedoushiwodaqingzaoqichuang，qucaishichangjingxintiaoxuandeyouzhishicai。tamenjideneixieqian，zhigouyigeshicaifei。

wohaidetiegezhongdiaoliaopinheshiyongyoudefeiyong。genghekuang，canyinzuiguideshirengong。wofeixinfeili，

quemeitaodaobandianhaochu，haiyaobeiyuanwang。jiranruci，neijiurangtamenchi8kuaidemeiweiquba。

4yigexiaoshihou，mengjiaojiaotamenhuilaile。rendouhaimeikaojin，jiutingdaotamenreliedejiaotansheng。

「jintianneihongshaozhujiao，weidaokezhenhao。」「laobanniang，haishinilihai。zheijiakuaicandian，weidaobujinhao，

jiagehaigongdao。」zhongrenniyiyan，woyiyu，fengkuanggongweizhemengjiaojiao。zheirangmengjiaojiaoyuefajiaoaoqilai。

tapielewoyiyan，yinyangguaiqidikaikou：「neishi，naxiangyouxieheixinren，jiuzhidaoliyongtongshizhuanqian。」

qiyutongshi，fenfenzantongdidiantou。「jiushi，shizaitaiheile。」「meiyoujiaojiaozheimeduibi，womendoubuzhidao，

yiqianbuzhidaobeikengleduoshaoqianni！」「pei，heixingan！」「zhuanzheizhongqian，zhengaisiya。」

……zhoumashengbujueyuer。mengjiaojiaolengxiaozhezoudaowomianqian。「xuxiaoyun，gaibaniqiantuileba？」

wozhoumei：「shenmeqian？」mengjiaojiao：「ziranshinizhuanwomendeneixieheixinqianya。meitianshikuai，

nizhishaodezhuanleyibanba。zheimeduodetongshi，tiantianchinidefan，nizhishaodejiwomenmeirentuiyiqiankuai。」

wopingjingdisaoshizhongren，meiyoushuohua。chenmo，rangmengjiaojiaogengjiadeyi。tadaizhetongshiyiqinao，

zhongrenqizuibashedibizhewojiqian。shenzhiweixiewo，ruoshiwobuji，jiuwangshanggongkaiwodeexing。neihuamian，

fangfozaijiudianchaojiayiyang。woxiaozhediantou：「hao，wotui！」wojimeigetongshidoutuileyiqian。

mengjiaojiaoyenalewoyiqian，haiyilianzimingdeyi。zheixieqian，woziranbuhuibaiji。jiudangshiwocanjiatamenzangli，

tiqianjilebaishiqianba。5daolexiawu，zhongrenhaichenjinzaicongwozheilinazouqiandeyuyuezhong。

mengjiaojiaodafangditichuyaoqingtongshihexiawucha。nanaichadeshihou，taxuanyaosidelaidaowomianqian。「yo，

buhaoyisi，wanglehaiyouni。yaobu，woxianzaijinidianyibei？」wokeqihuiying：「buyong，wojianfei！」

mengjiaojiaochixiaochusheng：「jiekouzhaodebucuo。」zhongrenguyiweichengyiquan，zaiwomenmianqianliaotianhexiawucha。turan，

buzhidaosheifanglegechoupi。「sheiya，haochouya！」「bushiwo，wokemeiyou！」「yebushiwo——」

jirenhuayinluoxiameiduojiu。zhongrenkaishibianlian，zuixianfanyingdeshixiaohe。woruoshimeijicuodehua，

tahaoxiangyoumanxingweiyan。zhijiantajiajin**，yijiduniuqudezitaichaozhecesuobenqu。suihou，

qitatongshiyezhanbuzhule。fenfenrengxiashouzhongdenaicha，benxiangcesuo。zhiliumengjiaojiaoyirenhaimeifanyingguolai，

zhanzaiyuandichixiaozhongren。「nimenzheidoushachangwei，zheimelajima？」xiayimiao，mengjiaojiaodelianse，

dunshishabairuzhi。zhitingyishengzhentianxiang。「pupupu……」——6chaneijian，

kongqilimimanzheyigunongliedechouwei，xunderangrenbengkui。mengjiaojiaoxuebaidequnzishang，

nihuangsedewuzibuduanshentouchulai。tacanjiaoyisheng，jiajinshuangtuichaozhexishoujianfangxiangzouqu。

buguoneimeduorentongshishangcesuo，kengweigouma？yuanbenwohaixiangjixugongzuo，

shizairenshoubuzhukongqilimimanzhedeqiwei，zhinengduodaozoulangquhuxixinxiankongqi。meiyihuier，laobanhuilaile。

jianwozhanzailoudaokou，haiyouxieqiguai。「shangbanshijian，nizaizheilimoyuma？」wozhengyaokaikou，

laobanyijingtuikaimen，chaozhegongsizouqu。xiayimiao，zhijiantafeisuzhuanshen，baozheshenhoudelajitongmengtu。

「gongsizenmechouchengzheifudexing？」woqiangrenmeixiaochushenglai。gongsishizaitaichoule。kaichuangtongfenglebanxiaoshi，

neiguweidaohaishisanbudiao。cesuomenkou，butingchuanlaijiaomasheng。「dengdeng，woxianshang。」「lundaowole，

wodouyaobiebuzhule。」「wodoulakudoulile，sheinengyouwoji？」「e^e^e^，zheilishinance，

nvshengjinlaizuoshenme？」……xiridehaotongshi，weileyikengzhiwei，chadianmeidaqilai。laobanshizaikanbuxiaqu，

zuihouxuanzefangjiabantian。woledezizai。diertianyizao，woshuidaoqidiancaiqichuang。

jiangshucaiherouhaiyoujunguhunzazaiyiqi，zaifangdianhuoguodiliaojiandanchaoyihedazahui，weidaodouxiangdepubi。

wobachenqishangcesuo，jianwohaizaichufang，yilianjingya。「jintianzenmeqiwanle？jitongshizuofanlaibujileba，

yaobu——」budengtashuowan，bianbeiwodaduan。「buzuole，yihoujiujiwozijidai，bujitongshidaifanle。」

babataiyanchaowokanlai：「nizhongyuxiangkaile，wozaojiugennishuo。zheishichilibutaohao，

nizheihaizijiushishixinyan，shuoleyebuting。」wolouzhetadejianbang，qiangyaxianeixindejidong。

zheizhongshierfudedeganjue，shizaitaimeimiaole。「zheihuiwotingninde，haiyouwojiniyuelejiancha，

mingzaowoqingjiapeiniqufuchayici。」wobazhoumei，yanshenlitouzhebuyue。「woshentihaozheni，

meishihuaneixieqianganma？」wobadeaiyijingyousiwunianle。zheixienianjingliguogezhongzhiliao，

zhongyujiangbingqingwendingzhu。xingyunzhishenbingmeiyoujuanguwomen，qianshi，wobadebingzaijigeyuehoufufale。

babadezhifufayouzhidaowobeicitui，pachengweiwodeleizhui，xuanzeziwolejieshengming。

huoxuduiyuyigeputongrenlaishuo，diuleyifengongzuo，dabulehuanyifenjiuhaole。

keduiyubabazheizhongzhangqihuanbingderenlaishuo。zheixiaoxi，wuyishiyakuataneixindezuihouyigendaocao。

changniandejiancha，gezhongzhiliao，waijiashangjingjishangdeyali。yijingrangwomenzheigeqianchuangbaikongdejiating，

biandebukanyiji。shiyeduiwodedajibingbuda。kewobunengjieshouzijidewuneng。ruobushiwogongzitaidi，

meiyouzhuanqiandenengli，babazenmehuidanyoujingjiyali，xuanzezoujueluni？

wozhongrichenjinzaishiqufuqindebeitongzhizhong，zhuangtaibiandehencha。woshiguohuifuzhengchangshenghuo，quzaizhaoxindegongzuo。

keshiyiyuzhengrangwowufahuifuzhengchangdeshejiao，shenzhiliannadongxideliqidoumeiyou。zhiyaogenrenduishi，

shoujiuhuibuzijuedifadou。zuihou，woshizaikongzhibuzhuxinlidezhemo，xuanzelegenbabaxiangtongdedaolu。

ganxielaotian，rangwozhongshengyihui。woxiangxin，yiqiedouhailaideji。7zaoshanglaidaogongsi，

woturanfaxiantongshikanwodeyanshendoubiandebuduijingle。haitamenchihuaiduziderenyoubushiwo，

zenmeyigegegenkanchourensidekanzhewo？tamenbushuo，woyebuwen。quchashuijiandaokafeideshihou，

qiahaopengjianxiaohe。tazaijingguowoshenbiandeshihou，guyizhuanglewoyixia。daozhiwodekafeiquansazaishoushang。

tajiamojiayangdidaoqian：「buhaoyisige！」wolengyandingzheta：「niquedingnibushiguyide？」

xiaoheyinyangguaiqidikaikou：「wodangranbushiguyideya，bijingwobuxiangmouxieren，xinganlantoule，

wonayouneimehenya！」tazheihuamingxianzhenduiwo。mengjiaojiaotamenyiqunren，zhengweizhekanhaoxini。

tingdaoxiaohedehua，zhongrenbuguxingxiangdixiaochulai。mengjiaojiaohaideyidichongzhexiaohetiaomeiyishiguli。

jirantamenbuyaolian，neiwoyebuguanzhe。「yaodaoqianjiuhaohaodaoqian。」xiaoheheizhelian：「yo，

nidaoshanggangshangxianle，zenme……」budengtashuowan，wozhijiejiangshoulishengyudekafeiquanbupozaitalianshang。

woshihaopiqi，kebudaibiaowomeipiqi。xiaoheshunjianzhale。「niganpowo？」

mengjiaojiaoliketiaochulaishengyuanxiaohe：「xuxiaoyun，nidanziyetaidale。zhangzhelaobanqizhongni，

jiuganzaigongsihuzuofeiwei，balingtongshishima？「xinbuxinwoxianzaijiuqugaosulaoban，ranglaobanbanikaile。」

qianshi，woyizhibumingbai。weishenmemengjiaojiaozongshizhenduiwo。jiusuantagenlouxiacanguandelaobanyouqinqiguanxi，

kewomenzheishixiaogongsi。jiashanglaobanyecaishijigeren，quannianzailouxiacanguanchifan，

taqinqiyedebudaoduoshaolirunba。haiburutagenlaobansagejiao，yaogemingpaibaolaideqiang。zhongshenghou，

woxiangmingbaile。gongsinanduonvshao，suanshangmengjiaojiao，yigongcaisangenvsheng。tashixiangtongguowo，tiaoqinvxingmaodun，

cijingshangwei。rangneixietongshiduitamashoushizhan，congerzuowentalaobanniangdeweizhi。kexianzai，woxiangfabianle。

zheishiqing，kongpameineimejiandan。wodandingkaikou：「haoya，yiqiquzhaolaoban。fanzhengshangmianyoujiankong，

ranglaobankankan，daodishisheizaibaling。」mengjiaojiaochenmo，lalexiaohedeshou。「suanle，youxie**ziyoutianshou。

」wogenbenlandedalizheiqunbaiyanlang。8daolewucanshijian。mengjiaojiaoyouzhaojilezheibangtongshi，

zhunbeixialouquchikuaican。「laobankeshuole，jintianyouyuhezhuti。zhaolilianghunliangsu8kuaiqian，

womenkedechenzaodian，miandebeirenqiangguangle。」tongshimeizizidishuodao：「zheikuaicandiandelaobanyetailiangxinle，

jiuzheixieqian，zhigouchengbenba。」xiawuzhongyaodeshipinhuiyi，yaobumenyanshizuixindechanpin。laobandingzhuguo，

jueduibunengchuchacuo。woyuanbenxiangtixingtamen，quetingdaoxiaohepenggaocaidi。「neihaibushikanzaijiaojiaodemianzishang，

naxiangyouxierenliangxinbeigoujichile。」mengjiaojiaodeyididenglewoyiyan。daizheyiqunren，fengfenghuohuodilikai。

xingba，aichijiuduochidian。womanyouyounachufanhe，zhunbeiqujiarexia。

zaichashuijianpengdaogongsilingyiweinvtongshizhaoli。aiyugangadeqifen，womeidazhaohu。tadaoshibubixian，

zhudonggenwoshuohua。「xiaoyun，nidefanhaoxiang，buxiangwoyidianweidaodoumeiyou。」wopieleyiyantadefanhe，

limiandebaicaichaorouheqingchaotudousi，kanqilaiyidianyoushuidoumeiyou，queshiyouxieguawei。

「nizenmebugentamenyiqiquchikuaican？」zhaoliyadideshengyin：「8kuaiqianlianghunliangsu，

yejiumeiquguocaishichangdeneixienanshengzheimehaopian。wotingshuozuijinyourenzaihaitanshangfaxianyipizousidezhuti，

bushaorendouyixiangyixiangjianhuijiadijiamaini。」zongsuanyougemingbairen。xianliaojian，zhaolijiangshoujidijiwokan。

mengjiaojiaolaleyigequnliao，limianchulewohelaoban，qitarendouzai。congqunliaoli，

wozongsuanmingbaijintianturanbeitongshiheiliandeyuanyinle。9zuowan9dianduodeshihou，

mengjiaojiaoturanzaiqunliaitezhongren。【tongzhimen，wozhongyuzhaodaowomenladuzideyuanyinle。

】suihoutazaiqunlifalejizhangzhaopian。zhaopiandezhurengongshiwo，dangshizhengzaichaoshigouwu。

mengjiaojiaoshuo：【nimenkankanzheixuxiaoyunduoheixin，zuishangshuozhemeitianzaoqijiwomenmaixinxianshicai，

jieguomaidequandoushichaoshidazhehuishoudebianyihuo。zhangqichizheixiewomenchangweinengbuhuaima？【tiantianchilaji，

ouerchiyidunzhengchangcan，changweiziranfanyingbuguolai。】weileshengdianqian，

wojingchanghuizaibajiudiandeshijianduanquchaoshigoumaiyixiedazhedeshipin。buguoneixiewodouzijichi，

conglaimeijitongshichiguo。zhishimeixiangdao，zheiyangwunaodezaoyao，haizhenyoutongshixin。nanguaizheiqunrenhuibeimai！

dagailvshicuanxideshihou，banaozishundailazoule。wowuxiudoujieshule。

mengjiaojiaocaidaizheyiqunrenmanyouyoudihuilai。「jintianzheifanweidaokezhenhao。」tashuowan，

xiaohegenzhefuhe：「genmouxieheixinganbiqilai，zheijianzhijiushirenjianmeiwei。「ruobushijiaojiaotixing，

womendoubuzhidaochilezheimejiudedazhecai。」zhongrengenzhefuhe。kanlai，

tamenquanranwanglezuotianduncesuodeshihouyouduolangbei。shuohuajian，laobanhuilaile。zhongrenkaishimaitougongzuo，

yuxiangdeqiangkengdazhanbingmeiyouzaicibaofa。renleideweihaizhenqiangda，yicijiuyijingzugoushiying。

laobanxuleicongbangongshizouchulai，mengjiaojiaoyinqindijiangwenjiandishangqu。xuleishenshounieleniemengjiaojiaode**。

「tingshuonizuijinbiaoxiandebucuo，tongshidouzaikuani。」mengjiaojiaoyouxiedeyi：「renjialaigongsishilaibangnidema，

xianneizhumeitingshuoguo？」pangruowurendixiuenai，jingdewojipigedadouyaodiaole。shipinhuiyizhengshikaishi。

xiaohezuoweizhujiangren，lvxianzhandaotaishang。ruoshizheicihezuonengnaxia，mingniandedingdanjiubuyongchoule。

dajiadouzhidaoxiangmudezhongyaoxing，sheiyebugandiaolianzi。gangkaishiyanshibujiu，zhongrenjiufaxianxiaohebuduijing。

tadelianseyouxiecangbai，doudadehanzhuzaitaetoushangbuduanmaochu，biaoqingrouyankejianditongkuqilai。xiayimiao，

xiaoheturandaodi。yanshibeipodaduan，zhongrenshoumangjiaoluandijiangtasongdaoyiyuan。10yanshibeipojieshu，

yuanbenshinajiuwendehezuoyefeile。laobanyizhengtiandouheizhelian，quangongsidouchuyuyizhongdiqiyadezhuangtai。

mengjiaojiaoqishixiongxiongdizhandaowogongweiqian：「xuxiaoyun，jiushinizheikelaoshushi，

hailequangongsinulilesangeyuedechengguoquandoubaifeile。」woyilianmengquan。「shenmeyisi？」

mengjiaojiaoyinyangguaiqi：「nihaixiangdilai？xiaohechangweishichulemingdebuhao，