《congwenmikaishishangsheng》youlaopaizuozhemeihuasannongzhuanxie,zhujiaoshidingzhanglinzhangliangyu,juqingxingyunliushui,miaobishenghua,shiyipianbudebukandedoushishenghuojiazuo,xiaoshuozhaiyao:zhangliangyukanzhedingzhanglin,zhongzhongdi“heng”leyisheng,jiezhetadakailiangguofudebangongshi,bangongshiyeshizhengzhengqiqi,kanbuchulaiyoubeidongguodehenji。……
“nishuoliangguofushitasha?”dingzhanglingubuleshenshangdetong,yegubushangnaonu,jingkongdikanzhezhangliangyuwendao。
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meixiangdaozhei**juranyizhizaihuata,erqiehuadeyouliumang,youxiazuo,tebieshikandaoneiju:“yikeyouxianyounendebaicaibeifangfeizhujigongle”shi,zhangliangyuhenbudeboledingzhanglindepicaijieqi。
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“womeiyoushahailiangguofu,wobushixiongshou。”dingzhanglinjile。
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“zhangzongguan,nixianzaipairenquliangguofudebangongshichayicha,zuowanyidingyourenjinguotadebangongshi,erqiezheirenyefanguowodebangongzhuo,zheiliangyangdongxi,zuotiansanhuihou,wo,wojiufangzaibangongzhuoshang。”dingzhanglinyuexiangyuehaipa,qiujiudikanzhezhangliangyushuodao。
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xiatiandekuzineimebo,neizhicongbaidexiaoshouyitanjinqu,dingzhanglinzhenggerenrutongledianliuyibanbeijihuozhe,neidifangchengdiyixia,zhileqilai,beizhangliangyuqiaoleyigezhengzhe,xiudetadelianyixiazizhangdetonghong,biyidikanzhedingzhanglinshuo:“wochuo!”
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dingzhanglingenzaizhangliangyushenhouzoulejinqu,quefaxianbangongzhuoshangdedongximeijianrenheyiyang,gaizaidedongxiquanzai。
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henkuai,ganjingdailailexiaoxi,chuleliangguofuhedingzhanglindezhiwenwai,meifaxianqitarendezhiwen,daoshixianchangneigenlipindaishangliuyoudingzhanglindezhiwen。
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dingzhanglindehuayiluo,caiyishidaozijishuolouzuile,xianghuishoulaibujile。
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