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“xiaochen,zou,dainishangshoushu”zhanglaoshichuliwanshoushangdehuo,jiubachenyongdaishoushushile。
“a?ee,lailelaile”chenyongyouxiejinge。
“a?”yiqungurenyemengle。
“bushibaishima,zheiyibujingchaerbukoushou?”
“是不打算教吗”。
“kezhanglaoshishuodaitashoushu”。
“shoushushisha,zhibingma”。
“buzhidao,kanjiuwanle,youbuhuaqian”。
zheishitianmuchuanlaizhanglaoshideshengyin“xiaochenhuixishouma?yiqianmeijinguoshoushushiba”,chenyonglianmanghuida“hui,xuexiaokaoheguo,haiyouchuanshoushuyihepujin”,“neijiuhao,wodenghuizaidainixiyibian,xianhuanyifu”zhaolaoshibaoxianqijianrengzhunbeiyibubudaichenyongwanchengwujuncaozuo。
“jingshouhaiyaojiao?wojiushuobudasuanjiaozhenbenshima”zhiqianshuohuadeyinanzijixushuodao,pangrenyefuhedediandiantou。
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zhijianshituerrenconggengyishilimian,huanhaolelanlvsedeshoushuduanshandaihaolemaozikouzhao,zhanglaoshi:“baxiuzijuanqilai,shouxian,qibuxishoufa,shouxin、shoubei、zhifeng、zhibei、damuzhi,zhijian,shouwandaogebi,buzhouhaijideba,”
“记得记得”。
“胳膊洗到哪?”
“肘窝上5cm”。
“冲水怎么冲?”
“shouzhouwangxia,zhijianchaoshang,bimianshoubeidewushuiwangxiayouliuhuishoushangdaozhiwuran”。
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gudaizhongrenjizheizhenshihuzhule,“zheimeduomendao?woganjuewodoubuhuixishoule”
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pangrenkanzheixierenzaizheizhuang,henshinanshou“nimenzhuaishenme,dongma,nimendonggemaoa”
“jiushijiushi,renzhubodule20nianshu,meinidong?”
“bu,budusishuwujing,buxishengrenyan,tasuanshenmedushuren,tayaoshihuidushu,zenhuipaoxueyi,neiqunnvrenkendingyeyiyang”。neixiedushurenyixiazijile。
“manzuipenfen,zhaoda”zhiqianneigongzidetongbanchulaichulilezheixieren,dunganqingjing。
cishiyizhongyizhefenbijishu,bazheixiexianjixia,manmanyanjiu。
jinrushoushushi,gurenganjuejinrulexinshijie。
“nikanneimen,buyaoshoutuiei”
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cishizaidengmazui,chenyongkanleyandanmu,huidalexiewenti,“zuozaixianshipingpangdeshimazuiyisheng,fuzemazui,zheishoushushiquanshenmazui,dawanyaorenjiuganjuebudaotongle,jiukeyishoushu”,xiangmazuiyishengkaojin,zixikanlekanpingmu,shuodao“zheixieshixintiao,huxi,mailvdeng,yaosuishiguanzhu,fangzhiyiwai,birushuo**wudaozhihuxixintiaotingle,yaojishiqiangjiu”。
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“明白”
“mingbai...”gurenyesidongfeidongdediandiantou,zhishiquedinglihai
“haiyoudaishoutao,shoubaozaixiuzilimian........,nikan,shouwanquanbujiechushoutao,zheigejiushiwujiechushidaishoutao,yangedewujuncaozuo,haoleshangtai”zhanglaoshijianchenyongdouhui,tingkaixinde。
“shoushuqixiediaolezenmeban?”zhanglaoshiwendao。
“jianbei,zongbunengranglaoshijianba”yigezuikuaiderenlikeshuodao。
“buguan”chenyonghuidadao。
“keyi,fangxinle”zhanglaoshijixushuo“wozhiqianyuguoneixie,woyiqiandouyizhiyiweishiduanzi,hesiwole”。
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