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《cuoweiyouxi，qishiwoaishangdeshinige》zheibenxiaoshuokeyishuoshiwozaixiandaiyanqingwenlijuqingzuihaodele！suzhiyifuxingshigaishudezhujiao，xiaoshuoneirongjiexuan:sheibuzhidaozheishifuzhiyedejinqu？fushao，fuershao，yizizhicha，quetianchadibie。“shibushijuedewohene……

精彩章节

“dangranshiyigeyouqudeduju。”

“fuxingzuoweijianzhengren。”fuzhiyedingzhemianqiandenanren，“nishule，maibokejigongsiguiwo，woshule……”

tateditingdunleyixia，“taguini。ruhe？”

sizhouturananjinglexialai。

momingqimiaodedu，momingqimiaodechouma。

suzhiyinanyizhixindekanxiangneigelansanzuozhedenanren，xinkoufanqishuobuqingdaobumingdesuan。

fuzhiyezheifanxingwei，rangfuxingzheizhong**doukanbuxiaqule，tarenbuzhuchushengweisuzhiyidabaobuping：“zhiye，rangyigenvrendangduzhu，shizaishiyouxiebugongpingba？”

fuxinghenshiwuyu。maibokejigongsishitade，fuyihezhishigudong，jiuzheimebuguantadesihuo，batadegongsidangchengduzhuyashangzhuo。

“不，很公平。”

fuzhiyedingzhefuyihe，yiziyijudao：“fuyihe，ruguonishule，suyuwenjiushiwode。”

“……”

fuyihelianshangluchujiweihanjiandewennu，tachenwendesangyinmingxiandailejifenqingxu，wozhexueqiededouranshoujin。

“fuzhiye，wozhenhuaiyinishigefengzi。”

fuzhiyeqingxiaoleyisheng，“jiangningyueshinide。neime，nideqiannvyoushiwode，buguofenba？”

“……”

fuyihedebiaoqingchendeheren，qiheidemouzizhongfangfoxianqileyichangmengliedefengbao。

fuzhiyezhanghuchuyikouyan，ziguzidejiezheshuodao：“zhenbuqiao，zhidaozheicengguanxideshihoutaichi，suyuwenyijingshiwoderenle。”

tachaozhefuyihexiaolexiao。

“zhenmeixiangdao，wodegegezheimelianxiangxiyu，liangnian，doumeishedepengta。”

“闭嘴！”

shiqingzenmehuifashengchengzheiyangni？

suzhiyizuozaipaizhuopang，dailengdexiangyizuohuihuxidediaosu。

fuzadeqingxufanjiangdaohaibandexiangtaxijuanerlai，tasihubeishenmedongxikunzailehaili，zhouweimanshixuanxiaodechaonaosheng，tagenbentingbuqingtamendeshengyin。

tanaodailibuzijuehuiyiqileyiqie。

fuyihe，shitadechulian。

zaineigeshiduosuiqingchunmengdongdeshihou，qianjin**yucaifadashaoye，zaimoshengdeguodulixiangyu。congxiaoxiangshi，zhangdayouzhongfeng，henziranerran，bianzoudaoleyiqi。

liangnian，congchuxiadaoshendong，zhengzhenglianglunsiji，neishitacengduguodezuimeihaoshiguang。

tamenchunai，congyueliangxingchen，liaodaoshicigefu，zaidaolixiangbaofuyuweilai。

lianggerentaiguonianqing，yizhiyutanlianaidouyaozangzheyezhe，xiangyiduidixiaqingren。

tamenmanzhesuoyourenxiangai，youmanzhesuoyourenfenkai。

tayiweitahuiquta，shide，zhishitayiwei。

sujiatiaojianzaihao，zaisshi，yebuguozhishijiaodeshanghaodefuren。erfujiashibainianshangbangfubusibangdefuhao，liangjiazhongjiangelebuzhidaojitiaokuankuodeyinhe。

rucidiwei，juedingletamenzhijiandexuanshuchaju，fenkaizhishishijianwenti。yushizaifujiagongbufuyiheweihunqideshihou，taxuanzelefangshou。

shishizhengming，tadexuanzeshizhengquede。

sujiapochanturanerzhi，jiangtachediyutahuakaileyidaozhangzhangdegouqu。cishitayuta，yijingwanwanquanquanlunweileliangtiaoxiandeluren。yiduangaobukepan，yiduandiruchenai。

keshirujin，mingyunxiangshizhuonongzijiyiban，zaitarucilangbeideshike，rangtayushanglezheigezuibuxiangzaiyudaodenanren。

“fuzhiye，jiangningyueyuwodehunyue，shifuqinanpaide。”

fuyiheningzhemei，yuqibingleng，“niyouqingxu，buyinggaichaowofa。”

fuzhiyelenghengyisheng，“shi，jiangda**ziranbukenengshuyuwo。”

“bugan？”fuyihedanmodao，“wowanquanbujieyi，genwodedidifenxiangtongyigenvren。”

yidaotuisangdezhuoyishengyinturanjianruidexiangqi，zaizheikuanchangdefangzhongxiangshiyibahuapopingjingdedao。

“fuyihe，nizhenlingrenyane。”

fuzhiyemengdechezhufuyihedeyijin，shoushangqingjinbaoqi，jiangneishenmeiyouzhezhoudexizhuangjiuqileyitiaotiaowanyanquzhedegouhe。

“fuzhiye，zheijinianniwandenvrenhaishaoma？”fuyihelengzhelian，“niwansheiwoguanbuzhe，buguo，nizuihaobiedaizherenwangwoyanqianhuang。”

fuzhiyeluchudechengdexiao，“zenme，woshuileniqiannvyou，suoyinixiangshalewo？”

fuyiheqingmiedeyipie，yuqiyuefadichenlengmo，“nibiewangle，jiangningyuexianzaishiwodeweihunqi。”

“he，haizhenmeikanchulai，niyeshigefengzi。”

“fuzhiye，biewangle，woshinideqinge。”

fuzhiyepeileyisheng，“shaoshuozheizhongexinrendehua。”

“exin？”fuyihedeshengyinbusuanzhong，querutongcixiangfuzhiyedeshubajiandao，“woyunizheizhongshangbudetaimiandeshenfenxiangtibinglun，wodoubuxianexin。”

“你特码说什么？”

fuzhiyezuanzhequantou，jihuyaohuquanerchu。fuxinglianmangshangqianhaoyanxiangquan。

“lianggezuzong，qiuqiunimen，doushaoshuoliangju。”

“shouxinshoubeidoushirou，xiongdizhijianmeibiyaorucijianbanuzhang。”

“zaishuole，qinxiongdi，daduangutouhailianjin。”

“niliangyaoshizaizheidayidun，jiazhubudeshoushiwoyidun。”

“maigemianzi，maigemianziruhe？”

fuzhiyeehenhendenglefuyiheyiyan，bufuqidesongleshou，zhongxinhuidaozuoweishang。tadianleyigenxindexiangyan，mengxiyikou，shitulengjingyixie。keshixiongqiandejirouyijiujulieqifuzhe，mingxianhaizaihuoqishang。

fuyihemantiaosilidizhengliqilezijideyifu，shenselengjingdedexiangshishenmedoumeiyoufashengguo。tafulefujingkuang，ruowuqishideyezuolehuiqu。

fenweizaicixianruguiyidechenmo。

fuxingchuzailiangrenzhongjian，zhideyingzhetoupikaikouwen：“haiwanma？”

“bubile，fuzhiyejiranxiangyao，neibiandoujita。”jingpianxiadeneishuangxiazhangdeyanjingkanbuqingqingxu，“mingri，shougouhetonghuisongdaomaibokejigongsi。”

yuqimeiyouyisinengkangjudeyiwei，henxianran，zheishitongzhi，bushishangliang。

“知道了，傅总。”

fuxingjuedejinrizhenshidaomeidexiangshizhuanglexie，goudadenvrenyouzhujiusuanle，liangangyinglidegongsiyemeile。

fuzhiyemeixiangdaofuyihejuranzheimetongkuai，“nijiuzheimejilewo？”

“yijiaxiaogongsieryi。”fuyiheyuqitingbudaoyidianqifu，ta“ka”deyishengjianxiaqiemao，suimojiuzheimeyidiandianluozaixuehongsederongtanshang。

fuzhiyejinbengzhexiahejiao，fuyiheruciqingmiaodanxiedeyangzi，rangtaxinzhongneituanbugandeqingxu，gengjianongliele。