《chaowuzhuixu》shiyibulingrenxindongdedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，youyuyongyipinqiaomiaogousi。gushijiangshulekangwulixinzaiyiciourandeshijianzhongtashangleyiduanwujindemaoxianzhilv。kangwulixinjiangmianduigezhongweixianhemiti，bingjieshileyiqundaoyiheyouyidehuoban。tongguozhihui、yongqiheyili，kangwulixinzhujianfaxianlezijidezhenzhengshiming，bingweizhifendoudaodi。ranhoujiujianpangzimamalieliedejijujixuwangxiazouqu，chenxuchilegeankui，buguoxiangdaoshenme，nachuyizhangpiaoxiaodao。……jiangdailingduzhetansuoyigechongmanjingxihegandongdeshijie。
dishiliuzhanglunweizhidezhongyaoxing
zhuantoukanqu，juranshichenxu，zhanzaigaoyijidetaijieshangzhengjugaolinxiadekanzhekangwu。
“xiansheng，tashuonihaogoubudangdao。”
kangwupangbianzhenghaohaizhanleyigedapangzi，zhengzainazheshoujiyibiansichuzhangwang，tingdaokangwudeshengyin，zhuantoukanqu，guoranfaxianzijipangdadetixingyouxieduzhule，danshi。。
“nizheixiaohuozishenmesuzhi，woshidangledao，danshimarenjiuguofenleba，ninagexueyuande。”
chenxugangale，zheigepangziyoudianqishi，tayebuxiangduoreshi，dangjizhizhekangwushuodao。
“buhaoyisi，woshuodeshita。”
erkangwuzeshiliangshouyitan，zhilezhizijidejiaoxia，wugudao。
“nizheirenshenmeyanshen，wozaiguodaolizhanzhe，nadangnile，buguonizheimarenyegoukuangde，suzhidequebuzenmeyang。”
“你！”
ranhoujiujianpangzimamalieliedejijujixuwangxiazouqu，chenxuchilegeankui，buguoxiangdaoshenme，nachuyizhangpiaoxiaodao。
“kangwu，meixiangdaoniyeyouzigelaizheiliguankangedousai？youyisi，wokankan，wodepiaohaoxiangshidiwupaidesihaoweizhi，en，pangbianhuibuhuizuogemeinvni，hemeinvyiqiguankanbisai，neicaishirenshengzhongdadeyiyisuozai。”
kangwuliansenankanleqilai，yinweiliantianyidepiaozhenghaoshidiwupaidesanhaozuowei，zheigechenxu，mingxianyinggaikeyigaodaodiyipaidepiao，danpianpianhaishidatanqingchuzhibenliantianyierqule。
kandaokangwudelianse，chenxuxinlishuangfanle，hushanzhemenpiaoxiaohehedexiangxiazouqu。
“nixiangpaowolaopo？zuomeng！”
kangwubuguanneimeduole，benlaishibuxiangmafanren，zijixiangxiangbanfade，xianrujinyezhinengzhaozhaorenle。
zaichangguangaochudevipsanhaobaojiannei，simajiajigegedoujiadouzai，baokuosimalaoyezi。
zheibaojiandehuanjingjiufeichangbuyiyangle，zhinengyonghuaguiheshushilaixingrong，cikedesimatianqingzuozaiyizhangshafashang，lianshangguazhexiaorong。
rujintayeshiwujiegedoujia，zhongyuyoulebaominggedoudasaidezige，daxiagedoudasaidezuidibaomingjibiebianshiwujiegedoujia，jibenshangcansaidedoushizaineijingfanweineidewujiedaoqijiegedoujia，zheigejieduanjikeyibiaoxianchutianfu，gongjiliyezaidajiadeguanshangfanweizhinei，zaiwangshang，liruxiulianchuqijingdebajiegedoujia，genbenshibuxieyujirenherenzhanshide，neiyijingdoushifeichangkepadecunzaile。
zhengxiangzhe，shoujituranxiangle，jinjinkanleyiyan，zhenggerendouzhanleqilai。
“kangwudedianhua，douanjingdian。”
simatianqingyegubushangneimeduo，zhijiehouleyiju，dunshiqitarendoupingqiningshenleqilai。
zhiqiantamenjiudouwendushanyaolekangwudeshoujihaocunruleshoujizhong，jiushiweilefangzhizheizhongtuwudianhuadechuxian，rujinsuanshiqizuoyongle。
“康哥。”
“en，nengbunengjiwogaoliangzhanggedoudasaidiyipaidezuoweipiao，xianzaijiuyao。”
simatianqinglengleyixia，ruguoshuozuotian，bu，napashijigexiaoshiqian，tamensimajiadouyouzheigenengli，danshirujinsuoyoupiaozaojiushouqing，erqierendouyijingruzuole，genbenbukenenggaodaode。
“zhei。。kangge，womenzaisanhaobaojian，ninkeyilaizheiliguankan，weizhihenkuanchang，zugou。。”
“那算了。”
嘟嘟嘟！
tingzheguaduansheng，simatianqingxindousuile，kangwudiyicizhaotabanshi，juranmeiyoubancheng，zheiyihoudeguanxihaizenmexiangzhegenghaofazhan。
“tianqing，kangwuyaoganshenme？”
kanleyiyanzijiayeye，simatianqingtanlekouqishuolechulai，qianzheyeshiwunai。
“ai，zheidequemeiyoubanfa，napazaoyigexiaoshi，yeyetiegelaolianyenengnongchuliangzhanglai，xianzairendouzuoshangle，shizaimeibanfa。”
simajingyinghesimatianhongyeshinikankanwo，wokankanni，zheijianshiqing，tamenbangbushangrenhemang。
gualedianhua，kangwuxiangqiankanleyiyan，guoranchenxuyijingzuodaoleliantianyishenpang，zhengbutingdashanzhe。
“你奶奶个腿！”
yankanbisaihaiyoushifenzhongjiuyaokaishile，kangwuzhijiechongleguoqu。
“yiyi，woyougepengyouzaibaojianlimian，womenquneikanba，neilideshijiaobizheilihaoduole。”
liantianyihaimeiyoushuohua，chenxujiuxiaole。
“baojian？kangwu，nizhidaobaojianyaozenyangdediweicainengdedaoma？e，wodaoshiwanglenihesimatianhongguanxibucuo，buguoni，tazaijiazuyeshiyigexiaobei，nengrangnijintamenjiadebaojian？biegaoxiaole。”
chenxuyijingwanquanwangjilezhongwuzaijiudianbaojiandeneichangnankan，zhishibaneidangzuolezijishentideyiyangeryi，erbushikangwuzaocheng。
kangwuyagenmeidalichenxuzheigetiaoliangxiaochou，ershikanzheliantianyi。
“wobuxihuanzaibaojian，gengxihuanzaiqianpai。”
zhisuoyizheiyangshuo，shiliantianyizaijikangwutaijiexia，tamingbaikenengshichenxuzuozaipangbianredekangwubugaoxingle，meitoumeinaodejiushuochulezheizhonghua，baojian，neilimiandedarenwuzenmekenengshikangwunenggourenshide，jiuxiangchenxushuode，napashisimatianhong，zuoweixiaobeiyeshimeizigedairenjinrubaojiande，youqicongzhongwudefanjulaikan，kangwuhesimatianhongdeguanxisuiranyoudianguaiyi，dangujiyejiujinxianyurenshi。
“shia，yiyixihuanqianpai，niyaoshinenggounongdaodiyipaideweizhi，neicaijiaochuiniubi。”
chenxujixulengchaorefeng，tatongguoguanxidouzhinengnongdaoyizhangdiyipaiweizhidepiao，gengbietikangwuzheigefeiwule，fouzetazaojiunazheliangzhangpiaoduiliantianyifachuyaoqingle，haiyongguyizuodaozheili？
“yiyi，nixihuandiyipai？”
kandaokangwurucizhizhe，liantianyijiuxianggankuairangtahuidaozijideweizhiqu，dangjishuodao。
“dui，sheibuxihuandiyipai，nenggoukandezuiqingchu，ganguanshangdecijidoubuyiyang，niyaoshinengnongdao，wojiugenniguoqu。”
simajiadouzhidaorujinxiangyaonongdaopiaoyijingshibukeneng，genghekuangshidiyipaideweizhi，liantianyidangranyemingbaiqizhongdeyuanyou，buguotayeyouxiebugaoxing，zheicaijitian，kangwujiuyuelaiyuexihuanchuiniule，zheizhongfukua，haiburuyiqiandemenhuluyangzi。
“hao，wozheijiuqugaopiao。”
kangwudengleyiyanxingzailehuofangfokanhaoxidechenxu，zhuanshenjiuzou，zhaoleyigeshaoweianjingdedifang，yigedianhuadalechuqu。
“xiaoguzi，daxiagedoudasai，tianqushengfensaidisanzhanxiaozusai，laozibuguanniyongrenhefangfa，woyaolianggediyipaideweizhi，xianzailikemashang！”
“shifu，jiwowufenzhongshijian。”
gedouchangguanshianzhaogedoujiaxiehuixiafadebiaozhunjianzaode，zaizhengdongfangdediyipaiweizhi，quanbudoushigedoujiaxiehuixiangguanfuzerenhegongzuorenyuandeweizhi，yilvbuduiwaishoumai。
cikezaizheipaiweizhidezhongjian，yigezhongnianrenzuozhe，tajiaoliaozhong，shigedoujiaxiehuianzhaodaxiashengfenneishesanshisigeguanlibanqizhongdeyigeguanlibanzhuren，fuzedejiushitianqusheng，zheitianqushengdexiaozusai，taziranhuidaochangzhidaogongzuo。
kankanfujinzuozhedeneixiegedoujiaxiehuiderenduitadebajietaidu，jiuzhidaozheigezhiweifeichangbujiandanle。
kanleyixiashoubiao，haiyouqifenzhonggedousaikaishi，liaozhongganggangfangxiayougebo，shoujizhendongleqilai，naqiyikan，biaoqinglikebianle，haiqinglileyixiasangzi。
“您好。”
“xiaoliao，youjianshiqingyaomafanni。”
liaozhongtunyanleyixiakoushui，gudashishuohuayongyuandoushizheimesuihehepingyijinren，shenmejiaomafan。。
“您请说。”
guchenfengshigedoujiaxiehuidemingyuzhuxi，zheigezhiweishimeiyouduiwaigongbude，suoyizhidaoderenbuduo，danjiusuanmeiyoumingyuzhuxizheigeshenfen，guchenfengsangezi，fangzaizheigedaxiadadi，sheiganbujisanfenbomian。
henkuaitingwan，liaozhongxiaodao。
“fangxin，wolikebanhao。”
gualedianhua，liaozhonglikezhuantoufenfudao。
“rangxiaolihexiaoyangqujiankongshidaizhe，nimenwangneibianyiyixia，kongchulianggeweizhilai。”
nanbianzhanzhedekangwujiedaoguchenfengdehuihuahou，dangjixiaoxixidezhongxinzhandaoleliantianyimianqian，shuodao。
“laopo，zuoweigaodingle，diyipai，zanmenzouba。”
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