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《chongxiye，wotingjianzhiwurenlaogongzaiyanwo》shiyibudadongrenxindezuopin，jiangshulefutingzhouwangyazhifuyuelingzaimianduishenghuokaoyanshidechengzhangyujianren。futingzhouwangyazhifuyuelingjinglilexuduojiannandejuezehekunjing，dantongguojianchiheyongqi，zuizhongzhaodaozijizhenzhengdejiazhiherenshengyiyi。zheibuxiaoshuochongmanwenqingyuzhihui，fuyuelingzuozaipangbian，xingzailehuodikanzhewo。lujingranzhanzaitashenhou，xianggejinzhijinzedebaobiao，zhishimuguangshibushidipiaoxiangwo。woduanzhechabeideshouyouxiedou，zheng……jiangyinfaduzheduirenshengdesikaoheganwu。

精彩章节

weilejiubingweidenainai，wodayingtijiajizhiwurenchongxi，wodenanyouquezhuantouchenglewoneibianyixiaoguzidexinhuan。

xinhunye，woyiwaitingdaolezhiwurenlaogongdexinsheng：【laopozhenhaokan，keximingtianjiuyaobeitamenhaisile。

】dangtamenzaiciduiwoxiadushoushi，wonei“zhiwuren”laogongyijingxianfanpaizhuo，

louzhewochenglejiazuweiyidezhangquanren，shafaguoduan。1.wochuanzheyishendahongsedezhongshixifu，

zuozaibinglengdechuangyan，tingzhewaimianbinkesanjindexuanxiao。jintianshiwohefujiaduzi，futingzhoudehunli。

yichangzhiyouxinniang，meiyouxinlangdehunli。yinweiwodexinlang，shigetanglesanniandezhiwuren。wodayingzheizhuanghunshi，

shiweileqian。fujiachengnuo，zhiyaowojiaguolaianfenshouji，jiuzhifuwonainaiquanbudeyiliaofeiyong。

nainaishiwoweiyideqinren，wobiewuxuanze。fangmenbeituikai，wodeqiannanyoulujingran，

wanzheyigemingyanzhangyangdeshaonvzoulejinlai。shaonvshifutingzhoudemeimei，fuyueling。lujingrankanzhewo，

yanshenfuza，youkuijiu，youlianmin，dangengduodeshiyizhongrushizhongfudelengmo。「xingwan，bieguaiwo。

woyeshiweilewomendeweilai。」takaikou，shengyinganse。wokanzhetashenshangjiancaidetidexizhuang，

hefuyuelingshouwanshangjiazhibufeidezuanshishoulian，xiaole。「nideweilai，kanqilaiqueshihenguangming。」

fuyuelingbunaifandizeleyisheng，shuaikailujingrandeshou，zoudaowomianqian，jugaolinxiadidaliangwo。「shenxingwan，

shouqinizheifuyuanfulian。nengjiajiwoge，shinibabeizixiulaidefuqi。」taniezhewodexiaba，poshiwotaitou，

「congjintianqi，nijiushifujiadeshaonainai，danyeshigehuoguafu。yaorenqingzijideshenfen，

biedongshenmebugaiyoudexinsi。」shuowan，taxiangdiulajiyiyangshuaikaiwo。lujingranshangqianyibu，xiangshuoshenme，

quebeifuyuelingyigeyanshenzhizhile。tamenzaiwofangjianli，dangzhewozheigexinniangdemian，

shangyanzhepangruowurendeqinmi。「haole，jingran，womenzouba，bierangyigechongxidehuiqidongxi，

zanglewomendeyan。」fuyuelingjiaoshengdao。tamenxiangxieliqu，menbeizhongzhongguanshang，gejuelewaimiandeshijie。

fangjianlizhishengxiawohetangzaichuangshang，haowushengqidefutingzhou。wozoudaochuangbian，kanzhezheigemingyishangdezhangfu。

tahenyingjun，jishibizheyan，lunkuoyeyijiufenmingdexiangshidaokeyiban，bilianggaoting，bochunjinmin。

zhishiliansecangbai，meiyouyisixuese。wotanlekouqi，zhunbeiquyushixiezhuang。jiuzaiwozhuanshendeshunjian，

yidaoqingxidenansheng，haowuyuzhaodizaiwonaohailixiangqi。【laopozhenhaokan，keximingtianjiuyaobeitamenhaisile。

】wohunshenyijiang，mengdihuitou。fangjianlikongwuyiren。chuangshang，futingzhouyijiujingjingditangzhe，

lianhuxidouweiruodejihuchajuebudao。huanjue？woyaoleyaotou，zhidangshizijijintianyalitaida。

wotuoxiachenzhongdefengguanxiapei，xishuwanbi，huanshangshuiyitangzaichuangdelingyice。wojinlianglifutingzhouyuanyidian，

zhongjiangezhenengtangxialianggerendejuli。jiuzaiwobishangyanjing，zhunbeirushuishi，neidaoshengyinyouxiangleqilai。

【lineimeyuanganshenme？woyoubuhuichileni。】womengdizhengkaiyan，xinzangkuangtiao。zheiciwotingdeqingqingchuchu。

woceguotou，sisidingzhefutingzhou。tahaishineigeyangzi，yidongbudong。【zheimekanzhewo，shiaishangwole？

】【ze，jiushibuzhidaowozheigezhiwuren，nengbunengmanzuni。】wo：「……」

ruguobushiquedingtashigezhiwuren，wojihuyaoyiweitashizaiguyidiaoxiwo。woshitanxingdishenchushou，

zaitayanqianhuanglehuang。tadeyanpiwensibudong。【huangshenmehuang，zaihuangjiubanishouzhuazhu。

】wohedelikesuohuishou，houbeijingchuyicenglenghan。wonengtingdaotadexinsheng。zheigerenzhirangwotoupifama。

gengrangwokongjudeshitaxinshenglidediyijuhua——mingtian，wojiuyaobeitamenhaisile。tamen，shishei？

fuyuelinghelujingran？2.yiyewumian。diertianqingchen，wodingzhelianggeheiyanquan，beinvyongjiaoxing。「shaonainai，

gaixiaqujilaofurenhexianshengfurenjingchale。」wokanleyanshenpangyijiu「chenshui」defutingzhou，

naozililuanzaozaode。【laopomeishuihao？heiyanquandouchulaile。douguaiwo，zuowanbugaixiangneixieluanqibazaode。

】neidaoxinshengzaicixiangqi，daizheyisibuyichajuedeaonao。woshenxiyikouqi，qiangpozijilengjingxialai。

buguanzheixinshengshizhenshijia，wodoubixudaqishierwanfendejingshen。fujiadezaocanzhuoshang，qifenyayi。

fulaoyezizaonianguoshi，rujindangjiadeshifutingzhoudeershufuzhenguo，hetaneiweijingminglihaideqizi，wangyazhi。

futingzhoudeqinshengmuqin，zaiwojiajinlaizhiqian，jiuyinerzichushi，beishangguodu，yibingbuqile。woanzhaoguiju，

yiyijingcha。fuzhenguojieguochabei，zhishidandandi「ng」leyisheng。lundaowangyazhishi，taquemeijie，

fanerduanxiangzhewo，pixiaoroubuxiaodishuo：「zhenshigeyoufuqidehaizi，yijinmen，

womentingzhoujiuyoulechongxidefuqi。jiushibuzhidao，zheifuqinengchixuduojiu。」hualiyouhua，daizheci。

fuyuelingzuozaipangbian，xingzailehuodikanzhewo。lujingranzhanzaitashenhou，xianggejinzhijinzedebaobiao，

zhishimuguangshibushidipiaoxiangwo。woduanzhechabeideshouyouxiedou，zhengbuzhigairuheyingdui。【bachapotalianshang。

】futingzhoudexinshenglengbudingmaolechulai。wo：「……」wodangranbugan。wodixiatou，

gongshundishuo：「wohuihaohaozhaogushaoyede。」wangyazhizheicaimanyidijieguocha，minleyikou，

youcongshouwanshangtunxiayigechengsejihaodefeicuizhuozi，dijiwo。「zheishifujiaxifugaiyoude。nazheba。」

zhuozirushoubingliang，woquejuedetangshou。【zhuozishijiade，ahuo。limianhaitulenengrangrenpifuguomindeyaoshui，

daijiulehuilanrou。】futingzhoudexinshengshishixiangqi，chongmanlechaofeng。wodexinyichen，wozhezhuozideshoushoujinle。

zaocanshi，nvyongduanshangyiwanyanwozhou，gongjingdifangzaiwomianqian。「shaonainai，

zheishifurenteyifenfuchufangweininzhunbeide。」neiwanzhoukanqilaijingyingtitou，xiangqipubi。

kewoquewendaoleyisiweixiandeqixi。【laile，jiushizheiwanzhou，limianjialewutoujian。weiliang，

buhuilikezhiming，danhuirangnixinzangshuaijie，kanqilaijiuxiangshitufajibing。】futingzhoudexinsheng，

xiangshiyidaojinglei，zaiwonaozhongzhakai。guoran，tamenzhendeyaodongshoule。wangyazhiwenhedikanzhewo：「xingwan，

kuaiheba，zheishijinibushenzide。」fuyuelingyecuicudao：「ershenjinizhunbeide，nihailengzheganshenme？

buhuishibujimianziba？」suoyourendemuguangdoujujiaozaiwoshenshang。woduanzheneiwanzhou，shouxinquanshilenghan。he，

shisi。buhe，shidangchangsipolian，wobuzhidaohuiyoushenmehouguo。wokanxianglujingran，tabikailewodeshixian。

wodexinchediliangle。【bendan，jiazhuangshouhua，bazhoudafan。

】futingzhoudeshengyindaizheyisihentiebuchenggangdejiqie。dui！woyanjingyiliang，jiuzaiwozhunbei「shouhua」deshunjian，

fuyuelingqueturanzhanleqilai。tayibaqiangguowoshoulidewan，xiaodeeyimanman。「jirannibuxianghe，

neiwobangni。」shuozhe，taniezhuwodexiaba，jiuyaobaneiwanduzhouwangwozuiliguan！「buyao！」

wojingkongdizhengzha。wangyazhihefuzhenguolengyanpangguan，meiyouyigerenchushengzhizhi。zaitamenyanli，

wozheigechongxixinniangdeming，wuzuqingzhong。bingliangdewanyanyijingpengdaolewodezuichun。wojuewangdibishangleyan。

【yiqunzhaosidechunhuo！】futingzhoudexinshengdaizhetaotiandenuyi。jiuzaizheiqianjunyifazhiji，

loutikouturanchuanlaiyishengjuxiang！「peng——！」yigejiazhilianchengdegudonghuaping，congerloubeirentuilexialai，

zaifuyuelingjiaobiansuilie！cipiansijian，youyipianshenzhihuapolefuyuelingdexiaotui。「a！」tahedejianjiaoyisheng，

shouyisong，neiwanzhou「pa」didiaozaidishang，shuaidefensui。suoyourendoubeizheituruqilaidebiangujingdaile。

yigechuanzheheisexizhuang，shenqinglengjundenanrencongloushangkuaibuzouxia。「baoqian，xiansheng，furen。

gangcaidasaoshibuxiaoxinpengdiaolehuaping。」nanrenjiaoqinzhuli，shifutingtianchushiqiandetieshenzhuli。

wangyazhiliansenankan，「yigehuapingdounabuwen，yaoniheyong！」qinzhulidixiatou：「shiwoshizhi，

qingfurenzefa。」wokanzheqinzhuli，youxiangdaogangcaineijuchongmannuqidexinsheng，yigedadandecaicefushangxintou。

nandao……woqiaoqiaotaiyan，kanxiangerloudefangxiang。futingzhoudefangjian，jiuzaineili。3.yichangfengbo，

zanshipingxi。fuyuelingbeihuashangletui，kukutitidibeilujingranfuzhequbaozha。wangyazhihenhendidenglewoyiyan，

yefuxiuerqu。canzhuoshangzhishengxiawohefuzhenguo。takanzhewo，yanshentanjiu：「nihenpa？」

wodixiatou：「duibuqi，ershu，wo……」「buyongpa。」tadaduanwo，「zhiyaonianfen，

fujiabuhuikuidaini。」tadehuatingqilaixiangshizaianfu，kewoquejuedehoubeifaliang。huidaofangjian，

wolikefansuolemen。futingzhouyijiujingjingditangzhe。wozoudaochuangbian，xiaoshengwen：「gangcaishinizuodema？」

meiyouhuiying。【tafaxianle？】xinshengxiangqi，daizheyisijingya。woxinzhongyixi，kanlaiwocaiduile。

「xiexieni。」wozhenxinshiyidishuo。【xiewoshenme？wozhishiyigezhiwuren。】tadexinshengdaizhejifenxixue。

zheigeren，mingmingxingzhe，queyaozhuangshui，haizhuangdetingshangyin。「wozhidaonixingzhe。」wojuedingchuochuanta，

「qinzhulishiniderenba？gangcaineigehuaping，shitaguyituixialaide。」chuangshangderenyijiumeifanying。

【haibusuantaiben。】【buguo，zhidaodetaiduo，kebushishenmehaoshi。】tadexinshengdouranbianleng。

wodalegehanzhan。wonengganjuedao，zheigenanrenhenweixian。「wobuhuishuochuqude。」woganjinbaozheng，

「wozhixianghuoxiaqu，baohuhaowonainai。」【nanainaidangjiekou？nvren，nichenggongyinqilewodezhuyi。

】wo：「……」zheidoushenmebazongyulu。【xingle，kanzainishiwolaopodefenshang，zanshixinniyici。

】【wangyazhitamenbuhuishanbaganxiude，wanshangtamenhuiduandiaojiankong，pairenlai『jiejue』ni。】tadexinsheng，

zaicitoululezhimingdexinxi。wodexinyouxuanleqilai。「neiwogaizenmeban？」【baojing？】【budui，

jingchalaileyezhihuidangchengshiyiwai。】【youle。】tadexinshengtingdunleyixia。

【nizheiyang……】tasihuzainaoziligousizheshenmejihua。woshuqierduo，zixiditingzhe。raner，

denglebantian，tadoumeiyouxiawen。「wogaizenyang？」worenbuzhuzhuiwen。【xiangzhidao？qiuwo。】woqijie。

doushenmeshihoule，tahaizaizheilinaqiao。「futingzhou，zheiguanxidaowodeming！」

【yeguanxidaowonengbunengjixu『yan』xiaqu。nisile，tamenxiayigemubiaojiushiwo。

womenxianzaishiyigenshengshangdemag。】taba「mazha」lianggezizaixinlijiaolebantian，lengshimeituchulai。

woshenxiyikouqi，renzaiwuyanxia，budebuditou。「qiuni，gaosuwo。」【taidubuchengken。】woyaoya，

jichuyigebikuhainankandexiaolian，yongwonengfachudezuiwenroudeshengyinshuo：「fujun，qiuqiunile，jiujiuwo。」

【……】tasihubeiwozheisheng「fujun」jiyezhule。guolehaojimiao，

taneidaizheyisibuzirandexinshengcaizaicixiangqi。【ke，kannizheimeyouchengyidefenshang……】【wanshang，

nibafangjianlineipendishuiguanyin，bandaomenkou。】dishuiguanyin？wokanxiangjiaoluolineipenyuyucongcongdelvzhi。

「ranhouni？」【ranhoudengzhekanhaoxijiuxingle。】tadexinshenglichongmanlesuanjideweidao。

suiranbuzhidaotahululimaideshenmeyao，danxianzai，woyezhinengxuanzexiangxinta。yemujianglin。

woanzhaofutingzhoudezhishi，feilidijiangneipenbanrengaodedishuiguanyinbandaolemenkou，ganghaodangzhuledabangemen。

【bucuo，liqihaitingda。】【jiushiyaotaixile，buzhidao……】tahoumianxiangdeshenme，wobuganshenjiu。

wojinzhangdizuozaichuangbian，shuzheerduotingwaimiandedongjing。shijianyifenyimiaoguoqu。wuyeshierdian，

zoulangliguoranchuanlaiyizhenxiweidejiaobusheng。jiaobushengzaiwodefangmenkoutingxia。wopingzhulehuxi。【laile，

liangge。shoulinazhejinleyimidemaojin。】futingzhoudexinshenglengjingdexianggepangguanzhe。mensuochuanlai「kada」

yishengqingxiang，beirencongwaimiandakaile。menbeituikaiyitiaofeng，lianggechuanzheheiyidenanren，guiguisuisuiditanjintou。

tamenkandaofangjianliqiheiyipian，sihusonglekouqi。qizhongyirendangxianjilejinlai，lingyirenjinsuiqihou。raner，

jiuzaidiergenanrenjinmendeshunjian，tabeimenkoudedishuiguanyinbanleyixia，zhenggerenxiangqianpuqu！「peng！」

tayitouzhuangzaiqianyigerenshenshang，lianggerenxianggundihuluyiyang，shuaizuoyituan。gengyaomingdeshi，

neipendishuiguanyinyebeitamenzhuangfanle！huapensuilie，nituhezhiwudezhiyesaletamenmantoumanlian。「a！

wodeyanjing！」「shenmedongxi！haotong！」lianggenanrenfachuqilidecanjiao。dishuiguanyindezhiyeyoudu，

jiechupifuhuiyinqisaoyanghongzhong，jianruyanjinggengshihuiyinqijutong，shenzhiduanzanshiming。tamendecanjiaosheng，

zaijijingdeyewanxiandegewaicier。henkuai，zoulanglijiuxiangqilezaluandejiaobusheng。qinzhulidiyigechonglejinlai，

dakailedeng。「youzei！」tadahanyisheng。fuzhenguohewangyazhiyepizheshuiyiganleguolai。

dangtamenkandaofangjianlideyipianlangjie，hezaidishangdagundelianggeheiyirenshi，lianseshunjianbiandecanbai。

4.「zheishizenmehuishi！」fuzhenguolishengzhiwen。woshishidicongchuangshang「jingxing」，zhuazhebeizi，

yilianjingkongdikanzhetamen。「wobuzhidao……woshuizhele，jiutingdaoyourenjianjiao……」wodeyanji，

lianwozijidoupeifu。【aosikaqianniyizuoxiaojinren。】futingzhouzaixinlijiwodianlegezan。neilianggeheiyiren，

henkuaijiubeifujiadebaobiaokongzhizhu。tamenyanjinghongzhong，lianshangzhanmanlenituhelvsedezhiye，

kanqilailangbeibukan。「shuo！sheipainimenlaide！」qinzhuliyijiaocaizaiqizhongyirendeshoushang，lengshengwendao。

neirentongdeaoaojiao，quezuiyingdao：「womenshilaitoudongxide！buguanrenherendeshi！」

wangyazhidelianseshaoweihuanheleyixie，likejiekoudao：「yuanlaishixiaotou，zhenshiwufawutian，

jingrangantoudaofujialai！zhenguo，baojingba！」taxiangbazheijianshidingxingweirushidaoqie。【xiangdemei。

】futingzhoulengxiaoyisheng。【qinzhuli，soutamenshenshang。】suiranwotingdaole，danqinzhulitingbudao。raner，

qinzhulixiangshihetaxinyoulingxiyiban，likefushen，congneiliangrenshenshangsouchuleliangkuaijinshidemaojin。

yigucibidehuaxuepinweidaomimankailai。qinzhulibamaojindidaofuzhenguomianqian：「xiansheng，zheishiyimi。」

fuzhenguodeliansechedichenlexiaqu。toudongxixuyaoyongyimima？zheifenmingshixiangmiyunren，zaizuoxieshenme。

erzheigefangjianli，chulewo，jiuzhiyouyigezhiwuren。tamendemubiaoshishei，buyaneryu。

wangyazhideyanshenkaishihuangluan，「zhei……zheilianggezei，zhenshidandabaotian！」「ershen。」woturankaikou，

shengyindaizhekuqiang，「wohaohaipa。tamenshibushixianghaiwo？」woxuanranyuqidikanzhefuzhenguo，「ershu，

ninyaoweiwozuozhua！」wobayigeshoujingguodu、wuyiwukaodexiaokelianxingxiang，yandelinlijinzhi。

fuzhenguodemuguangzaiwohewangyazhizhijianlaihuisaoshi，yanshenbianderuiliqilai。tabushishazi，jialijinle「zei」

，mubiaohaishigangguomendexinxifu，zheibeihouyaoshimeiyoumaoni，sheixin？「batamendaixiaqu，haohao『shen』。」

fuzhenguoduibaobiaoxialing。neilianggeheiyirenbeituolexiaqu，wangyazhideliansebisirenhainankan。takanzhewo，

yanshenlicuimanledu。【biepa，taxianzaibugandongni。】futingzhoudexinshenganfudao。【buguo，

nineigeqiannanyou，haoxiangyoudianyisi。】woshunzhetadexinshengkanqu，lujingranhefuyuelingyezhanzairenqunli。

fuyuelingyiliandenanyizhixinhefennu，erlujingran，zeshiyiliandanyoudikanzhewo，

yanshenlichongmanlezhengzhahehuiyi。【tahaoxianghouhuile。】futingzhoudeyuqichongmanlekanhaoxidexingwei。【nishuo，

woyaoshixianzaixingguolai，batazouyidun，nihuibuhuihenkaixin？】womeilihuitadeequwei。lujingrandehouhui，

duiwolaishuo，yiwenbuzhi。shiqingnaodaozheigedibu，wangyazhihefuyuelingzanshishibuganzaiduiwoxiashoule。

woyeyincidedaolepiankedeanning。diertian，wojiedaoleyiyuandedianhua，

nainaidediyiqishoushufeiyijingdaozhangle。wosonglekouqi，kanlaifuzhenguoweileanfuwo，

haishizuolexiebiaomiangongfu。wojiekouxiangjia，shenqinghuimen。fuzhenguotongyile，haipaileqinzhulisongwo。wozhidao，

zheishijianshi。zaiquyiyuandelushang，wozuozaihouzuo，bimuyangshen。

【xianghaozenmeduifunineigelvchaguimihezhananqianrenlema？】futingzhoudeshengyinyoumaolechulai。

zicongfaxianwonengtingdaotadexinshenghou，tajiuyuelaiyuesiwujidan，jihuchenglewodenaoneidanmu。

「neishiwodeshi。」wolengdandihuiying。【ze，piqihaitingda。】【buguowoxihuan。】wolandelita。

daoleyiyuan，wozhibennainaidebingfang。tuikaimen，woquekandaoleyigeyixiangbudaoderen。lujingran。

tazhengzuozainainaidebingchuangqian，xuezhepingguo。nainaikandaowo，luchuxiaorong：「xingwan，nilaile。jingranzheihaizi，

yizaojiulaikanwole。」lujingranzhanqishen，baxuehaodepingguodijiwo，shengyinshaya：「xingwan，womentantan。」

womeijie，raoguotazoudaonainaishenbian。「nainai，ninganjuezenmeyang？」「hao，haoduole。fujiaduinihaihaoma？

」nainailazhewodeshou，danyoudiwen。woxiaozhediantou：「tinghaode，ninbiedanxin。」

wobuxiangrangtazhidaofujiadeneixieazashi。anfuhaonainai，wozouchubingfang。lujingranzaizoulangjintoudengwo。

「xingwan，duibuqi。」takanzhewo，yankuangfanhong，「woheyueling……woshiyishihutu。」「nibushihutu，

nishiqingxing。」wopingjingdikanzheta，「niqingxingdixuanzeleyitiaonengrangnishaofendouershiniandelu。」

tabeiwodudeshuobuchuhua，lianshangmanshixiukui。「wozhidaowocuole，xingwan，nizaijiwoyicijihuihaobuhao？」

tashangqianyibu，xianglawodeshou。wohoutuiyibu，bikaita。「lujingran，womenyijingjieshule。」jiuzaizheishi，

fuyuelingxiaozhangdeshengyincongwoshenhouchuanlai。「shenxingwan，nihaiyaobuyaolian？haiganlaijiuchanwodenanren！」

tacaizhegaogenxie，qishixiongxiongdizouguolai，yibawanzhulujingrandegebo，xuanshi**。【ehuo，xiuluochang。

】futingzhoudexinshengchongmanlexingzailehuo。【laopo，shang，sita！】wokanzheyanqianzheiduigounannv，