remenxiaoshuocaiyuancaidaodadongmai，quanjituanhouhuilezhujiaoshizhuangbujueqinbing，gaixiaoshuoqingjieyinrenrusheng，shiyibuhenhaokandexiaoshuo。jingcaineirongtuijian：zhenggetdaneiburenxinhuanghuang，shenpazijizhongzhao。yixianchengshidewujiashuipingliqidegao，dabufenrendouyougezhongdaiyazhe。ruguoshiqulezhei……
kuidingjinyetongxiaole，taxianzaishuangmutonghong。
daobushi「dousheng」bengle。
ershitadasuanjintianjiufabu「xiaohuangmao」ceshiban。
tayaozaiqinbingmianqianzuochuchengji，yaozhengmingzijibizhuangbujueqiang。
tashihenxingfen，danzhenggeyanfabudeqitachengyuankecanle。
houlaizhaopinjintdaderen，zaizhuangbujuedelingdaoxia，genbenjiumeiyouchangguojiabanweihewu。
zheidouranyaotongxiao，bujinxinshengyuannian，daqituitanggu。
“kuilaoda，huibuhuitaijile，youhaoduoxitongloudongdouhaimeijiejue。”
“shia，zhuangbujueyizou，zheiwangluoanquanshidouhaimeirendingti，zheicongcongmangmangdehuibuhuichushenmeyaoezi。”
tingyourentiqizhuangbujue，kuidingyanjinggenghong，sishiyaochiren。
tahuozaizhuangbujuedeyinyingxiagoujiule，nandaozhuangbujuezoule，haiyaoshouzheiwonangqi？
“ganggangsheishuode，sheishuode！jiwozhanchulai！”
“shiniba，xiaoliu！haishini，xiaowang！”
“buyaozaijiwotizhuangbujue”，takanxiangzhuangbujueneihaohuadebangongshi，touyingshangliangqiyiduijianceshuju，gengjuedexinfan，paolejinqu，“pa，”deyishengladiaoledianyuan。
zhongrenzhanzhanjingjing，doubugandahua，danxinliyibatayushabiguiweileyilei。
tamenbuyoudehuainianqizhuangbujue。
......
tianjianjiandeliangle，dongfangyijingchuxianleyimoyudubai。
「xiangjiaoshipin」yanfabu，wushigegongwei，jianpanshengpilipalazuoxiang。
“md，juelaodefanghuoqiangzheimenangaoma？”
“wushirenyitongxiao，doumeigaoding......”
“laoda，”yigetoufaxishaodepangzi，manlianjidong，“haoxiangfanghuoqiangyouzhandoudehenji！”
“shenme！”yimianmuqingshoudeqingnianjingya。
tajiaoyunbin，shi「xiangjiaoshipin」shouxijiagoushi，jingtongwangluoanquanjishu，hezhuangbujueyiyang，shigequannengxingxuanshou。
kanzhepangzishangdiannaozhongjiluderizhishuju，yunbinbuyoudeluchuxiyuezhise。
zhongsuozhouzhi，zhuangbujueziyanleyitaofanghuoqiangtixi，tadejiancexitongnengshishidebuzhuogongjizhe，bingzidongduifanghuoqiangjinxingxiuzheng。
suoyitdadefangyuxitongwuxiekeji，jianbukecui！
danzheitaoxitongzangzainalimeiyourenzhidao。
yingshisheiyibuxiaoxinguanlezheitaoshebei，daozhifanghuoqiangruozhile，wufazaishiyingtamendegongji。
hahahahaha，yiqianwandaoshoule。
“dahuojiabajinger，anwangnadaodeqian，pingfen！”
“yiwanershiwan，zhile！”
huayincailuo，lingyizeshengyinxiangqi：“pole，wojianchilewumiao！qudaoleshuju！”
“qianhouderizhixinxi，jishipinwodouyoujilu，keyizhengmingshiwumiao。”
“zhibuguoshujushijiamiguode。”
清瘦的青年笑道。
“hahaha！nimendouhuiquxiuxiba。”
“xiaoliubashujujiwojiuhao，zhuangbujuedejiamishoufa，youqitedian。”
“anwangfabuxuanshangderenqishiyezhixiangyaoyiduanshujueryi，woquanwanglingxuanshang，qianjinrugongsizhanghu，laobanneiliwoqushuo，daoshifenjidajia。”
“buyaozaigaoqita，zaishenrujiushiweifale。”
......
yucitongshi，「xiaohuangmao」ceshibanyecongcongdeshangxianle。
buchuyiliao，xiyinleshichangbaifenzhibashideduzhe。
yinweishubujinmianfeikan，meitiandakayueduhaisongqian，zheisheibulaini？
toufangguanggaodeshanghuyeyincifenzhitalai，tdadeyejiyilugaogemengjin。
「xiaohuangmao」bujinxiyinduzhe，yinxieshuqianyuemenjiandi，gengxiyinleyidapizuozhe。
yin「xiaohuangmao」shiyongrenqunzhongduo，shujiqianqiwangwanggongbuyingqiu。
zhiyaoshizaiqizhongxieshuderen，jiunengzhuanqian，erqieshibeizhemadaijianqian。
duanduanyigeyue，「xiaohuangmao」yijingyu「lewen」bijianle，haiyouchaoyuedequshi。
zhuangbujuepingchangyekanxiaoshuo，zhishizhiqiankandeshao，tadakaishouji，faxianzuijinxinchuleyi「xiaohuangmao」xiaoshuoapp。
tashifenhaoqi，jiuxiazaixialai，youyadexiaohuangmaoweikaipingdonghua，rangrenbujuedeermuyiliang。
ranerxiamiandeyipaizi，haishirangzhuangbujuezhuyidaole——tdajituantigong。
yuanlaishilaodanweichuderuanjian，zheigouxiangdaoshibucuo，nengzhuanqian。
jiushibuzhidaoxianzaishisheizhudaoyanfa，anquanxingyouwubaozhang。
zhuangbujuejihushixiguanxingdebaappanzhuangbaodaorudaodiannaoshang，dakaiheikeji，jinxingfanbianyi。
kanleruanjianyuanmahou，jinxinglegexiangzhibiaoceshi，tazhizhoumei。
nagechunhuojinxingdeanquanpinggu，zheimeyanzhongdeloudongdoumeifaxianma？
zheihaijinjinshishoujiyingyongduan。
zuizhongyaodeshifuwuqiduan，neiliruguochuwentile，neizhenggexitongkejiubengle。
dailaideweihaibujinjinshiruanjianbunengyongdewenti，zheihaishejidaojituanneibudeqiandaizi！
zuiyanzhongdeshichengqianshangwanderenminquanyiyejiangshoudaoqinhai！
jihukeyirangyigeshangyediguoyiyezhijianhongrandaota！
zhuangbujuexiguandenaqiweixinjikuidingfaxiaoxi。
jieguodedaodehuifushiyigehongsegantanhao！
我被删了！
zhuangbujueganga，xianzaicaihuiguoshenlai，zijibushitdadechengyuanle。
......
暗网天才讨论群。
“dahuomen，nimenfaxianmei！”
“faxianshenme？shuorenhua！”
“neige1000wandexuanshangxianshihuise，haosibeirenjilingle。”
“nage1000wan？”
yebuguaizheiqunchaojitiancaimeihuiguoshen，1000wanxuanshanghenyouren，dannaihezhiqianyouzhuangbujuezheigedaihao「xbingdu」derencunzai。
他们不敢动，怕啊！
meigongjiyici，neigeyutadaihaoxiangtongdediannaobingdu，jiuhuibatamendediannaozhetengdebaofei，zheidaijiabujinda，erqiehaimeishouhuo。
jiuerjiuzhi，neigeqianwanxuanshangshuzhigaoge，zaiyemeirenquguanzhu。
keshizhijinriquefaxianbeirenlingle？
“jiuneigegongpotdafanghuoqiangdeyiqianwana！”
“wocao，nagedashenzuode，erqiehaiancuocuodelingle。”
“shineige「huaheshangxiaoweng」ma？”
“bushi，tingshuoshiyiwumingxiaozu，「xiangjiaoshipin」debumenzhuguan。”
“wohaitingshuo，tdadejueshenyijingcizhile。”
“什么！”
yourenyanjingyitu：“tdashiyiqunnaocanma？”
jinjiezhe，taolunqunzhongxinzhaobuxuandeqiqijingsheng！
没人说话。
氛围极其诡异！
“buruo......”
“我们干一把吧。”
“jiejiejie......”
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