《chuanyuedaodaqindewoganqilezhibo》shiyibulingrenzhemidechuanyuezhongshengxiaoshuo，younanguabugua1111jingxindamo。gushizhongdezhujiaoyechenzhaogaotongguoyongqihezhihuikefulegezhongkunnanhetiaozhan，bingzuizhongshixianlezijidelixiang。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqishenrurenxindeqingganmiaoxiehejinzhangcijideqingjieershoudaoguangdaduzhedexiai。suizheyechenjinruchengmen，yiyanwangqu，quanshimimimamaderenqun，kanqilairenshanrenhai，youshenzhepolandenongmin，yeyoushenzhebijiaohualideyixiefujiagongzi。……。
脑子存放处——
doufangzheao，wozheibianjinimengaodiankaodouhua，meigezhangjiejieshuzigena。
tingshuoxianzaikougeyikeyishenqingxitong，shuliangyouxian，dengxiaobianshenmeshihouzhuadaojigexitong，suijifenpeiao，banaozicunguolaideyouxianfahuo。
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在某个水库边上~
qiwen40du，shuikubianshangdousanfazhegaowenyinqilaideniuqugan。
yechenshenchuanfangshaitaozhuang，youshounashougan，zuoshounaqibingzhenhongniugudonggudongjikouganwan，huanguolaideyechenxiaolexiaokanxiangbianshangdeshouji。
“xiongdimen，jintianzanmenjiubudayasuole，laidangyitiandiaoyulao，gaodianhaohuohuiqujiaonimenzuodacan。”
zhijianshoujishangmianxianshideshiyigemingwei（guomindiyinanshenyechendezhibojian）zhibojianhuamian，youshangjiaozhiyouneilinglingsansandesangeren。
“huojiweiguoba：diaoyuhao，diaoyuhao，anzhaozhubonineijishuwanyasuo，yitianxialaigujishibagezuzongdoubaobuzhu。”
“pujiezuozhe：dui，danggediaoyulaohaoyidian，tingshuodiaoyulaodoushirencai，buzhidaozhubohuibuhuiyeshineizhong。”
“wozhugebiwoxingwang：duiduidui，wufeiyejiushidiaoyuqiongsannian，luyahuiyisheng。”
yechenkanzhedanmushangshuotajishucaidebuyoudefanlegebaiyan。
shenmejiaocai？woneishijizijiduiyoushangshangqiangduwoyoushenmecuo。
duiyoudoudaibudongwo，wowanyixiaewangzhixianzenmele。
axiba，zheigeguitianqishizhendere，diaoleyigeduoxiaoshi，liantiaoyudoumeiyouyaoguo。
yechenkaishizhujianbunaifandekanzheshuimian。
jigemianziwei，yaoyaogoujiuhaole。
youshishijifenzhongguoqule。
yechenzhujiankaishibaozao，taitouzixiwangyuwodefangxiangkanqu。
woyue，zenmehuiyoutiaoheiyuzaibianshangyoulaiyouqude。
kandaoyanqiandeqingkuang，yechenqideliansezhanghong，dangjiduizheshoujidezhiboyemiankanqu。
“xiongdimen，wojinimenkanyixia，neigeyuwolimianyoutiaoheiyu，tajiugenzhe，tadiaoxiwo，tajiushibuyaogou，bunengguanzhetadetmd。”
yechenyueshuoyueshangtou，kanzheneitiaoheiyufangfoyanlichongmanletiaoxin，yigejidongzhixianazheshoujidaizhezhibojian，wangyoujiuwangneiheiyufangxiangtiaolexiaqu。
“pujiezuozhe：**，zhubodaiwomentiaoshuikule。”
“huojiweiguoba：buduibudui，nimenwangjile，zaoduanshijianzhuboshuodehualema。”
“wozhugebiwoxingwang：shenmehua？duile，woxiangqilaile，zhuboshuoguotabuhuiyouyong！”
“pujiezuozhe：kuaibaojinga！dengyixiachurenmingle！”
zhibojiandewangyoushunjianzuobuzhule，youdelianmangnaqishoujibangmangbaojing。
zheishihouyechenyijingtiaodaoleshuizhong，neibinglengdeshui，rangtanaodaishunjianqingxing。
完了，我不会游泳。
yizhenfanyingguolai，jiexialaijiushimengliedezhengzha。
zhibojianderenyedoujidezhitiaojiao，kanlejigeyuedezhubo，turanjiannishuiyoumeile，haishidangzhetamendemianmeile，zheixinqingsheinengdong。
yechenzhengzhazhujiankaishiwuli。
jiuzaiyechenmimihuhukuaiyunjuedeshihou，fangfokandaoleyigeguangtuanconghaidifeisudewangtadefangxiangchongleguolai。
“faxiansuzhu，zhibochuanyuexitongkaishibangding。”
“滴，绑定完成。”
“jiancedaosuzhushengmingbinwei，lijiqidongyingjichuanyuechengxu。”
yishunjian，yigeheidongpingkongchuxian，zhijiebayechenjixilejinqu，liandaishoulineitaishoujiyegenzhejinrudeheidonglimian。
另外一边的时空~
daqinwannian——xianyangchengbianshangdeshulinzhong。
yigeheidongtuwudichuxianzaishulinzhongyang，suihouyigujudadeshuiliucongheidongzhongxiongyongerchu，yechenyesuizhezheigushuiliubeiheidong“tu”lechulai，shouzhongrengjinjinwozheneibuyongyuzhibodeshouji。
shijianyifenyimiaoguoqu，yechenzhongyuhuanhuansuxingguolai。
“咳咳咳~”
tajuliedikesouzhe，beiqiangrudedaliangshuifenrangtananshoubuyi，guolexujiucaizhujianhuifuqingxing。
daodifashengleshenmeshi？wogangcaisihukandaoyougeguangtuanfeiruwodeshentili，haitingdaoshenmezhibochuanyuexitongbangdingdeshengyin……
zhengdangyechenyihuobujiezhiji，yigeshenmideshengyinzaitanaohaizhongxiangqi：
“suzhunihao，wojiushizhibochuanyuexitong。wopengqiaojingguodiqiushi，faxianlenishuideni。jingguojiance，wofaxiannifeichangfuhewomenxitongjudesuzhutiaojian，yushibianjiangnizhijiedaidaoledaqin。”
yechenjingedidengdaleyanjing，nanyizhixindiwendao：
“nishishuo，woxianzaiyijingchuanyuedaoledaqinshidai？”
xitongdeshengyinzaicichuanlai：
“meicuo，zheilibianshidaqinmoniandeshijie。zuoweizhibochuanyuexitongdesuzhu，nijiangyoujihuiqinshentiyanzheigegulaoerchongmanchuanqisecaideshidai。tongshi，nixuyaotongguozhiboxiangxiandaiguanzhongzhanshidaqindefengmao，bingwanchengyixilierenwuhetiaozhan。”
yechenxinzhongjixingfenyoujinzhang，tacongweixiangguozijihuijingliruciqimiaodeshiqing。
“xitong，neiwohaikeyihuiquma。”
“keyide，zhiyaonitongguozhibohuodededashangdaodale10wanjifenjiukeyihuiqu，mei10wanjifenkeyidaiyigerenhuixiandai。”
“haihao，neixitongwogaizenmezhibo。”
“wobaxitonggongnengzhijiegennizheishoujijirongheleba，zhijiegaizaochengyinshenjingyinwurenji，wurenjinengyuanwuxian，tongshizhibojiandehuamianhuitouyingchulaidaoniqianfang。”
jinjiezheyechenshoushangdeshoujibianpingkongdipiaoleqilai，meiyihuierbianhuanhuanxiaoshi，bianchengleyouyigezhiyoutakandedaodeheisewurenji，yikanjiufeichangyoukejigan。
zhenbucuoa，zheigewurenjikanqilaiyenengmaibushaoqian。
yechenkanlekansizhoumoshengdehuanjing。
“kaiqizhiboba，jiwojigehaoxiongdibaoyixiapingan。”
huayingangluoye，chenzijianyanqianturan。touyingchuyimianyouxietoumingdezhibohuamian。
gangyikaibo，bianjinlaidelianggeren。
“wozhugebiwoxingwang：**，zhubozhashile，kuaiquqinglonghushandaoshiguolai！”
“huojiweiguoba：shenmegui？gangbushinishuilema，xianzaipaodaonaliqule？zenmekansizhoudoushishulin，shuikubianshangyemeineimeduoshumua。”
yechenkandaopingmushangdedanmuyeshiyouxienuanxin，zijizheisangeshuiyoucongtakaibodaoxianzaijigeyuejiulaikan，tuotuodezhenaifena。
“shibuxiangman，wotanpaile，wochuanyuele！xianzaiwozhengchuyudaqinmonianqijian，kandaoxitongjiwodeziliaoxianshi，womendeqinshihuangzhenggehaiyouliangnianshouming。”
“wozhugebiwoxingwang：**，jiadeba。”
“huojiweiguoba：yegouzei，nishenmeshihouxuehuigaojubenle，haichuanyue~buhuigenshuiheduoleba，zhijieguandaonaozilimianqule。”
yechenkandaopingmushangdefayanyeshiyitouheixian。
suiranshuochuanyuerangrennanyizhixin。
danshinihanwogouzei，nizheijiubuduile。
“xiongdimenshuozhende，wozheipiannimenganma，wozainishuideshihouyougejiaozhibochuanyuedexitongbangdinglewo，tashuoyaowoquyixieshijielimianbangmanggaixiejieju。ranhoukeyihuodejifen。”
“pujiezuozhe：wobuxin，chufeijiwokankanniuzi。”
zheishihouzhibojianlingwaiyigezhangqishuiyouyepaolejinlai。
“wozhugebiwoxingwang：duiduidui，kankanniuzi，jiujiwomenkanniuzi，womencaixiangxinni。”
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