“chentangzongbing”dadadujiachuangzuofaxingdexiaoshuo《chuangyediguo:wokaodangguowangbaohongle》shihenduowangyoudexintouhao,caomurebaliangweizhujiaozhijiandehudongfeichangyouai,xihuanzheizhongleixingdeshuyoukanguolai:xinhaolei。buxiangheshazishuohua~banxiaoshihou,caomu、rebayijijiemuzugongzuorenyuan,renshouyizhangjipiao,renrenyi……
lunaoguo,youchengfeizhaikuailedao。
位于太平洋中部。
该国居民很佛系。
foxidaorichangdazhaohudefangshishi“jinergexuetangshengleme?”
zaizheili,huantangniaobingjiuxiangdezhichuangyiyangxisongpingchang~
zheilidetuzhu,shidaibuyuweisheng。
zhisuoyiyangchuzheimeyishen,liandumuzhoudoujibujinqudefeibiao。
全拜小日子国所赐。
xiaorizikanzhonglelunaolinghaideyuyeziyuan。
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xiaorizishangren,anyuejidaominfameidao。
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caomuyehendafang,meirenyixiaoluomeidaoxiaofei。
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zhibojianwangyou,yegenzhetucao。
【wocao!zheishengxiadechuangyezijin,jiuzheimemeile?】
【woxuanbu,shishangzuiduanmingguowang,jijianglongzhongdengchang。】
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【wodengzheliangyanzhuzi,jiukantazenmezhuangoushiwangeyi,chuiniubiyeyaoyoujiezhiba?】
会客室内。
lvxingshejingli,reqingdeyongyingwenjieshaozhe‘guowang’xiangmu。
“zunguideyouke,zaizheili,ninkeyiganshoudaoyiguozhizhuderongyao,keyixiangzhenggeguojiafahaoshiling,zheilideyiqie,douguininsuoyou,erzheiyiqie,zhixuyaowushiwanmeidaoyitian,womendefuwu,haibaokuo......”
caomubutingdiantou,sihuduijinglidejieshao,henganxingqu,xingfendeyongyingwenhuidao“ruguozhenxiangnijieshaodezheiyang,woxiangtiyanyigeyue!”
lvxingshejingli,yizhangliandoulechulezhezi。
一个月。
yejiushiyiqianwubaiwanmeidao!!!
rebazhenggeren,yijingshadiaole。
nishoulishengxiaqian,kongpalianwufenzhongdetiyanshizhang,doucoubugouba?
rebaweiweizhoumei,anandiantou,sihuxiangtongleyixieshiqing。
‘yuanlaizheigedashacha,shiyongyizhangzuichuangyede。’
“zunguidecaoxiansheng,zhushilvxingshe,quantigongzuorenyuan,baozhengnindedaozuiwanmeidetiyanfuwu!”
lvxingshejinglichaozhecaomu,shenjuyigonghou,congbangongzhuonachuyifenhetong。
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“nani?”lvxingshejingliyileng。
caomucongdouli,taochushengxiademeidao,baizaizhuozishang。
“xiantiyanzheixieqiande,ganjuehaodehua,zanmenjiuqianyigeyuedehetong!”
lvxingshejingli,zaojiubeicaomudedabing,huyoudeyuntouzhuanxiang。
zaijiashangcaomugangcaifaxiaofeishi,neiyifuhaowurenxingdemoyang。
lvxingshejingli,zuochulezijidepanduan。
zheizhunbaoshinagedizhujiadeshadaer。
lvxingshejingli,lianmangzhongxincaonihetong。
caomushengxiadeqian,zhigoutiyansanfenzhongde。
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tahaopa,patiyanshijiantaiduan,dizhujiadeshadaer,tihuibudaodangguowangdemiaochu。
rebahejiemuzusuixingrenyuan,haiyouguangdawangyou。
yijingbeicaomudecaozuo,ganmengbile。
【wocao!woxiangdaoleguocheng,danwomeicaiduijieju,zheidoushenmeshenxiancaozuoa?】
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【wolegesanbailiushiduhuixuandacao,haizhenjiubeitazhuangdaolea!】
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【wocao!wojiuyigewenti,yigexiaoshihou,zenmeban?】
rebarenzaixianchang,yaobiwangyougengjia‘wocao’!
zheitemedoushinagennaa?
zheiguowang,haizhenjiurangtadangshangle。
《chuangye》daoyanhongjie,cishizhengledehebulongfengrundexiaozuiba。
zheijiemuredu,zuohuojianside,chengchengchengdeshangzhang。
就是有点变味了。
haohaodechuangyejiemu,zenmejiubianchengchuiniubijijinleni?
红姐无所谓。
zhiyaoyouredu,mantianmuniu,yebushibunengjieshou。
lunaozheibian,hetonghenkuaiqianwan。
caomuyaoshenyibian,yijingchengweilunaofalishangdeguowang。
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caomuyaotoudao“wobushiyigetantuxiangshoudeguowang,qingbalunaoguodexiangguanshujunalai,woyaolejiewodeguojia。”
旅行社经理秒懂。
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极不真实~
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