youzuozhechunfengbuduxiedexiaoshuochuanyuedaliangwangchaozhaokai，zhujiaoshizhaokaifengxuanji，youyizhongxiangyizhikanxiaqudechongdong，xiamianjiujigeweijieshaoyixia。danhaoxierenhaishijuedemaidetaiguile，kanrenaodeduo，zhenzhengmaidequeshao。xieleyishangwudezi，liweiyanjingteng，shouwanyeteng。……
zhaokairouleroumeixin，wunaidedao：“fuhuang，woruoshuocishifeierchenbenyi，fuhuangyougairuhe？”
“zhukou！nihaiganjiaobian！”
wudiliangyanxuehong，xiangzhibaonudeshizi，dabuchonglaitaishoujiushiyigebazhang，suoyoudenuhuodouqingxiezaizheiyigebazhangzhizhong，shengyingewaixiangliang。
zhaokaimolemolian，ganjuelianshanghuolalade。
cike，chuangshangnvrendekusushengshishixiangqi：“bixia，ninyaotiwozuozhua。”
“qihuangzitazuoyeyishenjiuqibianyingwangniangniangdewuzilichuang，wolanyelanbuzhu，tajiangwoenzaichuangshang，kouzhonghaijiaozheniangniangdemingzi……”
daizhejifenkuqiangdeshengyinchongchizheweiqu，meitingjijuwudilianjiulvle，“bizui。”
wudiyishenglenghe，daduanlenvrendehua。
nvrenmianshangmanshikongju，yandiqueshipingjingzhiji，zuodaozheizhongchengdujiuzugoule，shengxiade，zheiweicaiyixinzugouzhongdehuangdizijihuinaobu。
wudidakoudechuanzhecuqi，jinjindedingzhezheilingluandeyimu。
“bixia，zheishizenmele？”yidaoyueerdeshengyinzimenwaixiangqi。
zhaokaimuguangweidong，kanleguoqu。
jinjiezhe，yigenvrenmailejinlai，wuguandongren，suibufushaonvmingmei，queduolejifenchengshu，gengweifengyudongren，yongronghuaguiqizhi，rangrenzicanxinghui，kebuzhengshihuanghouniangniang。
takanzhezheiwuzilidejingxiang，shenshouwuzhuzui，“zhei……”
wudilianseheiruguodi，yandishanguoyisinankan。
“qingbixiatichenqiezuozhua。”
menwaiyouchuanlaiyidaoshengyin，“ruofeihuanghouzaiyanhouyaoqingqieshenqutaneilizuoke，shuobudingbeifeilidejiushiqieshenle，ruozhenshineiyang，qieshenmeifahuole。”
zhaokaitiaoletiaomei，quejianyigeshenzhegongzhuangdenvrenguizaidishang，yitouchudi，jiujiubuqi。
精彩，真是精彩。
sangenvrenyitaixi，gurenchengbuqiwoye。
wudilengleyixia，kanxiangchuangshangdenvren，“nibushihuafei？”
zhaokaichelechezuijiao，zijilaopodouburenshi？
贵圈真乱……
huanghoushangqianyibu，dandandao：“bixia，tashibushihuafeibingbuzhongyao，zhongyaodeshi，chulezheizhongshi，qihuangzigaizenmechuzhi。”
wudikanzheditoubuyudezhaokai，youkanlekanyipangmuguangzhuozhuodehuanghou，yijidishangzhangguibuqidehuafei，daodishizaiweiduoniandehuangdi，xindihenkuaijiuyoulejueduan，tawulidihuilehuishou，“chuanzhenkouyu，qihuangziniansuiyizhi，zhenchengzukao，weijigu，jianerguojia，fengyudongtuqianzhou，shiweidaliangfanli，zhiyuchenghao，jiujiaodongshanwangba。”
“xianyiyuezhinei，lijingjiufan！”
zhaokaixindiyijing，tingqilaimeishenmeshizhixingdechengfa，haizhijiejifenglewang，keshijishang，zheimegejuedingchabuduoduanjueletadanghuangdidekenengxing。
shuoshenmeniansuiyizhi，ketaqueshipaimingdiqi，qianmianjigexiongzhangrujindouweicengjiufan，taxianzaidaochenglediyige。
huanghouweiweiqushen，“bixiashengming。”
zheigejieguotayijinghenmanyile，zhaokaibijingshihuangzi，ruofeimounizaofan，xiangsidounan。
yinluangongwei，zheizhongshi，chuanchuquyousuntianjiayanmian，wudiziranbukenengrangzheijianshiliuluchuqu。
zaishuole，tazuoweihougongzhizhu，zaitadeguanxiafanweineifashengzheizhongshi，yeshitade“shizhi。”
zheidianfencuntahaishiyoude。
kanzheshengnudewudihedeyidehuanghou，zhaokaizaixinditanlekouqi，youxiejiujieyaobuyaopeihetamenyixia，bijingxianzaide“zhaokai”caishiliusui，deci“ehao”，zonggaijidianfanyingcaishi。
zhaokaixiangshishiqulelizhi，mengdipuxianglechuangshangdenvren，ehenhendedao：“jianbi！niganxianhaiwo！”
他抬手就是两巴掌。
qingcuideerguangzaizheiqimiaodefenweizhongyichangtuchu，zhengyuzhuanshenliqudewudikanleguolai，yanzhongshanguoyisishiwang，zheigepingrizuichongaideerzi，jintianhaizhenshijiletayigedadadejingxi。
gangzhunbeiwanghuizoudehuanghoutingjiandongjingyebuyoudehuiguotoulai，kanjianyanqianzheihuamian，chunjiaoweiweishangyang，liuluchujifenjifenghebuxie。
jiuzheizhonghuose？weimiantaizhinenledian。
yaobushinitaihuitaorenhuanxin，hezhiyuci……
“回宫。”
tayishuaixiupao，zhuanshenliqu。
wudilengmodihuilehuishou，“tuoxiaqu。”
“是。”
zhaokaibeitaijianjialechuqu。
sugonggongdeshengyinzishenhouchuanlai，“bixia，zheihuafei……”
“darulenggong。”wudipingjingdedao，yuqimeiyousihaobolan，gengmeiyourenhewanxi。
huafeishenziyizhan，lianshangshanguoyisibeichuangzhise……
zhiyuchuangshangneigenvren，gengshimeirenzaihu。
太华殿。
zhaokaikanzhetaijianliqudebeiying，qiheidemouzishanguoyidaohanguang。
chuanyuebeizhuajianzaichuangyejiubale，haishirenjiashedetao，jiuzheimejisangeniangmenwannongyuguzhangzhizhong，tashenmeshihoushouguozheiqi？
呵。
huanghou，huafei，haiyouneigexiaoniangmen，womenyoudewanle……
tameiyoujingdongdianliderenheren，zhishiziguzidepingjiezhejiyizhaodaozijidefangjian，menyishuai，beiziyimeng。
shengsizhiwaiwudashi，shengxiadeshi，shuixingzaishuo……
“dianxia。”yidaojianxideshengyinxiangqi。
zhaokaiyouxiemimangdezhengkaiyanjing，kanxiangyipangderenying，naozixunsuzhuandong，renchulezheigeshuxidemoshengren。
shizijidetieshenxiaotaijian，huoxushiyinweishenghuotiaojianhaibucuo，youhuoxushiyinweimouxieqitayuanyin，kanqilaixipinenroude，shenzhiyouxieyinrou。
“xiaoliuzi，shenmeshi？”zhaokailanyangyangdedao。
“ningaiquguozijiandushule。”xiaotaijiandishengtixingdao。“fuziqianrishuo，ninzaibuqudushu，jiuyaogaosubixiale。”
读书？
打小报告？
zheigangbeipi，mashangjiugaigundanle，haihuipazheiwanyi？
读个屁！
四个大字：
爱咋咋滴！
“buqubuqu，shaoyewozuowanmeishuihao，nigunchuqukanzhemen，sheilaileyebujijin。”zhaokaiyifusizhubupakaishuitangdeyangzi。
“啊？”
xiaotaijiandunshichengmujieshe，dianxiajinribianhuayoudiandaa，haoxiangyouleshenmeyizhangyiyang。
tanazhidao，zhaokaizheibushiyouleyizhang，ershikaibaile。
yishibailanyishishuang，yizhibailanyizhishuang。
cinaizhilimingyan，wo，zhaokai，chengbuqihourenye！
xiaotaijiansuolesuobozi，daodishibuganweikangmingling，guaiguaiguanshangfangmen，shouzaiyipang。
zhaokairoulerouyaozi，haishibutaishufu，shiyinweizuowantaifengkuangle？
weiyizhideqingxingde，shineiniuzhangdehaibucuo，ng，shizhenbuchuo！
xiangdaozhei，zhaokaiyourenbuzhujizijiyibazhang，xindihenhendetuoqiziji：renjiaxiangnongsini，nihaichanrenjiadeyan，nixiajian！
lianshangchuanlaideganjueqingchudegaosuta，shitengde。
“不是梦啊。”
tadeshengyindaizhejifenshiwang，haidaizhejifenmimang，sininansimengyu……
“……”
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