doushishenghuoxiaoshuo《chuyudangtian，nvshendaiwazhaoshangmen》zuijinzaiwangluoshangyinfayizhenzhuipengkuangchao，zhujiaojiangyuhanfeimengmengquanfenwushu，dajiaduidashen“shimiansanye”dewenbichizanyutaidu，neirongxiangqing：shoulerucidaqurudelushanyeyixinxiangyaonongsijiangyu，talikekanxiangyiqunxiaodidahoudao：“nimenlengzheganshen……
jiangyudaliangleyiyanzhipiao，haiweitianxieshuzi，chengyidequehenzu。
danjiangyujujuedao：“buhaoyisi，woxianzaimeishijianweinizhiliao，wohaiyougengzhongyaodeshiqingyaoquzuo。”
tahendanxinjiejiedeqingkuang！
bixuyaojinkuaiquzhaojiejie，huoxu，jiejieshitazaizheigeshishangweishubuduodeqinrenleba。
“neiyihouyoushijianleni？”
luxueerpobujidaiwendao。
zheiyeshiluheheqinzhouxiangwende，tamenkanxiangjiangyudeyanshenchongmanleqidaizhise。
“ng，youshijiankeyi！”
江羽轻轻点头。
wenyan，luhedaxi，lijiyouzaikoudaizhongtaochuyizhangmingpiandijijiangyu，dao：“xiansheng，zheishiwodemingpian，dengniyoushijianle，yidingyaohewolianxia。”
jiangyujieguomingpian，daliangyiyan，xiangjinbiandemingpianzhangxianzheduifangshenfendebufan，shangmianxiezhe：lushijituandongshizhang……luhe！
jiangyujiangmingpianfangjinkoudaizhong，baozhemengmengdabuliqu。
huran，luhexiangdaoleshenme，likechongchufangjian，dahoudao：“engong，nizunxingdaming？”
kejiangyuyijingliqu，meiyoujiyurenhehuiying。
“呼！！”
luhetanlekouqi，huidaofangjian，yansudao：“qinzhou，xueer，nimenyidingyaojizhu，ruoshizaisuchengjiandaozheiweixiansheng，yidingyaoxiangjinbanfataohaoduifang，xianzai，wodeming，zaitashoulia。”
“我知道，爷爷！”
“是，陆家主。”
qinzhouheluxueertongshidiantou。
zhiyuliuyuanhuazeshishazaiyuandi，dangkandaozhuozishangdeyibaiyuanchaopiaoshi，tadengshijiuhuangle，tazenmenengshouzheibanshenyideqianni，yihou，zhaogeshijian，yidingyaohaihuiqu！
……
苏城，韩家！
ketangneihuanshengxiaoyuyipian，qifentebiehao。
youqishijiazhuhanzhenguo，jidongdezuibadoukuailiedaoergenzihoumianqule，zhiyin，tasunnvhanfeimashangjiuyaoheerxianjiazuyuejiajiehunle，yihou，tajiudashangdachuanle！
erhanfeidefumu，hanhongtao、jiashudietongyangshixiaobulongzui，zhiyaonverjiaruyuejia，tamenzaijiazuzhongdediweishuizhangchuangao，yihou，doudekanzhetamenerrenlianse。
zhiyuqitahanjiaren，yedouhenkaixin，suiranyihouyaokanhanhongtaohejiashudiedelianseguorizi，danzhiyaonenggouguoshanghaorizi，gaiditoujiudeditouma！
xianchang，weiyibukaixinde，bianshizuozaijiaoluodehanfeile。
taliansecangbai，yanshenhuanghu，zhouweidehuanshengxiaoyuwanquanbeitagejue，tadesuoyouxinsi，douzainverhejijiangchuyudejiangyushenshang。
youqishixiangdao，gangcaijiangyudalaidianhuashi，tashuodeneixiehua，xinzangrudaozizaige。
tayebuxiangshuochuzheimehendehua，tayexiangdaizhemengmengyiqiqujiejiangyuchuyu，ranhoujiangmengmengdeshiqinggaosujiangyu，zhiyaojiangyuyuanyi，tabianquhejiangyulingzhengjiehun，gongtongzujianyigeshuyutamensanrendejiating。
可是，她不能！
yinwei，tabixuyaojiaruyuejia，fouze，bujinhanjiayouweixian，jiusuanshijiangyuhemengmengdouhuiyouweixian，jiupingyuetaodexingge，zhendeyoukenenghuixiashashou！
rangjiangyudaizhemengmenglikaisucheng，shizuihaodexuanzele！
“韩菲，过来。”
zheishi，yuetaochuxianzaimenkou，duihanfeigougoushou，dao。
yiqunzhengzaishuohuadehanjiarenjianzhuang，likecuicuhanfeichuqu，yinwei，tamenfaxianyuetaoliansebuhaokan，duiyuzheiweihanjianvxu，tamenshizaibugandezuia。
hanfeiruxingshizourouyiban，gensuiyuetaolikaileketang。
“jiangyuchuyule，gangcai，wohetahaitongdianhuale！”
yuetaozhanzaihanjiayuanzizhong，beiduizhehanfeidao。
轰！！
wenyan，hanfeishentiyizhan，tashengyinzhandouwendao：“shuo……shuoleshenme？”
“他威胁我！”
yuetaomengdizhuanshen，yilianxionghendiqiazhuhanfeidebaizanbojing，zhengningdao：“tashuo，yaorangwosiwuzangshenzhidi，hehe，hanfei，wodasuanhaohaohezheigejiangjiafeiwu，wanyiwanle，duile，haiyouninver，wokanzainimianzishang，yijingraotahenduoci，xianzai，wobudasuanraotale！”
“bu……buyaoshanghaitamen，woqiuqiunile！”
dengshi，hanfeiliansecangbairuzhi，meiyourenhexuese，tazhidaoyuetaodexingge，kouzhongdewanyiwan，bidingshixialeshaxin，kaolvdaoyuejiadeshiliyijibeihoukaoshanshi，tazhenggedoupale。
jiupingganggangchuyudejiangyu，nashenmeheyuejiashaoyedoua？
yiluanjishi，meiyourenhefankangzhili！
daoshi，bujinjiangyuhuiluoruwanzhangshenyuan，shenzhi，jiuliannvermengmengyegenzheyiqizaoyang。
“wokeyibushanghaitamen！”
“zhiyaosantianzhihou，nijiajiwo，xinganqingyuanhewochenghun，wokeyikaolv，fangtamenyeliangyitiaoxingming，zhiyao，tamenguaiguaigunchusucheng，buzaichuxian，wojiudangshiqingmeifashengguo，ruhe？”
yuetaoqiazhehanfeidebojing，yilianxieedao：“zheijianshi，santiannei，ninengbunengbanhao？”
“可以，我可以！”
hanfeimeiyouxuanzedequanli，dangjitongyixialai。
“guang！”yuetaolengxiaoyisheng，jianghanfeidiuzaidishang，ranhoudabuliqu，zoudaomenkoushi，talengshengdao：“jizhu，wojinisantianshijian，ruguochulibuhao，bujinshitamenyeliang，jiusuanhanjia，doudefuchucanzhongdaijia，buxindehua，nishishi！！”
hanfeikanzheyuetaoliqudebeiying，wuzhebozidakouhuxi，yanshenzhongmanshijuewangzhise。
她没得选！
yidianxuanzedequanlidoumeiyoua。
yiqunhanjiarenchulaile，jianyuetaobucierbie，bianxunwenhanfeifashengleshenme。
hanfeizhishiyaotoushuomeishi，guanyugangcaideshiqing，yigezidoumeiyoutoulou，yinweitazhidao，ruguoranghanjiarenzhidao，jiangyuchuyule，kendinghuixiangjinbanfajiangqichudiaode。
yuetaozouchuhanjia，lijinachudianhuabodachuqu：“heihu，youjianshiyaojiaojiniquzuo，jiangniandedidichuyule，woxiang，tahenkuaijiuhuiqunineilijiujiangnian，woxiwang，tadaodazhihou，jiangnianyijingshiyijushitile，erjiangyuyidanchuxian，likeshale，haiyouneigexiaoyezhongmengmeng，yibingshale，shihou，jinierbaiwan！”
guadiaodianhua，yuetaomuluxiongguang，hehelengxiao。
小子！
睡了我的女人！
woyaorangnitongku，tongkuyibeizi！！
……
黑虎酒吧！
heihuheyuetaodianhuajiaoliuhou，bianminglingliangmingshouxiajiangzhengzaidasaoweishengdejiangnianjizhuaileguoqu。
“ni……nixiangganshenme？”
jiangnianshenchuanfuwuyuanfushi，lianshangsuiranmengzhemiansha，danyijiuzheyanbuzhuneizhengningdeshaoba，buguo，zixiqukan，ruguomeiyoushaobadehua，tajueduishiyigedadaojiufendedameinv。
youqishihuangjinbilideshencai，shifenreyaner。
“zaizheiligongzuoduoshaonianle？”
heihuzaichajishangnaqiyibabishou，lengmowendao。
jiangnianshentiyizhan，manliankongjudikanleyiyanheihu，huidadao：“san……sannianduole！”
heihuyouwendao：“ng，leima？”
江念：“我不累。”
她怎能不累？
ruodajiuba，meitiandeweishengdoushiyoutalaidasao，suoyoujiubeixuyaotalaiqingxi，zuirangtagandaoshenxinpibeideshi，jiubayuangongzhiyaobukaixin，jiuhuinatadangsaqitong。
meitianhunshenshanghenleilei，wanshangtongdejihushuibuzhejue。
dantayijiuyaoyajianchi，tazaidengdaididichuyudeneiyitian，buran，tazaojiusile。
“nileile，yueshaoyegangcaixiangdaoleyigerangniqingsongdefangfa。”
heihuzhuaqibishou，huanhuanqishen，yinsendeshengyinzaihunandebaoxiangneixiangqi：“songniqudiyu。”
huabi，heihuzhuaqibishou，zhijiecixiangjiangniandexinzang。
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