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“dawangyoudianbuduijinga!”
zheishi,renhuangdianzhongzhunbeijixushangzoudebigandengren,xianzaiyebuganluanshuohua!
yinweizaichaozhongliuchuanzheyijuhua‘bupadawangtiao,jiupadawangxiao’,kuangqieganggangdixinbudanxiaole,yanlihaimaochushaqilaile。
zheirangbigandengrendalegeduosuo,
tamendoushizhongchen,danquebushiyuchen!
再说,
tamenyebushishouchi‘dawangbian’dewentaishi,zheishihouchudawangdemeitou,wanquanshizhaosi!
于是,
santiancaishangyicidezaochao,jiuzaidixinde‘wushengweixie’zhongcaocaoleshi!
……
“dawang,yinjiao、yinhongliangweidianxiaxiangyaochugong,qujiaowaiyouwan,telaibinggaodawang!”
dixingangganghuidaoshufang,jiudedaolexiarendebinggao,gangyaoshuosuitamenqudeshihou,naohaizhongzaiduxiangqixitongdeshengyin。
“jiancedaonvwashengrenjijiangqianlaiwenzui,suzhuxuanzeruxia——”
“xuanzeyi:neikeshishengren,songyicibusuanshenme,dazhangfunengqunengshen,yihouzaizhaohuichangzi!xuanzejiangli:houtianfangyulingbaoxuanguiqiao,daluojinxiannanpo,xiuweiyiwannian!”
“xuanzeer:wocao,haotianneilaoxiaoziyaoyongwanwanrenzudexingming,jinxingfengshendajiedeshihounizhuangxia,haitemeyoulianlaizhaocha,duita!
xuanzejiangli:kaitianjianfu,xiuweijiangli,jiangyizhaosuzhunuduinvwadechengdujiyu,duideyuehen、nvwafuchudedaijiayueda,jiangliyuegao,xiuweizuidiyiwannian,zuigaoshiwannian!”
这时,
dixinnaohaizhonglingguangyishan,tajidezaifengshenyanyizhong,nvwanuqichongchongqianlaiwenzuideshihou,jiushibeiwaichudeyinjiao、yinhongerren,shenshangxiedaiderenhuangqijidangzhule。
孤艹,
圣人女娲要来了!
必须怼她!
yixiangdaozheige,dixinjingranhaiyoudianxiaoxingfen——
“我选二!”
唰!
xiayimiao,yizhangjincancan、shangmiankehuazheyibaxiaojiandefulu,chuxianzaidixindeshihaizhong!
“kaitianjianfu:kezhanshijianyiqie,baokuowushangyinguo!”
这时,
dixinhuranxiangqi,fengshenyuanzhuzhongshuoguo,dangchunvwazhisuoyimeiyibazhangpaisidixin,chuletabeirenhuangqibaohuwai,haiyoujiushitashenzaichaogezhong。
zijisuiranyouledixiandexiuwei,kezainvwamianqian,gujilianmayidoubusuan!
不行,
xianzaihaibudaolangdeshihou,bixuyaozaigoudejichushanglang!
honghuangdalububihoushi,zijisuiranshirenhuang,danshizaihonghuanglaoybideyanli,zijiliangenmaodoubusuan!
xiangdaozhei,dixinziyanziyudao:“buchengdaluo,jianjuebuchuchaoge,ng,jiuzheimedingle……baijiachaogechengchengqiang!”
……
“gege,fuqinzenmexiangqilai,yaokanwomenzaijiaowaiduizhanle?”
“woyebuzhidao,buguofuqinnenglaiyeshihaoshi,zheijitianfuqinhenbuduijing,muqinhendanxinde!”
朝歌城外
gegeyinjiao、didiyinhongbingjianerchu,tongshikanxiangzhanzaichengqiangshangdedixin,yanzhongshandongzheyihuodeguangmang。
mofeishifuqinyaoxuanxiadairenhuangle?
不对啊,
fuqinxianzaizhengzhizhuangnian,buhuizheimezaojiuzuojuedingde!
honghuangshiqi,renhuangmeiyouhoushineixietianzideguiju。
napashizaiwairenmianqian,yinjiao、yinhongyeshizhijiehandixin‘fuqin’de!
这时,
zhanzaichengqiangshangdedixin,huranzhangkaishuangshou,dashenghandao:“yinjiao、yinhong,rangguwangkankannimendeyongwu!”
“是,父亲!”
“是,父亲!”
tingdaodixindeminglinghou,yinjiao、yinhongsuiranyouxieyihuo,danhaishitaochuzijidedabaojian,zaidixinyanpizidixiadaleqilai。
keguolemeiyouyizhuxiangdeshijian,hunhunyushuidedixin,huranganjuedaoyidaoyunhanshajidemuguang,zhijieluozaizijishenshang,
yishunjiantajiulailejingshen!
来了来了,
辣个女人来了!
xiangdaozheili,dixinhuranzhanleqilai,dashenghandao:“yinjiao、yinhong,huilai!”
说完,
dixinjiangrenhuangjianzhuzaidishang,zuoshoushouxindizaijianwei,youshouyazaizuoshoushang,mianlurulindadideyangzi。
就在这时,
yidaohaowuganqing,danquejidulengmodeshengyin,huranxiangchezhenggechaoge——
“dixin,nikezhizui!”
lengmodeshengyinzhong,jiazazherangrenwufakangjudeweiyan。
下一秒,
tiandihuranbiandehunanwubi,huanghuangtianweixiedaizhegungunmieshizhilichuxian,jiangzhenggechaogedoulongzhaozainei。
不难想象,
ruoshizheidaomieshizhililuoxia,zhenggechaogegujidouzhaobudaobangehuoren!
圣人不可辱!
zaihonghuang,zheikebushiyijukonghua!
buguozaineiguliliangganggangchuxian,yidaozijinsedehuaguizhiqi,huranzaichaogeshangkongchuxian,
hongdeyisheng,jiangneigumieshiqixijikui!
erchaogezhineidezhongren,yezhishiganjuetianhuranheileyixia,bingmeiyoushoudaorenheyingxiang,
ganggangneiyimu,yezhiyoudixinkandaole!
“dixin,nikezhizui!”
就在这时,
neidaolengmodeshengyinzaiduxiangqi,zhishizheicimingxianduoleyisifennu!
而这时,
dixinyecaigangganghuanguoshenlai,kandaowanhaowusundezijihechaoge,
歪嘴一笑!
卧槽,
fengshenyanyizhongshuodebucuoa,zaichaogezhong,shengrendoubiexiangshanghaizijiyigenmao!
xiangdaozhei,dixinbuxieyixiao:“guwanghezuizhiyou?”
这时,
bankongzhonghuranchuxianyidaomohu、danquesanfazhewandaoguangmangdeshenying,kanzhedixinnuchidao:“nihaodadedanzi,liushixiedubensheng,haixiangjiaobian?”
zheishihoudenvwa,qidefeidouyaozhale!
tazuomengdoumeiyouxiangdao,zijiganyingtiandaotuan(tuan)tuzaoren,guiweirenzuzhimu,rucishenfen,jingranyourenganxieduziji。
这怎么能忍!
kejiuzaiganggangtashizhanshengwei,zhunbeijiaoxunxiadixindeshihou,queyoubeichaogehuijuderendaozhilidangzhule。
zheigengrangtaqibudayichulai!
renzudoushizijichuangzaode,rendaozhiliyeshiyinweirenzuerchuxiande……
归根结底,
zheiyiqiedegenyuan,haishizaizijizheigetiandaoshengrendeshenshang!
可特么,
xianzairendaozhili,jingranzuzhizijizheige‘renzuzhimu’jiaoxunganxieduzijiderenzu!
yaobushiweileweichishengrengaogaozaishangdexingxiang,nvwadouxiangpokoudamale!
tebieshikandaodixinneifu‘youzhongnilaidawoya’deyangzihou,nvwagengshiqideyachidouyaoyaosuile!
万丈金光下,
nvwazaidulenglengdao:“dixin,nitishixiedurenzushengmu,haixiangjiaobian?nandaonijiubupabenshengyinu,huigeiyiwanwanrenzudailaimiedingzhizai!”
“heng,nvwa,guwangjinimianzihanniyishengrenzushengmu,xiwangnibuyaobushitaiju,bieyiweiguwangbuzhi,nituantuzaorenyezhishiweileshengrenzhiwei!”
“wuyaodazhanqian,renzubeiyaozudangchengshiwushi,nizaina?”
“sanhuangzhiqian,renzuyibuzheti、shibuguofushi,nizaina?”
“niyinyoutuantuzaorenzhigongde,dexiangrenzuyibandeqiyun,keshihonghuangdadiyiwanwanrenzu,quebeitianshangdejiahuodangchengxianghuokuilei,shaoyoubujingjiushigezhongtianzaishi,niyouzaina?”
tingdaonvwadehuahou,dixinshunjiannule,tajianzhinvwadashengmadao:“renzushengmu——ni!ye!pei!”
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